Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Vinlmp;3957406]I've git to find a good reason to go to Memphis. Wow smokin hot!

LV.[/QUOTE]GM has posted 2 very good reasons in the last week or so That first one had me thinking about a road trip.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3957045]I'm still above ground. This is Diamondjoy1987, from Memphis. A 31 year old MILF who has taken very good care of herself. Last Wednesday, she took very good care of me. She spits, but hell, no one is perfect.[/QUOTE]Glock is perhaps the second luckiest man alive, right after that lucky bastard A2. These dudes live like Sultans.

I feel the need for some Beale Street Blues, BBQ, and a BBBJ. I now have an exercise goal in mind: be road worthy for 2019.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3957045]I'm still above ground. This is Diamondjoy1987, from Memphis. A 31 year old MILF who has taken very good care of herself. Last Wednesday, she took very good care of me. She spits, but hell, no one is perfect.[/QUOTE]Any chance you can convince some of these Memphis beauties to tour Cincy for a week so we can sample some of that Southern hospitality??

But if the city has more than 4 who want to advertise and do it regularly, then maybe a separate category would be se appropriate.

But IAMB (It Ain't My Board) so A2 will do as he sees fit.

[QUOTE=DaytonSteve;3957468]I have seen A2 say that before. And I've also seen the Ad for vixen. I don't think TS should be excluded, not my interest but have no prob if others want to check it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProVid;3956300]So it took a spoof site to finally put a quick link on every page of the guide forums to the advertiser site. I don't know why there hasn't been a fixed link in the top nav, but there should have been and should be.

One that opens a new tab, obviously.[/QUOTE]I said the same thing when A2 first launched the new classifieds section.

Mongers are lazy. It is in our nature.

[QUOTE=CN532;3957184]Is there time when your not in the good ship lollipop.[/QUOTE]I always want to be someone else's lollipop!

[QUOTE=Glockman;3958440]I always want to be someone else's lollipop![/QUOTE]Glockman I'm still getting over that other gal dammmmm best spread thighs I have seen.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy011;3958206]Before I ever went to an AMP, this is exactly what I did. I read pages. I didn't even have clues on what to look for, or who. I just read until I saw something that sounded promising. Went to Kim's, and the rest is history.

Some aspects of this hobby takes a little effort. This is probably why my results are overall better with AMP's and the streets compared to the average.[/QUOTE]It's funny that your cynical nature doesn't override your own narcissism and delusions of grandeur.

Here's a joke:

A dude fucks a hooker and then triumphantly uses the term "The rest is history ".

[QUOTE=ProVid;3960066]It's funny that your cynical nature doesn't override your own narcissism and delusions of grandeur.

Here's a joke:

A dude fucks a hooker and then triumphantly uses the term "The rest is history ".[/QUOTE]I agree with you completely. Dude's an asshat.

I love how I'm always the bad guy. It's definitely because I score what you can't.

And apparently I found my hookers, that are being highly sought after, because I *gasp* read some pages, which literally no one else is willing to do. That guy literally said that's too much effort. And I'm the bad guy for telling it like it is. I guess we should have a good old circle-jerk. And since I'm the one doing what / who many others want to do. It is pretty triumphant, I'd say. Haha.

Remember, you old farts, I bang hookers, because I can't get a side girlfriend who's going to want to know why she can't come over, or have SHTF if someone finds out about the other. You bang hookers, either because your wife is old and has zero sex drive, or you're just old and creepy. Or both. Likely both. One day, I'll be there, maybe. Minus the creepy part.

You sound like a old mans buddy. A buddy is a dude like you that goes out and gets a blow job. Then comes back and gives his buddy one. You fit that as a buddy perfectly. Lenny6746.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy011;3962205]I love how I'm always the bad guy. It's definitely because I score what you can't.

And apparently I found my hookers, that are being highly sought after, because I *gasp* read some pages, which literally no one else is willing to do. That guy literally said that's too much effort. And I'm the bad guy for telling it like it is. I guess we should have a good old circle-jerk. And since I'm the one doing what / who many others want to do. It is pretty triumphant, I'd say. Haha.

Remember, you old farts, I bang hookers, because I can't get a side girlfriend who's going to want to know why she can't come over, or have SHTF if someone finds out about the other. You bang hookers, either because your wife is old and has zero sex drive, or you're just old and creepy. Or both. Likely both. One day, I'll be there, maybe. Minus the creepy part.[/QUOTE]You're such a legend in your little noggin. I'm feeling pretty confident I've gotten more pussy by accident than you've managed to get on purpose. And you're already pretty creepy.

No one thinks you're the bad guy because you "tell it like it is." They think you're a douche because you never really share anything. Just type up riffs of how awesome you are and when anyone asks where it happened, you want to tell them to go read. That's ass-hat behavior IMO.

"This is important because while they might only be some scumbags trying to hijack our traffic, they might also be a nationwide collection of our least favorite uncle. " A2 always reminding us there are multiple answers to everything!

[QUOTE=ThatGuy011;3962205]I love how I'm always the bad guy. It's definitely because I score what you can't.

And apparently I found my hookers, that are being highly sought after, because I *gasp* read some pages, which literally no one else is willing to do. That guy literally said that's too much effort. And I'm the bad guy for telling it like it is. I guess we should have a good old circle-jerk. And since I'm the one doing what / who many others want to do. It is pretty triumphant, I'd say. Haha.

Remember, you old farts, I bang hookers, because I can't get a side girlfriend who's going to want to know why she can't come over, or have SHTF if someone finds out about the other. You bang hookers, either because your wife is old and has zero sex drive, or you're just old and creepy. Or both. Likely both. One day, I'll be there, maybe. Minus the creepy part.[/QUOTE]Last time I heard these slurs it was Kid Kuddo, or Kid Kutter, or Kid something! I suspect sock account. WTF is wrong with just being fucking normal? Jack off in your sock and leave us the fuck alone. Go to the Aronoff if you like drama.

[QUOTE=JimJaimes;3963164]Last time I heard these slurs it was Kid Kuddo, or Kid Kutter, or Kid something! I suspect sock account. WTF is wrong with just being fucking normal? Jack off in your sock and leave us the fuck alone. Go to the Aronoff if you like drama.[/QUOTE]Yeah, yeah, guy.

Leave "us" alone? Who is us? Old guys? Fat guys?

How about, not getting mad at me for getting FS at an AMP? That's what I call not normal. At first, it had to be fake, now I'm a douche for telling people to read the board better, and they might find what they want. You know, like I did.

I'll be sure to post when I come across another AMP lady who gives it up. And you can get mad again, that I didn't tell exactly where, and who within the time frame you wanted the info.

I'm sorry, you can join the ignore list, like Bucky Rogers and you guy's other butt buddy. I mean, what do you and the others that hate, have to offer that I'll miss out on? Nothing useful, for sure.