Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;3943615]I tried the Glen Burnie location last night, there was nothing to be pleased with. My experience was not similar to Jokester1's.

This place is your standard Chinese condo with minimal furniture, but the services were much worse than typical. If you decide to pay a visit, I suggest you walk back out the door if you are greated by Yoyo. After this report Yoyo might change her name, so beware of a short, chunky, dumpy looking girl with huge natural boobs. Far too many rules. Where to park and walk a dark path. How to lie for "massage". Room was hot and she refused to turn AC down, I had sweat dripping down my face. Can't do this, can't touch that. Never saw a smile.

Paid for the hour, but walked out at the 25 minute mark. Not because the session was finished, but because I was not enjoying my time. It was more enjoyable to walk 5 minutes in the rain to the designated parking location than to spend those minutes with Yoyo.[/QUOTE]Horse, I have to apologize because I may have contributed to that experience because I'm pretty sure I bottomed her out earlier that day. She didn't hit me with as many rules but there were a couple. (No digits allowed inside, etc.). I still hit 5 positions. I would rate my time a 5/10 but would agree it's worth waiting to cycle out of that one.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;3943615]I tried the Glen Burnie location last night, there was nothing to be pleased with. My experience was not similar to Jokester1's.

This place is your standard Chinese condo with minimal furniture, but the services were much worse than typical. If you decide to pay a visit, I suggest you walk back out the door if you are greated by Yoyo. After this report Yoyo might change her name, so beware of a short, chunky, dumpy looking girl with huge natural boobs. Far too many rules. Where to park and walk a dark path. How to lie for "massage". Room was hot and she refused to turn AC down, I had sweat dripping down my face. Can't do this, can't touch that. Never saw a smile.

Paid for the hour, but walked out at the 25 minute mark. Not because the session was finished, but because I was not enjoying my time. It was more enjoyable to walk 5 minutes in the rain to the designated parking location than to spend those minutes with Yoyo.[/QUOTE]Interesting comment about the designated parking location. The "phone lady" has never given me a designated parking location. Are we talking about two different services in Glen Burnie? The one I've been two tells you a location to drive to and then call from to get the actual address. But once I got the address, I just drove another minute to get there and park right outside. Many places use a 2-call system.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3945631]Interesting comment about the designated parking location. The "phone lady" has never given me a designated parking location. Are we talking about two different services in Glen Burnie? The one I've been two tells you a location to drive to and then call from to get the actual address. But once I got the address, I just drove another minute to get there and park right outside. Many places use a 2-call system.[/QUOTE]Probably same place but different protocol. Told me to park at drug store and walk along side street 2 buildings away. Gave me address and told me to look for American flag. The problem was the directions took me to the back of a dark building without sidewalk to door, without American flag (there was a patriotic symbol), and without light to see the address. When I found the address I found the front. Was then told to walk around to the back. All this at night during light rain. When I got inside, I could see there would have been no problem using the front door.

When I left it was raining harder. Walking in that rain was still more enjoyable than my massage.

If you don't already have the WeChat app, I suggest you get it. Spend some time at "Discover. People Nearby". Depending on your location you will see some contacts for pretty Chinese girls. Some are open to chat or more. Occasionally they will contact you.

Beware of scams where they start out chatting like friends but a few days later want you to open an investment account to buy gold or BitCoin or whatever. Those will never do video chat, probably because they are fat, sweaty men working in a shithole part of Beijing.

But some will actually be pretty women that offer massage and sex. Sometimes they are subtle about sex services, sometimes they are very open. To test their validity, ask for them to send their location, which is an automated gps based system. Maybe do video chat, but usually their English sucks.

I've even met a couple that became good friends.

An app called Line has similar capability and is more popular for Thai people. Not as productive as WeChat.

Neither WeChat nor Line are like the old Backpage. These are just different ways to meet Asian women.

Was in Columbia for business a few weeks ago. And visited CiCi (SeeSee?) three nights in a row. Each evening was better than the previous. All three nights involved DATY. 2nd night added BBBJ to the mix. The third night gave way to her asking me to massage her and FS. Each session cost $.5. With. 7 for the house and. 8 tip.

I recently visited RL and drew Sue. She only offered a HJ and kept her top on the entire time. Her appearance is very plain and on the heavier side. I'd avoid her.

I have not been to RL in a while, so this is a dated, and general comment. The reason I stopped going to RL is that the ladies only seemed willing to lift their top, or pull down the yogas a little. Even after a few visits. I am noting multiple comments, so this still seems to be the standard practice.

Laurel Spa was a decent time, with an experience similar to Greenbelt spas, but with older, MILFier ladies.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;3948239]I have not been to RL in a while, so this is a dated, and general comment. The reason I stopped going to RL is that the ladies only seemed willing to lift their top, or pull down the yogas a little. Even after a few visits. I am noting multiple comments, so this still seems to be the standard practice.

Laurel Spa was a decent time, with an experience similar to Greenbelt spas, but with older, MILFier ladies.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. I don't have the patience or funds to wait for an expanded menu after 3+ visits.

[QUOTE=OlderNotWiser;3944730]Because of the earlier review I called Wedn. Night and asked if Cindy would be avail. On Thursday. I was told yes.

By dumb luck I decided to spend a little extra and head to a Greenbelt spa. If not, I also would have fallen into the.

Switched girl trap. They will do / say anything to get you to the door, because they know very few actually just leave.

On one visit to another outfit scheduled time with xxx and when leaving the girl mentioned her name was yyy.

That explained why the 'real' pictures I asked for were nothing alike.

If there is a good review, you have to act fast, and be prepared to leave.[/QUOTE]I called this morning, and was told Cindy is still there. The phone lady tried to get me to meet with Yoyo, but I held out for Cindy. I went and had a great time. Friday will be Cindy's last day.

Yoyo is there, too. Apparently she's Cindy's replacement and they are overlapping while Yoyo gets oriented. Yoyo looked cute enough, but I will avoid based on prior reviews.

[QUOTE=DCHung;3949755]I agree with you. I don't have the patience or funds to wait for an expanded menu after 3+ visits.[/QUOTE]Could you let us know the damage and services rendered at the Laurel Spa? Assume this is not Brite Spa in Laurel.

[QUOTE=DCHung;3949755]I agree with you. I don't have the patience or funds to wait for an expanded menu after 3+ visits.[/QUOTE]My friend, without patience and funds, there is no hobby.

The Laurel Spa is near Contee Rd at Rt 1. My experience, and that of a friend, was similar to Greenbelt spas. Just with older, MILFier, ladies. I would go in a pinch, but my money goes either to Greenbelt (VIP or RS), or to Silk in Jessup. Silk is off their game a bit (with the quality of ladies), but I still find them to be the best (for what I enjoy) non-FS spa in the area.

I have not been to RL in a while, but the ladies there were typically younger than most Laurel area spas, but always seemed too attached to their clothes.

[QUOTE=Dave1984;3950379]Could you let us know the damage and services rendered at the Laurel Spa? Assume this is not Brite Spa in Laurel.[/QUOTE]

Called the Columbia [URL]bodyrubmd.com[/URL] service this week and the booker took the appt but texted the address to Glen Burnie. When I asked if Columbia was open she said not yet. Must have had to relocate.

[QUOTE=JustWill;3951463]Called the Columbia [URL]bodyrubmd.com[/URL] service this week and the booker took the appt but texted the address to Glen Burnie. When I asked if Columbia was open she said not yet. Must have had to relocate.[/QUOTE]I called she said she is reopening the Columbia location in October.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;3953152]I called she said she is reopening the Columbia location in October.[/QUOTE]How are the prices here? I'm in town all next week.