I know her by 4 different names
Tonya, Lexxi, Babygurl, Leeah and I've been wondering for close to a year where she's been, figured it was a child.
Some night remember her WSW super hot, great ass, star tattoos on her bellish area. She kinda owned Burnside to Glisan, the same area Sarah#30 frequented this summer.
Anyway she texted me, don't know if she intends to Walk, or just get Regulars to pick up off the Blade. Working it out, will report back. Or I suppose, look for her.
UTR provider in Vancouver
I have come across someone who wishes to remain under the radar in Vancouver.
I am willing to share information for all who want it.
Thursday Night 82nd limited recon
Copilot & I had to pick up friend at airport around 10:00 & after dropping him home way down Sandy decided to hit 82nd.
Though I didn't anticipate much, not a thing happening from 33rd to 82nd.
A few of usual uninteresting BSW's from Fremont to Glisan.
Saw Lexi walking at Hong Phat looked blonde again & in knee length dress topped by jean jacket. She must have been having a good night as she was all dimples & smiles.
Another dreaded BSW at Taboo. Looked like one of Hermiston's Tyrone(s) stable.
The homeless brunette WSW w / the weird belly button was waving at cars near Duke.
Since I was out thought I'd do one more lap JCB>Sandy & back.
Not a fucking thing until by Glisan art place was Sarah #30 in tall ass heels & jeans w/ tight top on. Thought about it but then remembered latest EB ad where she mentioned she was a full safety one now (read no BBBJ). Passed her up on that fact alone. If I wanted the full on latex experience I'd have scooped Lexi.
Empty all the way to Flavel. Hoping I'd see Heather & perhaps turn her to the hooker side, but not a sign of her farm fresh cuteness. I'm going to make finding her my priority of my searches & helping her to the dark side. LOL.
Light PPD on both circuits, though once I passed Flavel carts, tons of Clackamas as usual.
Unintended Saturday Night 82nd Recon
My usual UTR is working overtime at day job & fighting a cold. Thought I'd just chill w the copilot tonight. Maybe some Netflix or do some reading from the pile I got going.
Then.
The young cutie Heather w / the tits that I've been trying to take the plunge towards the dark side texted me around 8:30 & said thought she could drop the nappy head Tyrone tonight & would I like to "hang out" (her words). Works for me & we arranged to meet at 9:45 at Flavel convenience. 10:15 comes & goes & around 10:30 I text that I'm waiting. Said she's delayed for a bit & will text me. I couldn't hang at store any longer as manager was clearing lot of undesirables. Don't blame him there was a brisk pharmaceutical trade going on in the thirty minutes I nursed my water & watched the cridler zoo going on. The brunette WSW w / the weird belly button did offer me a $60.00 special. She was high as fuck & it took her a good five minutes to even get that out.
Thought what the fuck I'll check out 82nd.
Not much until Powell>Division. One of the old blonde WSW was walking by Unicorn. In Hermiston's usual spot was a younger BSW in tan shorts, not the best looking from what I saw.
A couple more BSW's of varying size from Division>Glisan yet nothing to Sandy.
Passing by Glisan park area, saw a WSW redhead in grey jeans & short jacket. Got a look from her as I passed but was trying to read Heather's text as it came in & didn't get the best look. Heather was delayed further, so thought I'd check the redhead because I thought it might have been my mudshark cuuunt rob (report #2769). She'd disappeared but I did do some more laps around the general areas to see if I could spot her beater car. I was toying w / the idea of doing some "maintenance" on either the tires or windshield if her Tyrone wasn't around. Probably just as well I didn't spot it. I figured Tyrone went for Popeye's.
More Heather texting going on & going nowhere.
It kept getting later & I was getting bored w / driving. One more lap & saw nothing except a haggard old WSW blonde w / roots near AutoZone.
Susie from my reports #2306, #2226 & #2369 was getting scooped right @ old dental plave just past Powell.
Saw a new (to me) late 20's WSW near Walmart. Dirty blonde hair to middle of back wearing a black dress & heels. Not a spinner (think a smaller Lexi) but great smile & cute face. Turned around to intercept at next block to see her hopping in a grey sedan. Anyone know who she is?? She looked really good.
To my chagrin, Heather was having trouble dropping nappy head & getting away. Told her I was going home & could text me if she got free but not too fucking late. If not said I'm free Sunday & we could cook a nice dinner etc. & "hang out" (my words).
Lots of PPD pulling over cars all night though didn't see any Clackamas around all night.
Wednesday Afternoon North / South
Not much South, Bike Part Mafia in full effect.
WSW Gina near Eastport.
By Division WSW blue dress, boots sunglasses. This is the one that was between Powell and Division all summer.
Near Stark saw the cute WSW with the AAish name that I can't remember. She looks like a Blonde Vanessa Skye, less butt. She's expensive and looks a little dental challenged. She was so fine and young when she walked more often 7-8 years ago. Sweet baby Ty-Ty is always around waiting to sponge off her.
TSLSW was out by the Art Lofts.
Forehead was by Sunny Mkt.
Nothing else out.
Sucks when you lose your best one
Had to cut ties with one of our favorite Walkers. It hurts, but it's time to move on. It's cool cause like I've previously posted I'm moving away from the Street and online for better verification / checks. That and I have 5 girls I can call, as well as my new favorite Bohemian Marilyn.
I wonder what will become of the Walker I parted with. I do not wish this on her, but I know she likes her pills, it's just a matter of time before the wreckage catches up with her. I have this sinking feeling I'll see her in a few years, relegated to a hell no, avoid, fractured Hooker. I don't wish it but it's almost inevitable. Hope to be proved wrong.
RR.
Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 ZJ Edition
Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 ZJ Edition.
I probably mentioned Sarah #1. 5 was my first real rob for more than a few bucks. Two Fractured Hooker Tales in one as it also includes my weak payback later.
She looked SW good in the beginning, long legs, nice ass & perky b cups, some belly baby damage & a mild butter face. I saw her around 82nd & never found any rob reports on her. So, when a window of my s / o being gone for one night & thought I'd get some strange. Picked her up near Unicorn one early evening about ten years ago. She wasn't all crackhead tweaky & smelled good then, made some normal like conversation. Proceeded to my place w / 2 pops for $75.00 deal. She wanted cash upfront & we compromised on leaving cash on dining table as she got naked & the festivities started. Mediocre BBBJ was just getting interesting when her phone blew up & after the tenth call, stopped & answered it & left me seconds from completion,. Got the whole sad story that she'd not made enough money tonight, blah, blah, blah, yet her babysitter is threatening to leave her kids alone if she doesn't bring cash right now. Academy Award winning bullshit that In went along with it & took her way up Powell around 162nd & she went in to pay. Yeah naïve as fuck, though to my credit I figured it out within ten minutes & left. SMDH. Licked my wounds & figured it was my first large loss. Consoled myself that it's bound to happen if you hit 82nd enough & my pain was tempered by seeing her mugshot weekly (or so it seems LOL) & it always was good for a laugh at her expense.
Fast forward a year or so. Cold dreary rainy night & I had some sort of wicked ass flu. One of those instances you know you're contagious as fuck. Since I was single again no s / o to pick up for me, I had to venture out. I was coming back from getting drugstore supplies & saw her walking by Foster & thought I'd confront her about it. Why I don't know as it's not my style & was pretty much over it. Guess I sicker than I thought. She hopped in got her seat belt on & asked what I wanted. Raining like fuck at times & she's out w / many layers on but still soaked. Said "I want my money back from the last time I picked you up & got robbed". Took her crack addled brain a second to process & she started w / all the excuses. As I expected she didn't have the money & finally said "I'll do you good for twenty to make up for it". Even though she was looking worse for wear & had started to get that wide ass thing going. Thought some cruunt head would be a good way to start a period of illness. She was tweaking on the downside hard & doing all the SW snarky shit we all hate when in our ride, changing radio, looking in center console or glovebox. Told her stop that. At my place I could feel the flu ramping up by the second & made sure to cough my lungs out right her way whenever possible. She got fully naked this time & between the death flu coming in waves told her to open mouth wide for round one & suck you cruunt. She opened & as was about to fuck her mouth noticed blood around her front teeth & gums. "What the fuck is going on in your mouth"? Nonchalantly said she'd had some back teeth pulled today. I couldn't look away as she showed me several gaping seeping holes that looked like they been pulled out w / fucking vice grips by a Hells Angel w / a grudge. I'm a sick bastard at times (according to several exes) but this was too much. Feeling the waves of flu getting worse told her get in doggie & spread. Threw a cover on & as she spread her meaty redhaired gash, I got cheesy crotch rot funk despite nostrils being snot clogged, fuck that can't be good if I can actually smell it when sick. In the light also saw all sort of pimples on her ass & a very bad wiping job shit smear staring back at me. Trying to not hurl, self-serviced myself while calling her dirty names & left string of baby batter over that ass up to the back of that nappy haired head while coughing more all over her. Ah, I miss those days when I could shoot a huge stream LOL. She hopped up, got dressed w / no cleanup whatsoever (SMDH) & back into ride to FM Foster where her pharma rep was. Her phone died as she was asking his location, she grabbed mine. By now I thought whatever it takes to be done w / this crunnt. Her pharma rep was in Oregon City & to just get out of the whole mess drove her there in some more torrential rain. Found rep at some way out of the way closed restaurant that I actually was familiar with. I pulled off when saw his truck about 25' away & told her "of course I'll wait & bring you back to home". Yeah right. Soon as her feet hit the pavement I floored ride & bootleg turned it spraying gravel for home. Sick as fuck but laughing so hard I'd thought I'd fucking pass out. She must have borrowed pharma reps' phone as I got the expected all capital / misspelled rant of threats, cursing & name calling from unknown number within minutes. Read them laughing even harder all the way home. Got one last one as I pulled into driveway & was about to block number. It was her pharma rep he said something like his rounds were taking him to Salem tonight & he had left her crackhead ass outside of closed restaurant. Said she was totally livid about it & got so worked up spittle / blood was foaming up around her lips.
I swear it I could hear the laughing coming through in his text.
For the next week sick as shit 103 fever, hot & cold shakes etc. One of the worst flu experiences I ever had, but every time I thought of her crackhead ass stuck out there on rainy ass weekday night since all her $$ surely went to pharma rep, I felt a little better.
Hooker Up RR.
Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 RR Edition
First off she has always reeked of sweat, always.
I first met Sarah #1. 5 8-9 years ago. Like ZJ mentioned around that time she was kinda appealing. The first time I got her, she just about jumped in my car at the old Powell 7-11. The memories have been washed away by years of seeing her at the bottom of the barrel. From what I recall she actually had a decent design trim and she was dedicated to get the nut out of me. We hung out somewhere out on Division. Nothing exceptional, definitively not the best and even then I had no intention to do the whole deal. Even then she was the one you passed 40 times and aw fuck it and swooped her.
I haven't experienced any Robbish behavior, and the pharmaceuticals and the pursuit of them wasn't her whole life. Through the years I've watched the decline. Would never at my worst most desperate moment would pick her up. Total avoid. So my story.
About 7-8 years ago Sarah#1. 5 had a friend that she was either mentoring, or they just walked together. Around Stark I swung around to get the other one early 20's WSW, really pretty. There was confusion and before I knew it both Sarah #1. 5 and her friend were in my car. I've only had multiple girls in my car one other time and it was one of the best experiences I've ever had. I expressed my total hatred of this situation, I pretty much lost it. Somehow against my better judgement I agreed to a BJ from both, Sarah#1. 5 would swallow. I also in that moment negotiated 1/3rd now and the rest after.
We went up to Mt. Tabor, walked into somewhere and they both took turns giving me head. Literally 2 minutes after I gave it to Sarah#1. 5 some dude started walking our way sayung the name of the other girl. Both of them collected their shit as fast as they could. The other one yelled at the top of her lungs "leave me alone, I don't want to be with you. " And they both ran off into the park. By that time I was already paces away from all of them. The dude (wasn't a Tyrone) started walking towards them. I guess I saved some money at the expense of Safety. I've been known to take chances like that on occasion. That was officially the last time I ever messed with that chick. 100% she hates me. I'm not at the okie doke, flip off level as ZJ, but I do wave and smile at her from time to time, in my head I'm saying fuck you, you're the worst. That's the story I hope you enjoyed it.