Escort Reports

If your looking for a breath of fresh air. She's the one!

Educated. Organized. Good communications through out.

But do give at least one day notice, and be polite when you ask.

She has the goods gentlemen, and she is insatiable. Menu is pretty open.

She has zero signs of drug use and does not clock watch. She opened the door.

In a stunning blue dress hiding a beautiful matching bra and panty set. Those tits are real and they are amazing!!

BBBJ literally from a pro! She is like a blonde "Lilly" (my personal ATF Lilly. From the back page days) but there's no smoke smell. She wore awesome perfume and she is a true MILF! $$ . 5 was damage but so worth it. Guys treat this one nice. From the moment you start to.

Type the text, be nice and ask a day in advance. She's a unicorn I'm telling ya. And YMMV of course.

She's on tryst.

$600 for a hour and $200 for the extra finish. WTF? What does that even mean? Extra finish? Sounds like a car wash. Can I just opt for the "extra finish"?

Jezzz. I can see my smoking hot 27 yr old UTR 10+ times at that rate.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight2020;5914383]Found an under the radar girl from a sugar daddy site, young blond with a nice body. She's only working til she pays off her tuition, graduating in a year. She was clean and nervous for first meeting but eased up after a couple visits. Downside everything is covered and thorough screening (I'd / LinkedIN) but besides that one of the best I've seen in a long time. I asked if it was ok to share digits and she said to trust worthy people. Damage was 6 $$ for hour and extra $200 for extra finish. Only seen her a couple times but will definitely see her again while she's around. If you're looking for a new clean fun young blond pm me and I'll share. (Only outcall currently unless you cover hotel but she mentioned being available in Cincinnati / Lexington / Louisville.[/QUOTE]

Let me get this straight. Bella wants $500 and Dream Girl (UTR / STG) wants $600 an extra $200 to finish. Plus with Bella you get to go home smelling like perfume. Both want some type of I'd.

Thanks but no thanks. I'll just spank the monkey or go see Allie, Rae or the Ukrainian for a fraction and have a great time with nice, fun gals with excellent skills and all are dependable.

[QUOTE=Agent18;5917288]Let me get this straight. Bella wants $500 and Dream Girl (UTR / STG) wants $600 an extra $200 to finish. Plus with Bella you get to go home smelling like perfume. Both want some type of I'd.

Thanks but no thanks. I'll just spank the monkey or go see Allie, Rae or the Ukrainian for a fraction and have a great time with nice, fun gals with excellent skills and all are dependable.[/QUOTE]Belladonna is 250 and worth it. Sorry for the confusion.

[QUOTE=Agent18;5917288]Let me get this straight. Bella wants $500 [/QUOTE]I believe he was saying Bella is 250/ hr.

She's very well reviewed.

I found this ion the Greenville, SC board but it's really universal for every city I've been to. Enjoy!

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[QUOTE=Buet2;5917616]I found this ion the Greenville, SC board but it's really universal for every city I've been to. Enjoy!

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]Straight facts right there LOL.

[QUOTE=Buet2;5917616]I found this ion the Greenville, SC board but it's really universal for every city I've been to. Enjoy!

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat..[/QUOTE]This is hilarious and straight facts haha.

[QUOTE=RickPinto;5917273]$600 for a hour and $200 for the extra finish. WTF? What does that even mean? Extra finish? Sounds like a car wash. Can I just opt for the "extra finish"?

Jezzz. I can see my smoking hot 27 yr old UTR 10+ times at that rate.[/QUOTE]Mind sharing the love with your UTR (or DM)? Its OK if not possible but had to ask.

[QUOTE=Dreadlocked;5917645]Straight facts right there LOL.[/QUOTE]Absolutely brilliant! We have all experienced these misleading descriptions.

One omission from the list. DDF.

DDF: Drug and Disease Free (means she is a serious drug user-probably heroin).

[QUOTE=Buet2;5917616]I found this ion the Greenville, SC board but it's really universal for every city I've been to. Enjoy!

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Buet2;5917616]I found this ion the Greenville, SC board but it's really universal for every city I've been to. Enjoy!

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]That is the funniest, most accurate post I've seen on here ever.

I'm looking for a new regular in Nicholasville. Other than Kayla. Can do in or out. Any help would be appreciated.

Has anyone seen this one? She's apparently in Richmond. I can't post a link but the post is under Richmond skip the games.

[QUOTE=BeaverTales;5918796]I'm looking for a new regular in Nicholasville. Other than Kayla. Can do in or out. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I would also love to find a little honey in Nicholasville.