Massage Parlor Reports

Went to the hot spot in the ally and had a flash back. Back in the late 70's I had a SWS in that ally against the wall. Anyway, called up and reserved Pepsi based on intel. She was very cautious at first. Table shower was average, massage was very good and then kept asking me if I had been there before. I hadn't but based on intel I said I had and gave the names of girls from the forum and passed the test. Glad I did on the menu was CBJ, CG, RCG, and doggie. Stats are as follows:

TS: 5
Face: 7
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Yes!!!

I have a feeling that things can only get better the more one drinks their Pepsi.

I'm a fan of video games and love AYB but look at the top of your browser to remind yourself what this forum is about.

This isnt USAAllYourBaseGuide.

Amen to myself on that one.

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage[/QUOTE]Took the challenge and I agree 100% with you. I would probably say body 6 and attitude 9.

[QUOTE=A John]First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.

Happy Hunting

AJ[/QUOTE]

AJ, I concur with your assessment regarding my lack of discretion. One can attribute such errors to inexperience. If it wasn’t for JJ, I would not have edited my original comments. Lesson learned. I submitted many corrections to the Moderator since.

In regards to the Engrish, there exists a subculture of English mis-translation. Some of the butchery is outright hilarious.

If you haven't seen it yet, take a look at this site [url]http://www.engrish.com/[/url]. A subculture of English interpretation exists, much like the Ebonic phenomenon a few years back.

Just for kicks, an Ebonic translator can be found at [url]http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp[/url].

NN

Friends,

It is my great pleasure to announce the death of Napum Namja. I hereby introduce Ian Dokkaebi.

I've always liked the name Ian. Dokkaebi refers to a type of spirit in Korean fairy tales. Although usually frightening, it represents a humorous sprite or goblin with grotesque looks. Although these creatures loved mischief and playing mean tricks on bad people, they also rewarded good people with wealth and blessings.

Best,
Ian

You mad because you have no base.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Big Red!

Thank you for calling me your friend! It means a lot to me to see that! I mean it!

I really do not need to be defended against stuff like this bum dumped. You may have noticed I did not come back at it. Not worth the trouble of the post. I really do thank you for the effort anyway! Good job!

Maybe this piece of shit will dry up and blow away or, hopefully, come around with a couple reports of its own so it can gain redemption on its own accord.

Whichever way it goes, I am here and proud to be called your friend!

JJ

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer[/QUOTE]

Coco - AVOID. Serious upsell. No more detail needed. BTW...Not typical behavior at this place...just ask for somebody else.

Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.

Does anyone know where Sarah from DT is now a days? Someone said Coco at Supra was her... But she definitely wasn't (at least the one I saw). Just curious.

[QUOTE=Hotnow101]Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.[/QUOTE]I doubt that this Coco could ever have been someone's ATF. Tried to charge double the standard rates thinking I didn't know any better, then lied to mamasan when I complained.

Her hygiene - or lack thereof - was enough to be of concern. Clearly didn't wash before session and even tried to recycle the towels. She just got there, but really doubt she will be there long...at some places, she may have been gone the same night after all that. This wasn't new girl ignorance, it was clearly intentional behavoir.

Coco did give me her number, and I tried to call her regarding the issue you've raised. Unfortunately, she did not pick up. I will try to call her again later today.

Some of you are absolutely correct; the ladies change their names often, depending on where they work. Coco is a very popular name in this business and, from my observations, is used quite a bit.

These ladies are by no means stupid. They are well aware of their "cyber" images. That is, they know what is written about them on this and other sites. Some of them could careless and while others consider it very constructive. Again, the YMMV concept.

Remember all the stories I’ve heard? Well, I even heard of guys bringing printouts with them on their visits. Depending on the person, of course, I see many benefits. However, the language barrier, I imagine, would pose a problem for some hobbyists.

JJ, in regards to your post, this Coco appears to be someone new. Perhaps the old one was let go? The last time I saw her, I documented my visit. However, I can’t get a hold of her for comments.

Attempting to charge double is very unreasonable by our standards, however, it’s very common in the southeast regions. I have been there in the past and the rate, to my surprise, is negotiable. Perhaps this new Coco is accustomed to working in those regions?

Ian

Looks like Supra might indeed be heading back to it's golden days; the days that I used to frequent it back between 2001-2003 before it shut down then reopened. The time when business was booming and the girls were pretty.

Had a great service with Susie, Monday. Around 9-ish pm. Had to wait for the TS because, like I said, businesss was booming for some reason that day. The doorbell was ringing off the hinges. At one point I think they stopped opening, or even going to the door probably because the number of girls couldn't accomadate the monger flow. Too hectic in there for a line up, so I took what was available. Snagged Susie. Pretty- 'barely legal look'. Early twenties, A cups, tiny frame, not much hips either but very nice feet. Yeah, I'm a feet/Legs guy. Said she had been there a month. Why is it ANYTIME I ask how long they've been there, it's always a month? Anyhow finally got to the TS where she accomadated me with a soapy HJ. But not to completion. Back at the room got a very 'powerful' massage. A bit rough at times, and she was very strong for her size. But overall. Good. On the flip side she did the body to body massage thing, whispered in my ear that magic question, where I opted for the $80 service; she was a dictionary definition of a spinner, not much to grab onto- like I like 'them, so the service I opted for was a bit more appealling to me.

She worked it from several postions; while I stood and she sat on the bed; with me laying down, to finally with me once again standing and her on the floor on her knees but the geyser would just would not erupt. She teasingly replied that " He doesn't like me? ! ? " but I just assured her I was just a little tied from work. Finally got the job done via a HJ. I tried to convince her, for an additional Jackson, to lick some of that batter off her fingers but she wasn't going for it. Hey, nothing wrong with asking, right? Helped me dress, and out I was in about 45 minutes.

Funny thing I saw when I exited the room was mamasan standing right outside another rooms door, shaking her head in embarassment. Whomever was in there, was having the time of their life because out in the hallway, you could hear them BOTH moaning at the top of their lungs; whomever you are, keep it down next time!

Would not repeat, only because I don't usually go for the spinners but for those that 'like them small', she'll probably be your cup of tea.

Susie.

TS: 8
Face: 8
Body: 4
Massage: 9
Service: 9
Attitude: 8

Mr. Snipes aka G13

I was informed that my old fave from 14K had changed venues (thanks, dude!). I had an extra hour this morning, so I stopped there and asked for Nana. She was surprised and pleased that I had found her. Everything was awesome, as always. Nice thorough TS. Lots of kissing, which I like. Boob rub down my back. She ended up doing a CBJ what was so great I let her finish me that way. She worked me over for almost 20 minutes before I couldn't hold back any more. Hot towel, followed by nice strong massagi. Obviously I'd go back.

Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reported-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB