Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PotShot;2042556]I've cruised that place a well as some others in the area that claim to be open late just to find them closed since I get off work late. Sounds like I didn't miss out on anything there. Thanks for the report.

FYI fake butts are scary. Some of these chicks do stupid shit like go to what they call pumping parties. Basically a party where some quack injects their asses full of industrial grade silicon from Home Depot or shit like Fix-A-Flat. I had a regular provider that did that and she just looked nasty afterward, her ass felt like it was full of Styrofoam and I stopped seeing her. I figure anyone willing to abuse their body like that is likely to be a walking disease bag to boot. An ass disproportionally large compared to the rest of a woman's body to me is a turn off anyway.[/QUOTE]Yeah, no problem. That night I couldn't think I just felt venturous and decided to hit this spot since it claimed to be open late.

I know what you mean, I saw this video on Youtube from Vice that showed the whole consequences of underground butt implants. I mean I wonder if these ladies have any idea what happens to them in the long run. On the real though nice, big, squishy butts are like gold to me, too bad they are hard to come by.

Hey guys, I'm headed your way. I see that there is a place near where I'll be that says 'the gate is full of Ivy' and it's off fern leaf. It looks good on paper.

Does anyone have any input or other recommendations near the Newport Beach Country Club? PM me if you would. I am looking to shale the east coast winter blues with a real AMP, latino or CA Barbie.

Thanks.

P.S.- I'll post my findings.

TOFTT at a new place off Irvine Blvd. $35 hhr got Cindy. She says she usually works in Dana Point. Older MILF. With an incredible set of bolt on's. Allowed roaming and had the nicest nipples that sheet me suck on and talked dirty. Gave a good firm massage which I needed as well! Left feeling very relaxed and happy. Will repeat, standard tip and didn't even count or look at it.

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[QUOTE=Aceman2000;2044465]TOFTT at a new place off Irvine Blvd. $35 hhr got Cindy. She says she usually works in Dana Point. Older MILF. With an incredible set of bolt on's. Allowed roaming and had the nicest nipples that sheet me suck on and talked dirty. Gave a good firm massage which I needed as well! Left feeling very relaxed and happy. Will repeat, standard tip and didn't even count or look at it.[/QUOTE]I agree, this place gives good massage and HJ. Been there 3 times. Good good massage all three and handy twice. I don't think more is available but not postive.

I saw they were advertising on BP in San Fernando? Told them them might want to try OC area. They are not good enough to bring people from 60 miles away.

[QUOTE=Citadel;2044351]Hey guys, I'm headed your way. I see that there is a place near where I'll be that says 'the gate is full of Ivy' and it's off fern leaf. It looks good on paper.

Does anyone have any input or other recommendations near the Newport Beach Country Club? PM me if you would. I am looking to shale the east coast winter blues with a real AMP, latino or CA Barbie.

Thanks.

P.S.- I'll post my findings.[/QUOTE]If you're posting about the secret garden in cdm, see my post on 3/14 from their sister spa in Laguna Hills. Of course YMMV.

Cs.

[QUOTE=CantStop;2045285]If you're posting about the secret garden in cdm, see my post on 3/14 from their sister spa in Laguna Hills. Of course YMMV.

Cs.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I'm not sure of where I speaking of exactly since I don't know the area. Just was mapping areas near Fashion Place. If the expectation is what you posted, then I may order room service.

[QUOTE=BeachDog;2042406]I've worked in Stanton area for 15 years. Lots of local nooners. Now that I am retired, I will share this past year. I never get names to protect the good ones. First, always good FS, Holiday by far. If your paying more than .5 hhr and $ FS tip you got a ROB. Worst FS tie. Bedazzled and G4 on Brookhurst / Katella. First wants you in and out in 10 minutes, second heavy upsale and bad attitude. Where to avoid at all costs. GG Blvd behind 76 gas (up and down). Beach / Cerritos by TJs (all 4). More to come if this posts.[/QUOTE]If you have strong opinions based on a good amount of personal experience, please do lay them out. You're crossing out 7-8 spots here. These places advertise heavily and in a way that will really suck in the unwary so lead us to the bullshit.

I have been to CPA and it was sub-standard session for me but I think many MP guys would be OK with it because the girl was young and cute and she got it all done. She was even nice enough but she was completely disengaged. I'm sure she thought she did what she was supposed to do. Dudes don't need more than robot service from pretty girls, right? And who knows, maybe they have a couple of others who you can connect with and have more fun.

I have a good recommendation from a good source on one of the places in the massage mall on Beach though I've seen bad reviews too. Walked into another door in that mall too and saw a couple of nice young Viets ready to go but I was on a specific mission and they weren't it. So why "avoid at all costs"? Are your issues at these spots high $$ expectations and robotic service or is there something more we should know?

Yesterday I was thinking about reuniting with Eda at her new location in Anaheim but the drive is just too far out of my way while going to work. So I went back to see Sophie formerly from the Relax Zone again. Like Eda, she does an excellent massage with an ass rub and release. She was training a new girl and I was OK with her trainee watching and participating. Nothing spectacular there as far as youth and hotties go. No FS or BJs that I know of, PG rated roaming seems OK although I've been getting a little more mileage each visit. 3 Viet MILFs all easy on the eyes but not Barbies by any stretch. I'd do Sophie in a heartbeat though if she would let me. She has a nice body and a fun woman to flirt with. They do need business though. Sophie may have bitten off more than she can chew taking over that place. According to her I was the only customer she has had in 4 days. I'd hate to see the place go under since it is convenient to me and reliable. So rub and tug seekers in Central Orange County I'd say hit them up otherwise they are likely to be gone. 40/40 for the half or 60/40 for the hour. For me I love the massage so I usually do the hour.

Happy Hoin!

I am reminded of a key phrases. "your mileage may very" Providers have different comfort levels with different customers. I'm a chubby old dockers and golf shirt guy. Clean and clean shaven. I remember the days not too long ago that FS from a non SW was $ So, todays prices are a bargain, considering the cleanness and safety of today's MPs. Forums like this do a great service. I am a little ADD with MPs. My thrill is sampling different places, looking for that hidden gem. Funny you mentioned CPA. Did they ask if you wanted boy? I got older lady who did bad massage and started at 100 for HE and told me to stop wasting her time. Cerritos square. Yellow sigh was beautiful girl, bad massage and average HE but expensive. I was glad to pay because she was so beautiful and charming. However, given everything that is out there, not worth the cost. PR, better than average girl but hard upsale. Across the way, just dull (owner has another shop on Katella). Have not been to red rose that just opened. I know the talent pool is weak, Rest and place next door again mechanical with little or no play. To the ho-hum list you can add home depot parking lot. The sexy ad was very misleading. A HE gem is at dale / Cerritos. Two trips. Two different girls, a morning and a after dinner. Both beautiful girls, good light massage and nice HE for standard rate. I did hour and shower. Last note for today. Tried to TOFTT at Twila Ried. No girl working. First time that has happened to me.

[QUOTE=BeachDog;2045679]I am reminded of a key phrases. "your mileage may very" Providers have different comfort levels with different customers.......[/QUOTE]Thanks beach dog. The scene near Beach Blvd can certainly be a YMMV situation based on many factors. There are a lot of storefronts in a small geographic area. You'd think that would improve service, but sometimes theres too much turnover of staff and less incentive to build clientele with good solid service and value. But I'd say I am glad such a strip exists in oc. We are lucky to have choices. I've had good sessions at the place next to tattoo shop on SE corner of Beach & Cerritos, think its called Sweet Massage. They actually do a real massage with some decent skill in the beginning of the session. The provider who worked me had a lot of intersting ink as well, but she was real quiet and sweet lady. Fern Street has 5 massage places in the same run down building; upstairs is a bit stressful for me and there is loud music drifting in from the Restaurant downstairs. Had a good session once at Massage Avenue, the gal had good hands and took time and effort. My favorite place lately though, is further north on Ball Road. Melody Spa has really attractive girls and they were playful and friendly with me at least. They had good communication skills and laughed at my lame jokes, which makes things easier.

[QUOTE=Lerrena;2040989]He did say in the title of his post. It's la Palma.

Often we don't call places by their true name but give them nicknames. Auto center, Alton, Limonite, etc. Some places are easier to figure out like lfbc, but if you don't keep up, you'll get lost, as you already know.[/QUOTE]I think he is asking because there were a couple of recent (in March) posts singing praises of yuna who is in La palma. One of those was his own post! So is she back. Very likely, but she works specific days per msan.

Had a question on the PM. Is this with some lube and are there precautions you need to take about rest room visit before etc.? Any hints before I take the ride? Tia.

[QUOTE=PnCool01;2046504]I think he is asking because there were a couple of recent (in March) posts singing praises of yuna who is in La palma. One of those was his own post! So is she back. Very likely, but she works specific days per msan.

Had a question on the PM. Is this with some lube and are there precautions you need to take about rest room visit before etc.? Any hints before I take the ride? Tia.[/QUOTE]In the word's of one of my favorite PM providers, "get Fleet clean before you visit". No need to gross the ladies out with obstructions in the canal.

I went there.4th floor. Err is YUNA like CHUNKY BIG?

Or did I get the Switcharoo.There were 3 girls there.

Mina, YuYu and the gal I got was supposed to be YUNA.

Man her massage skills are just okay.

I think I got ripped and she totally went to town on the HJ. I was RELAX and she started pressing on my stomach as she was doing it, like for leverage or some shit.

Gawdd...okay that's my report!

If anyone knows where Le Le from HH in CM went I'd appreciate a shout. She was the closest experience to back home in PVD that I found yet out here in Cali. Great massage, lots of play pre-flip and a very nice finish. Very pretty Viet woman. There was also a Lisa there who was almost as nice. She has moved on too, sigh.

TIA.

ND.