Massage Parlor Reports

So that's what is going on. I tried calling and it just goes to voice mail. Stopped bu last night but no answer at the door. They would usually buzz the door before I could even hit the doorbell. How disappointing! They could at least answer the damned phone and tell us they are closed.

[QUOTE=Philly Dogg;1298581]Fun City is re opened, however when I was there only one girl working. Actually the mamason (Lily) gave me the TS because the other girl (Brandy) was busy. 1st time ever for that. Seems that the neighbor hood landlord is putting pressure on FC to move. Thats why FC has been closed for several weeks. Reopened with limited staff. So FC is relocating soon. Stay tuned. Anyway Brandy was good as usual.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone tell me how Sun Gold compares to Fun City? Feel free to PM. I know that a lot of people on here rave about Fun City. Since is is closed now what is choice number 2?

I could only find two listings for a Sun Gold spa, one in Tannersville the other in AC. Couldn't find one in Philly or environs.

[QUOTE=Jimmyfck2003;1299834]Can anyone tell me how Sun Gold compares to Fun City? Feel free to PM. I know that a lot of people on here rave about Fun City. Since is is closed now what is choice number 2?[/QUOTE]

Just came back from CH2 the one that was advertised on ridge. I was at a friends house in the area and thought hey why night ill TOFTT and check it out for the $ relaxation package. I called around midnight and mamasan said it was open. I get there around 12:15 pretty late she even told me she was going to close until I called after our session. I was an idiot to go so late because there were no girls but mama. She was in her mid 40's but had a great rack, may have been fake but not sure (I'm not too good seeing if there are real or not even after feeling them.)

We go up and she asks for. 5, I ask her for the relaxation package for $ I saw in the ad, she acted if I didn't know what I was talking about. So I just gave her the $ hoping for the best. I get a piss poor but thourough table shower. We get to the room and I get a half ass feather touch massage for 5 minutes. Tells me to turn over and then starts to rub me out. Finished up with a HJ and left. Took no more than 30 minutes for the whole package.

Package was not as good as advertised. It may have been because I was late but I would have at least expected a CBJ. Oh well, since fc is now closed I will go back to 237 race where I have had good times there. I really want to go to fc so much.

Anyone else try the new advertised CH2?

Thanks for the report, IdForPorn. Midnight isn't late (I tend to go about this time or later). Sometimes you hit bad luck, that's all there is to it. I can remember a few rather disappointing times myself (not at this place, I've never been to this place). Things happen, don't make much of it. Perhaps it'd make sense to ask how many girls there are there at the moment? Not sure. I've never asked such a question myself. But then I almost never call either. Anyone have any ideas on how to avoid this sort of situation?

Well supposedly. I called again and they actually answered the phone. Said they would reopen tomorrow, Wed 10/26. I asked and they said new location but wouldn't give address. (There was some discussion in the background, not sure what it was.) Said call back tomorrow (I think).

Has anyone given J&J, the new Thai place at 1021 Cherry a try? I called and a guy answered (not usually a good sign) open til 3 AM (usually a good sign). Asked price and was told "when I get there" (not a good sign).

Tried calling again today as they told me they would be open after 11 AM. Again with the questions, who did you see the last time your were here? Before I was told the new location was on the west side, today its at 3rd and Market. She remembered me calling yesterday. Now they are still working on fixing the place up and next week would be better. WTF? Guess they don't need the business. I gave the old place high marks in every post I made, now I can't even find out where they are. Guess I'll have to TOFTT at the Thai place.

[QUOTE=Ignacus;1305688]Tried calling again today as they told me they would be open after 11 AM. Again with the questions, who did you see the last time your were here? Before I was told the new location was on the west side, today its at 3rd and Market. She remembered me calling yesterday. Now they are still working on fixing the place up and next week would be better. WTF? Guess they don't need the business. I gave the old place high marks in every post I made, now I can't even find out where they are. Guess I'll have to TOFTT at the Thai place.[/QUOTE]Fun City's new address is 40 South 3rd. Street. It has a blue door with the number 40 in big numbers on it. Do not ring the bell, just push on the blue door to get inside. Once inside, Lily (mamasan) will greet you. Best to call in advance because only 2 girls working. Make an appointment is best. I think Lily wants to keep this new place low key, low traffic. Any way Brandy was great.

Being unable to elicit the address of the new Fun city, I decided to try the Thai massage place on Cherry. I rang the bell and a guy answered the door. There were two men and three women in the waiting area. It was difficult to understand the guy who answered the door. Apparently he was asking if I wanted steam, they have a steam room in the shower area. He told me $80 for massage, included tip. (Not a good sign.) I was presented with a petite little Thai girl who spoke so softly I had difficulty hearing her. She spoke clear American English. I was given a key with a laree lettered tag on it and shown to a "locker room" with about 8 wooden lockers. (Like they don't have a spare key to the locks.) I sat in the steam room until I started to break a sweat and then showered, alone. She then met me an showed me to a room with a bi-fold door. The massage table had a face hole, broader than needed by me and a little too short. Difficult finding a comfortable position for my chin / forehead. She entered the room and covered me with a towel. She left a couple times before she started a fair massage. She spent a majority of the time massaging my back / butt / legs. After the flip, she massaged my chest a little then did some sort of fast kneading on my legs. The entire time she avoided Mini Me and the twins and it was over. I was there a total of an hour. Its a shame because she was really cute and young and it looked like she would have been a lot of fun without her clothes. I did get a sense that she was not entirely comfortable with what she is doing, even though she isn't doing much. Oh, they also have pictures of Asian girls glued to the cross member of the massage table under the face hole. WTF is that for?

With that being a bust I made my way to 237 12th. Mama let me in and I asked how many girls she had. She said, I'll show you and showed me to a room. A few minutes later in walks Sasha. Very pretty face and what appeared to be a nice figure under a kind of poofy dress and a severely limited command of English. I decided she was certainly pretty enough and handed her the house and tip. Off to the TS for a thorough cleaning with the obligatory finger repeatedly played across those sensitive areas. I like the fact that she didn't use one of those plastic scrubby things, I hate them. Back to the room and I lay down, no face holes here. Sasha comes in an hugs me from behind and nibbles on my neck. (This is going a little better.) The lights dimmed and Sasha had some sort of wardrobe malfunction. She began the light touch, using her nose or chin along my back and legs all the while stroking me. I could tell this was going to be a rush job if I let it. A few minutes in she asked me to turn over. I got up and told her to lie down. I started with a little Shiatsu on her back and legs then started the light touch using my chest hair and beard to raise the goose flesh on her butt. Once she was adequately aroused, I had her flip. She has a beautiful set of A cups with little eraser like nipples. I suckled them a little and then began teasing her again with the chest hair/beard. She allowed me to kiss her on the lips between suckling and teasing. Finally I got to the DATY which she initially resisted. I persevered and she finally relented. Started mish and knowing that is my weakest position, had her move to CG. Why is it the Asian girls always want to ride English to Jockey style? I talked her into trying Western, a more relaxed riding style allowing full penetration. It sure seemed to work for her and its one of my stronger positions. Finally she'd had all she could handle. I sat up, with her still engaged and we sat on the table hugging and kissing for a while. I then turned her on her back for mish (at which time my hamstring decided to cramp.) I paced myself, teasing her with slow, full length strokes. Finally I started pounding her until I finished and we were both out of breath. we laid there a little while, kissed some more and then I disengaged. She laid there with a grin on her face, gave me two thumbs up and said "nice". She then sang some little ditty as she cleaned me up. Mama started yelling that our time was up. On the way out she told Mama that I had given her a massage, to which Mama said, "then you pay him." All in all and very nice GFE experience.

[QUOTE=Basketball;1279407]You said you didn't want to give her name be / see she may have done things she shouldn't have done. You are incorrect, you just got good service. Where you goofed was when you said Hana gave you a good TS. Telling us who gave good service will get her more clients. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Was in Phila a week or so ago and also went to SG.

I think they have several fixed names that they rotate girls through. On the BP ad, they also list a Hana, but like most AMPs, the photos are stock Asian models who have never been anywhere near an AMP!

I picked "Hana" from the line-up based on name, both were medium sized and well built. She gave a good massage and excellent service, but not as earlier posts described. We should start logging how many different Hanas we encounter!

Sure are a lot of Hana's in these spots, it's like their own marketing machine doesn't spent too much time with ensuring diversity.

Paid a visit to 'Pink', Got a 'Hana' there also. Nice soft hands, if I didn't get all the trimmings' (how does one complain about not getting rimmed long and vigorously like in the "movies"?). Service was friendly enough I suppose, just not enthusiastic but not as if it were a chore. Did I say she had great soft. Small. Hands?

I don't frequent AMP's much, but when I do I enjoy them. Hell, once I'm decided I'm going I get excited, once I've popped I seem to always say to myself."I drove all this way and paid this money for this?", although I do believe its just the level-headedness coming back post-nutbust. I then crave a sandwich and soup and reason to myself that it was worth it as I can't get my frumpy girl to lick my ass either.

I don't frequent them enough but do wish they were more 'playful' or maybe it's because I'm not regular enough to develop a rapport to engender this. Or is it simply that I should get thee to FC?

[QUOTE=Iorek; 1310452]Sure are a lot of Hana's in these spots, it's like their own marketing machine doesn't spent too much time with ensuring diversity.

Paid a visit to 'Pink', Got a 'Hana' there also. Nice soft hands, if I didn't get all the trimmings' (how does one complain about not getting rimmed long and vigorously like in the "movies"?). Service was friendly enough I suppose, just not enthusiastic but not as if it were a chore. Did I say she had great soft. Small. Hands?

I don't frequent AMP's much, but when I do I enjoy them. Hell, once I'm decided I'm going I get excited, once I've popped I seem to always say to myself."I drove all this way and paid this money for this?", although I do believe its just the level-headedness coming back post-nutbust. I then crave a sandwich and soup and reason to myself that it was worth it as I can't get my frumpy girl to lick my ass either.

I don't frequent them enough but do wish they were more 'playful' or maybe it's because I'm not regular enough to develop a rapport to engender this. Or is it simply that I should get thee to FC?[/QUOTE]Love Pink, Sunshine in Jenkintown is nice (older girls but there is a old group of customers in Jenkintown) but FC is worth the trip. Not sure it's any better but it must be a definite on the bucket list. I've had great FS in a few spots even in the back seat of the truck. You go there once and you will go back.

Please give a "trip report" when you get back.

Milo

[QUOTE=Milo96; 1310740]Love Pink, Sunshine in Jenkintown is nice (older girls but there is a old group of customers in Jenkintown) but FC is worth the trip. Not sure it's any better but it must be a definite on the bucket list. I've had great FS in a few spots even in the back seat of the truck. You go there once and you will go back.

Please give a "trip report" when you get back.

Milo[/QUOTE]Was wondering about Sunshine. Haven't seen a review of them. Would love to know if they are worth the trip.

Lurker from out of town, used this site to find FC a year back and have been 3 times since when business travels brings me to your city. Haven't posted a report as all bases have been covered when they were at their old location. Planning on a visit tomorrow, spoke with mamasan and was given addy no problem after I told her where the old location was. Asked about girls working, and brandy is on vacation and Hana no longer works there. This time I'll post a report since its a new location.

Can anyone tell me about the new location setup? Is it similar to previous and is TS still offered? Also, price still $.6?

Thanks in advance!

Someone was confused because of numbering on the door when they used Google maps. Basically, you immediately enter the first door. This is more of a typical setup. Then ring the bell once inside the entryway.

Yes to your last 2 questions.