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[QUOTE=Parmycrotch]Even addicts have families and go home.[/QUOTE]

When they're addicted, their addiction is their family. I've seen it myself. A girl I used to hang around with in the early 90's had a little girl at home and couldn't pull herself away from the crack to let me take her home to see her little girl for Christmas. Though I agree, I'm picky too, and certainly wouldn't get with some of the horrors I see out even if they gave it away, lol. They seem to be popular to others but I guess like I've said before there's hardly never a time I go mongering where I just must get with someone, and even if I did I doubt I'd choose them.

I was in Homewood after shopping and saw "DANA' the little cutie that used to be in woodlawn. She was looking like she had cleaned up but she still needed some $$$$.

I was more than happy to help herout as she returned the favor. She does have skills. That made my evening go so much better.

P Crotch

Pm me if any wants to know where she is living at now.

Hey guys,

I think I spotted one of our fellow hobbiests who has been in the news lately. He was trying to pick up SW's on 1st yesterday...was wearing a Nike hat and driving a golf cart....guess who!

Was he trying to lay some "Wood"????


[QUOTE=Bhm Guy]Hey guys,

I think I spotted one of our fellow hobbiests who has been in the news lately. He was trying to pick up SW's on 1st yesterday...was wearing a Nike hat and driving a golf cart....guess who![/QUOTE]

I saw a very nice looking, petite wsw yesterday on 1st by the Exxon/laundramat. She turned and walked up the sidestreet and I was unlucky and someone else gave her a ride. She may have been latino, but that's just judging from the hair color. Haven't seen her before and am thinking it was one of those once a year sort of strolls. Long hair, dark eyes, young-looking and clean. The one time I hate being too careful.

J

[QUOTE=JimmieB]Long hair, dark eyes, young-looking and clean.[/QUOTE]

With her having red hair that sounds like the white girl named Ann who was hanging around that area the summer of 08. If any of you remember her, she had a very southern sounding accent, very nice legs, and long red hair almost down to her butt. But she was only interested in making the money, not really into pleasing. Someone had posted a far away pic around that time of her walking from the Sweet Home toward the Shell near East Lake Park.

Somebody made a reference to Asian Girl having photos and I was trying to check out the Photos for Alabama and/or Bham and can't figure out how to do that. It has to be easy. Can somebody help?

I have been taking advantage of riding around areas that have not been the usual. I was going through the apartments by the airport behind the tractor place. I saw a few nice Hispanic girls. They seemed like they might play if you speaka the Spanish. I felt like Forrest Gump trying with no luck but the scenery was nice. There was one wsw there but decided she was not worth it.

I will work on my Spanish and not just to order taco bell.

P CROTCH

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]With her having red hair that sounds like the white girl named Ann who was hanging around that area the summer of 08. If any of you remember her, she had a very southern sounding accent, very nice legs, and long red hair almost down to her butt. But she was only interested in making the money, not really into pleasing. Someone had posted a far away pic around that time of her walking from the Sweet Home toward the Shell near East Lake Park.[/QUOTE]


I immediately thought of Ann when I saw her from a distance, but it was not her.

[QUOTE=JimmieB]I immediately thought of Ann when I saw her from a distance, but it was not her.[/QUOTE]

Have you, or anyone else, seen Ann since summer of 08 ? She used to call me regularly, but I got tired of getting with her only to have 95% of her attention be on getting or doing her crack and less than the remaining 5% on the time with me.

Lacey/Carla was arrested on the 17th for possession again. Same pic as the previous couple of arrests, but it lists a new address on Southside.

[QUOTE=Grneyes]Somebody made a reference to Asian Girl having photos and I was trying to check out the Photos for Alabama and/or Bham and can't figure out how to do that. It has to be easy. Can somebody help?[/QUOTE]

Actually, if you were to go to the forum titled 'Independent Asian Providers' and look through the posts there is one pic of her there. That thread was created by some fans of her's back when she was previously active.

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]Have you, or anyone else, seen Ann since summer of 08 ? She used to call me regularly, but I got tired of getting with her only to have 95% of her attention be on getting or doing her crack and less than the remaining 5% on the time with me.[/QUOTE]

Have not seen her in quite some time. pity. But she did not seem to be on or needing drugs when I did see her.

J

[QUOTE=JimmieB]Have not seen her in quite some time. pity. But she did not seem to be on or needing drugs when I did see her.

J[/QUOTE]

Ann never acted geeked out until she smoked. Once she did, she had some odd quirks. She was very paranoid when she'd smoke, and if in the car wanted interior lights on because she thought stuff was crawling on her. Her eyes would get real big and she'd always say for me to keep still until she finished freaking out. I remember her putting her hands on her shoulders in an odd way when she was high, and then when I'd tell her about how she does she wouldn't remember doing it. She was definitely a natural redhead, was very pretty and had some killer legs. She told me she came from Dyersburg, Tennessee, but had been here a while with some guy she came down here with. He got her started on crack and then when they had issues she ended up on 1st. Maybe she got herself straightened out and away from the mess she was getting herself into. The places I know she was hanging out and staying at certainly weren't good places.

Twas the week of Christmas and all through the ham. All the critters were moving around. Looking on the streets looked like a a tree you have the shiny blue lights pissing off the thugs, the red lights glowing over another gunshot crackhead, the yellow lights filling another one of langfords potholes. Ahh Christmas in the ham. All the girls are walking around trying to find a rock in town.

Don't that just give ya that warm fuzzy feeling inside

We all looking for that almighty hohohohoho

P. Crotch

As always, tonight is my favorite night of the year to monger. It's always been, in my opinion, a good night because most of the mongers that would usually be out are either out of town or have obligations where they can't be out. For those of us who can, it leaves the pickings ripe. I've been out on Christmas Eve many times in the past and been close to the only vehicle on the road. Regardless of it being Christmas Eve, the SW's will still be needing their fix and less mongers means a greater opportunity to find a gem out walking.

Pug nosed Kim was arrested for FTA on a possession charge on the 23rd and she now uses a Trussville address. She's one of the ones that needs to sit in there a few months just for the heck of it based on how she did me in the past. I always find it funny how the girls who get such good reviews on here for treating you good and doing the customer right, like Melissa and Cindy regardless of my disinterest in them, always tend to get stuck in jail for months. Yet then you'll have ones like Carla/Lacey who was arrested last week, ones like her and Kim who want to try to screw you over and want to never perform tend to always get bailed out within a couple of days, if at that, of being arrested. Who in the fuck wants to put their money up to trust them to appear. I doubt the pussy is THAT good that you'd be willing to lose your money just to get their sorry butts out of jail. I know I sure wouldn't. They're the type that should sit in there for at least 6 months just as a silent retribution for what they do to their customers. I've thought before when I've seen girls like that in there, or like Lesley who's in Tutwiler, of sending them an anonymous letter telling them that regardless of what they're in there for, we former dates feel like them being in there is somewhat of a payback for the times they've screwed us over. I've never followed through on it, but it has crossed my mind. They probably wouldn't give a shit, but for a minute you'd think it would have to piss them off when they read it, lol.

I wonder why oh why are the sw"s not in the holiday mood. I was rideng around and saw a few butto my pikins there not.Has anyone seen yhe dirty blonde with a boob job lately? I miss girls like that.

Ps
I agree with clark on sending letters to the prison it would do my heart good tell tell them off just to piss them off and that karma is a biatch. HAHAHAHA

P CROTCH

My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Not my thing so I don't know alot.

The old standby is Sammy's on Valley Ave in Homewood.

Another is The Furnace in downtown.

There is Wesley's Boobie Trap on 78 West that employs larger girls, so consider yourself warned.

I don't think they are others but someone else can chime in.

I have no affiliation with either establishment.

Good Luck with your search.

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Atlanta is your best option.

I like Mardi Gras and The Pink Pony.

Bham strip clubs suck.

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

I would say go with the Furnace. The best asthetically, girls are ok depending on the nite Saturday has always been good.

Haven't been to Sammy's but I shy away from any place that advertises "show girls" LOL

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Sammys and the Furnace are about as good as it gets for birmingham. The furnace definetly sports the nicer building and 'feels' higher class. That would be the place I would take a girl friend.

Sammy's feels friendlier to me these days but the quality varies especially during the week.

[QUOTE=Dave Phd]I would say go with the Furnace. The best asthetically, girls are ok depending on the nite Saturday has always been good.

Haven't been to Sammy's but I shy away from any place that advertises "show girls" LOL[/QUOTE]Porn star Rachel Starr was working their under the name J-Lo. I haven't seen her their in months. I think she went back into the porn business.

I did not realize that place was still open. Never up that way after dark but daylight looks almost abandoned. Signs are still in place but I never dreamed it was still open. Do they still have 2x4 blocks to beat on tables to show dancers you approve of their perfoamance?

[QUOTE=Ginal]I did not realize that place was still open. Never up that way after dark but daylight looks almost abandoned. Signs are still in place but I never dreamed it was still open. Do they still have 2x4 blocks to beat on tables to show dancers you approve of their perfoamance?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Dnet Dnet7813]Porn star Rachel Starr was working their under the name J-Lo. I haven't seen her their in months. I think she went back into the porn business.[/QUOTE]

I don't know who told you that J-Lo(ve) was pornstar [url=http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Rachel_Starr/]Rachel Starr[/url], but someone got a big one over on you if you believed that. J-Lo(ve) has been between Sammy's and the Furnace for the last couple of years, most recently after she quit the Furnace she was at Sammy's. Currently, she is pregnant and living where she always has about 90 miles due south of Birmingham.

To the OP, if it is going to be on a weekend and you'll have your girlfriend with you either club should be fine. Personally, in that situation I would recommend the Furnace, and spend the extra few dollars on the cover to have access to the upstairs VIP area. I don't know how much it is since I've always been comped at each club but it shouldn't be more than an exta $30 or so for both of you. Keep in mind that Saturday both clubs will most likely be crowded with U-Conn and South Carolina fans.

Anybody know of a reputable spinner here in B'ham? Clark knows me and if you watch the Memphis board, you know who BootyCall is. Booty is my Uncle.

I thought about calling Abby's again but, the 2 previous times have been bad. I don't want to waste my time and $$ again. ANY help would be appreciated. I'll be in town until Monday.

They call me Problemchild.

And I'm back quiet.

It's been way too cold the last few days to even bother with getting out and looking. I thought about it the last two nights but it being chilly here and there inside just shows how it is outside. Picking someone up in the freezing cold also causes problems because unless you have a room to go back to using the car to date isn't the best of ideas. You shut the car off and it'll be cold within a few minutes, and if you leave the car running anybody that passes by can see steam coming from the car, especially if you park somewhere not totally hidden. I'm also not too fond of getting BJ's while driving, at least not from SW's.

I'm on 1st Ave North a lot going to and from work. I used to see girls regularly around 50th street and a few blocks east but lately I haven't seen much of anything. Granted this report isn't from prime time monger hours, but still it looks like the activity in this area has declined. Shoot, last year on New Years day I was propositioned by a BSW while I was in my car at one of the intersections at about 6:30 in the morning...now I'm not seeing anything.

Clark I definitely agree about the lack of will for extreme cold weather mongering. I hate to even go out to the car and the old johnson sure don't want to come out in some cold ass car for SW service.

The 1st Avenue area, especially around 50th has been very dry lately. I know of a house on 2nd Avenue North a couple blocks west of 50th Street where SW's go to hang out. It seems there is a bunch of thugs who have holed up in there selling dope and have a non-stop party going on where girls both working and non-working come and go at all hours. Seems the thugs have enough to give away as well as sell, and I guess the 'non-working' girls don't feel like trading sex for dope is selling themselves, lol. A SW I know goes there off and on for her fix, and she told me once when she went in there she saw girls and guys laying around nude and partially clothed like it was a Roman orgy or something. This house's proximity to the corner there, not to mention the big brother camera perched on top of the pole at the intersection, both could be reasons the girls don't hang out there as much as in the past.

Reading everyone's reports is not giving me any encouragement to get out but I guess I'll give it the ole college try tomorrow since it's supposed to get up to a scorching 40 degrees. I have to get out tomorrow anyways and get some chit before the snow comes and I'm sure not going to miss the game! I'll report any success but I won't hold my breath.

Roll Tide and Happy New Year!

Was up around yesterday and spotted one WSW at the corner of 50th but by the time I made the loop some monger in a green truck picked her up. Couldn't tell who she was because she had a hood on. Did see one BSW over at the corner of MCD but decided to pass. Way too many Bro's standing around everywhere waving. This was around 1:00 pm

I was going out an about Saturday afternoon. I in all my years have never seen a traffic clusterf**k as was the interstates Saturday afternoon. If Bham wants to attract people the popo need to work the traffic instead of harassing us. I remember when Alabama and auburn played in the ham traffic wasn’t this bad with more folks. 59 onto 65 south was atrocious. There were at least 50 cars going in 5o directions however 65 north at 3rd exit was backed up to Homewood. BUT there was popo all over Woodlawn. They should have been working the snafu as to no seat belt tickets to mongers.

Just a little pissed

P Crotch

[QUOTE=Parmycrotch]I was going out an about Saturday afternoon. I in all my years have never seen a traffic clusterf**k as was the interstates Saturday afternoon. If Bham wants to attract people the popo need to work the traffic instead of harassing us. I remember when Alabama and auburn played in the ham traffic wasn’t this bad with more folks. 59 onto 65 south was atrocious. There were at least 50 cars going in 5o directions however 65 north at 3rd exit was backed up to Homewood. BUT there was popo all over Woodlawn. They should have been working the snafu as to no seat belt tickets to mongers.

Just a little pissed

P Crotch[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming you knew the Papa John's Bowl was that afternoon since you mentioned Alabama and Auburn playing here. It seems the police are more interested in making sure people can get in and parked once they're AT the stadium that they fail to realize it's hell to get there. I take downtown streets whenever I go to Legion Field and rarely ever have an issue. If you live in the east area, just go down 4th Avenue North and turn left at the street one block past the 65 underpass, then go down 3rd Avenue West till you get to the streets around the Town Motel and then turn there and you're headed right toward the stadium. Everybody wants to all pack onto the interstate and expect to get off easily at Arkadelphia at the same time, thinking there won't be a big crowd. I guess the police are fooled by the easy crowds to handle for the UAB games they don't think any more will show up than that.

The area in Woodlawn around McDs and the high school has gotten so bad with thugs everywhere you'd think the cops would be more focused on them, but yet they pay more attention to people who look 'out of place' riding down the road. I remember about 10 years ago I got stopped just for going around the block near the Bama because I realized I was actually about out of gas and was turning back to go to the Chevron, even showed him I was about out of gas, and the Roscoe Coltrane/Boss Hogg lovechild looking bumpkin wouldn't have none of it. I didn't get a ticket or anything since I wasn't doing anything wrong at all, but his assness gave me a stern warning not to be riding around the area for no reason. I heeded his warning all of 6 or so hours, mainly because I was heading home at the time anyway. I guess they think they can use the cruising ordinance made for East Lake Park for people anywhere circling blocks or something. But that's for circling more than once. It would have been different if I was actually circling a block continuously, but one time just to go the other direction and getting harassed for it is a little much.

Whats up with all the she/hes in town imaho but damn.

[QUOTE=Parmycrotch]Whats up with all the she/hes in town imaho but damn.[/QUOTE]

LOL, you must be referring to the ones hanging around the book stores on 1st. That's just a few. Atlanta is overrun with them. If you go downtown and happen to take a ride down Peachtree and West Peachtree, look before you pick up, lol. There's at least 3 to 5 of them on every corner for about 6 blocks in that area most every night.

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]LOL, you must be referring to the ones hanging around the book stores on 1st. That's just a few. Atlanta is overrun with them. If you go downtown and happen to take a ride down Peachtree and West Peachtree, look before you pick up, lol. There's at least 3 to 5 of them on every corner for about 6 blocks in that area most every night.[/QUOTE]

I was in ATL for a seminar a few years back and there was a transgender/TS/whatever conference going on at the hotel. I'm a live and let live kind of guy but like you say, better take a close look. Also reminds me of a story from back when I was in the Army. We had this guy that picked up a girl got a bj and went to sleep. He woke up the next morning to find out he'd been robbed. The first sergeant took him down to the police station and they had him look through mug shots. He picked out his date and the officer informed him that his date was a dude. Wasn't too long after that the guy transferred to another unit.

Taretta has been arrested:

[url]http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/01/two_charged_in_busted_burglary.html[/url]

Isn't this the same SW that someone here stuck their whole hand inside?

[QUOTE=Master Driller]Taretta has been arrested:

[url]http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/01/two_charged_in_busted_burglary.html[/url]

Isn't this the same SW that someone here stuck their whole hand inside?[/QUOTE]

That was me. That was back in 02 or 03, something around that time I believe. She looked lots better back then, which isn't saying much. No way I'd pick her up now. That was when she supposedly was getting clean and had a job at the Pig. She must have because she was wearing their uniform when I found her, and she claimed she needed some extra money for hair extensions or some crap like that. It wasn't like it was hard to put an entire hand into her, in a putting your hand inside an open manhole kinda way, lol. Since then I had that encounter with her where she wanted a ride and then tried forcing me to pay her to get out of my car where I ended up having to get out and yank her out. It's funny reading the comments below the article. All they'd have to do is ride by 50th Street and they'd find Tarretta out there most any day. What's funny is one comment on there said 'She looks like she needs a fix of her drug of choice.' Couldn't be closer to the truth. I guess seeing that post, she'll get her picture in the paper tomorrow.