Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JediNY;6485908]The SL 90-minute rate is a Total Rip-Off. The additional 30-minute is totally unacceptable moronic calculation. Even money-grabbing PPC does not use this calculation. For example, Erin is $400 hour, $260 half-hour. Her 90-minute rate is not $660. Her 90-minute rate is $600, that is 1. 5 times her hourly rate. SL can probably get away with it since Apple is booked solid.[/QUOTE]Agreed. At least he said he got 1 hr45 m out of it. And probably those digits too.

They should knock off a $20, at least, for 2+ hour sessions LOL. Especially with their shower situation.

[QUOTE=ShyNerdX;6485678]Oh she loved me today, that's for sure. Posted in wrong thread hence the shout to to PB haha. But it was for 1:45 actually[/QUOTE]That sounds like she loved you for 1:30. Excuse me 1:45. Does she not love you anymore? LOL.

[QUOTE=ConcreteJungle;6477210]Made an appt to see lucy, she is TINY. Really cute with nice man made C's, she is even cuter with her hair down. Very very thorough TS and CIM, back to the room, worked magic with her mouth again, went through a number of positions and she can take an absolute pounding, bounced up and down on my like an absolute jackhammer. Back to BBBJ and CIM. I never repeat here but I might.[/QUOTE]I have seen her at another place about 6-7 times. Great girl, great kisser too.

Go ahead, go see her again!

[QUOTE=ShyNerdX;6485678]Oh she loved me today, that's for sure. Posted in wrong thread hence the shout to to PB haha. But it was for 1:45 actually[/QUOTE]So when is your date outside without any money being exchanged?

[QUOTE=JediNY;6485908]The SL 90-minute rate is a Total Rip-Off. The additional 30-minute is totally unacceptable moronic calculation. Even money-grabbing PPC does not use this calculation. For example, Erin is $400 hour, $260 half-hour. Her 90-minute rate is not $660. Her 90-minute rate is $600, that is 1. 5 times her hourly rate. SL can probably get away with it since Apple is booked solid.[/QUOTE]It pays to have all the facts first.

I've been meaning to write this review this was from about 3 weeks ago. I text nyaf ahead this my first time here been to ddy, city, SL and a few other smaller name ones. Great experience. I asked ahead of time for whichever girl has biggest tits when I got there I was greeted by a small petite thing in tights and heels shit she got my dick hard just walking in with her. In the room I'm bought 3 options a Spanish girl nice fat ass her tits were decent but looked like a fake body not that into that, one other Asian girl I believe ut was yumy she was alright tits not that big and then the 3rd girl I don't kno if I got her name right bc I don't see her on the website. But I could of sworn she was introduced as peach. Nice big naturals Dds cute petite body ass was nice in a little white dress looking sexy as fuck as soon as I chose her she jump into my arms grabbed my cock and basically said thank you she knows no English. She leave the room with the donation. Comes back she takes me to shower. I only got the half 2. 4 so we did a standing shower just to get me cleaned up being that this was after work (construction) and after the bar LOL. Get some nice strokes and some slobbering head once I was cleaned up towel on back to the room we go. Straight to the action I spread my legs she starts giving me a nice sloppy bbj make her suck my nuts and she gives a nice rim. Lots of tongue action. I then tell her to oil me up and slap her tits on me for a nice boobj. Such a beautiful scene I was loving it almost blew all over her nice natural tits. I then tell her her the strap she slides it on I start killing it missionary right when I was about to blow I jump off tell her take the strap off get on your knees she does and started BBBJ more stroking I turn around some more rims while she milks me real good. I then stop her right as I'm about to nut tell her to get another strap she does I make her ride me she starts bouncing on me like crazy she was horny as fuck she's young in the face too has to be like no older then 28. I flip her over put her in doggy she takes the back shots for a little but I start breaking her back up too much she couldn't take it. I felt I was about to nut took the strap off she put more oil on me nice titty job to finish me off I busy right in between her melons goodness that was amazing. No time to shower that lasted till the last Minute got every seconds worth lmao. She still does a pretty good job of cleaning me up she helps me gets dress and I head out on the way out I see a slutty naked Asian girl don't know her name I think it was cherry she told me come see her next grabs my cock. The nice Petite one from the beginning tells me come back tomorrow slaps me on the ass on the way out the door. Idk if that was her name sorry fellas maybe someone can confirm.

Also I'm in hunt of all big natural titty providers. And also the sloppiest BBBJ in the city. Please point me in the right direction of those 2 things.

Thinking about trying Vicky from nyaf soon are her tits real?

[QUOTE=GiftsOfGreen;6486235]Agreed. At least he said he got 1 hr45 m out of it. And probably those digits too.

They should knock off a $20, at least, for 2+ hour sessions LOL. Especially with their shower situation.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JediNY;6485908]The SL 90-minute rate is a Total Rip-Off. The additional 30-minute is totally unacceptable moronic calculation. Even money-grabbing PPC does not use this calculation. For example, Erin is $400 hour, $260 half-hour. Her 90-minute rate is not $660. Her 90-minute rate is $600, that is 1. 5 times her hourly rate. SL can probably get away with it since Apple is booked solid.[/QUOTE]TBH I didn't mind, I knew what I was doing and what I was getting myself into. Most veterans here know I'm a regular at SL / DDY. I actually prefer they would not give me a discount to avoid any guilt trips into pushing their girls that aren't popular and looking like a shill. I have my street cred amongst the community here I need to uphold!

Quick review, I'm heading out:

A tale of two cities (you are probably smart if you get this reference and well read).

Eri - 30 minutes, very thick tall girl. Not fat, just THICK. Very nice, DFK, BBBJ, multiple positions, PSE on the menu. Like I said, very nice but just not my type. I like a spinner, which she is definitely not. I would recommend for those of you who like their ladies meaty. Decent English. Translator probably not needed.

Kira - 30 minutes, super cute spinner, just my type. Could use braces but I always find teeth that are off to be very cute. Very youthful and inexperienced, which I like sometimes (variety is good). DFK, BBBJ (light), multiple positions, PSE on the menu. I like the inexperience but they left this girl to the wolves (that's you guys, I guess that's actually us). She needs some shower teaching (I tried), towel on the bed, and other things. She is also super tiny and tight. I will put out a plea to treat her nice and be gentle or she will be gone in no time. I am slightly above average and she was struggling but she was nice and tried to please. She also wore a cute cheerleader like skirt / outfit upon greeting and put on the skirt at my request during. I would definitely repeat if she sticks around. I wanted to take her home in my pocket. Translator definitely needed. She's knows very little English but it's cute.

[QUOTE=JSmith10;6486606]
A tale of two cities (you are probably smart if you get this reference and well read).
[/QUOTE]"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". Please let me reintroduce myself; I am the Drunken Gentleman Scholar Monger Pussy Aficionado Kid.

[QUOTE=GenghisDong;6486405]So when is your date outside without any money being exchanged?

It pays to have all the facts first.[/QUOTE]My bad. Forgot SN was trying to impress the girl. Love is also blind LOL.

[QUOTE=JSmith10;6486606]Kira - 30 minutes, super cute spinner, just my type. Could use braces but I always find teeth that are off to be very cute. Very youthful and inexperienced, which I like sometimes (variety is good). DFK, BBBJ (light), multiple positions, PSE on the menu. I like the inexperience but they left this girl to the wolves (that's you guys, I guess that's actually us). She needs some shower teaching (I tried), towel on the bed, and other things. She is also super tiny and tight. I will put out a plea to treat her nice and be gentle or she will be gone in no time. I am slightly above average and she was struggling but she was nice and tried to please. She also wore a cute cheerleader like skirt / outfit upon greeting and put on the skirt at my request during. I would definitely repeat if she sticks around. I wanted to take her home in my pocket. Translator definitely needed. She's knows very little English but it's cute.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Kira is sounding worth a visit to me. I like spinner, yup. Youthful and inexperienced I enjoy as well. Cutie with some Yaeba teeth, nice nice. Tiny and tight, very good. There just seems to be one important detail missing: does she have J-Bush?

God damn it JSmith10. You are a founding member of #RespectTheBush. This is critical information. I expect better from your reviews! LOL.

[QUOTE=BigsLongDaddy;6486514]Also I'm in hunt of all big natural titty providers. [/QUOTE]My guy, you got to see Anan at DDY. She's got some god-made natural milkers. Had a great time seeing her a while back.

There's also the new girl Eunice at Shangrila I've been meaning to see. Site and pics show her having huge tits but haven't seen reviews on her yet.

[QUOTE=JavLuvr;6486836]Thanks for the review. Kira is sounding worth a visit to me. I like spinner, yup. Youthful and inexperienced I enjoy as well. Cutie with some Yaeba teeth, nice nice. Tiny and tight, very good. There just seems to be one important detail missing: does she have J-Bush?

God damn it JSmith10. You are a founding member of #RespectTheBush. This is critical information. I expect better from your reviews! LOL.[/QUOTE]You are correct. I missed this important detail. Not really Bush. Just a slight patch but almost nothing. The other thick chick was cleanly shaved.

[QUOTE=DrunkenKid;6486660]"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". Please let me reintroduce myself; I am the Drunken Gentleman Scholar Monger Pussy Aficionado Kid.[/QUOTE]Yep, exactly what I meant. Nice job.

[QUOTE=FireBoy769;6486871]My guy, you got to see Anan at DDY. She's got some god-made natural milkers. Had a great time seeing her a while back.

There's also the new girl Eunice at Shangrila I've been meaning to see. Web site and pics show her having huge tits but haven't seen reviews on her yet.[/QUOTE]Met Eunice and talked with her briefly in the hallway during my visit to SL Thursday for an appointment with Alyssa. Eunice definitely has a large set, relatively tall, medium build and very pale skin, face just ok but very polite.

She was not on Friday's schedule, not sure why. She may not have had many customers during her short stay there, Alyssa told me that Thursday was very quiet except for Apple who was fully booked all day.

I also met and said hello to Andrea, who looks great, she looked nothing like her photos which are absolutely terrible (they make her look much bigger and less feminine than she really is). I can't believe that SL posted those photos as it would only take 3 minutes to snap some shots inside the spa and post them instead.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;6487046]Met Eunice and talked with her briefly in the hallway during my visit to SL Thursday for an appointment with Alyssa. Eunice definitely has a large set, relatively tall, medium build and very pale skin, face just ok but very polite.

She was not on Friday's schedule, not sure why. She may not have had many customers during her short stay there, Alyssa told me that Thursday was very quiet except for Apple who was fully booked all day.[/QUOTE]Damn, I got to be sure to see her soon then before she potentially goes away. Dunno why she wouldn't have people lining up to see her (apart from being new). Guess people aren't as appreciative of large racks like I am.