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[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin;1255734]Had a great time with Bella yesterday in what might have been her first doubles session. I've been walking on air ever since.[/QUOTE]Fred all I can say is you are the man for getting Bella and Ana together. I've seen Bella a few times in the past and saw her ad today for the doubles session. So I decided to take a hour nap this afternoon and all I can say is WOW. In my dreams these 2 great ladies where really into each other and they treated me like a king. This is one dream not to be missed.

[QUOTE=TNTarzan;1256156]I was scrolling through backpage and saw the ad for CandysCurves. It seems like she's received good reviews, and I've been intrigued by the idea of the Nuru massage, but I noticed one of her pics is of Justine Legault, a Canadian model. I know a fake pic isn't a federal crime, but makes me think twice about contacting a provider. Can someone who's actually seen her at least verify that the pics are representative of the real deal?[/QUOTE]Candy contacted me and explained a bit about why she threw the fake photograph in. Not my place to explain here, but I totally understand her rationale. Plus, she's going to fit me into her schedule this week for a nuru massage so I can see what all the fuss is about. I'll definitely be back with a report. Last, I just want to say that she's been amazingly classy and professional about it, and if anyone who is a newbie like me is scared about her screening process, don't be. Totally painless and takes just a minute.

I've received quite a few PMs about Voronica (Ava), and she gave me the go-ahead to say a few things. One thing I would say is that the late great writer Charles Bukowski once remarked that a man cannot escape death, but he can escape death-in-life.

Voronica has the beautiful, soulful face of a Caribbean princess, the tanned olive skin of an exotic goddess, and a soft, innocent manner that few providers are able to maintain. During my last dream with her, I finished a little early (as is all to easy with her), and we had a nice shower together, then laid down to linger in the detumescence. Since I still had some time and didn't think I could manage a second go-round for myself, I suggested that I try to bring her to another O. About ten minutes of DATY brought the desired result; I was rewarded with some of the sweetest, most refreshing liquid delight I've ever experienced.

I followed her back into the bathroom, and I watched her intently as she toweled off the delta; she saw my interest and, without a word but with a knowing smile, she handed me the towel. I buried my face in it and knew for certain that death-in-life had been vanquished, at least for that one day.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1260230]I've received quite a few PMs about Voronica (Ava) , and she gave me the go-ahead to say a few things. One thing I would say is that the late great writer Charles Bukowski once remarked that a man cannot escape death, but he can escape death-in-life.

Voronica has the beautiful, soulful face of a Caribbean princess, the tanned olive skin of an exotic goddess, and a soft, innocent manner that few providers are able to maintain. During my last dream with her, I finished a little early (as is all to easy with her) , and we had a nice shower together, then laid down to linger in the detumescence. Since I still had some time and didn't think I could manage a second go-round for myself, I suggested that I try to bring her to another O. About ten minutes of DATY brought the desired result; I was rewarded with some of the sweetest, most refreshing liquid delight I've ever experienced.

I followed her back into the bathroom, and I watched her intently as she toweled off the delta; she saw my interest and, without a word but with a knowing smile, she handed me the towel. I buried my face in it and knew for certain that death-in-life had been vanquished, at least for that one day.[/QUOTE]You are a poet sir. What a review?

The William Shakespeare of USASexguide.

[QUOTE=Shuman;1260817]The William Shakespeare of USASexguide.[/QUOTE]Let me put it more simply:

Voronica is The Bomb.

CC is all those things and more. She is well worth the effort to see her.

[QUOTE=TNTarzan;1259993]Candy contacted me and explained a bit about why she threw the fake photograph in. Not my place to explain here, but I totally understand her rationale. Plus, she's going to fit me into her schedule this week for a nuru massage so I can see what all the fuss is about. I'll definitely be back with a report. Last, I just want to say that she's been amazingly classy and professional about it, and if anyone who is a newbie like me is scared about her screening process, don't be. Totally painless and takes just a minute.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know anything about this one? Clean tineye.

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[QUOTE=Etntxn; 1261186]Anyone know anything about this one? Clean tineye.

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[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-favorite-mz-katie-is-back-in-town-your-special-treat-specials-21/4132344[/url][/QUOTE]The phone number links to a another site profile for her, and another ad for a Stacey with the same number. Stacey also has a another site profile, but they only have a few reviews each. I can't see the full review, but the public stuff seemed positive. Nothing recent though.

[QUOTE=Etntxn; 1261186]Anyone know anything about this one? Clean tineye.

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Thanks Dr,

What site is that?

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Google comes up with only one or two other similar ads. TinEye turns up what might be a stock photo for one or two of the pix but won't load the original sites.

Anyone willing to TOFTT? I'd volunteer, but I've already had one not-so-great experience this week already.