Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mooberz;3472788]Googling gmher number comes up w a fitness place and says moved from California on webpage so it's prob her there are pics on page also.

[/QUOTE]Here's another link.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/1710926[/URL]

Will be in Birmingham area and looking for a good AMP for massage with table shower. Leaving happy would be a plus. Any recommendations?

M. M.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3475545]Will be in Birmingham area and looking for a good AMP for massage with table shower. Leaving happy would be a plus. Any recommendations?

M. M.[/QUOTE]Hey Mike there are probably several places in town that you can get a decent massage for a decent price however if you're looking for an honest to God Asian massage parlor in the old tried-and-true sense of the word it's a desert here I'm going to repost a comment that I made a while back so you won't have to dig around in the Forum to find it but this is actually the state of things in Alabama and particularly in Birmingham and surrounding areas.

It's been discussed in this forum quite a bit but basically in Alabama and especially the Birmingham and surrounding area they are no Asian massage parlors that deliver service in the traditional and expected way. If you're looking for something like that you have to go to Atlanta or maybe Nashville or Memphis will be the closest places. They are absolutely zero massage parlors that give you what you used to be accustomed to in the old days it's a scam it's a new thing and even in places like Atlanta these types of places are popping up they promise you a happy ending and full service and that's the big hook in their ads which seem very erotic but the reality is they give you nothing for your money sometimes not even a decent massage. They're only a couple places in Birmingham where real erotic services are available one of those the staff is quite old and unattractive and overpriced the other one the staff is a bit more attractive but for the amount of money that you will spend there you can have a full hour with a really beautiful girl off of P411 literally in this place $300 will probably not get you everything you want. If people would quit patronizing these tease jobs and fake parlors then they go away because they would be getting no clientele but people keep getting suckered in with the promise of something that's never going to happen just thought you should know if you haven't figured it out already. MJ.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3475545]Will be in Birmingham area and looking for a good AMP for massage with table shower. Leaving happy would be a plus. Any recommendations?

M. M.[/QUOTE]Yeah not in Bham. Keep driving to Atlanta where you can find several of what you're looking for!

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3470403]Pictures look to good to be true.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/bliss/16124183[/URL][/QUOTE]Link is dead. If it's one I'm thinking about. I saw her before moving to California. She said she'll be back from time to time. She's smoking hot blonde with big tits. However, Massage was 5/10 and had to beg to leave happy. Too rich for my liking.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3475939]Hey Mike there are probably several places in town that you can get a decent massage for a decent price however if you're looking for an honest to God Asian massage parlor in the old tried-and-true sense of the word it's a desert here I'm going to repost a comment that I made a while back so you won't have to dig around in the Forum to find it but this is actually the state of things in Alabama and particularly in Birmingham and surrounding areas.

It's been discussed in this forum quite a bit but basically in Alabama and especially the Birmingham and surrounding area they are no Asian massage parlors that deliver service in the traditional and expected way. If you're looking for something like that you have to go to Atlanta or maybe Nashville or Memphis will be the closest places. They are absolutely zero massage parlors that give you what you used to be accustomed to in the old days it's a scam it's a new thing and even in places like Atlanta these types of places are popping up they promise you a happy ending and full service and that's the big hook in their ads which seem very erotic but the reality is they give you nothing for your money sometimes not even a decent massage. They're only a couple places in Birmingham where real erotic services are available one of those the staff is quite old and unattractive and overpriced the other one the staff is a bit more attractive but for the amount of money that you will spend there you can have a full hour with a really beautiful girl off of P411 literally in this place $300 will probably not get you everything you want. If people would quit patronizing these tease jobs and fake parlors then they go away because they would be getting no clientele but people keep getting suckered in with the promise of something that's never going to happen just thought you should know if you haven't figured it out already. MJ.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I kinda figured that was the current climate. Last time I was there there was a new place that had just opened up in a strip center. I got mamasan and got an excellent table shower. At the end of a terrible massage she was ready to wrap things up and asked "Finished?" I said "finish" and guided her hand. She put her finger to her lips and said whispered "Shhhh, walls don't go to top. " and proceeded to give an 8/10 HE with oil. Didn't even ask for a tip! This was a couple of years ago so I would guess the place has closed by now. They had two younger girls that were very attractive but I assume no extras were to be had there. I have been extremely lucky with the parlors in Atlanta. You are right that it is probably worth the trip up I-20.

M. M.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3476047]Link is dead. If it's one I'm thinking about. I saw her before moving to California. She said she'll be back from time to time. She's smoking hot blonde with big tits. However, Massage was 5/10 and had to beg to leave happy. Too rich for my liking.[/QUOTE]How old was she. The other links tied to her phone number have pics of her. She apears to be in her 40's.

[QUOTE=AUTiger1957;3472841]Here's another link.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/1710926[/URL][/QUOTE]Not sure what to think on this one, she told me she averaged 6 to 10 clients a day and was booked for a solid week. Booked appointment for a Sunday, then she called and cancelled and suggested another time. Making some fat money at her prices, nothing wrong with that, just feel she is trying to dominate our area to her liking. J / S.

Just when I thought we might be seeing some light here in the ham.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3477339]How old was she. The other links tied to her phone number have pics of her. She apears to be in her 40's.[/QUOTE]Late 40's I believe, she definitely well kept for her age. I believe she use to do personal training from her home in Vestavia. Think she had recently went through a divorce and sold her house. She got a job in nutritional sales which it out of California.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3479732]Late 40's I believe, she definitely well kept for her age. I believe she use to do personal training from her home in Vestavia. Think she had recently went through a divorce and sold her house. She got a job in nutritional sales which it out of California.[/QUOTE]Hey thanks.

I asked her bluntly if HE is included and in what form. She just said " no but maybe". She also said she's leaving town soon.

I normally don't like to ask for details on the phone but in her case I did.

All signs point to a high priced disappointment. I'll pass.

I went to Ocean a few weeks ago and got the full service. Play it cool and the same can happen to you. 160 total.

Don't go see the Asain in Homewood no nuru no body slide no massage just straight to it and she's bait and switch.

[QUOTE=TtheBigMan;3481479]Don't go see the Asain in Homewood no nuru no body slide no massage just straight to it and she's bait and switch.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen an Asian yet that wasn't bait and switch.

It is if it's not the girl in the pics.

[QUOTE=TtheBigMan;3481479]Don't go see the Asain in Homewood no nuru no body slide no massage just straight to it and she's bait and switch.[/QUOTE]These Asian girls that do solo ads never use real pictures. Was she at least cute and was the service any good? What was on her menu if you don't mind saying? MJ.

Not cute and in her late 40's full service BBBJ but not good looking but no massage of any type.

[QUOTE=TtheBigMan;3483230]Not cute and in her late 40's full service BBBJ but not good looking but no massage of any type.[/QUOTE]Thank you Big that's sort of been my experience most of the time when I see a solo Asian provider. Sometimes it's several girls traveling in a pack with a Handler and you just get whoever is free when you get there. Once in awhile you get a cutie but not very often. Thanks for replying. MJ.

Any Intel on Knead? I searched and found nothing. Wondering if that should be my sign.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3481761]I haven't seen an Asian yet that wasn't bait and switch.[/QUOTE]The next time I see an Asian using a real pic will be my first time in 18 years of mongering.

[QUOTE=AMP100;3505492]Any Intel on Knead? I searched and found nothing. Wondering if that should be my sign.[/QUOTE]The lead lady there gives a good massage but that's about it. Totally legit.

Went to Lily spa the other night for an hour massage. Older Asian lady but cute and obviously by herself. During the massage, she left 3 times to greet people as they came in so the rush was on to get me out of there. After 45 minutes she said that's it, you can get dressed now. She stayed in the room to collect. Gave her $45 for the massage. She counted it and said not enough, it's 60. I said 60 is for 60 minutes, I got less than 45. I left with her giving me an ugly look.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3505897]Went to Lily spa the other night for an hour massage. Older Asian lady but cute and obviously by herself. During the massage, she left 3 times to greet people as they came in so the rush was on to get me out of there. After 45 minutes she said that's it, you can get dressed now. She stayed in the room to collect. Gave her $45 for the massage. She counted it and said not enough, it's 60. I said 60 is for 60 minutes, I got less than 45. I left with her giving me an ugly look.[/QUOTE]I had the same thing happen. A lot of interuptions. I did get a HJ but I will not return.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3505874]The lead lady there gives a good massage but that's about it. Totally legit.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I will wait until I get back to Atlanta.

[QUOTE=SundanceKid;3507088]I had the same thing happen. A lot of interuptions. I did get a HJ but I will not return.[/QUOTE]Same with me, won't go back and she gave me the impression she hates her job. Kinda copped an attitude when quoting the menu. Not friendly at all.

Awesome! Exactly right. I pay for 60 minutes not 40. Frustrating to have them constantly leaving the room. The last time I went, they tried to shoo me out the door at minute 30 because another customer came in. Haven't been back.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3505897]Went to Lily spa the other night for an hour massage. Older Asian lady but cute and obviously by herself. During the massage, she left 3 times to greet people as they came in so the rush was on to get me out of there. After 45 minutes she said that's it, you can get dressed now. She stayed in the room to collect. Gave her $45 for the massage. She counted it and said not enough, it's 60. I said 60 is for 60 minutes, I got less than 45. I left with her giving me an ugly look.[/QUOTE]

Went to kung fu. Was led by a little Asian cutie to a clean room. I asked for 1 hr hard massage. She started out by walking on my back. It felt good. Massage was better than average. Everything was good until she proceeded with feather touching my back. I'm thinking maybe it's my lucky day but after the flip nothing extra to be had. On my way out I handed her 65 in exchange for a bottle of water. She counted it and showed me the 5 dollar bill asking me why no tip. I said yes 5. She said she worked hard. I told her I worked hard for that money too. Took the 5 dollar bill and left. I think she cussed me out in Chinese but I didn't give a shit. The thing is I had no problem with just a good massage which I got but don't tease me, get me excited then ask me to leave with blue balls and expect extra money.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3509681]Went to kung fu. Was led by a little Asian cutie to a clean room. I asked for 1 hr hard massage. She started out by walking on my back. It felt good. Massage was better than average. Everything was good until she proceeded with feather touching my back. I'm thinking maybe it's my lucky day but after the flip nothing extra to be had. On my way out I handed her 65 in exchange for a bottle of water. She counted it and showed me the 5 dollar bill asking me why no tip. I said yes 5. She said she worked hard. I told her I worked hard for that money too. Took the 5 dollar bill and left. I think she cussed me out in Chinese but I didn't give a shit. The thing is I had no problem with just a good massage which I got but don't tease me, get me excited then ask me to leave with blue balls and expect extra money.[/QUOTE]Same happened to me at Panda a while back.

Okay, I've been trolling these forums for a couple of years every now and then just to see what's going on. I've mostly tried to do all this on my own. So I used to go to Ocean every now and then a couple of years ago, I decided to again tonight. This was a major mistake on my part. They've completely changed, when I got into the room the girl kept changing prices then told me table shower was included and then told me that the table shower was an extra $80. I had to pay for the girl at $80, and then the massage at $40. She even had me pay up front, then started with the HJ. So confused by that, and then I only received a 15-minute massage. I feel so completely ripped off and it is pretty much my fault.

Thanks for the info. Sorry you got burned.

[QUOTE=SpideyMan;3511375]Okay, I've been trolling these forums for a couple of years every now and then just to see what's going on. I've mostly tried to do all this on my own. So I used to go to Ocean every now and then a couple of years ago, I decided to again tonight. This was a major mistake on my part. They've completely changed, when I got into the room the girl kept changing prices then told me table shower was included and then told me that the table shower was an extra $80. I had to pay for the girl at $80, and then the massage at $40. She even had me pay up front, then started with the HJ. So confused by that, and then I only received a 15-minute massage. I feel so completely ripped off and it is pretty much my fault.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpideyMan;3511375]Okay, I've been trolling these forums for a couple of years every now and then just to see what's going on. I've mostly tried to do all this on my own. So I used to go to Ocean every now and then a couple of years ago, I decided to again tonight. This was a major mistake on my part. They've completely changed, when I got into the room the girl kept changing prices then told me table shower was included and then told me that the table shower was an extra $80. I had to pay for the girl at $80, and then the massage at $40. She even had me pay up front, then started with the HJ. So confused by that, and then I only received a 15-minute massage. I feel so completely ripped off and it is pretty much my fault.[/QUOTE]Ocean Spa is a FULL SERVICE "massage parlor". You should be able to tell because it's totally different from a typical massage parlor. There's tons of security features, there's a lock on the door entering into the back area and you can't see beyond the reception area. The rooms are really dark. They don't actually do real massages at these types of parlors. The 'hourly' price is really just a deception. The girl will usually get topless and let you touch her. They will rush the experience to make it as short as possible and when you orgasm, they will clean you up and send you out the door. HJs are usually around 160 and full sex is 200. It's the same at the AMPs in Atlanta and other places. They all look and operate the same way, mostly run by Koreans.

Legit massage parlors don't work that way, and if you do get extras, they will expect you to tip more.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3509681]Went to kung fu. Was led by a little Asian cutie to a clean room. I asked for 1 hr hard massage. She started out by walking on my back. It felt good. Massage was better than average. Everything was good until she proceeded with feather touching my back. I'm thinking maybe it's my lucky day but after the flip nothing extra to be had. On my way out I handed her 65 in exchange for a bottle of water. She counted it and showed me the 5 dollar bill asking me why no tip. I said yes 5. She said she worked hard. I told her I worked hard for that money too. Took the 5 dollar bill and left. I think she cussed me out in Chinese but I didn't give a shit. The thing is I had no problem with just a good massage which I got but don't tease me, get me excited then ask me to leave with blue balls and expect extra money.[/QUOTE]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3514025]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.[/QUOTE]My question is why pay $90 for a DIY HJ? The girls usually get half of the normal $60 then you give here another $30, so in turn she makes $60 per hour for jerking guys off all day. As long we continue to pay for the non-sense DIY's they will continue to charge and not offer any other extras. Yeah it's cool to have the girl play around with your balls and ass while you DIY, I'm not saying I haven't given in before. For $90 you can get allot more, damn sure not a DIY. We are allowing them to control it.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3514025]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.[/QUOTE]The way I look at it is that tip is for a good massage, 10 to 15% making $10 a good tip. Extra money is only for extra service which DIY is not. Of course they expect or want more money but they will not get it from me!

The way I look at it is I go in expecting a good massage, that's what the house fee is for. Tips go to the offending hand, their choice.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3514328]My question is why pay $90 for a DIY HJ? The girls usually get half of the normal $60 then you give here another $30, so in turn she makes $60 per hour for jerking guys off all day. As long we continue to pay for the non-sense DIY's they will continue to charge and not offer any other extras. Yeah it's cool to have the girl play around with your balls and ass while you DIY, I'm not saying I haven't given in before. For $90 you can get allot more, damn sure not a DIY. We are allowing them to control it.[/QUOTE]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3516468]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.[/QUOTE]I have visited Sunny several times, excellent massage! Never a hint of extras, after getting to know one of the girls, the tiny boss at front that takes your money is strict like no other. One thing I bet you didn't notice! They have peep holes in each door of each room that can view the room from the hallway. The girls are being watched. They are a legit massage parlor, I can say the massages I have had there are always awesome, but expect nothing else going in.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3516468]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.[/QUOTE]I've been there several times using their coupon, $45 for 1 hr massage. Not a bad deal at all and the massage was always decent and never rushed. But every time I got an older lady and not so easy on the eyes. And never any extras and was also told that that they do not do that. Absolutely NOT.

There was a cute petite young lady there who I believe was the manager. I was greeted by her every time. I wonder if she gives massages too. I think she does but not sure.

Each visit I was asked for the house fee up front and gave tip at the end. I wonder what they consider average tip now. I gave $15 tip each time. They seemed ok I thought.

Has anyone had any experience with Angel Spa or Koeing Wellness in Hoover.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3518857]Has anyone had any experience with Angel Spa or Koeing Wellness in Hoover.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the same as Sunny you have to go to Atlanta if you want a real Asian massage parlor.

I saw this ad on BP. Anyone know anything about it? Positive experiences?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massuse-new-manager-205-240-8428/16957827[/URL]