When nobody answers the question...
Sometimes everybody here is asking about someone -- and nobody answers. It's not because the question wasn't posted... it's sitting right there in the forum.
Probably if nobody answers it's either because they don't know, or because the person who does know hasn't logged in yet, or because those who DO know her happen to also know she wants to remain under the radar -- and for good reason. In any case, repeating the question isn't going to get it answered.
That's why we have the option of private emails. If a question remains unanswered, try emailing the person you have some reason for thinking might know the answer.
If they trust you, they'll answer.
What are the rules on Monger etiquette?
I was a little overdue, and off work, so I stopped down at the Parkville Pleasurehouse. I’m not paranoid, but I do like to park down the street and around the corner as a precaution. So, I walk up to the door and ring the bell. I look over my shoulder and BANG!, Monger #2 is standing right behind me waiting. I mean, COME ON NOW! Just wait a minute or two for Monger #1 to enter and get situated. Then ring the bell. Just a little uncomfortable.
At least the providers have the sense to make sure two mongers don’t pass in the hall from room to shower to sauna to room. Get the hint buddy?
Anyways, the rub at the Pleasurehouse is always A #1. And Ruby was no exception. Great rub, and a greeaaaat rub after the rub. But she’s here for just one more week before she’s cycled back to NY.
Beware though, Ruby used about half a bottle of lotion during the rub down, and I had to use the ol' finger around the gas cap and use that to mask detection by the SO until I could take proper action to destinkify.
LARS™ Rating:
Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude: 9
Service: 9.9
BD
I was walking down the steps...
[QUOTE=Butter Dog] I’m not paranoid, but I do like to park down the street and around the corner as a precaution. So, I walk up to the door and ring the bell. I look over my shoulder and BANG!, Monger #2 is standing right behind me waiting. I mean, COME ON NOW! Just wait a minute or two for Monger #1 to enter and get situated. Then ring the bell. Just a little uncomfortable.
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to BT in Beltsville one time and noticed that there were three men in line to ring the doorbell (the light in the lobby was on, it was dark, and the windows weren't tinted). At first I thought they were all there together, it wasn't until I noticed that all three were standing facing different directions, head/eyes focused intently on the ground. The woman answering the door must've only seen the one guy in front, the look of surprise on her face at seeing three guys there was hilarious.
Traffic jam's continued...
Bad enough bumping into strangers.
I once bumped into somebody I knew. ACK!
Speaking of K's and Lilly's
Can anybody 'splain to me why they keep going without a hitch, but Gerwig got shut down twice hardly any sooner than they got started?
I really, really, really like Gerwig. Sigh.
"Breasts & Butt" Therapy?
Based on recent reports, I figured it was time to get some Therapy. About a week ago I did.
Mamasan wasn't buying it that it wasn't my first time. So at first I thought I wasn't going to have that great a time.
I figured that since I had some confidence that a good time could be had, but because they didn't know me, I'd try being proactive. So as I lay on the table waiting for whomever to come in, I started "warming up," so that when whomever stepped in we'd get certain questions out of the way immediately.
Then I heard a soft voice say, "what are you doing?" And there she stood, tall, fit, strong, statuesque, confident... I thought, "Ok... I'm wrong this IS going to be fun!" I grinned and said, "just getting ready for you." She laughed and led me for a great cleaning.
She led me back to the room, and said she'd be right back. By the time she the appropriate tip was fanned out on the table so we wouldn't have to discuss anything. She dimmed the lights, slowly and seductively stripped, and went to town. Wore me out.
About 45 minutes later she actually got around to starting the massage.
This might become my new favorite place. Senior members can pm for a name or other details.
Hot time with NaNa at Pine Tree
Was hoping to get my usual FS at Alberto's but saw someone walking in so I headed down the road to Pinetree. Boy am I glad I did.
I saw Nana (at least that is what I thought she said), a hot little Korean spinner. Only issue is her tooth are a little jacked.
The table shower was great and she played with it a little bit. The massage was truly awesome. Could have very well have been a legit massage. The soft touch of the nails was fantastic. She let me feel her tits and play with her nipples. I have a feeling more is on the menu. Does anyone know?
I'm definitely going back. Even though Alberto's is literally around the corner, this little hotty makes it worth the extra trip down Eastern.
Aren't the wet towels still there?
[QUOTE=Butter Dog]
Beware though, Ruby used about half a bottle of lotion during the rub down, and I had to use the ol' finger around the gas cap and use that to mask detection by the SO until I could take proper action to destinkify.
LARS™ Rating:
Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude: 9
Service: 9.9
BD[/QUOTE]
BD the last time i was there I got a nice after massage shower from my provider. She even washed the boys for me.
GTR
Bmore Slim's food review.
Here I am sitting and reading about Bmore Slim's dining experience and all I have is food stamps in my pocket. I have some fine K lady in-laws but they never invite me to dinner. My old K lady stopped cooking a while ago and does not seem to care if I starve. Shit, in the old days it was Old County Buffet every day. I am getting better with the fast food though but sometimes I have a problem eating in public because they keep changing the cooks. I will say that in all my eating out I have never found a dirty plate or silverware. Well there was that one tme when I found a private chef on CL and they had a white cook. Not too old or young but as I started to eat I got a wiff that maybe the cook had just finished a marathon and forgot to wash the vegies.
BS was that place you ate at a public or private club? If you could PM any more info I would appreciate it.
PS, great review....
Nah He