Massage Parlor Reports

Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.

I'm a generally non-mongering monger but my interest on this
forum is to weed out the jackshacks from the AMP/EMPs that
offer a really great sensual massage. This board has been
extremely helpful in that respect. That's my story & I'm sticking
to it.

Stopped by last saturday & got Amy. Pleasant enough person,
average massage, excellent, above average table shower.
Mongers might want to try this place with this MT just for the
table shower alone. 60 minute massage with TS is $65.00.

Thought I would give this place a try because the intell. on this place
indicated that it was a totally legit place. They also offer acupunture.

Was offered HJ & BJ at way over the top prices. When I declined
she immediately went down to .40 for HJ. As stated, she is a pleasant
enough person, she didn't fuss or hiss or some of the other things I've experienced at jackshacks when this happens, not too bad on the eyes but the massage went downhill from there. She lost interest & any bit of focus she had prior to "negotiations."

Would not repeat but I wish the TS at the legit places was this good.

Talkin' Turk

I just got off the phone with Senina. Papasan told me that Mei is gone back to China for a family emergency. Needless to say, I was saddened. He offered Joyce and Amy, but since a good ending is important I thought I would ask the group for advice.

Is there anyone else there who would approach Mei in the looks department and still deliver a HE?

[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]Consider yourself lucky !

The dude with the moustache was probably the detective who is "helping" to close the place down.

I'm surprised they did not detain and question you.

That mustache belongs to the owner's boyfriend.

Bad deal for those of us who are downtown.

I wonder if Chinatown is still open.



[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]

Hey gents. Been milling around the edges of this site for a long time. I have reaped the benefits, so I guess it's my time to pitch in. Went to X. The other day. Not bad, met a new friend named Judy. A bit older, but that's cool. You know, with all the human trafficing, I kind of migrate to the older chics. I think of a young girl and. Well. How did she pay to get here from China, huh?

So anyway to each his own; there are 8 million stories in the naked city etc. Etc. Ect. I also feel more comfortable when they have a little age on them because I can't look down on my "peeps" above 30. I like enthusiasm and attention to detail. That's what counts to me and that's what I got. She gave a massage that made my bones sing. She really knew what she was doing. Usually I'm sitting there like "man this is nice but let's get to the business end of this thing, " but not this time!

Shge worked me good ("well" for the educated folk). It felt like the old kung fu Sundy flicks. I was really done before it was done.

First time there. I didn't ask for a table shower.

And now the famous B side of things. She said Franklin. To which I answered, "He ain't a damn president. " Needless to say she didn't get the joke. The english was choppy, but she was cagey enough to know I was just flirting with her. We settled on an oral contract to finish the massage amicably at the age of retirement and in indian horsebackriding style (they didn't have saddles).

While she was finishing things I massaged her thighs and oops, into the honey pot we go. It got wet quick and yes she was loving it. I could have sworn I heard her yell "6 Flags! "

It was very enjoyable. I will go back there. I will ask for Judy. But there are some negs on the deal. First, outright, she said no to FS. So if that's your thing, sorry. It could have been because I was a newbie, who knows? Second, she refused to walk on my back. She looked at the bar on the ceiling like she was flashing back to the front lines in Nam or something. By the way, when I asked her to walk on my back she said "NO" in crystal clear english, interesting isn't it.

Thanks for all the years of loitering on this board! Now I'm in it with you guys. Hope this post is of use. See you. Out there.

Can you clarify a bit more? Did you just miss a bust? Was the bushy mustache guy LEO?


[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]I am not doubting your report, but I thought I would check.

I called them at around 10PM tonight and asked for an appointment. Somebody picked up the phone and she wanted to know if it's for tonight, and I said no, its for tomorrow. She then said that I should call again tomorrow.

I can't check them out for a while because of other comittments, but I did no get the impression that they are our of business.

Any have any info on this place. I was there many years ago and it was totally legit. Seems things have changed a bit. Please PM me details.

[QUOTE=Silvio]Any have any info on this place. I was there many years ago and it was totally legit. Seems things have changed a bit. Please PM me details.[/QUOTE]
I've been there a couple times in the last couple years. I got cute girls both times, but never got more than a massage. Lately on CL, they've been advertising "sensual massages." Could be promising, or could just be a tease like Elle.

Ready for weekly massage, I drove down AShlnd around 900 to 1100 block and counted 3 uLEOs ready to roll. I had to forgo the Rose and went onto QQ further up and had good time from Mamasan. Massage then TS which was all to brief but chatty massage made it nice.

Atmo: 6

QoM: 6 but could've been 8: she got up on bars to do back but as the mamsn she left a bunch of times to attend to other clients arriving.

FS made available for sure but went for CBJ as economics got in the way: . 4 HJ, . 65 BJ, 1. 1 for FS.

Back entrance seemed to be where to properly enter/exit as front is a bit exposed on adh/nrth intersctn.

Note sure what LEO is up to but school nearby so perhaps for that but no chances taken.

I would be curious as to where some ex lisunia's superstars have landed.

Melanie - 4 aces now?
Marina - gone for about 2 months
Julia- super cute gone for a month or so
Myra- great sessions gone for quite a while

PM me if you must

[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]

I went up there at noon today (9/11) and they seemed open for business. Some monger walked in before me and was talking with the girl at the desk it appeared he was going to get a massage - I didnt have the funds to partake
but things appeared normal

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I've been there a couple times in the last couple years. I got cute girls both times, but never got more than a massage. Lately on CL, they've been advertising "sensual massages." Could be promising, or could just be a tease like Elle.[/QUOTE]
I just saw this ad on CL:
[quote][b]~*~**~*~*THE SPA~*~*~**~**~*~ (belmont 6007 w )[/b]

Offering sensual massages, nude rubdowns, what every man deserves!

Our girls are all very skilled in Sensual Bodywork.

Our rooms are nice, clean, quiet, private and Comfortable with soothing music.

You will be in heaven... Erotic massages

Totally relax your body and soul from head to toes,using our HANDS to get your energy back!




773-237-5640

Everyone leaves happy ![/quote]
Sorry to say, but when they're that blatant, it's probably a blue-balls joint. I hope I'm wrong.

[QUOTE=Skonsk]I went up there at noon today (9/11) and they seemed open for business. Some monger walked in before me and was talking with the girl at the desk it appeared he was going to get a massage - I didnt have the funds to partake
but things appeared normal[/QUOTE]Given the unusual report yesterday, I am concerned about a reverse sting being in play. This would not work with regulars because we know who the regular AMPs and would know if they had been switched. For those who have not been before, they might not know. If you have not been before, it has been my experience that you get a first rate massage and there is no talk of money for any extras. There was no rushing right to business and the only extra is a clothed HR. Any talk of anything else by AMP would make me suspicious.

Toftt yesterday. Been seeing ad on CL for a place on 5538 milwaukee so I decided to try. 5 for an hour and. 3 for half seemed like a good deal.

Got Agata and I was pleased. Nice face and body. Pretty good massage but was under a heavy sheet the whole time. As the end got closer I decided to try so I said "you look familiar, where have you worked before, Lisiunias? ". She said some other place in desplaines and also Tatianas on by montrose but she didn't work there for long because they are not real place in her words. If you want a real massage. So she got what I was implying and she said politely she does'nt do in a sexy Polish accent. Damn!

[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]What? Sounds like BS. I go to Mercy's all the time. Lucy, Maggie, Wendy, etc. You never have to sign in downstairs (it's rare when you do). Plus, when I go there it is usually empty.

1 post. I don't know if I can trust you.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]What? Sounds like BS. I go to Mercy's all the time. Lucy, Maggie, Wendy, etc. You never have to sign in downstairs (it's rare when you do). Plus, when I go there it is usually empty.

1 post. I don't know if I can trust you.[/QUOTE]I've had to sign in as well.

I've always signed in, just walk up to the desk and scrawl something on the sheet. I agree that they are very safe ther, and that's a smart policy. No talk of money/tips at all, so little reason to be concerned about our doughnut-loving friends.

Stopped by a new place on the 2800 block of Belmont that I saw advertised for the first time yesterday on CL. Meet Lisa a slightly overweight Latina who learned massage techniques applying suntan lotion. Asked the moon for options but eventually accepted a normal tip. With so many talented ladies out there I see no reason to encourage the greedy to stay in the business.

Gents arrving in town today for a week on business. Will be staying at the Hilton on Michigan. I have ben reading for a couple weeks but dang you have a big city. I could use some recommendations of places to visist that offer f/s. I will gladyly retunr the favor on info if you ever find yourself headed to Philly tri state area.

[QUOTE=Bearfan]Stopped by a new place on the 2800 block of Belmont that I saw advertised for the first time yesterday on CL. Meet Lisa a slightly overweight Latina who learned massage techniques applying suntan lotion. Asked the moon for options but eventually accepted a normal tip. With so many talented ladies out there I see no reason to encourage the greedy to stay in the business.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the old Luna Spa location with te same type of talent and price gouging

Felt like acting like a duck over the weekend so I splashed over to Elegant. Took an hour and drew a late 30 slim woman. Didn't even get her name, sorry. Good massage on the back arms and legs. On the flip she put a towel over me. Uh oh! WTF! Nice head massage and chest and arms. Then she stood at the head of the table and snatched the towel off. Soft touch on the chest then moved a bit further. HE motion given and 5 fingers held up. Dammit here come the negotiations! I held up 4 she tried to "force" my thumb out. A counter offer made by her and 1 finger held up. I suggest an oral exam and 6 fingers. She counters with 8 fingers. I decline all services and magically oral boards are available for 7 fingers! This is acceptable to all. Then I was expected to supply a cover. Oops. She runs out for one. Of course after the hard fought negotiations someone has dropped out of the race. He's awakened and covered and of we go. Oral exams earned her a B- and since she got tired or lazy FS was offered at no additional cost. I turned it down, I figured you stopped all progress with extra discussion, you suck it up!(no pun intended) Finished up, cleaned up and then an attempt to get one more hamilton! I just laughed and said next time. But the last laugh was her's. I left out 45 mins after I entered AND I found a nice paper towel wad in the back pocket of my pants! No matter it was fun I guess. Sorry for TMI but the whole story was necessary to appreciate it.

Signing in at Mercy. It depends on the doorman. Sometimes they are not even around when I walk in or they are shooting the breeze with the boxman. Besides, that is not the point. Can anyone confirm that memeber's post regarding Mercy being shut down?

I've signed in everytime too. They're still advertising on CL.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Signing in at Mercy. It depends on the doorman. Sometimes they are not even around when I walk in or they are shooting the breeze with the boxman. Besides, that is not the point. Can anyone confirm that memeber's post regarding Mercy being shut down?[/QUOTE]

It looks like its an Asian place now. Anyone hear anything?

I often review this site looking for good and new talent. Hopefully a good trade of a trade. Went to that place on Milwaukke/Irving Park, so called Elle. Real pretty young asian girl at the desk and one kinda nice looking Latina with nice boobs and of course I ended up with the lesser of the three, which was the other Latina who told me she would be doing my massage. Of course I wanted the Latina with the boobs, didn't get a name, however like usual I was told she was not available. And the asian girl told me she just works at the desk. So not to put up to much of a stink, I really was just looking for a little action, so I went along for the ride. However I had already made up in my mind, I'm not going to charlie up to much for this. So she shows me to my room, tells me to get undressed, lay face down, covered, you know the normal routine for a newbie. After about 5 mins she returns which I can tell she had been smoking cause she reak of cigarettes. About 15 mins into the massage the normal series of personal questions started, which could have been saved, and just got right down to it because the massage the lame and inexperienced, which is always a dead give away. So after the investigation I fire back with questions of my own and was told she was a single parent, going to school, and working to support herself without any help. Oh how the violins were playing, this was a well rehearsed script. To stop the tears I dropped my hand down to her leg and stroke up and down, she pretended to pay no attention and we began to talk about her tattoos. And so I asked to see them and she told me that nothing was for free. I inquired as to how much to see and told me it depends on the area that I wanted to see. During this time she asked me did I want to turn. Right away I did pushing the towel off. She picks up the towel and partial covers the boys. By this time I am rubbing on what could be found of an ass. So I ask her what would be the quote with or without? She in return tells me that she did not have one and that it would be. 100 without, . 6 with even though it is a turn on of the thought of BBBJ however that is a big NO to me. So a grip and slide for. 4 was agreed on. I asked about could I see the other Latina girl if I come tommorrow. At first she told me not to say anything however when I offer her a little something for the introduce she told me she would see what she could do. She gave me a card with the name NINA and a cup of water and told me to drink plenty of fluids. So I will return next week for the follow up.

2 questions come to mind. Is Vikki the hot Polish girl? And did she play with anything else?

[QUOTE=Chaspcap]Went last week.

Had Vikki. Nice around late 20's.

She has a grreat body and let me roam all over.

At things I really liked was the table shower. First time for me, whoever inveted it should be given a nable prize. Nothing beats being pampered like that.

Second, she went right to a place I love that never gets taken care of. My backside, she was playing with it non stop. Them long agile fingers drove me nuts. From now on I will only hit places with table showers.

Does anyone know if Relax has one at the new place? I live right down the street and if they do I will be there every week.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]It looks like its an Asian place now. Anyone hear anything?[/QUOTE]Yes it's an Asian place now. Advertises on CL under erotic. Talked to an
Asian guy on the phone, told him the old place sucked, he said 'new management, much better now'. Stopped by, had a great table shower and massage by a young, very attractive Asian girl, $60. Asked about extras and was turned down flat. Spoke to the Asian girl and the girl at the front, asked why do you advertise in the erotic section and then don't deliver. They claimed ignorance, 'we don't do the advertising'. Same bullshit asshole posting to lure people in.

It was early, so only Judy was available. She said she had worked there for about three weeks. She's quite pretty, thin, A cups, but - to put this politely - she does not have the innocent, girly look that some other Asian therapists have.

TS was clinical, with no accidental touching.

During the massage, I tried to break the ice and complimented her on her looks and her skilled hands. She smiled, but her attitude remained detached during the entire massage.

I wanted a HE only. She insisted on payment before continuing. That was major turnoff for me, and my little one fell asleep while I was searching for the wallet. She at least allowed my curious hands to explore. Not out of enthusiasm, I'm sure, but simply to speed up the process.

On my way out, I spotted another talent sitting in the entrance area. Didn't get the name of that beauty, so I guess I'll have to go back and find out.

I don't report too often, but if you do your homework, you'll see I've paid a few worthwhile visits to Mercy on Michigan. I called twice today to see if Lucy was working. No answer. I was there a week ago Sunday and it was dead quiet. Wendy seemed to be working alone and left the door to the massage room open, which is not at all the style up there. Also had some PMs on this site from a curious bystander with probably as few reports as me, asking questions I frankly didn't know how to answer. All I've ever had there was a compassionate and skillful massage. It'd be a shame if the place was out of business.

Stopped by 7 Heaven on Ashland today and met an exotic beauty named Rina, she said that her mother was from India. She gives a beautiful massage but seeing that this was my first time in this parlor she offered me a glass a water to finish the massage.- typical for many places. Mamasan was pleasant and suggested that her best girls were on vacation. I'll return for a VIP massage and a hot towel.

Some places I have been recently.

Heaven spa: dempster/wkgn

Yang massage: lincoln/peterson shy

Seventh heaven: lake cook

Lisunias: harlem

I went to seventh heaven (lake cook road)today and my masseuse was anna. Mamasan charged me 80 for an hour with alot of negotiation but did not agree. No Extras were offered. Massage was good and the girls are good looking too (mostly Polish). Will not repeat.

I've been busy and just caught up on the last month of posts here. There was a discussion of places to eat by HG and MWM (I almost always get hungry after a good massage) so I have decided to add my 2 cents.

Carbon on 26th near Elegant is owned by Ricobene's. The Steak is just ok. The eliotes sp? Is a spicy cream style corn that is interesting. I guess all of the rolling carts sell this stuff, but I've never ate at one. The guys said that the tilapia is good. I'll try that another time.

Freddies on 31st and Union has a better breaded steak and Lina's on 32nd and Morgan has a great slice of Pizza and homemade Italian ice in season (as does Freddies).

Mexico Steak House at 2983 S. Archer is my favorite in the area for Mexican. It's pretty close to Xindy and real close to Relax. The food is all family made and I think that the flame grilled steak is very good for skirt. The chicken enchilada suizas are great rolled with sour cream and their mole is pretty decent although it's not to the gourmet level you get in high end Nuevo Latino places. The guacamole is great and the salsa and chips are always fresh and the salsa goes from mild to really nice and spicy depending on the seed content. Stay away from the beef unless you like the Mexican style that they offer. It's served with carrots and potatoes and it reminds me (and a few friends) of cat food. To each his own I guess.

Ed's pot sticker house. 32nd and Halsted. This is a great authentic Chinese place. They hardly speak any English, so you mostly see Chinese people in there. That to me is a good sign for a Chinese place. The soup dumplings, pot stickers filled with soup are a real winner. The Eggplant lightly fried is great too. Everything here seems to have less oil and fat than the usual Americanized Chinese places, so there is a nice light taste and you taste the food instead of the oil.

Ok, that's it for the mongering food critic. Back on your backs gentlemen.

CL check: Has anyone TOFFT?

[quote]_________Julia's HAPPY HAPPY HOUR: option to start smilin', REAL MASSAGE in between. Receive the entire hour, donation 135 flat, hands only
_________Julia's HAPPY(half) hour: one smile and REAL MASSAGE 85 donation flat, hands only
_________European Massage (aka prostate massage) additional 20 to any massage.
Natural C cups, large hourglass figure. Beautiful face.
___________________WELL REVIEWED ON Chicago's TER.


~ETIQUETTE~
Nothing happens below my waist line.
Other services NOT offered.
I am not a wet nurse.
This is about you r-e-l-a-x-i-n-g in a friendly atmosphere for a GREAT TOTAL BODY MASSAGE.

No Texts/pages,No emails No blocked calls.

Say it then spray it
PLEASE SAY: "I WANT TO VISIT YOU".

DON'T TALK/ASK FOR ANYTHING
~Silence is Golden~
Just say: "I want to visit you". Thanks!
XOXO, Julia (312)203~9721 Cell phone calls please.[/quote]Interested, but not sure if cool but 2x session might be appealing,

I have been scanning CL, Eros, Backpages, Midnight, citivibe and checking ter for a great massage provider, and while I have a few leads, I sure could use some personal recommendations from the massage afficianados here. If you have info to share, please pm. Maybe a few of us can start a database of good independent and AMP/emp girls for access by verified seniors. A few of us have done this at different times in the past.

Every time I hit an AMP, which is probably 5-8 times a year, the massage quality is really all across the board. I would really like to find a few really great theraputic massage girls who do good extras to have in my rolodex. If she is nice eye candy or a fun girl, that is a bonus. Ideally I'd like to find someone in the S. Suburbs near or around Oak Lawn/Blue Island, but the odds seem to be a lot better in the city.

I used to see Brandy of Massage by Brandy but she has obviously retired and moved on. She was a very cute late 20's girl who gave a great massage and a tug. The same could be said about Goddess Diana until she got a little too weird. She was recently targeted and busted by the other condo owners in her building who didn't like her having her "office" there. She is now plying her magic in New Orleans. I have also seen Winnie who gives a great massage, but I would like to have more variety.

Any feedback on the other girls advertising out there would be appreciated before I toft. I don't see much/any discussion of the CL or other online massage girls here.

[QUOTE=Chiguy67]Some places I have been recently.

Heaven spa: dempster/wkgn

Yang massage: lincoln/peterson shy

Seventh heaven: lake cook

Lisunias: harlem

I went to seventh heaven (lake cook road)today and my masseuse was anna. Mamasan charged me 80 for an hour with alot of negotiation but did not agree. No Extras were offered. Massage was good and the girls are good looking too (mostly Polish). Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]They are Russian. I would suggest going back and asking for Veronica. One of the best in the business. They are very careful there so it may take some work to get the VIP.

Walked over there this afternoon - signed in at the door - and the guy said that they had closed and if I wanted accupuncture i had to call their chinatown office to make an appointment

I called chinatown and they said I could have an appointment with Lisa - so they are still open


I wonder what happend to maggie

[QUOTE=SportingLife]I've been busy and just caught up on the last month of posts here. There was a discussion of places to eat by HG and MWM (I almost always get hungry after a good massage) so I have decided to add my 2 cents.

Ok, that's it for the mongering food critic. Back on your backs gentlemen.[/QUOTE]You made me think of another worth mentioning... Bangkok Thai 55 at 451 W. 31st Street. ---SaWadDee---

I made an appointment with Mercy on Monday, the door guy said the same thing about them being closed, but I headed up to their suite. Wendy was there with another girl, not sure who. Upon the finish, she was very apprehensive, but went to work for a quality job well done.

Sorry to see them close their doors.

Has anyone been to the other MP in the area?

[QUOTE=Skonsk]Walked over there this afternoon - signed in at the door - and the guy said that they had closed and if I wanted accupuncture i had to call their chinatown office to make an appointment

I called chinatown and they said I could have an appointment with Lisa - so they are still open


I wonder what happend to maggie[/QUOTE]