Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

Hmm tried booking her, saw her ad up on the morning, set up something in the afternoon. Everything was set but then booker texted said that an emergency came up and have to cancel. Her ad goes away and so does the photos. Notice it happen to other girls within the same booker as well. Probably means that they got all times filled even though I already scheduled for something? Or perhaps a emergency did come up for the booker so the girls couldn't work?

[QUOTE=EmoDisliker;5279746]Saw LaylaLarson today after not being able to book Jane from Princess. Garden, read a couple of positive reports on discord and was not disappointed.

Super nice girl, hot body, great friendly attitude. I'd give a 7 on her face, 9 on her body. Implants are Cs that are a bit hard but soft and responsive around the nipples, petite mid section, and nice long legs. LFK throughout, DATY was appreciated and she was more than wet enough for the main event without lube.

The only 2 minor complaints are 1) her BBBJ is a lacking in variety in movement and suction, she's more than willing to suck for as long as I wanted, but really just one simple up and down motion, no hands, no BLS, and no variety; 2) her legs were pretty prickly, I'm not sure what it was because it wasn't just her lower legs, but thighs and butt as well. She's not the "all-natural" type at all.

All in all minor stuff. Thoroughly enjoyed the session.

300/ hr is pretty damn good value for a hot young white girl that's a pleaser.[/QUOTE]

It is my understanding is that the booker only acts as the middle man in the transaction. It's not the pimp and ho situation that we often see on TV. These girls tell him when they want to work and he tries to schedule them out. They all have their personal lives and shit happens. I've personally been left in the parking lot with a serious case of blue balls when 1) she never showed up or even bother answering the booker's calls, 2) some "emergency" phone call that she can't get out of, 3) just decided she's had enough today and left early, 4) Mom / friend / cousin is nearby so she decided to meet up with them instead but can still service me if I don't mind waiting till she's done with dinner.

[QUOTE=Caker49;5898714]Hmm tried booking her, saw her ad up on the morning, set up something in the afternoon. Everything was set but then booker texted said that an emergency came up and have to cancel. Her ad goes away and so does the photos. Notice it happen to other girls within the same booker as well. Probably means that they got all times filled even though I already scheduled for something? Or perhaps a emergency did come up for the booker so the girls couldn't work?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AssusPrime;5872899]Recently saw Katie. She is the girl in the pics. Petite girl. 5'. Slim and toned. Great body. Smooth skin. Sexy as hell tiny blonde hairs on her body. Nice enhanced rack. She has a cute face and was giggly and friendly. Her tatas and vj are very sensitive and was told to be gentle.

She was sweet and slow in bed. Nice tight fucking and slow soft BJ. Nothing too nasty or hardcore. I had fun. Would recommend.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KatieKittie[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw a few times several years ago. She was Pixiebaby back then under the baby / flower group. Now it looks like be might be part of enclave under a different name.

At that time I recall her boobs were sensitive so she didn't let you play with it. I think she was also trying to sell some amateur art that she did.

Back then the baby crew was fire. All of them were lit. It seems like the good ones got out of the game.

IMO she wasn't really worth repeating past a few encounters. Idk YMMV.

Totally agree. I think she's super hot but at the same time, she's not very chill. I think she might flip out if you say or do the wrong thing. She's a bit on edge from time to time.

[QUOTE=OCpyro;5875832][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SabrinaValentine[/URL]

Saw her recently. Sweet girl, a little shy at first. Small boobs, nice butt. Session went well, we had good chemistry. She gets really wet.

I could see it being a very YMMV situation. She mentioned some stuff about some of the guys see's seen. Probably won't repeat. Not really my cup of tea, but would recommend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caker49;5898714]Hmm tried booking her, saw her ad up on the morning, set up something in the afternoon. Everything was set but then booker texted said that an emergency came up and have to cancel. Her ad goes away and so does the photos. Notice it happen to other girls within the same booker as well. Probably means that they got all times filled even though I already scheduled for something? Or perhaps a emergency did come up for the booker so the girls couldn't work?[/QUOTE]If they come far from LA, they are not keen to turn up without enough bookings, particularly if they use hotels. Two hours probably do but not half. One way to do it is not to reply to anybody until enough people try to book. The other way is to accept an hour booking and hope that they will have at least one more. I think enough time had passed after you booked so she decided not to come just for you.

But they do things differently all the time. They used to turn up first and put up classified that they are here Now.

[QUOTE=SkankHunt42;5899224]Totally agree. I think she's super hot but at the same time, she's not very chill. I think she might flip out if you say or do the wrong thing. She's a bit on edge from time to time.[/QUOTE]I thought her body was hot as well, but thought she had a pretty bad complexion. As for her attitude, maybe I got her on a good day but she was sweet as pie with me.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ChristinaM[/URL]

Recently saw this girl again. First time was pre-covid. She is hot. Tall, big ass, thick legs. Breasts are all natural and perky as hell. Not a petite spinner. Probably 5'10". But not fat, just a thick tall woman. Long black hair and a distinctive pretty face with nice makeup on. Does not have GND look. If you saw her outside dressed up, she would turn heads. But I understand a big girl is not for everyone. A lot of guys see a tall, thick girl and are like I don't want to fuck with no Amazon.

She is Eastern European and has a cute accent. I find her to be friendly and inviting. A lot of guys say she is all looks and no action. I got DFK, BBBJ, and various positions. Pussy got juicy and creamy both time. We had fun. YMMV as always I guess.

These girls are human too and sometimes you click with them. I guess we clicked. Could be she sees a lot of guys in day and there is diminishing performance? Who knows. I had fun by my opinion seems to be in the minority.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Alissababy818[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SnowBunniee888[/URL]

Any of you have experience with these two?

[QUOTE=GimmeMoreHead;5906606][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Alissababy818[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SnowBunniee888[/URL]

Any of you have experience with these two?[/QUOTE]I ravaged snowbunnie, YMMV of course as with any girl. She looks great in person, them lips are plush like the photos for some dick sucking and them Tatas are beautiful. Little booty nothing to rave about. When I came out from washing up we went to her play bed and I just sat on the edge with my towel on she stood in front of me with this silk robe on and just started chatting with me. We were talking for what seemed like at least 20 minutes, she seemed pretty interested in me and was being very flirty at this point I'm thinking okay I'm fucked she's going to say ok times up all you did was speak tongues with me bye bye. Something was said and she kinda got close and pushed me a little back onto the bed and started kissing me. She then went on to say can I open this towel up well of course you can. The fun started and I only went in for hhr I was There close to an hour. She is new to this hobby so I sorta expected certain things from her side like her BJ was okay it didn't suck but I've also had way better and you got to take control don't expect her too she easily went with the flow of things. I love Latina's and she just fit right in with the tattoos and blonde hair.

I was actually trying to set something up with Alissa today but her schedule isn't lining up with mine so maybe next week. I have a tingling feeling she'll be some fun that booty is calling me.

[QUOTE=AssusPrime;5905864][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ChristinaM[/URL]

Recently saw this girl again. First time was pre-covid. She is hot. Tall, big ass, thick legs. Breasts are all natural and perky as hell. Not a petite spinner. Probably 5'10". But not fat, just a thick tall woman. Long black hair and a distinctive pretty face with nice makeup on. Does not have GND look. If you saw her outside dressed up, she would turn heads. But I understand a big girl is not for everyone. A lot of guys see a tall, thick girl and are like I don't want to fuck with no Amazon.

She is Eastern European and has a cute accent. I find her to be friendly and inviting. A lot of guys say she is all looks and no action. I got DFK, BBBJ, and various positions. Pussy got juicy and creamy both time. We had fun. YMMV as always I guess.

These girls are human too and sometimes you click with them. I guess we clicked. Could be she sees a lot of guys in day and there is diminishing performance? Who knows. I had fun by my opinion seems to be in the minority.[/QUOTE]I had the same, I was blown away actually that usually doesn't happen to me due to pics being some what deceiving. She's a straight up smoking hot volleyball player! Watching her suck me off in the mirror was just some fantasy shit it was hard to grasp. I saw her in the morning time she was all game, like mentioned YMMV and if she's already been dick down 5 times don't expect a freak out of her this should be common sense with any gal. If that pussy ain't getting wet than either two things she ain't very into you or that puss is tap for the day at that point you better get to eating and slobber on that box or if she's a seasoned veteran she'll bust the lube out on you.

Any feedback from the crew?

Could not decide between the two a few nights back, postings were similar and at the same time along with similar pricing options, so I went with Alexa who has a distinctive tattoo on her thigh, met her at an upscale hotel near the university here in OC, Dahlia had a location near the Kingdom. Anyhow Alexa scared me a bit when she pushed the time back when I got there and finally said come up and enter without knocking which I know from a previous experience is a good way to get robbed. So I told her I would text when I was at the door so she could open it for me. The girl at the door was her but the face pictures didn't quite match, the thigh picture did. She was good at DFK, and was fun to DATY and even 69, finished in the time allotted but when the time was up she went to the phone and started on her next appointment. Probably won't get a return visit even though her rate was reasonable. I left her a very good rating, but she did not reciprocate. Funny thing is her and Dahlia's pictures and listing both disappeared the next morning. Coincidence. I don't think so. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Justify;5908521]Could not decide between the two a few nights back, postings were similar and at the same time along with similar pricing options, so I went with Alexa who has a distinctive tattoo on her thigh, met her at an upscale hotel near the university here in OC, Dahlia had a location near the Kingdom. Anyhow Alexa scared me a bit when she pushed the time back when I got there and finally said come up and enter without knocking which I know from a previous experience is a good way to get robbed. So I told her I would text when I was at the door so she could open it for me. The girl at the door was her but the face pictures didn't quite match, the thigh picture did. She was good at DFK, and was fun to DATY and even 69, finished in the time allotted but when the time was up she went to the phone and started on her next appointment. Probably won't get a return visit even though her rate was reasonable. I left her a very good rating, but she did not reciprocate. Funny thing is her and Dahlia's pictures and listing both disappeared the next morning. Coincidence. I don't think so. YMMV.[/QUOTE]They're both part of the baby crew. You weren't texting or PMing with either of them. You were communicating with the booker. The booker is the one that didn't rate you back. She was texting the booker at the end to let him know you were on your way out. The booker also removes pics for some girls when they aren't working. Every girl in that group sends the text that's something like "my door will be open, please don't knock. " When it's time to go up. Enchantingdahlia is formerly known as collettesgarden. There is a ton of existing info on her.

[QUOTE=HoeWhisperer;5908706]They're both part of the baby crew. You weren't texting or PMing with either of them. You were communicating with the booker. The booker is the one that didn't rate you back. She was texting the booker at the end to let him know you were on your way out. The booker also removes pics for some girls when they aren't working. Every girl in that group sends the text that's something like "my door will be open, please don't knock. " When it's time to go up. Enchantingdahlia is formerly known as collettesgarden. There is a ton of existing info on her.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the intel I really appreciate that.

[QUOTE=HoeWhisperer;5908706] Enchantingdahlia is formerly known as collettesgarden. There is a ton of existing info on her.[/QUOTE]Wut she has that and VenusDivine going on at the same time?