Massage Parlor Reports

Just getting back into the hobby after finally getting divorced.

Went to Blossom in Addison last week. Had a very good kgirl experience and plan to go back later this week. Looks like this is a newer shop as I haven't seen any reviews on it yet.

Just stopped in ozone and saw Carly after I was told me on the phone they had a heap of new talent (tbd if that is true). I hadn't seen any reviews on this one so figured I'd share.

Carly was an early 30's young spinner Thai with some A / B cups. Maybe 5'5 and very pretty and excellent English. Much more than I expected walking in so I went for it. I think I suck at negotiating so probably overpaid but. 6 door fee. Nice teasing massage w / some good pressure and gets on the table to use her weight for the massage. On flip she lays out the menu. Greek $$, BBBJ was $, and HJ. 5. First time here so stuck w / just HJ which had some solid technique and wasn't rushed. No MT at this tier which was disappointing. Was wondering if others could elaborate on if the other upgrades are worth the coin since this was my 1st time here and have nothing to compare it to.

[QUOTE=UncannyKink;6163168] (I use IOS and know CLM's credit card machine runs Android).[/QUOTE]I strongly suspect that that piece of information is not relevant. Someone could just have written down your card information and stolen it to use on their android phone. They're not ordering game cards via the company credit card machine.

Report it and get a new card. Stay safe.

Mahagony (from Spa Paris) is the owner so I text her for their prices. She gave me 30 min for 0. 6 and one hour for 0. 9. Now, once before she had told me that she would do the dollar a minute Monday like Spa Paris use to have. This time, she doesn't want to do it but that's ok. I ask if this is the bikini rate? She says yes. So, I make the appointment.

She text me a little later to confirm the appointment time and to ask again how long that I wanted. Told her 30 min because I wanted to check out her service on my first visit, but I would do longer if she gave me the Spa Paris Monday prices. Mahagony then stated that I could have the Spa Paris Monday rate but the minimum time was 60 minutes. I agreed.

I get to the location and ring the bell but no one comes to let me in. Then my phone rings, its Mahagony. She tells me that her therapist doesn't want to do the dollar a minute rate so we need to go back to the original rate and that she will take care of me another time. I say ok so she gives me the code to get in.

Harlem, a dusty medium size ebony therapist meets me in the hall and tells me to wash my hands. She should have gone first because her hair was undone and it looked like she had just woke up. She didn't smile and her greeting was dry. Harlem looked like she didn't want to be there.

Harlem sends me to the room to get comfortable. When she came in, I noticed that she wasnt in a bikini. I asked her why and told her that Mahagony said that the 30 minute rate was for a bikini massage and I offered to show her the text. She strips down and we start.

As we know, most of the non-asian places offer more of a back rub than a real massage (Paris, Lexis, and Mahagony were the rare exceptions) so you are really paying for a different experience (ebony, bikini.). Well, Harlem started with a weak ass back rub then she gets a text. Mahagony denied agreeing to a bikini massage so Harlem starts getting dressed. I offered to show her the text and asked why she would stop in the middle of the session. Harlem then stated that Mahagony doesn't set her prices and ended the session all together.

I call Mahagony but she is so busy defending herself that she wasn't listening to what I was saying or reading what she wrote so I hang up and started texting again so I could actually get in a word or two. She calls back first and tells me to see her when my finances are right. After I shut that crap down, she states that there is nothing she can do about the past but she will make it up to me in the future. It was to late for that so I ended the conversation and went over to see Lisa at Best One.

Mahagony was good as hell at being a therapist but she has much to learn about how to run her business and how to regulate her therapist. Just because her therapist are independent contractors doesn't mean that she doesn't control of the basic structure of her business. In the end, she doesn't realize that it's her name at stake. In my book, this place is a forever no go.

[QUOTE=XNaughtyCal;6165031]On flip she lays out the menu. Greek $$, BBBJ was $, and HJ. 5.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a good deal. I was there a few months ago and they claimed to have a regular rotation of new girls. They tried to push a lanky individual of questionable looks and gender on me, but Lucky agreed to see me when I started walking out the door. Had to pay her $200 for FS and an extra $20 to lick my balls, so not a compelling value.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6165437]Sounds like a good deal. I was there a few months ago and they claimed to have a regular rotation of new girls. They tried to push a lanky individual of questionable looks and gender on me, but Lucky agreed to see me when I started walking out the door. Had to pay her $200 for FS and an extra $20 to lick my balls, so not a compelling value.[/QUOTE]Lucky or Lily?

I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

I will post this in the Skokie forum as well, as the incall is close to Lincolnwood.

Good evening to you all. Coming down from the Madison Wi area to Saint Charles area for the wife's conference. I will have some free time in that area Saturday and Sunday morning. Then I will be going to the University of Chicago by myself for a football game Saturday afternoon. I love a good AMP which there are none around here really. Just a HE. If anyone of you Bears fans can point me to a good table shower place that the sweet Asian will give me a good rimming I would really appreciate it. I have never had either. Thanks to you all again. I have been reading the Chicago boards for a few years now.

[QUOTE=MrMax4;6167299]Good evening to you all. Coming down from the Madison Wi area to Saint Charles area for the wife's conference. I will have some free time in that area Saturday and Sunday morning. Then I will be going to the University of Chicago by myself for a football game Saturday afternoon. I love a good AMP which there are none around here really. Just a HE. If anyone of you Bears fans can point me to a good table shower place that the sweet Asian will give me a good rimming I would really appreciate it. I have never had either. Thanks to you all again. I have been reading the Chicago boards for a few years now.[/QUOTE]I've lived in Hyde Park 20+ years but apparently still able to learn something new: the you of C plays football? 😅. Any of the Chinatown spas you read about hear are roughly 20 minutes from you of C. Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;5856618]I saw Margo recently for a short visit. L1 only. She's very nice as a person but not quite my type in terms of looks. Not as well toned as the pics on the site might lead you to believe. Still very nice but I probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Anyone seen Margo at Clm lately? Curious as to thoughts / comments about her. She looks really hot and Sexy in her pics. Thanks.

LMAO, you must not be much of a Hyde Parker not to know the you of C had the first ever Heisman Trophy winner, Amos Alonzo Stagg.

[QUOTE=Biliator;6167371]I've lived in Hyde Park 20+ years but apparently still able to learn something new: the you of C plays football? 😅. Any of the Chinatown spas you read about hear are roughly 20 minutes from you of C. Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Biliator;6167371]I've lived in Hyde Park 20+ years but apparently still able to learn something new: the you of C plays football?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was surprised to learn that they revived the program after Robert Maynard Hutchins famously cancelled it back in the 30's. Amos Alonzo Stagg shall rise again!

[QUOTE=UncannyKink;6163168]Heads up everyone.

I'm stopping short of making an accusation, but I'm highly suspicious that recent credit fraud on one of my credit cards is linked to CLM. I suspect it's CLM because I haven't used that card for transactions outside of CLM this year, and the fraud charges were linked to Games on the Android platform (I use IOS and know CLM's credit card machine runs Android).

Please save your opinions on "this is why I only use cash / gift cards" I'm not looking for sympathy or recommendations to avoid the situation, I'm simply sharing in case anyone else has also seen fraud on their cards.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Where is Clm I can't seem to make out the location.

Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/asian-massage-body-rub-providers/body-rubs/nuru-and-lingam-massage-specialist-25588.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6167846]Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/asian-massage-body-rub-providers/body-rubs/nuru-and-lingam-massage-specialist-25588.html[/URL][/QUOTE]It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid!

[QUOTE=MrMax4;6167299]Good evening to you all. Coming down from the Madison Wi area to Saint Charles area for the wife's conference. I will have some free time in that area Saturday and Sunday morning. Then I will be going to the University of Chicago by myself for a football game Saturday afternoon. I love a good AMP which there are none around here really. Just a HE. If anyone of you Bears fans can point me to a good table shower place that the sweet Asian will give me a good rimming I would really appreciate it. I have never had either. Thanks to you all again. I have been reading the Chicago boards for a few years now.[/QUOTE]Yes, I'd love info in an L1/ L2 with a good rimming of my asshole too.

[QUOTE=Jay117;6167929]It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid![/QUOTE]I reached out to her today, she responds sporadically. Wanted to be paid up front via zelle before giving her apt number. Gave an e-mail address for her "accountant". I'm not paying up front so I didn't get any further.

Finally have some time to check this place out.

Can anyone pm me details? Cost plus tip etc.

Thanks.

To clarify, this is far North side Chicago, close to the border of Lincolnwood.

[QUOTE=PatientX1;6165610]I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

I will post this in the Skokie forum as well, as the incall is close to Lincolnwood.[/QUOTE]This should say far north side chicago.

[QUOTE=TrickyBic53;6167811]Where is Clm I can't seem to make out the location.[/QUOTE]CLM = [URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/[/URL].

Was the UofC player who won the first Heisman. 1935. Amos Alonzo Stagg was the coach there from 1892-1935.

[QUOTE=Razorthin2011;6167501]LMAO, you must not be much of a Hyde Parker not to know the you of C had the first ever Heisman Trophy winner, Amos Alonzo Stagg.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jay117;6164650]I was just looking at her site this morning. Looks legit, but gets fairly pricey for FBSM (esp once you add the body-to-body option), so I'd be happy to hear any reports as well.

(if you search, there are some older reviews that are a mixed bag, but nothing in the last two years)[/QUOTE]She's got a few recent ones on TER.

I was introduced to new talent at Beijing. She was quite beautiful and I had an awesome time. Her name was Linda also. How many Lindas do they have? LOL. When I was there last time it was a different Linda. Anyhow here is her pic I found online.

I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=JohnLorain;6170439]I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Thanks for doing this, please post your experience in order to help us decide.

Went over to BHC yesterday for the first time in a while. I typically prefer escorts, so I know what I'm getting, but I just didn't have time or energy for the back and forth of trying to schedule with providers who don't even respond 90% of the time. I was met at the door by Natasha, a tallish (maybe 5'5-7 ish" beautiful provider, with natural, perky B cups. I asked for an hour and handed over $$, she came back and asked me to flip immediately, which was unexpected and something I was not initially happy about as I actually wanted a massage too. I didn't have the energy to argue, so I just went with it. I won't go overly into details, but she was extremely sensual, she provided every service I could have reasonably hoped for, and was either really into them or at least convincing at acting like she was. When I finished, she cleaned me up and then unexpectedly went into giving me an amazing massage! Super firm, super high quality, and post climax it was so much more relaxing than any massage I have had before. After the massage, she takes me straight to the table shower and is super thorough and again sensual. It was easily the best time I have had at BHC, and definitely one of the better experiences I've had in the hobby. I highly recommend Natasha, but see her fast before BHC's next rotation.

Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6164851]Over the course of several months I tried to hook up with her a number of times. Communication was very uneven and she couldn't seem to really read and respond to what I said in text messages. I finally gave up. On days that she advertised she would not respond to messages and then would send me something incoherent when she had not advertised in a week. I think she is probably on some sort of behavioral meds or stoned out of her mind. After I gave up it was reported on here that she is much heavier than her pics.[/QUOTE]I have seen a lot of negative reviews on Savannah as well. The ones that put me off mentioned that she has a lot of rules and can be cold in person. I also saw those reviews that said she is heavier than most of her pics. She started advertising femdom, which I would go for, but I suspect it is more so she can control the session.

Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6171221]Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.[/QUOTE]Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.

[QUOTE=CAC7137;6171370]Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she definitely got into it more than any of the other traveling girls I've seen for the first time at an AMP recently and a little younger than some of the others.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/frankfort-new-packages-available/7545065722.html[/URL]

Booked a outcall service with her and give her all details few days before including the location and room number where I stayed and she didn't show up tried to reach her several times and she didn't answer the call or text.

Anyone had similar experience with her she goes by name. Olivia.

[QUOTE=Exploradora;6161637]New here, recently moved to Chicago, really loving all the reviews here. Has anyone seen Claudia at CLM? Tryna see her today, saw Melissa and Selma in the past week and only heard good things about her from them. Apparently she's international and also has some massage training haha. Her picture looks hot af, does CLM use their actual pictures? If no one's seen her, I'll TOFTT and report back this morning.[/QUOTE]Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.

Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?

[QUOTE=JustDoIt2;6167399]Anyone seen Margo at Clm lately? Curious as to thoughts / comments about her. She looks really hot and Sexy in her pics. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've seen her. She's not as hot as her photos, but they are her photos. In her pics she looks mid to late 20's but in reality she's probably late 30's. She still looks good though. Got kind of a Monica Bellucci look to her face. But Monica when she got older. She is fun in bed, though. She really throws herself into it. Really passionate, goes all out but she's the kind of girl who has a refractory period after she cums. She basically hopped on my dick and sucked the tongue out of my mouth as soon as I came into the room the first time I met her and she hopped off as soon as she came. That was the only annoying thing about the experience.

I eventually got to finish, but it took several minutes before she was up for it again and she wasn't nearly as wet or enthusiastic the second time. Maybe if I waited longer.

I saw her a few times and it was always the same. Not sure I'll see her again.

[QUOTE=StayPuff;6171368]Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.[/QUOTE]Any more specifics in terms of her menu? Any DFK? Is L2 BBBJ? What was off from her photos?

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6167846]Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/asian-massage-body-rub-providers/body-rubs/nuru-and-lingam-massage-specialist-25588.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jay117;6167929]It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid![/QUOTE]That's almost certainly a scam. What American woman writes ads that way? It was definitely written by someone who is not a native English speaker.

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

[QUOTE=Mexidan;6172547]Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April![/QUOTE]Is April at BHC or Orange?

Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.

Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.