Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c;3340752]After being forewarned about Happy & Relax I decided to visit the Constitution AMP across from Pembroke mall on the recommendation of another monger.

I must of drawn the wrong lady. She said her name was Lisa I think, but you should ask for a different option. I pay the 60 house fee and then she leads me to the room in the very back. I get comfortable and put a condom next to my phone on the little table with the light. She walks in and doesn't even reference the condom. She tries to put a towel on me. Twice and then I threw it on the floor. So she starts the massage the was very average but does allow me to massage her legs and ass during the massage.

On the flip she notices junior at attention and whispers something in my ear. I don't understand what she is saying so I give her the universal sign for BJ. She vigorously shakes her head no and continues to whisper in my hear. I then put her hand on junior and she starts to stroke him and whispers in my ear again something I couldn't understand. So she gets her phone and through Google translate she tells me she wants $80 for a hand HE. I say no way and she continues to massage around junior. She then whispers in my ear again and we do the google translate again and she appears to agree to $50. So, she starts a very half assed attempt at a HE. So I then start to do some UTC roaming and she literally jerks away from me! So she starts the massage again and again I start to roam and this time she goes right to her phone and uses translate to say NO TOUCH! At this point I should have left and if I didn't have a nice woody I would've. So I just shut down and put my hand behind my head and she goes to town but obviously has not much experience. So she finishes me off in the most average way I've ever experienced and ends the massage 15 minutes early!

Normally the girl leaves the room while I get dressed but she stays in there obviously waiting for the tip. I lay down $40 and she picks it up and starts chittering at me in Chinese. I say "No Touch" and "15 minute early". She say "No early!" I point show her the stopwatch function on my phone was at 48 minutes. Then I left to more chittering.

Two things cracked me up. One was the hand written sign at the front that said "No Full Service or Happy Endings we are a legitimate establishment. " Then when I paid the house fee the mamasan gave me a punch card. Apparently after 6 visits the 7th visit is free. Hilarious.

I will try one more time with a different lady.[/QUOTE]Thats what I dislike about these different ones. Every different place and every different girl is so inconsistent its annoying. There was ONE dream that went all the way at towncenter like 3 years ago ever since then I've been chasing dreams that end with me feeling ashamed of wasting money.

Long time lurker, First time posting. First off thank you all for what you do!

I have been frequenting Holland road for the past two months. The first time I went two months ago I got a great massage, walked on my back and all. Flip and I was able to get touch during the HE and damage was. 8 I returned hoping to get the same girl but it seems I came right before they switched her out. The girl I have seen the past three times now is in her Late 30's maybe. Body is great, face not bad. After the flip with she treated me to some DFK and let my hands travel basically wherever I wanted them to. That happened the first time and each time it seems like it gets more intense, she leans up on me almost to the point where I think I could attempt to initiate FS but I'm not sure how to approach that. Damage seems to be the same. .8, would like to try for .6 for what I'm actually getting.

Ok so what's with the AMP here? Back home it was all FS and I've only gotten to dream of that luxury once here in the area. I don't get it.

After a string of less than stellar encounters on BP and at an AMP I decided to go to the square mall again. It's a shame that the mall is dying but that does mean more privacy to walk down to the MP. I didn't see Cici (but It's been a few months since I last visited so maybe she left). I got paired with Amy and when I asked for a handshake she signed that there was a camera on the ceiling, which means one of three things:

1. she didn't want to do it and was covering her ass.

2. it were added since the last time I visited.

3. my least favorite option it have been there for a while and I maybe somebody's favorite pornstar.

Wait was the cam in the actual room or just at the front?

[QUOTE=ItsDangerous;3372076]Wait was the cam in the actual room or just at the front?[/QUOTE]She made it seem like it was on the ceiling looking down into the room.

[QUOTE=RiverDancer;3372488]She made it seem like it was on the ceiling looking down into the room.[/QUOTE]OK then good to know LOL.

[QUOTE=RiverDancer;3372488]She made it seem like it was on the ceiling looking down into the room.[/QUOTE]I saw her about 3 weeks ago, visit was enjoyable as usual. I usually call ahead and see if she's there.

As for the cam, I can't imagine that's ok, not in the spa room.

Any new experiences? I want to try the new one on Newtown on the norfolk side the futon massage intrigued me. I dreamed there the first like day they were open and I literally got a massage on the floor and sit on flip.

[QUOTE=Geobuck757;3373266]I saw her about 3 weeks ago, visit was enjoyable as usual. I usually call ahead and see if she's there.

As for the cam, I can't imagine that's ok, not in the spa room.[/QUOTE]I tried again today and got CiCi.

I left drained, stretched and washed in that order.

Afterwards I was reminded why I stopped going in the 1st place, she always tries to upsell me on the tip.

Ok So! What is the best AMP or hosting Asian you have ever been to in the area. So far the best I have had is the hilltop place. I haven't tried the random Asian incall ads.

The one on Constitution. Which hilltop you talking about?

Ok So! What is the best AMP or hosting Asian you have ever been to in the area. So far the best I have had is the hilltop place. I haven't tried the random Asian incall ads.

No the hilltop shopping center off of Larkin road there is a good one. ALSO I just saw it I don't know how I miisse d it but there is one right like a quarter of a mile from the intersection on vbb and Newtown it's on vbb and is a stand alone building I haven't tried yet tho.

[QUOTE=Hzcdwkmk;3392088]The one on Constitution. Which hilltop you talking about?

Ok So! What is the best AMP or hosting Asian you have ever been to in the area. So far the best I have had is the hilltop place. I haven't tried the random Asian incall ads.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsDangerous;3394373]No the hilltop shopping center off of Larkin road there is a good one. ALSO I just saw it I don't know how I miisse d it but there is one right like a quarter of a mile from the intersection on vbb and Newtown it's on vbb and is a stand alone building I haven't tried yet tho.[/QUOTE]Which one at Hilltop. There are at least 3. The foot massage place?

"The best one" depends on which girl you get and how well you click with her. Not necessarily "how well you tip"; you might leave. 4 laying around and get a lackluster HJ from one, or enthusiastic FS from another.