The Rat Trap

But it works so well and is so much fun.

A lot of people got it. But not all.

C3.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2449976]I really think C3 was just being a little facetious and slightly stirring the pot here.[/QUOTE]

This looks slightly familiar.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2449740]Brandi my love and I'm sure I speak for several mongers here on this site and the rest of Orlando. Brandi we miss you terribly AND we know you miss US as well. I ask you from the bottom of my heart to please come back to work here in Orlando. You will have so many mongers waiting on you that you can buy the car of your choice. I can openly promise you at least 3 visits a week, AND I have been in touch with other mongers on here who feel the exact same way I do. Come back to work and your bookings will be full non stop daily. You are my personal ATF and my dear friend. I have yet to find any SP to replace you. To me you are indeed the holy grail. If I ever settled down with any one woman that woman would be you Brandi. You're an extraordinary woman with God given talent in the service department. Please consider coming home and end this torture you are putting me through baby.

Please IGNORE C3! He is a shit starter.[/QUOTE]Maybe you can buy her implants too, as she has no breasts. If she had breasts and did FS, she could probably afford to buy her own car.

[blue][Commercial Message deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted because it appeared to be a commercial message and/or it contained links to a commercial website. Please post reports consisting primarily of a commercial nature and/or reports with links to commercial websites in the Classified Advertisement section of the Forum. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines and the Forum's FAQ for further information.[/blue]

So many providers don't want to see black clients. I understand that there may have been problems in the past but to exclude a whole color? 1 provider actually wrote no one of any dark skin color at all, no black jamicans, no black hatians, no black hispanics, LOL damn. I know some of these girls are great providers but visiting other areas, this problem is mostly here. Maybe we should freeze out these type of girls for ones that don't see bad individuals not a color.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2449740]Brandi my love and I'm sure I speak for several mongers here on this site and the rest of Orlando. Brandi we miss you terribly AND we know you miss US as well. I ask you from the bottom of my heart to please come back to work here in Orlando. You will have so many mongers waiting on you that you can buy the car of your choice. I can openly promise you at least 3 visits a week, AND I have been in touch with other mongers on here who feel the exact same way I do. Come back to work and your bookings will be full non stop daily. You are my personal ATF and my dear friend. I have yet to find any SP to replace you. To me you are indeed the holy grail. If I ever settled down with any one woman that woman would be you Brandi. You're an extraordinary woman with God given talent in the service department. Please consider coming home and end this torture you are putting me through baby.

Please IGNORE C3! He is a shit starter.[/QUOTE]I just threw up in my mouth!! Really Christopher just go ahead and buy the little teenager a damn car already! This shit is getting very boring. Just Sayin'.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

My love please clear your inbox. Trying to send you a PM.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2450527]Did FaguarXF order his loyal minion to post that. Just sayin.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]This douche bag is a follower of all his old buddies, especially his number one white knight buddy Otwist! He is a clown with way to much time on his hands Savanna. He takes orders and does what he is told like the true pussy he is.

Smh.

Brandi was overhyped little girl with 0 skills. Just a young chick that is all why she got so hyped up is beyond me. Chris5. You don't help anybody with your reviews. You are full of shit and will claim any girl that you fuck is the best thing ever causing other mongers to waste their time and money on a sub par service.

I poke my nose into the Rat Trap for the first time and find out that I am being called out to buy a one time provider an automobile. I have dreamed of the one time provider known as Brandii. I have given positive reviews on multiple occasions because she did provide a great service for a good price. I enjoyed dreamtime with Brandii as a supplement to my other dreaming activities (what can I say as I get older I do not always want FS I just want a good BBBJCIM). That being said I never wanted FS with her (to skinny). I pay for my imaginary dreamtime activities because I like paying a set price for what I want and I will not contact them until I desire more dreamtime. If she is retiring from providing dreamtime headache relief then I wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors. However, I will never open my wallet for a provider who is no longer providing dreamtime services. If I were to do that I would be making the transition from being a monger to being a CHUMP and that is not a transition I am willing to make.

On another note I will be conducting auditions for a new headache relief specialist to fit into my weekly rotation.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2448785]I want to be clear about this, these guys indicated that Brandii was the holy grail (a couple actually called her that in their reviews):

Chris5 (so many times I lost count), RegularGuy69, Orl2424, Jwa340, Rookiemonger, Peter Canada, Frisbee, Jonah1, ImChillz, Rope Man, Member #4697, Gh2007, Arrangements, TampaBuc2004, Orlando777, AQuicke, CasualPlay, FunHobby69, Evangelion27, JayOrtiz, Ron Donald, UnderCvrRckstr, JaggerJak, Rufus2104 (ranked her right up there with Dallas), ReadyAlways, Enneson, Thestic, GiantOne, ChuckWheat, Manu410, Swift127, DreamForever69, ProMonger1998, Trelution, Mikeebear, maybe a few more, but most other reviews were much more honest.

OK. That is 35 guys that touted her as somewhere between the greatest thing on the East side since sliced bread to their ATF. Well, now your ATF is wanting something more and if all 35 of you ante up a hundred bucks each she can buy this car:

[URL]http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=32803&endYear=2016&showcaseOwnerId=100030316&startYear=1981&firstRecord=201&searchRadius=25&maxPrice=4000&showcaseListingId=398547817&listingId=393125182&Log=0[/URL]

Wouldn't she look good in that?

I think you guys owe it to her. No, I think you owe it to the rest of us. I am sure you guys promised her a lot if she would let you take it to the next step. Well, she now needs your help. Step up.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OTownLover;2450291]Now. We all know that the comments made of this cute, very sweet young lady are just not true! Call me a white night. I really don't care, but when you say some nasty and very obviously untrue comments. Well that's just not nice. You should be ashamed of yourself! I mean really, just because a provider won't see you anymore? Because your rude, tasteless and just a jerk? And this isn't just with the providers. You don't get along with anyone! Didn't your momma teach you any manners! Obviously not.

Just sayin.[/QUOTE]Either you are brittneys super white knight OR you are Brittanty posing as a monger fucktard! 6 of your 8 posts are all praising this dirty skank smelly pussy SP! YOU Mr 8 post new guy can HAVE her! Thank God she is way in Kissimmee now away from the real girls! I think she should hit the trail and call it a day. You can even accompany her and watch over her fake Otownlover! Your profile is a fake and probably brittany herself.

Brittany has so many negative reviews its laughable! Going to school to be a massage therapist, right!! LOL! Must be a long class! But hang in there brittany and I'm sure you will graduate massage school soon brittany!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2449843]Someone has a new cheerleader.[/QUOTE]My love I am no ones cheerleader, the last time was for the West Orange Warriors when I was in high school. I was stating a fact, so that makes me a cheerleader. Things that make you go Hmmmmm.

Love To AALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play SAFE.

Don't comment much, just write of occassional adventures, but love reading this topic. Over the last few months have found some people I enjoy: Jmoebd, yragyrag, paige, veryslowly, swaganna, ancientone and mystical (whom I have to say while not exactely my physical type but she turns me on with her writings! Then there is chris5 the douche hate to read his crap but it's something to do and we need to hate someone. So all but him thanks for making my days more interesting.

My Advice to Brandi get a job or sell yourself, got to make some sort of sacrifice!! Now New topic please am tired of reading this Brandi non sense!

Not a hater just getting tired of reading about somebody that's not in the hobby!

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;2450733]I poke my nose into the Rat Trap for the first time and find out that I am being called out to buy a one time provider an automobile. I have dreamed of the one time provider known as Brandii. I have given positive reviews on multiple occasions because she did provide a great service for a good price. I enjoyed dreamtime with Brandii as a supplement to my other dreaming activities (what can I say as I get older I do not always want FS I just want a good BBBJCIM). That being said I never wanted FS with her (to skinny). I pay for my imaginary dreamtime activities because I like paying a set price for what I want and I will not contact them until I desire more dreamtime. If she is retiring from providing dreamtime headache relief then I wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors. However, I will never open my wallet for a provider who is no longer providing dreamtime services. If I were to do that I would be making the transition from being a monger to being a CHUMP and that is not a transition I am willing to make.

On another note I will be conducting auditions for a new headache relief specialist to fit into my weekly rotation.[/QUOTE]Why is a great question Chuck. Since C3 probably won't answer you I will. The answer is quite simple. C3 has this weird obsession with Brandi and only wishes her bad things. His judgment has become clouded by the beautiful Brandi. I am hoping C3 will change his ways, however I seriously doubt it.

[QUOTE=Cal41;2450978]Don't comment much, just write of occassional adventures, but love reading this topic. Over the last few months have found some people I enjoy: Jmoebd, yragyrag, paige, veryslowly, swaganna, ancientone and mystical (whom I have to say while not exactely my physical type but she turns me on with her writings! Then there is chris5 the douche hate to read his crap but it's something to do and we need to hate someone. So all but him thanks for making my days more interesting.[/QUOTE]Still trying to figure out the point of this dumb ass post. Maybe you should continue to stay out of the Rat Trap douche bag!

I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS!

Smh.

So, less than 3 weeks ago you wrote this about her. Now you say she was " High" and the smell from her was horrible? And you haven't seen her in several months! You mr know it all, need to get your facts straight! She is going to school. Does have (or did) have a scheduling issue. But when you say some UNTRUE. NASTY COMMENTS, that could be detrimental to her survival. Thats when as a human being, I step in. ! Call it White knighting or whatever you wish. Doesn't matter to me. But leave the girl alone. And Grow up!

Just saying.

04-05-15 08:54 #1274.

Chris5.

Senior Member 419 posts.

Hott Brittney.

Joe there are a handful of members on this board including myself who have seen her and have posted review's on this SP, you may have to go back several pages in the escort member discussions thread but in review's are there. Are they all good review's? I'll let you be the judge of that when you read them. Here is my opinion of Hott Brittney on the real. She is a REAL girl. LOL. Looks like her pics but to me she looks better in person. No GFE! Kind of quiet and really doesn't talk much. Communication needs major improvements. Leaving mongers waiting in parking lot is a huge turn off for me. Now the good, very cute face, very pale, ALWAYS clean and fresh and has a banging body! Her ass is big and round and the sex with her was the best part. Rates can't be beat. She is very cautious who she sees and she can see you before you see her! If you're new and she gets weird feeling she just won't see you and go silent. I stopped seeing her because of the wait time once I arrived in parking lot. I don't fucking wait on any SP. So yes she's real, good rates, sex, doggy style with her ass in air is amazing. Would I seen her again? Yes! ,only if she gets her communication skills in order. I guarantee she intentionally gave you wrong room number just to check you out.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2448164]Preach sister!! I drive a 2015 myself and not cause I asked anyone for shit. I've busted my ass professionally and in the hobby to get a solid reputation. Some people don't have drive, hustle or ambition and those are the ones I feel sorry for.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Finally someone agree with me! I just Love you girl shit!

Hey as soon as am back from vacation we need to link up possibly we can do doubles.

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;2450733] If she is retiring from providing dreamtime headache relief then I wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors. However, I will never open my wallet for a provider who is no longer providing dreamtime services. If I were to do that I would be making the transition from being a monger to being a CHUMP and that is not a transition I am willing to make.

.[/QUOTE]That's like your favorite waiter at your favorite restaurant is leaving. So hey why don't we all pitch in and buy this person a car? Why? We already paid for a service -.

Oh. Cause she's kinda hot and sweet? - who honestly gives a fuck. All of this is a fantasy. None of it is a reality and these ladies do not like you and nothing you do to show them your appreciation will ever be returned in anyway.

ChuckWheat is 100% on point with his quote.

I am from South Florida and now live here in the beautiful city of Orlando. I will be naming the top 3 asshole / douche bags here in this great city at the end of my post. My time here has been fun! Lots of beautiful women! Unfortunately.

The MONGERS here are some of the WORST I have ever dealt with in my life! All you motherfuckers are LOSERS! You continue to overpay for pussy and are just plain losers! It is truly a shame of the lame behavior of Orlando mongers.

My top 3 picks for asshole / douche bag of the month are the following USA MONGERS! I could have easily named over a 100 mongers on here alone but will only name my top 3.

1) Camera3! This monger is at the top of my list. He continues to be a royal pain in my ass! Is mostly useless and swears he is board president. He is what I call a USEFUL IDIOT!

2) Ancientone! This low class so called distinguished monger is a pure clown! Is completely useless and really in my opinion has no valid reason to even wake up in the morning! Rarely does an actual review and is a complete waste of time and space! There is no hope for this monger.

3) Just Jenna) This overweight SP says she is paid to be fat? Still have not gotten over that comment. She is indeed the worst of the worst.

Just saying.

[QUOTE=OTownLover;2451201]So, less than 3 weeks ago you wrote this about her. Now you say she was " High" and the smell from her was horrible? And you haven't seen her in several months! You mr know it all, need to get your facts straight! She is going to school. Does have (or did) have a scheduling issue. But when you say some UNTRUE. NASTY COMMENTS, that could be detrimental to her survival. Thats when as a human being, I step in. ! Call it White knighting or whatever you wish. Doesn't matter to me. But leave the girl alone. And Grow up!

Just saying.

04-05-15 08:54 #1274.

Chris5.

Senior Member 419 posts.

Hott Brittney.

Joe there are a handful of members on this board including myself who have seen her and have posted review's on this SP, you may have to go back several pages in the escort member discussions thread but in review's are there. Are they all good review's? I'll let you be the judge of that when you read them. Here is my opinion of Hott Brittney on the real. She is a REAL girl. LOL. Looks like her pics but to me she looks better in person. No GFE! Kind of quiet and really doesn't talk much. Communication needs major improvements. Leaving mongers waiting in parking lot is a huge turn off for me. Now the good, very cute face, very pale, ALWAYS clean and fresh and has a banging body! Her ass is big and round and the sex with her was the best part. Rates can't be beat. She is very cautious who she sees and she can see you before you see her! If you're new and she gets weird feeling she just won't see you and go silent. I stopped seeing her because of the wait time once I arrived in parking lot. I don't fucking wait on any SP. So yes she's real, good rates, sex, doggy style with her ass in air is amazing. Would I seen her again? Yes! ,only if she gets her communication skills in order. I guarantee she intentionally gave you wrong room number just to check you out.[/QUOTE]Hello hott Brittany! We all know this is you! ,The reason I didn't put that urine smell from your pussy in my review was because I didn't want to embarrass you! That's a pretty embarrassing fact of a stank pussy! Honestly that was why I stopped fucking you. NOW if you clean and wash your pussy in front of me and offer me a FREE make up session I will consider seeing you and give you a chance to make things right with me the CUSTOMER!

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2451055]My Advice to Brandi get a job or sell yourself, got to make some sort of sacrifice!! Now New topic please am tired of reading this Brandi non sense!

Not a hater just getting tired of reading about somebody that's not in the hobby![/QUOTE]Is to shut the hell up and mind you're own business!

Stop hating on Brandi.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2450884]My love I am no ones cheerleader, the last time was for the West Orange Warriors when I was in high school. I was stating a fact, so that makes me a cheerleader. Things that make you go Hmmmmm.

Love To AALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play SAFE.[/QUOTE]Ashley my love, You're correct. Sorry baby. I think you are a fascinating woman and I have a tremendous amount of respect for you baby. There are two women who can ALWAYS make me watch my tongue and that is you and the other is Savanna.

By the way I still remember our kiss! LOL.

You have such sweet and soft lips sexy woman.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2451366]I am from South Florida and now live here in the beautiful city of Orlando. I will be naming the top 3 asshole / douche bags here in this great city at the end of my post. My time here has been fun! Lots of beautiful women! Unfortunately.

The MONGERS here are some of the WORST I have ever dealt with in my life! All you motherfuckers are LOSERS! You continue to overpay for pussy and are just plain losers! It is truly a shame of the lame behavior of Orlando mongers.

My top 3 picks for asshole / douche bag of the month are the following USA MONGERS! I could have easily named over a 100 mongers on here alone but will only name my top 3.

1) Camera3! This monger is at the top of my list. He continues to be a royal pain in my ass! Is mostly useless and swears he is board president. He is what I call a USEFUL IDIOT!

2) Ancientone! This low class so called distinguished monger is a pure clown! Is completely useless and really in my opinion has no valid reason to even wake up in the morning! Rarely does an actual review and is a complete waste of time and space! There is no hope for this monger.

3) Just Jenna) This overweight SP says she is paid to be fat? Still have not gotten over that comment. She is indeed the worst of the worst.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]MEH!

Just Sayin.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2451366]I am from South Florida and now live here in the beautiful city of Orlando. I will be naming the top 3 asshole / douche bags here in this great city at the end of my post. My time here has been fun! Lots of beautiful women! Unfortunately.

The MONGERS here are some of the WORST I have ever dealt with in my life! All you motherfuckers are LOSERS! You continue to overpay for pussy and are just plain losers! It is truly a shame of the lame behavior of Orlando mongers.

My top 3 picks for asshole / douche bag of the month are the following USA MONGERS! I could have easily named over a 100 mongers on here alone but will only name my top 3.

1) Camera3! This monger is at the top of my list. He continues to be a royal pain in my ass! Is mostly useless and swears he is board president. He is what I call a USEFUL IDIOT!

2) Ancientone! This low class so called distinguished monger is a pure clown! Is completely useless and really in my opinion has no valid reason to even wake up in the morning! Rarely does an actual review and is a complete waste of time and space! There is no hope for this monger.

3) Just Jenna) This overweight SP says she is paid to be fat? Still have not gotten over that comment. She is indeed the worst of the worst.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]I see you still have not yet been able to get over yourself yet either, huh asshole? Nor have you contributed anything of merit to the forum. And for the tenth time, you'll never have the luxury of knowing just how AMAZING I am! I'd like to add that if size 14 is average size for an American woman, at a size 16, I'm above average. Guess if you had educated yourself you wouldn't have all of these fine forum members handing your ass to you, now would you Sissy-Poo?

[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/readyyoung-sexyfunwild-reviewed251424-call-now-21/10157447[/URL]

Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.[/QUOTE]I really have to bite my tongue on this one other than now I have a little more insight as to why the ladies can develop a cynical attitude.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2451452]I do recall certain desperate ad posts needing help coming up with money for car, school and rent and you seriously knock on her. Fake azz as all gets.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Wow love. There are IDIOTS everywhere dear. I wish they would just leave the girl alone.

I agree 100 percent with your post love.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2451728]I would love to go to a movie at the boardwalk and maybe talk you into riding the sling shot with me. Meeting new hobby friends doesn't always have to be slobbin on the nobbin.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Good God I've seen that thing are you trying to give me a heart attact woman! LOL. I will be in Daytona next Wednesday to enjoy some sun and surf lets get together.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play SAFE.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2451757]Isn't about posting ads. Seriously, providers spend too much time creeping on other providers ads, posting mile long ridiculous ads with crap like & hearts, blah blah blah, 40 more lines of blah blah blah and assume if someone isn't blowing up posting ads then they aren't serious or even in the hobby anymore. Check it out, I don't post here at all and haven't. Barely did BP and don't even run ads yet I can move, buy a car, live comfortable and why? Reflect on that. Like Mike the I'm going to Pass the mic.

Xoxox,

Savanna.

Beastie Boys. Pass the Mic: [URL]https://youtu.be/NpsvBvwRuf0[/URL].[/QUOTE]You continue to say such the sweetest things my love! I LOVE reading all your posts!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2451749]I see you still have not yet been able to get over yourself yet either, huh asshole? Nor have you contributed anything of merit to the forum. And for the tenth time, you'll never have the luxury of knowing just how AMAZING I am! I'd like to add that if size 14 is average size for an American woman, at a size 16, I'm above average. Guess if you had educated yourself you wouldn't have all of these fine forum members handing your ass to you, now would you Sissy-Poo?[/QUOTE]Well look who's back! PORKY aka Just Jenna. To celebrate your return guess who is running a lunch time special today? A restaurant called Golden Coral Jenna!! For 9 bucks you can enjoy the all you can eat buffet! Dessert included Jenna!! Hurry over now before they run out of food!

Hurry Jenna hurry!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2451728]I would love to go to a movie at the boardwalk and maybe talk you into riding the sling shot with me. Meeting new hobby friends doesn't always have to be slobbin on the nobbin.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Savanna I would LOVE to enjoy a movie with you at the boardwalk. My schedule is always very busy, however I would move the earth if I could just to spend time with you honey. I can't wait.

Monica was offering something in return, A+ stellar full service from a smokin ass hot grown woman, in return for the help! And obviously it worked well, she's quite indpendant with a home and a brand new car.

She didn't approach it for a handout. There is nothing desperate about asking for help in return of services. That is what we are all here to do.

If Brandii wouldn't have come out with her palm open asking for something for nothing no one would be giving her a hard time. The pure audacity of that just blows my mind.

So who is the idiot now?

Xoxo.

Stay safe.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2451841]Wow love. There are IDIOTS everywhere dear. I wish they would just leave the girl alone.

I agree 100 percent with your post love.[/QUOTE]