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Too funny not to share. Sure I low balled but more money to spread!! Hopefully it loads in order!
[QUOTE=Nepa51;3033959]Too funny not to share. Sure I low balled but more money to spread!! Hopefully it loads in order![/QUOTE]That was a funny read. You really pissed her off, granted she is crazy to begin with. First time I heard about hitting every branch on the way down. Too funny.
I always thought she was a pretty girl, with a deceptively nice ass. I say deceptive because it doesn't look like that in person. It's more wide than round. Wouldn't see her again cause of her lack of concept for time when attempting to meet her and feeling that she is spaced out during the visit.
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Lesson to self and others do not make Maddy Angry or put her feet to the fire, she calls me up and tells me that she has heard about my battle Royale and Rachel the Blonde Phenom, so I say I don't have any idea who Rachel is or who the Phenom was, but I'll come see you sweetheart. I get to Maddy's room and she's looking a little down, she looks up with tears in her eyes and she says, "Nurse have I not been good to you, have I not tried to please you in every way you ask? She says, who else out here can screw you for 2 hours non-stop, who allows you to throat them likeci do for you? She says and still you bring some Blonde Bi* *h into the picture, she looks at me and says, all I ask of you is for you to fuck me once daily and fuck me good, and damnit nurse you can't even do that, the lecture went on and on and on, I was getting anxious at this point because I never saw Maddy Cry Before, she said, before I met you Nurse, I wasn't even attempting Greek, but when you told me that the word was Greek will keep me on my feet, Greek is what I began to do, she said if Blonde is what you want, I'll give you Blonde, she begins to yell, "Ashley, Aaaaaashley, come out here, and now I'm really Nervous, So out of the Bathroom comes Ashley, Never in a million years. Would I believe that Ashley would be in St Petersburg hanging with Maddy, needless to say that I know Ashley from taking Maddy back and forth to her family's house, Ashley is a Drop Dead Georgeous blond with pearly White teeth and a ass to die for, Ashley is not only drop dead gorgeous, Ashley is Maddy's first cousin,. Jaaaaaaaaaackpot, they keep it in the family, they began to taaaaaagteam me taking turns blowing my totem pole and eating each other out, I could barely hold on I was so damn excited, Ashley is twice as Cocky as Maddy, but backs up every word she says, I could not believe I had to go to flipping work, otherwise I would have spent the entire day with Maddy and Ashley and took time and Screwed Them Silly, They Put on a fantastic show out of this world, Only Senior Members can Have details on Maddy's cousin, as she has a crazy Boyfriend and foes not want to be exposed, Get in touch with Maddy Personal if you want the inside details, my pics are extremely edited because I was asked not to show her face, but in box me for details about pics and I will send you exclusive edited pics, senior members you will get unedited pics, but I have no idea how long she will be with maddy, because she travels back and forth to Pasco to keep herself low from being known, she does not use and told me she heard about earning potential and was hanging out with Maddy for some observation, pics are below, but in box me for more detail, HornyNurse out.
[QUOTE=Nepa51;3033959]Too funny not to share. Sure I low balled but more money to spread!! Hopefully it loads in order![/QUOTE]She is so fun to mess with. Tell her you think her ass is fat. Sooo much fun!
[QUOTE=HornyNurse3RN;3034068]Lesson to self and others do not make Maddy Angry or put her feet to the fire, she calls me up and tells me that she has heard about my battle Royale and Rachel the Blonde Phenom, so I say I don't have any idea who Rachel is or who the Phenom was, but I'll come see you sweetheart. I get to Maddy's room and she's looking a little down, she looks up with tears in her eyes and she says, "Nurse have I not been good to you, have I not tried to please you in every way you ask? She says, who else out here can screw you for 2 hours non-stop, who allows you to throat them likeci do for you? She says and still you bring some Blonde Bi* *h into the picture, she looks at me and says, all I ask of you is for you to fuck me once daily and fuck me good, and damnit nurse you can't even do that, the lecture went on and on and on, I was getting anxious at this point because I never saw Maddy Cry Before, she said, before I met you Nurse, I wasn't even attempting Greek, but when you told me that the word was Greek will keep me on my feet, Greek is what I began to do, she said if Blonde is what you want, I'll give you Blonde, she begins to yell, "Ashley, Aaaaaashley, come out here, and now I'm really Nervous, So out of the Bathroom comes Ashley, Never in a million years. Would I believe that Ashley would be in St Petersburg hanging with Maddy, needless to say that I know Ashley from taking Maddy back and forth to her family's house, Ashley is a Drop Dead Georgeous blond with pearly White teeth and a ass to die for, Ashley is not only drop dead gorgeous, Ashley is Maddy's first cousin,. Jaaaaaaaaaackpot, they keep it in the family, they began to taaaaaagteam me taking turns blowing my totem pole and eating each other out, I could barely hold on I was so damn excited, Ashley is twice as Cocky as Maddy, but backs up every word she says, I could not believe I had to go to flipping work, otherwise I would have spent the entire day with Maddy and Ashley and took time and Screwed Them Silly, They Put on a fantastic show out of this world, Only Senior Members can Have details on Maddy's cousin, as she has a crazy Boyfriend and foes not want to be exposed, Get in touch with Maddy Personal if you want the inside details, my pics are extremely edited because I was asked not to show her face, but in box me for details about pics and I will send you exclusive edited pics, senior members you will get unedited pics, but I have no idea how long she will be with maddy, because she travels back and forth to Pasco to keep herself low from being known, she does not use and told me she heard about earning potential and was hanging out with Maddy for some observation, pics are below, but in box me for more detail, HornyNurse out.[/QUOTE]Where they say,"vice is nice, but incest is best".
I love this soap opera that is our monger lives. The secret lives we lead with these drama filled street characters is awesome. I love playing my part out here in paradise. Horney Nurse being the outgoing character having his fill of ass and providing us needy folk some side ass from beautiful young thangs, while he provides service to the old bags in need of dick. Like you I have had hos fall in love with me and and at times live with me, but I dumped them quick sinse I need constant variety not same ol, same ol. Poor things just want love but I just want a nut, LOL. These girls try to kiss me, cuddle and all kinds of bull, but I'm nice and accomodate except for kissing, LOL. Guess sinse I'm young and in shape they sometimes want to date, but I just want ass. I date alot but that is expensive and those girlfriends think I'm being a gentleman waiting for them to give me ass not knowing I got all kind of ass out here, sometimes overwhelmed with ass, only if they knew. Then the real girlfriend finally gives me ass or a blowjob, and I'm so disappointed and end up dumping them sinse they can't match my street girlfriends oral skills, LOL or freakiness. Good job brother Horney Nurse, your stories are filled with wisdom, LOL. Love it, as long as they suck a good dick I'll entertain a ho, for a while that is. I got to have me these cousins, but I'm in Tampa again, hope the cousins are together next week when I come back.
[QUOTE=EyeMyt;3034369]Where they say,"vice is nice, but incest is best".[/QUOTE]
Got tired of stop and go behind the dog gone city bus on 28th St so I cut down 5 2nd Ave to Haines. Came to the stop sign and didn't even see her but Lola just gets right in. I'm like dam it. Anyway I take her to a place where people are just dieing to get in and parked. Surprisingly she actually took her time and gave a decent BBBJCIM. She asked if we could FS and I said no got to go but she begged and hopped in my lap stroking my Viper head dry humping me thru her little shorts. I really needed to go but I reached around and grabbed her ass putting more pressure against her damp jj spotted she leaned back tugging and rubbing against her thigh so I just leaned back to enjoy it. She leaned forward to suck on my ear and next thing I know she feeds my Viper into her love cave grinding hard until it shot all the venom up in her. Needless to say not bad for. 3 $ damage.
[QUOTE=BillySea;3034236]She is so fun to mess with. Tell her you think her ass is fat. Sooo much fun![/QUOTE]I can't! I'd probably piss my pants from laughing at a 10 page diatribe! LOL.
Man your posts are an endless source of information and entertainment, you sir always crack me up LOL. My hat's off to you and take your vitamins and gatorade LOL. You remind me of "my vice" I wonder where is he now.
[QUOTE=Lapeno007;3035197]Man your posts are an endless source of information and entertainment, you sir always crack me up LOL. My hat's off to you and take your vitamins and gatorade LOL. You remind me of "my vice" I wonder where is he now.[/QUOTE]I may have ran into my best adventure yet, got a really good adventure planned for this morning.
You are bringing back old memories there. My Vice with his quest to see who could take the giant butt plug was classic. And one or two girls took that thing.
[QUOTE=Lapeno007;3035197]Man your posts are an endless source of information and entertainment, you sir always crack me up LOL. My hat's off to you and take your vitamins and gatorade LOL. You remind me of "my vice" I wonder where is he now.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HornyNurse3RN;3035521]I may have ran into my best adventure yet, got a really good adventure planned for this morning.[/QUOTE]Friend of mine has informed me that there is right here in St Pete a very large SW needing care. The young lady's name is Jessica, she's a 35 yo and she's listed as 6'4" & 370 lbs in the local strumpet record book. I'm not aware of any man who has tamed and pleasured this behemoth, and this will surely put you in the Strumpet Book of Records! Because of her extreme girth any photos will likely need to be panoramic so as to capture her entire beauty?
I'm going to invest in some Knights Inn stock. It seems like all of the good nurse's favorites take up stay yhere. Maybe we can slap an urgent care sign on it!
Cupcake just moved in today.
I had a dream, well a day dream. Thanks to THN I was able to hook up with Rachel yesterday, met at near her place and after some small talk she wanted to go to her place, her roommate and two guys were there but I took a chance. It was all business, I started with a so so BBBJ then after about 10 minutes of K9 she said "you need to hurry up", I thought, WTF are you kidding me? So after another 10 minutes of that I told her to end with more BBBJ, which again was so so at best. Never did finish even though the kitty is snug and the body looks good but, not sure how soon I'll repeat. But as always YMMV.
Thanks to THN for the quick hook up, your doing great work out there.
Considering some BP girls are charging $50 for qv.