Massage Parlor Reports

Greetings. I'm relatively new to the hobby and not a senior, but have TOFTT on occasion and posted enough reviews to hopefully show that I'm legit. I'm visiting Kissimmee soon and have RTFF, but am conflicted. Ideally looking for a good massage with UTC roaming and standard finish. Like most of us, I prefer not to negotatiate. I do understand the local rates. Was leaning towards AGG, but some recent reviews have me unsure. Since time will be limited, needs to be pretty close to tourist attractions. I don't care how visible parking is, since I'm from out of town. PMs are welcome, though other visitors may appreciate the advice I'm seeking. Thanks.

I'm looking to find a nice massage for my hubby as a birthday surprise during our visit. Can anyone recommend a clean, decently priced parlor? Especially looking for something newbie friendly that gives good HE and possibly CIM.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=BigJim959;1813285]Greetings. I'm relatively new to the hobby and not a senior, but have TOFTT on occasion and posted enough reviews to hopefully show that I'm legit. I'm visiting Kissimmee soon and have RTFF, but am conflicted. Ideally looking for a good massage with UTC roaming and standard finish. Like most of us, I prefer not to negotatiate. I do understand the local rates. Was leaning towards AGG, but some recent reviews have me unsure. Since time will be limited, needs to be pretty close to tourist attractions. I don't care how visible parking is, since I'm from out of town. PMs are welcome, though other visitors may appreciate the advice I'm seeking. Thanks.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of places to choose from in Kissimmee. Agg would be a good choice. If you don't like what you see go to the next one. Make sure you ask to see who is giving the massage, otherwise they could stick you with some old hag. Always tell them you've been there before maybe six months, maybe a year, you think her name was Coco or Mimi you can't really remember.

Enjoy your visit.

[QUOTE=Cuckquean Wife; 1813369]I'm looking to find a nice massage for my hubby as a birthday surprise during our visit. Can anyone recommend a clean, decently priced parlor? Especially looking for something newbie friendly that gives good HE and possibly CIM.

Thanks![/QUOTE]See post 10566

[QUOTE=Cuckquean Wife; 1813369]I'm looking to find a nice massage for my hubby as a birthday surprise during our visit. Can anyone recommend a clean, decently priced parlor? Especially looking for something newbie friendly that gives good HE and possibly CIM.

Thanks![/QUOTE]In Altamonte springs. $80 for 1 hour, $40 is HE. Would you consider getting divorced and marrying me?

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[QUOTE=Sillyolman;1813800]In Altamonte springs. $80 for 1 hour, $40 is HE. Would you consider getting divorced and marrying me?[/QUOTE]Fireworks in another magic kingdom.

Visited Park Ave for the second time and for the second time, they tried to charge the hour rate for 1/2 hour. I quickly rectified the error. I was given Patricia. A sizzling hot Latina in her mid 20's. Their door fee is 120 / hr and 70 / half. 100 extra for full nude with full roaming. She encouraged me to use oil on her. Great experience, but very pricey IMHO. I did see the other options that were available and was thrilled I got Patricia. I would have been bummed to get the others. I might repeat, but like the odds at Luxsa better.

WOF

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun; 1813940]Visited Park Ave for the second time and for the second time, they tried to charge the hour rate for 1/2 hour. I quickly rectified the error. I was given Patricia. A sizzling hot Latina in her mid 20's. Their door fee is 120 / hr and 70 / half. 100 extra for full nude with full roaming. She encouraged me to use oil on her. Great experience, but very pricey IMHO. I did see the other options that were available and was thrilled I got Patricia. I would have been bummed to get the others. I might repeat, but like the odds at Luxsa better.

WOF[/QUOTE]For that price, you would have had a good selection of escorts and got laid.

Two reports in one since I've been lazy. Both at IHOP. I had a very strange dream that I went to IHOP and visited with Lynette. Older, chubby, IHOP Waitress, left the carrots on the table and laid down. She came back in the room and and was very talkative. She talks a lot! She also gives a very strong massage, I did not enjoy it that much. During the flip she rubbed past the strawberrys a few times but I got no indication that it was anything. Then suddenly she just goes to work on the berries. Standard in my opinion. Next in my other dream I visited Tina at IHOP 40's blonde, skinny, small top but very nice. Good massage, not great and she was nice. On the flip she asked me if there was any other areas I needed work on? I pointed to the berries and she said that's not good enough. Put my hand on it. So I put her hand on the berry patch and she went to work. Standard again but does the job. Tip was 40 bald eagles.

[quote/] Originally Posted by Cuckquean Wife [View Original Post]

I'm looking to find a nice massage for my hubby as a birthday surprise during our visit. Can anyone recommend a clean, decently priced parlor? Especially looking for something newbie friendly that gives good HE and possibly CIM.

Thanks!

[quote/]I don't want to marry you but why waste the time while hubby is getting his massage, we could slip away and make your day a happy birthday as well, I'll fix him up with everything you want for him and I'll make sure it's more than an hour, guaranteed. I see by your handle that this would not be outside your previous experiences, so lets do it! Pm me I'll make sure this is the best Birthday you and your husband ever had!

VS

I don't post on here often, I usually sit back and get good info for my occasional mongering. Plus most of my dreams seem to be of drifters that never stick around. Luxsa caught my eye because of the reports and they offer a specific type of massage technique I was looking to try. I pm'd Natasha and she was very polite and professional which I find to be a rare trait in this hobby. She was extremly helpful in making this experince easy to set up and top notch in every aspect.

I dreamn't that I arrived at a office complex with blacked out windows and a door buzzer. I was greeted by Lola, a curvy 5' Latina from New York. She has a great attitude and very easy to get along with. There was absolutley no mention of roses as I have seen previously reported. I'm not one to get into details but when I awoke from my dream I was a happy man. I will definitely have to remember to dream of this place again and excited to see what other beauties may await.

Any of the brothers try New Moon Massage on US27 in Clermont. Please post or pm, or I'll TOFTT soon and report.

Across from the hess. Next to walgreens? Seen it. Not tried yet but on my list to. If you do let me know!

WBB.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1816049]Any of the brothers try New Moon Massage on US27 in Clermont. Please post or pm, or I'll TOFTT soon and report.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1816049]Any of the brothers try New Moon Massage on US27 in Clermont. Please post or pm, or I'll TOFTT soon and report.[/QUOTE]I stopped in to see what the talent looked like. She said they give a good legitimate massage. 80 / hour.

I had seen a couple of reports that said no extras were available. I figured if the girl was cute I would take a chance. I didn't see anything that looked worthwhile so I didn't partake. Big head won one!