Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NWBurbGuy]Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG[/QUOTE]

Rent a hotel room, and get an Outcall massage.

I think you had better stay away from massage parlors, local or in Vegas. Your are an experienced massage parlor hobbyist, and you absolutely do not want your experience in the parlors to be obvious to your wife - Imagine if she thinks "how come he's not nervous like I am?".

Hunter,

Your post sounds way to complicated for my simple needs. I want to walk through a door and into a room and work things out the way should be worked out, you know, toss up a few suggestions and see if anything sticks, some friendly ass grabbing...communication.

I heard Ocean air is a dead end...they are doing something wrong and if they make it too DIFFICULT, to get the necessary service, lots of folks are gonna go somewhere else. From what I've seen of their ads, one phone call I made, and the word of a friend of mine...they sound a lot like a self service jack shack. Whatever floats your boats though, enjoy.

Kind of an oddball first post though considering the Ocean air subject was posted weeks ago. Sounds almost like someone at Ocean Air got wind of those old posts and decided to try to put out a fire. You should have just written a stellar review of Ocean air, that would have been a lot more believeable. This girl can put her legs behind her head? What else did she do is what we want to know? Gymnastics demonstrations are fine but,,,what the hell comes next?? ping pong lessons?

"and by the way the cameras are dummies"

LOL, that's comforting.

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Hunter,

After reading your posts, I think I have totally missed whatever it was that was "between the lines" of their website ad. Your suggestion to avail of the "body scrub & jacuzzi" is good. You also mentioned this is where the secret is. Can you share this "body scrub & jacuzzi" experience of yours? You dont have to mention names, just share what kind of fun stuff did happen to you. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]
Arent we having this discussion in another thread about newbies who come on this board and flame others?

Hey guys,

I was just there today for turkey day family is in Fl anyway nice place. service was nice and place was clean. Thats a plus I hate these shacks that are dirty. I know some one said they closed but they are open and they have a nice vietnamese and spanish selection. I will be back. $80 door and $50 tip

Jizz

Hey,

Are any massage parlors having the BF Doorbuster sale. Just kidding.

Happy Thanksgiving to all Mongers. Here I go to Best buy.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]Another interpretation is that Hunter Hands works for Ocean Air and that is why this newbie is putting out these messages. Maybe it is just a coincidence that OA is getting bad press here.

Anyway, I think I will continue to avoid this place. That seems like the most reasonable approach to me.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]

Hey Hunter -

So, in your first post you call us "saps" and in your second post you call us "stupid". Numb-nuts-newbie.

Neither of your posts mentioned having actual sex. Try it, you might like it.

Bend It

Greetings fellow mongers!

I’m writing this for all the newbie’s who are just recently joining the community. The best way to learn the ropes is to RTFF. Because what you’ll learn here and in the archives are pearls of wisdom and experience to invaluable to skip over.

But if your inpatient and in a hurry, read on!

I found out the hard way a long time ago how things work in the pleasure industry, which is probably why Jackson created this forum, to promote safe clean mongering interaction between both parties, that of the givers and the receivers.

One way I found to get straight to business is that at or near the end of my massage therapy session, taking into account that nothing had happened up to this point and the verbal interaction I’d shared with the therapist up to this point. The quickest, crudest way that always worked (or didn’t) for me was to gently grab her wrist and position the massage therapist hand directly on the area I desired to be massaged. This would immediately illicit one of two responses, a smile or a frown. If I received a smile and her hand lingered in position, I would immediately begin negotiations on fee for services rendered. If a frown was received I would let go and act as if it never happened.

After you’re a regular, life is great. That is until a LEO forces you to once again TOFTT to find your next closest escape haven. There are more subtle ways to achieve the same goal. Watch this video for some great tips.

[url]http://www.ifilm.com/video/2898358[/url]

Massage Man 2

A few of these local Chi-town threads have gotten unfriendly, lately. lol Let's stop it.

Does anyone remember Brandy, the authentic massage therapist, who offered a happy ending at her apartment. She had a spiderman outfitted bathroom. I saw her almost a year ago and thought she did a great massage with a nice finish. Does anyone have her contact info? If so, then please PM me or reply here.

I am in Downtown chicago for the week for RSNA meeting at the McCormick. I wanted to see a massage therapist who offers happy ending. Can anyone recommend a nice person? I want to see a pleasant-looking, fit therapist who has a warm personality. Please PM or reply here.

Thanks in advance,

Michael

her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom

Can anyone recommend a good outcall service? I am staying downtown tonight.

[QUOTE=Bullshit]her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom[/QUOTE]

Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.