Does she resemble her picture on the website at all?
[QUOTE=JWebster;4946432]Saw Samantha had a great time.
She has a great body, performance, and attitude. It was a great time overall.
The BBBJ after the shower was crazy. I almost came right there. I wanted to CIM, and she was happy to try, but it didn't happen. Finished in doggy. I'd see her again.[/QUOTE]Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.
I just banged Frankensteins Monster
If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.
So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.
The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.
Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.
As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.
But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if you’re a total creep like me
I'm no hero, just a karmic pragmatist
[QUOTE=Bilaling;4947714]You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.
B.[/QUOTE]Life is full of ups and downs. You got to accrue enough bad experiences to get a real appreciation of the good ones.
In this case, you got to screw a few Tiwas in order to enjoy a good Nina.