Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MarkMike1;4147067]JamesM2,

In a nutshell, I was not discreet. No way should I have broadcast her info like that.

Week 3 of no MPs in the books - $80 x 3 = $240 saved.

Someone posted about Latin stars in VC. Too far as I only have 1-hour lunch break (I work in Woodland Hills.) not free evenings & weekends.

Seeking busty fun woman for massage. Does she exist in west San Fernando valley?[/QUOTE]Hey man,

I've been reading your recent post and the money you've save up until, you should take a trip to TJ. You can definitely find the Latin girl of your dreams. I used to hit up AMP in the valley and LA for many years before I started dating. And the amount of money I spent was crazy. When I saved so much money once I got into a relationship, 1,40 everytime 3-4 times a month, sometimes more.

I've done day trips to TJ and can get away with a round 1,50 including 2 putitas, taco's, topping money and a few cervesas LOL.

Now that I'm single again and just hit my first MP in over 2. 5 years, now I'm thinking of going back to TJ as AMP here can quickly add up.

Good luck.

Hello, I have recently relocated to LA from Orlando (as you can see from my post history LOL) I'm wondering if perhaps some members can message or leave comments here on the best AMP's in the Arleta / Van Nuys area specifically. Usually like busty petite nationality doesn't super matter but prefer Asian Therapist and BBBJ at least offered generally.

I'm also curious as to how the prices compare to Orlando prices LOL.

Thanks for all your suggestions and recommendations!

[QUOTE=OTownDoug;4240810]Hello, I have recently relocated to LA from Orlando (as you can see from my post history LOL) I'm wondering if perhaps some members can message or leave comments here on the best AMP's in the Arleta / Van Nuys area specifically. Usually like busty petite nationality doesn't super matter but prefer Asian Therapist and BBBJ at least offered generally.

I'm also curious as to how the prices compare to Orlando prices LOL.

Thanks for all your suggestions and recommendations![/QUOTE]Have no idea what FLA pricing is (I do know they like to video), but in the valley the typical house fee is: 35-40 hh, 45-60 h, and whatever a 90 min. Session is (I never opt for it) as far as additional services- lots of places are skittish right now, so you may pay a bit more if you're not known to the place. Definitely a YMMV type thing, but check the post here for general tipping guidelines.

Welcome to SFV and be safe.

Hey guys,

Thanks to all for whatever has been shared here. That's the only Bible I follow.

Came to Woodland hills area recently. Anyone can suggest a good FS place around?

I have had known one call JnH in Independence but it shows closed now. Not sure where to head. I'm here for a week, so hopping might not be a good option.

Thanks again in advance.

[QUOTE=Snowbreaker88;4242859]Hey guys,

Thanks to all for whatever has been shared here. That's the only Bible I follow.

Came to Woodland hills area recently. Anyone can suggest a good FS place around?

I have had known one call JnH in Independence but it shows closed now. Not sure where to head. I'm here for a week, so hopping might not be a good option.

Thanks again in advance.[/QUOTE]I really hope some of big guns would reply to my post. Have real hi hope. Thanks again guys.

[QUOTE=Snowbreaker88;4245789]I really hope some of big guns would reply to my post. Have real hi hope. Thanks again guys.[/QUOTE]If you RTFF you can find info and reports on reviewed places.

[QUOTE=Snowbreaker88;4245789]I really hope some of big guns would reply to my post. Have real hi hope. Thanks again guys.[/QUOTE]Perhaps you want to buy a one month subscription to *another site*. Research, visit, post / share. Best way to get any type of "gun" to respond. Good luck.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4247252]Perhaps you want to buy a one month subscription to *another site*. Research, visit, post / share. Best way to get any type of "gun" to respond. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Nice. All I have is Chicago blue book. Anyway was here for a week thought people are moderate and kind. I think SF has this policies. We do help noobs in other places without "conditions". No big deal. Njoy your knowledge. Thanks for the info bdw.

[QUOTE=Snowbreaker88;4247588]Nice. All I have is Chicago blue book. Anyway was here for a week thought people are moderate and kind. I think SF has this policies. We do help noobs in other places without "conditions". No big deal. Njoy your knowledge. Thanks for the info bdw.[/QUOTE]All that knowledge is in the last 10 pages of this forum, most people post the name of the place or part of the address.

If you google the name 90% of the time you will find what you are looking for. For example if you someone posts about blue spa in San Fernando valley you can use another site and search via zip code or name to find an address.

I've been lurking on here quite some time and decided to finally give it a shot.

Hit up the BOX on VN and was greeted my Kiki. She was nice but looked busy. So I ended up with Mia.

She was a great young cutie from head to toe. Paid for the hh and went inside the room. Nice closed off private room with walls up to the ceiling. Went with the medium massage which felt great with the oil and on the flip she had me already excited. Junior was up and ready and she knew what I wanted. I opted for a solid HE CBJ and roamed some and played with her soft feet (foot fetish friendly she finished me off with a HJ / fj combo before I gave her a pearl anklet. Safe to say I had a great first time getting my cherry popped and I can't wait to see what else is in store.

Damage was $. 2 so lmk if I was finessed as a newbie and what else I can do in the future to get the right price.

[QUOTE=BytePizza;4249816]

Damage was $. 2 so lmk if I was finessed as a newbie and what else I can do in the future to get the right price.[/QUOTE]IMHO $ . 4 tip for the basic massage and HE. From your post, I think you owe her.

Hello everyone. I usually frequent AMPs around both the antelope valley area and the Central valley but soon I am going to be heading through the SFV and I was wondering if someone can point me to a place that offers a 4 hand massage? I don't care if it even only ends in a typical HJ but I have always wanted 2 at a time. I've never done that before not have I been to a place that offers it.

[QUOTE=Yahoowho;4250769]IMHO $ . 4 tip for the basic massage and HE. From your post, I think you owe her.[/QUOTE]Might be wrong, but I read that as he donated 120.

[QUOTE=Seasicktex;4251627]Hello everyone. I usually frequent AMPs around both the antelope valley area and the Central valley but soon I am going to be heading through the SFV and I was wondering if someone can point me to a place that offers a 4 hand massage? I don't care if it even only ends in a typical HJ but I have always wanted 2 at a time. I've never done that before not have I been to a place that offers it.[/QUOTE]Most places in the SFV will offer that. Find a spot that caters to your provider desire, and give them a call.

Went to Satori on Sunday because in the past they've had younger providers on the weekend. Sadly, didn't see any younger faces. Mary, mid 50's, chubby, limited English was my provider. Meh massage, very little tease. On the flip, it was one single technique over and over. She allowed access to the girls, and that helped a bit, but this was the first time I actually had to fantasize about my ATF to finish. If this is the new normal, that'll be a shame. Really enjoyed a solid massage after the cheap Paquito Mas beer.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4253351]Went to Satori on Sunday because in the past they've had younger providers on the weekend. Sadly, didn't see any younger faces. Mary, mid 50's, chubby, limited English was my provider. Meh massage, very little tease. On the flip, it was one single technique over and over. She allowed access to the girls, and that helped a bit, but this was the first time I actually had to fantasize about my ATF to finish. If this is the new normal, that'll be a shame. Really enjoyed a solid massage after the cheap Paquito Mas beer.[/QUOTE](pickings are slim and providers are shady, I was a time when you can get good service on every corner, those days are over.).

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4252625]Might be wrong, but I read that as he donated 120.[/QUOTE]Yes, you're right! To OP: Sorry for my misunderstanding. IMO an HE is $40 and up, a CBJ is $80 and up, and FS is $100 and up. I am generous when I leave happy.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4252625]Might be wrong, but I read that as he donated 120.[/QUOTE]Yeah, $120.00.

Maybe dump the silly coding.

So last week I was checking out a few spots. Went to noho on lank and vano. Walked in greeted mamsam mid 40's, flat fully dressed with a sweater on. Asked for 50 for the hr. Desided not to take the plunge. Most likely legit. Was going to try JJ down the street but saw to ladies walk in and figured it will be to busy. Next day on Tues. Went to the moon, on balb. Got the VIP treatment from angel, worth it. 5 for house wanted. 16 but was only carring. 14 for FS. She was fun, is she always really friendly, she also told me that LE had been dropping by mostly during the end of the week. Damn was really starting like the spot. But I had been in the mood for some thai and po was out of the question. So on Friday I checked out this spot in burbank on san fernando rd, right before the fwy entrance down the street from tommys on the 2nd fl. Meet a cute little spinner. Maybe late 20's, big tits, nice bod. . 6 for hr. Mediocre and short massage, about 20 min. On flip asks me what I want, went with the CBJ. Leaves and comes back with supplies. Rushed through the session, no doors in the tiny uncomfortable room should have been a sign of bad service, will not repeat. Still searching for that thai experience. At this point I'd be fine with a mature mamsam with a nice rack that doesn't rush, running out spots out here but I'll keep searching.

Hello everyone, just moved to SFV and I'm looking for a good spot that does FS for sure. PM me or post on here if you know a good one. Thanks.

Hit up one of my old spots in van nuys. Been here 20 times and it's always beautiful Asians and Latinas. One f the mamas and is kind of a ***** but I'm not their for her anyways. LOL.

Use to see this chick named Yessie or Jessie on Saturday. She has huge tits and ass. Sexiest Latina ever. Need to keep working on that one so I can meet her outside of the place for hours of fun.

Looking for a place that will offer longer times or multiple sessions with Asians. My dream is to get in with a K booker but that seems to be difficult these days. Pm if you know. I got info to trade on AMPs and providers.

Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]Money well spent.

Can't go wrong leading with a Benji.

"She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " " Well, perhaps your "friend" was discreet and just told you "Dude, you'll leave happy". Anyway, welcome to the club.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]

I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.

This is true about LE sweeping VB. I know in the valley in general LE has been going around checking for permits and licenses in a lot of shops. And they usually bust girls that don't have a license or a working card. I've been keeping away from the valley recently after hearing and seeing a couple busts happen.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4288881]I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildSeven;4289022]This is true about LE sweeping VB. I know in the valley in general LE has been going around checking for permits and licenses in a lot of shops. And they usually bust girls that don't have a license or a working card. I've been keeping away from the valley recen ittly after hearing and seeing a couple busts happen.[/QUOTE]Stopped by a fave place in Tarzana on VB yesterday and was denied services that I have come to expect. Didn't think the sweep would extend that far west. It really surprised me and brought this LE issue home. Hope it blows over soon. I need my gilf fix, LOL.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]She'll always expect at least $100, even though your friend is getting it for $60. .

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4288881]I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I have had a similar experience elsewhere but the sudden entrance was as I was pulling my pants on. Made a firm decision after I left and gave it some thought that the next time it happens, I will get the I'd of the intruding cop and sue LAPD for invasion of privacy under color of law. Once you pay for the room and close the door, that room is your private area, just like a hotel room.

Won't give any more info so please don't pm me read between the lines, some of you know who she is already. Have been sending people to her and the menu has obviously expanded good luck.

[QUOTE=CheckinOut;4292660]I have had a similar experience elsewhere but the sudden entrance was as I was pulling my pants on. Made a firm decision after I left and gave it some thought that the next time it happens, I will get the I'd of the intruding cop and sue LAPD for invasion of privacy under color of law. Once you pay for the room and close the door, that room is your private area, just like a hotel room.[/QUOTE]Is this a do-able thing? Are the rooms in a MP considered a "private area" and not subject to warrantless searches? Perhaps a lawyer / monger could chime in?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4293898]Is this a do-able thing? Are the rooms in a MP considered a "private area" and not subject to warrantless searches? Perhaps a lawyer / monger could chime in?[/QUOTE]I assume the cops in player's report had a warrant. The po po probably heard about hanky panky or were investigating some license bullshit and got a judge to give them a warrant to search the place. If they had established probable cause to a judicial officer, they could fucken search your asshole for contraband.

It sounds like they were doing a license check, and having any MP without a license is a misdemeanor and is probably enough to get you arrested. So, that is probably why they did not come in to look at your cock for evidence of sweaty asian hands.

But if they had a warrant, they could, and if they had reason to fear for their safety or anyone else's safety in the place, they can do a warrantless search. Furthermore, they could simply impound all the shit in the place, then get a warrant and come back. That is what they can do in a car if they do not get consent to get in the trunk.

[URL]https://ktla.com/2019/05/28/city-attorney-seeks-to-shut-down-2-san-fernando-valley-spas-accused-of-prostitution/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hunter3603105;4294401][URL]https://ktla.com/2019/05/28/city-attorney-seeks-to-shut-down-2-san-fernando-valley-spas-accused-of-prostitution/[/URL][/QUOTE]I happened to hit both places this weekend. At the VN location it was business as usual. But I got shut down at the Tarzana spot and got no extras like I usually do. They must have known what's up but the VN bitches either didn't know or didn't care.

Any good PM places in sfv preferably Thai?

[QUOTE=DunKirk666;4294667]I happened to hit both places this weekend. At the VN location it was business as usual. But I got shut down at the Tarzana spot and got no extras like I usually do. They must have known what's up but the VN bitches either didn't know or didn't care.[/QUOTE]Yup, they knew, they warned me LEO had been around asking questions on the weekends, damn. Seems like they are doing sweeps.

[QUOTE=Yordler;4295307]Any good PM places in sfv preferably Thai?[/QUOTE](Try the old lady in encino, Pam at Po Thai, jenny at satori, jenny at dragon both jennys are on Ventura Blvd.).

[QUOTE=Scotchman;4291435]She'll always expect at least $100, even though your friend is getting it for $60. .[/QUOTE]Yep, opening with money talk is not the way for many reasons.

[QUOTE=GreenOptics;4295320]Yup, they knew, they warned me LEO had been around asking questions on the weekends, damn. Seems like they are doing sweeps.[/QUOTE]A couple of my regular places are now DIY. I understand and am cool with that. The Blue Moon lawsuit has really energized the city.

Here is an organization you can check out (and donate to? [URL]https://esplerp.org[/URL] It's time we help make these bullshit morality laws history.

If you guys haven't been doing so, time to collect those numbers so when a spot gets shut down you can still track your favorites.