Public Service Announcement
I got the Itch Friday night. So I aligned the ads and called to setup two appointment with two different ladies.
First up was:
<Im a hot BUSTY blonde bunnie with A pretty face and Dreamy eyes I offer xxxcellent service. However, I am not only gorgeous but I also have a very positive attitude. I am friendly,I am playful and down to Earth. I will treat you with the same courtesy and respect with which I know you will treat me!
call me **INCALL SPECIALS TONIGHT ** 180/HOUR 140/HALF HOUR**
Jenna 2.1.3. 4.5.3 0.6.3.1>
Turn out to be a be a "XL"BBW but with a cute face. I told her not interested and moved on. Called the next one on the list and stated that i was here in Braintree. She saids ok and she is staying at hotel XXXX and in room ####. LMAO!!! Dude she is literaly four doors down from where I was standing from the first provider. So I left the hotel, sat in my car for five minutes to check on the Red Sox game and they were winning. Unbeknownst to me that would be the hightlight of my night.
Next on the list:
<I am an elegant, seductive,
for all your dreams and desires!
I like to keep my appearance beautiful I'm young.
I am just what you are looking for.
I'm a beauty, genuinely sweet personality.
Amanda 508-468-4513>
Knocked on the hotel room door. OMG it was not the girl in the picture, suprise suprise. She was a 45 -99 year old hag, skinny with a pouch...WTF. Told her, "I just lost my hard on for the rest of the year" and left.
Called up Dillon, she stated that she was done for the night. Went to Stop &Shop bought a bouquet of flowers for my GF hoping to get some. Came home the house is deserted. Note on the fridge: "Out Shopping with the gals" WTF!!!. At least the Red Sox won.
Stay Safe. and don't settle for less.
MM