Massage Parlor Reports

Decided to venture a little further south to check out a couple of place based on reviews on another site.

First stop was about a week and a half ago. Stopped in Paradise Spa in Nokomis. Nancy answered the door which was the provider I was looking for. Late 30's, tall about 5'9" nice looking but not a hotty, average build. Paid. 7 for the hour, nice TS with some teasing. Back to room, about 15 min massage 2/10 then the flip. Immediately asks what I want. Elected to go for just the CBJ. She says $ . 2 I told her no way I would give her. 8 she counters with $ and I hold firm. She eventually agrees, turn her back to me and I hear an odd noise and realize she is taking the saran wrap out of her pocket. Ughhhhhhh. After a lack luster effort she finishes me with a tug and cleans me up. As I go to leave I hand her the. 8 and she say so me no, 120. I told her no we agreed on 80 and that is what she got. Out the door I went. Most definitely will not return.

Second stop was Last Friday in Venice. On the trail called Eastern Arts. Again based on a review from another site.

Was hoping to see Tina due to the review I saw but there was only one provider there name Lisa I think, although her pronunciation was Leesha. Early to mid 40's, straight shaped body and not too attractive. Figured initial why not, might be a good tug at least. Paid. 7 for the hour which lasted an entire 15 minutes including TS. 5 min TS then to the room about a 5 min light oil soft touch interrupted by 2 mongers coming in. One she sent directly to a room and the other she sent away. So it was obvious this was going to be a rush job. She asked me if I wanted everything (which I really didn't) and said $$. I look at her and said no way. Offerd. 8 just to see what she would say. She countered with $. 5 so I told her I paid for an hour and she is going to rush me out for another client waiting so I got up and grabbed my clothes to dress and leave. She took my clothes out of my hands, offer to do FS for $. I said no grabbed my clothes back and started to dress. She then tried to take them back again and offered a HJ for. 5. I told her she was nuts and wouldn't see me again and out the door I went. This entire process from beginning of TS to when I went out the door lasted less than 20 min. Needless to say, this place will no longer be on my radar.

Looks like I will have to remain a bit further north with the occasional stop in the Ft Myers area.

Stay safe my friends.

Dog out.

You have saved many of us from the Chinese cash trap. These places have sprung up all over the west coast and hard to tell without good reporting.

Nice work! Thank you for Taking two for the team.

T.

[QUOTE=Reddog62;3756895]Decided to venture a little further south to check out a couple of place based on reviews on another site.

First stop was about a week and a half ago. Stopped in Paradise Spa in Nokomis. Nancy answered the door which was the provider I was looking for. Late 30's, tall about 5'9" nice looking but not a hotty, average build. Paid. 7 for the hour, nice TS with some teasing. Back to room, about 15 min massage 2/10 then the flip. Immediately asks what I want. Elected to go for just the CBJ. She says $ . 2 I told her no way I would give her. 8 she counters with $ and I hold firm. She eventually agrees, turn her back to me and I hear an odd noise and realize she is taking the saran wrap out of her pocket. Ughhhhhhh. After a lack luster effort she finishes me with a tug and cleans me up. As I go to leave I hand her the. 8 and she say so me no, 120. I told her no we agreed on 80 and that is what she got. Out the door I went. Most definitely will not return.

Second stop was Last Friday in Venice. On the trail called Eastern Arts. Again based on a review from another site.

Was hoping to see Tina due to the review I saw but there was only one provider there name Lisa I think, although her pronunciation was Leesha. Early to mid 40's, straight shaped body and not too attractive. Figured initial why not, might be a good tug at least. Paid. 7 for the hour which lasted an entire 15 minutes including TS. 5 min TS then to the room about a 5 min light oil soft touch interrupted by 2 mongers coming in. One she sent directly to a room and the other she sent away. So it was obvious this was going to be a rush job. She asked me if I wanted everything (which I really didn't) and said $$. I look at her and said no way. Offerd. 8 just to see what she would say. She countered with $. 5 so I told her I paid for an hour and she is going to rush me out for another client waiting so I got up and grabbed my clothes to dress and leave. She took my clothes out of my hands, offer to do FS for $. I said no grabbed my clothes back and started to dress. She then tried to take them back again and offered a HJ for. 5. I told her she was nuts and wouldn't see me again and out the door I went. This entire process from beginning of TS to when I went out the door lasted less than 20 min. Needless to say, this place will no longer be on my radar.

Looks like I will have to remain a bit further north with the occasional stop in the Ft Myers area.

Stay safe my friends.

Dog out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BleedTheFreak;3755125]Sorry guys I guess I am a little behind on my game lately. I've been tied up with personal badgers as well as problematic utr badger. I am free of all that now. On the hunt for new participants.[/QUOTE]What's the meaning of badger?

I am in town from St Louis and the wife wanted to get a massage. We went to the AMP on Miami in downtown Venice since I had read some reviews on here that sounded like it could be fun. I wanted separate rooms. Mamasan said no reservation, no massage and handed me a business card. Using Google we found another AMP oat 807 Hwy 41 Bypass. No one was there so we each got a room and I got "Pat" slim lady probably in her 40's. I have to say she did a very good massage, but I was hoping for a little more. I told her that I didn't need the towel for drapoing, hooping that she would get the hint. There was no teasing but I did let my hands roam first on her legs then her ass. She didn't protest and unless it was my imiganation she rubbed her crotch on my arm. On the flip she covered me completely with the towel and never got close to the boys. She finished again with not a hint of teasing. I asked if she offered anything else and just kind of started at Mr, so I made a JO motion and she smiled an said oh no we would get in trouble for that. So if you are looking for more than a decent massage, I would avoid this place.

[QUOTE=Rub101;3757004]What's the meaning of badger?[/QUOTE]A badger is a creature in the animal kingdom. They usually have low IQs and and 99% have bad candy habits.

Most badgers have a Skinny Pete who is limp. Some badgers have bad hygiene and dirty feet. Watch out for these.

The shelf life of badgers is short. And often stay with Uncle regularly. Never ever try to control / captain a badger. As they cannot be tamed and the situation will always end bad.

[QUOTE=Ripper69;3758082]A badger is a creature in the animal kingdom. They usually have low IQs and and 99% have bad candy habits.

Most badgers have a Skinny Pete who is limp. Some badgers have bad hygiene and dirty feet. Watch out for these.

The shelf life of badgers is short. And often stay with Uncle regularly. Never ever try to control / captain a badger. As they cannot be tamed and the situation will always end bad.[/QUOTE]Got it. Had a provider ask me the meaning of the term. Now I can answer correctly, LOL.

I am in Sarasota for a few days and wondered if I could get a recommendation on someone to see while I am in town. A massage and BBBJ would be ideal but not a must. I'm with family so I will need to go to her and someone close to the Aloft would be great! If you are ever in the Va Beach area and want some recommendations, I'll gladly help you out!

Hey guys I normally post on the bradenton forum although not for a while, anyway you could say I became a little obsessed with jack shack Jennifer (top floor Cortez) for a great massage and HE. I'm going back up north this weeks as winter over for me but I was in this week for one last tug and when I said I hope to see you next year she said, No! That she was retiring at the end of the month. Through general chat she told me she was also the boss at Jade on bee ridge some years back (maybe some you guys will remember her).

Anyway just thought you guys might want one last proper massage before she heads off to pastures new. Give her a good send off and write some nice stuff on her farewell post. Good luck!

My ATF Avalon moved from Orlando to St Pete, nice safe incall, our loss is your gain!

See her ads in the St Pete sister site and reviews in the Orlando area, you will be very happy!

Have fun.

DS.

She does look smoking hot for sure.

[QUOTE=DocSter;3780158]My ATF Avalon moved from Orlando to St Pete, nice safe incall, our loss is your gain!

See her ads in the St Pete sister site and reviews in the Orlando area, you will be very happy!

Have fun.

DS.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=DocSter;3780158]My ATF Avalon moved from Orlando to St Pete, nice safe incall, our loss is your gain!

See her ads in the St Pete sister site and reviews in the Orlando area, you will be very happy!

Have fun.

DS.[/QUOTE]What does this have to do with massage??

[QUOTE=BleedTheFreak;3780565]What does this have to do with massage??[/QUOTE]She's licensed LMT.

Second time down here visited AMP near public's Stickney point. I left happy but it was a bad massage. I am looking for a private provider that offered s great massage and HE. Please PM me.

[QUOTE=TBone1970;3783776]Second time down here visited AMP near public's Stickney point. I left happy but it was a bad massage. I am looking for a private provider that offered s great massage and HE. Please PM me.[/QUOTE]There is a place across 41 by hotel near where you were. It is on the west side of 41. Vicky 40 ish cute AMP girl. Great deep tissue massage with happy. Best in the biz. I have seen. Her six times. All great. Don't think any other extras besides h / e.