The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4167335]Now this is hilarious.[/QUOTE]Its sad actually, the creepy old man got so mad that Victoria the love of his life let someone else Cream pie her and she won't let him near her without a cover. LOL. I don't blame her either, have you seen his face? He looks like he is missing a chromosome, for real.

60 year old creepy man on the internet trying to defend his man hood, lmfao. Sad that this is the pinnacle of his life, picking up $25 dollar hookers and bragging about it like hes the man. LOL.

[QUOTE=DingALing;4167774]Its sad actually, the creepy old man got so mad that Victoria the love of his life let someone else Cream pie her and she won't let him near her without a cover. LOL. I don't blame her either, have you seen his face? He looks like he is missing a chromosome, for real.

60 year old creepy man on the internet trying to defend his man hood, lmfao. Sad that this is the pinnacle of his life, picking up $25 dollar hookers and bragging about it like hes the man. LOL.[/QUOTE]Where's your proof that you got a vid of her creampied. Show the video.

[QUOTE=DingALing;4165388]I told you to have her write the note and take a pic, now where the fuck it is?

She just left her vacation so she is available. Now go take the pic and have her write a note and report back to me. Fuck boy. I'm waiting.[/QUOTE]Yes sir reporting back to you sir. Where the fuck is it sir. Yes sir Mr. Multiple handle, lonely no life, troll. Yes sir! Where's your video. Liar!

M2 was dealt first and the camera showed him with AK. (By virtue of meeting her first). DAL was dealt two deuces- by virtue of having to pull out. At this point DAL led out with the statement he had video of a creampie and he led out a large bet. (Bluff). On the flop M2 got the two girls together and the cards came up two Jacks and a three. (DAL is encouraged- M2 hadn't dropped his bombshell yet). DAL bets big again with his surreptitious BJ and says again he has the video of the CIP. On the turn a ten comes up! (M2 is being allowed to do at this point to do what DAL was denied). M2 bets big with his claiming of a note from the victim. At this point DAL goes all-in and is betting there is no note. What will turn up at the river. Will it be a Queen or a deuce? Only the Shadow know for sure. Commentators say a Queen wins for M2 - a deuce wins for DAL. Looks like it's even but is it? Rumor has it The Queen has been spotted somewhere on the site- so I don't know.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4168528]I've seen with my own eyes a man hotter then superman with a masculine sculpted body in his late 60's that can beat many man in their 20's looks and body. Because he's. Wait for it.

[URL]https://youtu.be/_Uc4Qdk63A8[/URL]

Yet there is a provider that advertises workout sessions at The StankGym when in real life she is almost 40 and looks the McDonalds #1 BigMac with supersized fries and a large shake.

Pass the mic.

Swags.[/QUOTE]No doubt about that, I'm sure there are many 60 year olds who put younger guys to shame. But our resident creepy weirdo old man is not one of them.

And let me clarify, after checking his glamour shot. Which is fucking hideous BTW, holy fucking yuck. He is closer to 70, lmfao. Can't believe that I am talking trash with an old creepy man who is older than my own grandfather about hookers.

Hilarious and pathetic at the same time.

[QUOTE=Montes2;4168089]Where's your proof that you got a vid of her creampied. Show the video.[/QUOTE]You're waiting for it with bated breath with your old wrinkly dick in hand aren't you, you cuck?

You're nearing 70, can you even get fully erect anymore? Lmfao.

[QUOTE=Montes2;4169466]M2 was dealt first and the camera showed him with AK. (By virtue of meeting her first). DAL was dealt two deuces- by virtue of having to pull out. At this point DAL led out with the statement he had video of a creampie and he led out a large bet. (Bluff). On the flop M2 got the two girls together and the cards came up two Jacks and a three. (DAL is encouraged- M2 hadn't dropped his bombshell yet). DAL bets big again with his surreptitious BJ and says again he has the video of the CIP. On the turn a ten comes up! (M2 is being allowed to do at this point to do what DAL was denied). M2 bets big with his claiming of a note from the victim. At this point DAL goes all-in and is betting there is no note. What will turn up at the river. Will it be a Queen or a deuce? Only the Shadow know for sure. Commentators say a Queen wins for M2 - a deuce wins for DAL. Looks like it's even but is it? Rumor has it The Queen has been spotted somewhere on the site- so I don't know.[/QUOTE]What is she doing? Multiple choice.

A. Studying for the bar exam.

B. Playing tiddly winks.

C. Filling out crossword puzzles.

D. Making out a note (to a balding old looking man).

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4170323]Hilarious. Wow, a glamour shot there is (in my Yoda voice).

Hmmmm.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Prepare your angus.

[QUOTE=Montes2;4170589]What is she doing? Multiple choice.

A. Studying for the bar exam.

B. Playing tiddly winks.

C. Filling out crossword puzzles.

D. Making out a note (to a balding old looking man).[/QUOTE]I pick E.

E. Contemplating her life choices and wondering how she ended up in a room with a 70 year old creepy ass man.

[QUOTE=Nutted;4163036]Birds of a feather flock together. LOL, The King of FAKE reviews a gentleman LOL. Good one LOL. The King of FAKE reviews (like you) butts into everybody's business (so rude). And The King of FAKE reviews (like you) sets rules for everyday else. And he doesn't follow his own rules. And The King of FAKE reviews (like you) is a nasty name caller. I'm sure The King of FAKE reviews wrote some positive FAKE reviews about you. And you posted positive FAKE reviews about yourself. Birds of a feather.

Have a great day. Yours Truly.

Nutted.[/QUOTE]That I, unlike yourself, have been on this forum since Jackson ran it. A2 has spoken to me repeatedly and can verify that my IP address is different from c3. My reviews and my reputation is solid, how about you? You know what they say about people in glass houses. Also the only reason I added my 2 cents to this mess is because when someone else insinuated crap about me c3 was there to defend me. Friends look out for each other and you sir are not being very friendly. Remember good providers read post history something to consider there.

[QUOTE=DingALing;4171364]I pick E.

E. Contemplating her life choices and wondering how she ended up in a room with a 70 year old creepy ass man.[/QUOTE]But I can't just help it he's got his foot so far down his lying mouth- his bald head has got to be showing drops of sweat. Victoria told me it's so shiny she thought the coast guard could use to it warn ships. HA, HA, HA. BTW if he lies about the creampie video he says he has but doesn't show, wouldn't he lie about other things.

Just saying M2.