The Prickyard

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975429]Perhaps we are the last two members. Everyone else passed away or uncle got 'them.[/QUOTE]Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]I met her sister the other day at Circuit City yesterday! She was just using an emptied out 16 oz glass Tab bottle to keep her prize. I got this kick ass stereo for all my albums when I was there! That CD player cost $900!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2975452]The two of you can't be on this thread unless your fighting![/QUOTE]Thanks FF I was unaware of this.

Sorry Lance but rules are rules; So. Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. I ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Take that!

[QUOTE=Bobup;2975543]Thanks FF I was unaware of this.

Sorry Lance but rules are rules; So. Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. I ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Take that![/QUOTE]Of course, I get it.

***** please, that joke's used more than your sister!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]Um. I, um, er. Um.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]RFLMAO this made my friggin day LOL.

Some of y'all ain't right in the head.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975540]I met her sister the other day at Circuit City yesterday! She was just using an emptied out 16 oz glass Tab bottle to keep her prize. I got this kick ass stereo for all my albums when I was there! That CD player cost $900![/QUOTE]If I had known you were going, I would've given you the " Buy one CD player and get a Betamax player half off " coupon. I already own one. I watch Cagney and Lacey on mine!

Regarding our conversation the other day I found what you've been searching for. No excuse now.

[QUOTE=Bobup;2976916]Regarding our conversation the other day I found what you've been searching for. No excuse now.[/QUOTE]Fishy smell, freckles and will swallow your hook if you dangle it right?

P.S. Need to fit a bobber in there somewhere.

Clarifying to Pbstumpy.

I don't need "jacking material" or any assistance in doing my homework on the board. You solicitated a negative response from m me by communicating your displeasure on me questioning your ability to share here.

I have always reported information that is helpful, not cryptic or snarky to other mongers.

I apologize to the rest of the members and A2 by even stooping to the level of discourse that assumed to you that I act like a child. I promise you I am not. I just try to be a helpful member and provide enough factsj that may or may not stop a guy from wasting hard earned money.

If by doing that, I'm a childish prick, then so be it.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2977400][blue][DeletedbyAdmin][/blue]b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.

I'm no lawyer or constitutional scholar, but I'm pretty sure the constitution guarantees freedom from the Government restricting your speech. This is a privately owned website, operating on a private server. The owners and their representatives can restrict the content as they see fit.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2981003]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2981003]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.[/QUOTE]Chelli you've been around a long time. This is not the USA, this is the United States of A2.

Dave.

[B]Don't you guys get it?[/B] Talk all you want about constitutions and such but please do it in the proper thread and that thread is the Prickyard. How many times does this have to be explained to all of you! Each thread has it's purpose [B]USE THEM CORRECTLY![/B].