Actually if truth be told....
[QUOTE=Admin2;2042359]I'm insulted that you douchebags would even consider the idea that we would allow dogs to pass the portal at the Monger Mansion. We allow nothing but the finest Argentinian, Paraguayan, Colombian and Brazilian women in this house. We did have a fat chick at a stripper party once but she was ousted.
WTF.
A2.[/QUOTE]A2 started locking up the dog when the ladies came over after one of them commented on his chihuahua being hung better...
The next night one of the Colombians wanted to know if she could "have some fun with his dog" ...
The rest is history.
LOL.
We got any to replace her
[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2043931][B][i]Just bragging[/i][/B][/QUOTE]KJACK who is going to replace her?
Because I always seem to question the actual cleanliness of a provider's incall, and
because I always wonder [B]whose ass[/B] [u]was on that bed an hour ago[/u],
[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;1986458]When I leave a provider's incall, I always seem to stink of cigarettes. In the future, [b]I will take a plastic garbage bag in with me, deposit my clothes inside the bag, and put my clothes on right from the bag.[/b] This is the best idea I have had all day. All of you are welcome! I am soooooooo proud of myself to have seemingly solved a major problem in my life!
KJ.[/QUOTE]instead of a tip, I now bring with me a gift for each date: [I] a brand new 50" x 60" throw - purchased for under $5 at Walgreens.[/I] The only [B]splooge[/B] my ass is going to lie in [I]from now on[/I] will be mine!
We're there is a will there is a way
[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2045308]because I always wonder [B]whose ass[/B] [u]was on that bed an hour ago[/u],
instead of a tip, I now bring with me a gift for each date: [I] a brand new 50" x 60" throw - purchased for under $5 at Walgreens.[/I] The only [B]splooge[/B] my ass is going to lie in [I]from now on[/I] will be mine![/QUOTE]Never thought of that. I have a spray fresher in car.
Seriously not making this up
I guy posted this in a thread.
[QUOTE]If you can cast your line in a college town, that's where you'll find the hot 18-20 YO hotties, looking for spending cash. The reason I prefer college town is because college girls tend to have a higher IQ and can carry a confersation[/QUOTE]Yeah baby, I'm always on the lookout for a good confersationalist.
Seriously, I'm not smart enough to make this up.
A2.
If I were a college hottie with a high IQ
[QUOTE=Admin2;2046538]I guy posted this in a thread.
Yeah baby, I'm always on the lookout for a good confersationalist.
Seriously, I'm not smart enough to make this up.
A2.[/QUOTE]I think I would charge this guy extra for confersation.
Shout-Out to all my fellow team players:
I just wanted to say thank you, again, to all the lovely ladies that responded quickly to my reference requests this month, especially Summer, Sandy, Scarlett, Sassy, Silk, and anyone else I forgot to mention here.
Thanks for being team players and helping to keep our community safe, sane, and fun.
Molly.
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Nicole-What's There Not To Like
Greetings to my monger friends in Cincinnati. This is Nicole, a Memphis Belle who I visited yesterday. As you can see, she is drop dead gorgeous. Even better is the fact that she loves to suck my dick. What's there not to like?
No One Should Tolerate Rudeness but....
[QUOTE=LilaBella;2047309]Tobi Telford so nicely put it on another site regarding providers that have a higher consideration amount and I can completely relate to her and agree in a condensed fashion of what was stated...I couldn't have said it any better than she did:
"I am fully aware that my rates are much higher than most of the ladies in this area. I have my reasons for setting my pricing structure to what it is, and I realize that my consideration amounts do not fall in line with many gents' budgets. We all have our financial limits, and there's nothing wrong with that. But when I receive slander on public forums, PMs and text messages telling me that I'm "not worth it" and what not, I can't help but be appalled by the rudeness. I mean, what's the point in contacting someone just to tell them that what they're selling is overpriced? It's not going to change anything.
Everyone has budgets that they allocate to certain things, and that's perfectly fine. Paid companionship is a LUXURY, not a necessity. If I were selling water or air, that would be one thing (those are basic needs that should be affordable to everyone), but I'm not. My luxury is meant to be purchased with discretionary funds. It is my prerogative to set my rates at the amount with which I'm comfortable, and I should be free to do that without harassment or insults.
Whether your budget is $50 or $5,000, there are plenty of lovely ladies in the area whose rates are in line with whatever a gentleman's individual budget may be. So the solution to this perceived problem is simple: spend what you can afford and have fun doing it, but save the obnoxiousness and insults. I promise that telling me I'm overpriced is only going to waste both my time and yours, and it's just plain unkind.".
I use her statements as a prelude to explain why my rates have gone up yet again...as I'm just waiting for the new wave of PMs and texts on how I think I'm better than everyone else, and I'm not in Vegas, blah, blah, blah. Anyone that has met me knows that this is simply not the case. I am well aware of where I reside and I'm about as down to earth and sweet as it gets. My reviews more than uphold my value at my requested consideration amounts and I've certainly never twisted anyone's arm to fork it out.
However, that being said I have had the fortune in my very short time span of introducing myself to this of having offers from just a couple generous and wonderful gentlemen for ongoing arrangements. And while they are not asking for exclusivity at this time, I have decided to increase my consideration amount to limit my other bookings so that I may devote the time everyone is deserving of, myself included. I don't work a bunch, nor do I desire to, and just as you may be very selective about your providers, I too am very picky about my clientele. I want to make sure everyone's expectations are not only met, but exceeded.
If you have an appointment booked already, I will still see you at the prior consideration amount. I am so grateful to have met the amazing gents that I have and I do apologize if you now feel my increase makes it impossible to see me. I do not wish to offend or upset anyone, but we all have our reasons for doing what we do.
I'm not looking for an argument, or an ongoing back and forth, as I just wanted to announce what's happened to attempt to avoid the backlash.
Kisses!
Lila be.[/QUOTE]Sometimes it is just smarter not to poke a nest full of hornets. If you don't like hearing from those guys block'them and delete'them but don't invite them to refill your inbox. (Shakes head).
If I pay for the gas and buy you some Reds tickets.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2047347]Greetings to my monger friends in Cincinnati. This is Nicole, a Memphis Belle who I visited yesterday. As you can see, she is drop dead gorgeous. Even better is the fact that she loves to suck my dick. What's there not to like?[/QUOTE]Would you organize a convoy to bring some of those ladies thisaway? You could stop as much as you like along the way.
RB.
Let's meet we're the rubber meets the road
[QUOTE=CharmingBlake;2047695]Nicely written Lila♥.
Luv Blake xoxoxo.[/QUOTE]I gave Toby a piece of my mind and she didn't like it. I have made 6 figures and had to work 60 hrs a week and pay taxes.
Doctors don't make 100 hr. There are some exceptions. But they work 60-70 hrs. I found that most of the gals don't know what.
20 hrs a week is. Give me a break. $50 hr times 40 hrs =2000 and no taxes you gals don't want to have to work. The debut will go on.
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Lila on SeekingArrangement/d/o/t/com
[QUOTE=LilaBella;2047309]Tobi Telford so nicely put it on another site regarding providers that have a higher consideration amount and I can completely relate to her and agree in a condensed fashion of what was stated...I couldn't have said it any better than she did:
"I am fully aware that my rates are much higher than most of the ladies in this area. I have my reasons for setting my pricing structure to what it is, and I realize that my consideration amounts do not fall in line with many gents' budgets. We all have our financial limits, and there's nothing wrong with that. But when I receive slander on public forums, PMs and text messages telling me that I'm "not worth it" and what not, I can't help but be appalled by the rudeness. I mean, what's the point in contacting someone just to tell them that what they're selling is overpriced? It's not going to change anything.
Everyone has budgets that they allocate to certain things, and that's perfectly fine. Paid companionship is a LUXURY, not a necessity. If I were selling water or air, that would be one thing (those are basic needs that should be affordable to everyone), but I'm not. My luxury is meant to be purchased with discretionary funds. It is my prerogative to set my rates at the amount with which I'm comfortable, and I should be free to do that without harassment or insults.
Whether your budget is $50 or $5,000, there are plenty of lovely ladies in the area whose rates are in line with whatever a gentleman's individual budget may be. So the solution to this perceived problem is simple: spend what you can afford and have fun doing it, but save the obnoxiousness and insults. I promise that telling me I'm overpriced is only going to waste both my time and yours, and it's just plain unkind.".
I use her statements as a prelude to explain why my rates have gone up yet again...as I'm just waiting for the new wave of PMs and texts on how I think I'm better than everyone else, and I'm not in Vegas, blah, blah, blah. Anyone that has met me knows that this is simply not the case. I am well aware of where I reside and I'm about as down to earth and sweet as it gets. My reviews more than uphold my value at my requested consideration amounts and I've certainly never twisted anyone's arm to fork it out.
However, that being said I have had the fortune in my very short time span of introducing myself to this of having offers from just a couple generous and wonderful gentlemen for ongoing arrangements. And while they are not asking for exclusivity at this time, I have decided to increase my consideration amount to limit my other bookings so that I may devote the time everyone is deserving of, myself included. I don't work a bunch, nor do I desire to, and just as you may be very selective about your providers, I too am very picky about my clientele. I want to make sure everyone's expectations are not only met, but exceeded.
If you have an appointment booked already, I will still see you at the prior consideration amount. I am so grateful to have met the amazing gents that I have and I do apologize if you now feel my increase makes it impossible to see me. I do not wish to offend or upset anyone, but we all have our reasons for doing what we do.
I'm not looking for an argument, or an ongoing back and forth, as I just wanted to announce what's happened to attempt to avoid the backlash.
Kisses!
Lila be.[/QUOTE]GOOD FOR YOU, Lila Bella! I think you should charge whatever you want for your goods and services -- your prices should reflect whatever the market will bear (or, in your case, bare).
And I understand your desire to hike your rates, that is, there is no question that you are very attractive and obviously NOT a streetwalker-turned-escort like some other providers who post here. Besides, at your present age, I think I also understand that you need to make all you can as quickly as you can since your clock is inevitably ticking softer and softer and will be winding down very soon. Put another way, at this stage in your life, gravity is working against you and I do NOT believe that prime-time will be on your side much longer, but that's just my opinion. So I say, get it while you can! GO, GIRL, GO!
What I do NOT understand, however, is why you post here in the first place? After all, you have been posting on the "arrangement" websites (see attached Pic) apparently hoping to hook a big fish and, according to your story, you have hooked two (amazing gents). So I'm just a little curious why you are messing around and wasting your time here, and on the other sites akin to this site, with what I'm guessing is probably a fairly large population of prospective clientele that will NOT meet your "picky" standards and / or who cannot or will NOT meet your high asking price, especially after you have admittedly already caught the big fish -- times two? Have you ever heard of the 80/20 Rule? Or how about a fundamental economic principle known as the Law of Diminishing Returns? In any case, I think YOU ARE SO LUCKY because most providers who advertise here could never command your high rates and, not only that, most of them will very likely never be able to land one amazing big fish, much less TWO AMAZING BIG FISH! YOU ARE JUST SO DARN LUCKY, IMHO! CONGRATULATIONS!
But there is something else I do NOT understand. It concerns your TWO AMAZING BIG FISH story and I am hoping to figure it out (just in case I ever become an amazing big fish myself). I do NOT get why TWO AMAZING BIG FISH (my words, not yours) who are "just a couple generous and wonderful gentlemen" (your words, not mine) are willing to be so "generous and wonderful" WITHOUT REQUIRING EXCLUSIVITY? How does that work exactly?
Now I just want to get this straight in my mind. So you found TWO AMAZING BIG FISH who are apparently, I'm guessing, willing to pay you more than your advertised rates for what I believe you called an "ongoing arrangement," but these TWO AMAZING BIG FISH do NOT want exclusivity (seriously), meaning you are still allowed to fuck us not-so-generous and not-so-wonderful guys in what I guess would then have to be called a "NON-ongoing arrangement?"
Well if that's the case, does it mean that I, or anyone else who might pass your "picky" test (which I presume is NOT about money, rather it's only about your "fussiness" in selecting your clientele), could book you 1-x to 15-x or whatever per week as long as we were willing to pay your advertised rates? My point about your story is that I am really struggling to see the advantages and benefits that the TWO AMAZING BIG FISH are going to receive in a "NON-EXCLUSIVE" ongoing arrangement with you. Unless you are charging the TWO AMAZING BIG FISH less than your advertised rates (for example, something akin to a baker's dozen), which I seriously doubt because what would be the point of locking yourself into an "ongoing arrangement" when you could just alternatively implement some kind of frequency marketing program for everyone, for example, a "Cum Fuck Me Lots" discount (Buy 5, Get 1 Free -- or whatever)?
After thinking about your story, or maybe I should refer to it as an announcement, and all of the various possible nuances of having a "NON-EXCLUSIVE Ongoing Arrangement" while at the same time continuing to fuck not-so-generous and not-so-wonderful clientele here on this board as well as around the country, my best guesses are: (1) YOU are FULL of CRAP and just made the whole thing up as a marketing strategy to hike your rates, that is, you are trying to create the appearance of a big demand and very limited supply; (2) YOU are DELUSIONAL and actually believe your own BS; (3) YOU are going through an IDENTITY CRISIS (are you an escort, a courtesan, etc., etc., etc.?) and should seek professional help; (4) YOU are still hoping to catch one big fish thus the reason you are still advertising everywhere; (5) Your TWO AMAZING BIG FISHes are FULL of CRAP, or just plain idiots, and will turn out to be NOT-SO-GENEROUS and NOT-SO-WONDERFUL in the end; and / or, (6) INSERT OTHER MONGER THEORIES HERE.
All of my statements, comments, and questions are, of course, rhetorical -- meaning am I neither seeking nor expecting any answers or explanations, Lila, since I am NOT, as you say, looking for an argument, or an ongoing back and forth, blah, blah, blah. I am merely thinking out loud, so to speak, about your pretentious advertisement / announcement.
