Massage Parlor Reports

Called ahead to try and schedule an appt. Was told Joanne was on vacation. I know there are some others on here that are much more familiar with the scheduling system they have there. I've read that some of the ladies bounce back and forth to another shop across the bridge. So I don't know if that means Soda is set for a return to PT. I never have much luck finding out ahead of time who is on the schedule when calling. I get that's by design, just doesn't make appts too easy. Just wanted to share the info.

[QUOTE=ItsNotJames1;5595451]Called ahead to try and schedule an appt. Was told Joanne was on vacation. I know there are some others on here that are much more familiar with the scheduling system they have there. I've read that some of the ladies bounce back and forth to another shop across the bridge. So I don't know if that means Soda is set for a return to PT. I never have much luck finding out ahead of time who is on the schedule when calling. I get that's by design, just doesn't make appts too easy. Just wanted to share the info.[/QUOTE]Roster is Nicole, Coco, and "new girl coming".

[QUOTE=HottaMales;5590595]I remember reading a post about her a while back that she allowed the backdoor so I decided to try my luck. LuLu has me spoiled on the backdoor. She is defiantly pretty with a large size D's as described. I read she has a breath issue and I verified right up front that's not the case. If it was bad I would have left immediately.

Paid the house fee and had a good table shower with a nice teaser BBBJ to begin with. In the room she did a good strong massage almost to the chop chop style but in a good way. She is very playful and friendly. More BBBJ followed and then some 69. Certainly nice and fresh which is my standard for 69. I decided to test the water and tried FIA which was allowed. We got into doggie for a while and my finger was all the way in that A hole the entire time which leads me to believe its available. I actually pushed the doggie so hard I ended up cuming to quick to give the backdoor a try but it is on my list for next week. She was happy with the $160 and gave me a big hug as I left. Nice and friendly girl with a large set.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. I have seen her twice in the past month, and did not notice any bad smell from her. YMMV with a lot of these providers though. My first session with her was excellent, and my second session was very good. In the second session, she was just not as fun as the first one, but it was still a very good above average session at an AMP. Maybe she had an off day? Anyway, I thought that she was very attractive, and I look forward to seeing her again.

Has anyone been to Body Temple lately and know who the current provider is? The last time I went there, Yung was working, and I had a very good session with her. I have been hoping to see Cici again, but am not sure if she has come back.

[QUOTE=BeaverHunter5;5590085]I had an excellent visit with Linda at MS last night. I've seen her a couple times before and always top notch service. I lay out $1. 6 and never had an issue. She performed like a champ moaning the entire time. She gives an excellent 69 allowing me to enjoy some nice long dessert on her sweet little spot. I absolutely love munching away on it. For being probably one of the younger and hottest providers in the area she's really laid back and cool and a total sweetheart.[/QUOTE]Per your recommendation I called MS on Ulmerton across from Uncle LEO's Clubhouse. Asked who is working today, she named Linda and Angela but when I showed up only some chubby old broad probably the Mommason took me back. I asked for Linda. She say ok NP paid 1 hr house fee goes away as expected and she shows back up, so it was apparent we were the only 2 in the building. I said No I want Linda or Angela, ah ah oh they no here, I give good massage. Asked about return policy. No dice so figured might as well get my monies worth and left after 30 minutes because it was a terrible massage. So I guess Rookie mistake, maybe should have insisted on seeing either 1 1st before forking over house fee. Never been duped like that, a bait & switch after my oh about 10th session ever. Is that a normal thing to watch out for? Thanks be Safe!

[QUOTE=BJHunter727;5596465]Per your recommendation I called MS on Ulmerton across from Uncle LEO's Clubhouse. Asked who is working today, she named Linda and Angela but when I showed up only some chubby old broad probably the Mommason took me back. I asked for Linda. She say ok NP paid 1 hr house fee goes away as expected and she shows back up, so it was apparent we were the only 2 in the building. I said No I want Linda or Angela, ah ah oh they no here, I give good massage. Asked about return policy. No dice so figured might as well get my monies worth and left after 30 minutes because it was a terrible massage. So I guess Rookie mistake, maybe should have insisted on seeing either 1 1st before forking over house fee. Never been duped like that, a bait & switch after my oh about 10th session ever. Is that a normal thing to watch out for? Thanks be Safe![/QUOTE]Are you talking about massage spot near 19 and Ulmerton or Missouri and Ulmerton.

[QUOTE=Stone4;5596508]Are you talking about massage spot near 19 and Ulmerton or Missouri and Ulmerton.[/QUOTE]From the member's description, it sounds like he is talking about the AMP on the west side of Missouri across from the PCSO at 10750 Ulmerton Road?

[QUOTE=Call234;5596519]From the member's description, it sounds like he is talking about the AMP on the west side of Missouri across from the PCSO at 10750 Ulmerton Road?[/QUOTE]Ugh, what a space cadet I am. I was at the wrong spot. Ok well I apologize for reviewing the wrong place. Funny thing is I had to drive past MS to get to that shit hole. So they didn't fuck me, I fucked me, with no lube either. I thought there was a little blood in my stool this morning smh LOL. Anyway yes Cal that was the place across from Uncle LEO's Clubhouse. Not to mention the fact the location should be enough to make you steer clear of the place but it also sux. Regular shower stall also LOL. Well cheap lesson learned and now if you guys didn't already know before my post, don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=BJHunter727;5596609]Ugh, what a space cadet I am. I was at the wrong spot. Ok well I apologize for reviewing the wrong place. Funny thing is I had to drive past MS to get to that shit hole. So they didn't fuck me, I fucked me, with no lube either. I thought there was a little blood in my stool this morning smh LOL. Anyway yes Cal that was the place across from Uncle LEO's Clubhouse. Not to mention the fact the location should be enough to make you steer clear of the place but it also sux. Regular shower stall also LOL. Well cheap lesson learned and now if you guys didn't already know before my post, don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]That place has always sucked. Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=SlackAction;5596863]That place has always sucked. Better luck next time.[/QUOTE]So after my shitty experience at whatever its called on Monday, I still had steam to blow off, so went to the Hard Rock, had a great time and walked out $300 richer. So I figured destiny awaits! Tuesday, no appointment, just show up to the actual MS and found Linda. Let's just say all is right with the world again! All Standard donations for about as close to perfection of a body that I'll probably ever get to enjoy.

Went to see Mindy. She has size C implants that do not appear natural at all. In her 40's. Plain looking Chinese woman. Couldn't make any conversation due to her poor English skills. Decided to call it an evening halfway through a lackluster massage. Guess my expectations were too high- big difference in Ds and Cs on little Asian women!

[QUOTE=HottaMales;5590595]I remember reading a post about her a while back that she allowed the backdoor so I decided to try my luck. LuLu has me spoiled on the backdoor. She is defiantly pretty with a large size D's as described. I read she has a breath issue and I verified right up front that's not the case. If it was bad I would have left immediately.

Paid the house fee and had a good table shower with a nice teaser BBBJ to begin with. In the room she did a good strong massage almost to the chop chop style but in a good way. She is very playful and friendly. More BBBJ followed and then some 69. Certainly nice and fresh which is my standard for 69. I decided to test the water and tried FIA which was allowed. We got into doggie for a while and my finger was all the way in that A hole the entire time which leads me to believe its available. I actually pushed the doggie so hard I ended up cuming to quick to give the backdoor a try but it is on my list for next week. She was happy with the $160 and gave me a big hug as I left. Nice and friendly girl with a large set.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LillHo;5599754]Went to see Mindy. She has size C implants that do not appear natural at all. In her 40's. Plain looking Chinese woman. Couldn't make any conversation due to her poor English skills. Decided to call it an evening halfway through a lackluster massage. Guess my expectations were too high- big difference in Ds and Cs on little Asian women![/QUOTE]I agree. She is very average looking. To me the attraction was the BBBJ and her ass in k-9. Tits were ok and she has a chubby midsection. Not super sexy.

Man. Is it too much to ask for a gal with good personal hygiene, takes care of her physical appearance, and has actual big natural tits and a nice round butt that looks great K-9? Does this unicorn exist?

[QUOTE=YoungFlDude999;5600011]Man. Is it too much to ask for a gal with good personal hygiene, takes care of her physical appearance, and has actual big natural tits and a nice round butt that looks great K-9? Does this unicorn exist?[/QUOTE]Sure doesn't seem like it around here.

[QUOTE=DiveMasterStl;5600606]Sure doesn't seem like it around here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YoungFlDude999;5600011]Man. Is it too much to ask for a gal with good personal hygiene, takes care of her physical appearance, and has actual big natural tits and a nice round butt that looks great K-9? Does this unicorn exist?[/QUOTE]Check out Tampa review boards for Han River. There's a girl there that is worth the drive. I run into her a bit at the gym so I am not comfortable going there incase she connects the two, I saw her twice though and she still gets amazing reviews. Lulu or Lola or something.