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[QUOTE=KingOfGreece;5785816]"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
[/QUOTE]After a long time mongering I can say this list is spot-on.
Agree so funny when they ask are you law enforcement. Don't they get they don't have to tell. Like oh you got me LOL.
[QUOTE=KingOfGreece;5785816]"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.[/QUOTE]Absolutely spot on. And pretty much the same when you're playing in the Sugar / UTR arena too, but with additional caveats:
Other: Black.
Middle Eastern: Black (usually).
Curvy: Average or Fat or Really Fat.
Average: Low Self Esteem.
29: Maybe 29, but probably 37 or older.
Smokes Occasionally: I use mouthwash and / or I reek of cannabis.
"Not Looking For Anything Serious": "I'm a professional. ".
"Let's get to know each other online first": Rinser.
[QUOTE=KingOfGreece;5785816]"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]LOL 😂 I will be in town in 2 wks, can you guys recommend a good provider? I have a SA membership, but will be in town only for one night.
Spent a few weeks in your great state and had a few encounters I'd like to repay the forum on. All of these girls I found via the other board seams to be the only one really working. Unfortunately USA dominates on the east coast but lags significantly in Denver for info.
First off was a season with Tantrica very smart beautiful 20 something. Like most tantric experiences expensive but interesting and fun. Most tantric providers are a bit older this was the exception that proves the rule. She was beautiful fit had a lovely in call in new apartment with comfortable table. We spent several minutes with breathing exercises and getting into a comfortable mindset. Off to the table for a very talented massage and finished with a tantric edging experience. Was a very nice experience but for what was paid could do much better at home. For that not a repeat but if you have some mad money and want a unique experience worth the splurge.
Second was an unexpected duo with Audrey Astor. She is an attractive older provider. On my way to our appointment she mentioned she had a friend and offered me a double for an extra 1. 5 so I said WTF and went for it. Was treated to two early 50's fit ladies in lingerie and we had some drinks and got aquatinted a bit of a late afternoon party. Off to the bedroom where we participated in various sexual activities. The ladies are definitely into each other and love driving you crazy. Fun experience both girls were totally fun and into it would repeat with those two again they have skills!
Lastly visited Jewel spa ok service for Korean girl not the best FS experience at a spa but would do in a pinch. They had two other providers a Latina and Dominican neither did anything for me. Ok spa wouldn't go out of my way to visit compared to the spas we have in Orlando.
Had an appointment with Renee Reese she has been on my radar for a few years but sadly got sick at end of trip and had to cancel. Oh well there is always the next visit to Denver.
Thanks to the members who contribute and help guide us travelers always willing to share info with fellow contributing members about central Florida.
The dude abides.
[QUOTE=YoungAndFun007;5788400]Agree so funny when they ask are you law enforcement. Don't they get they don't have to tell. Like oh you got me LOL.[/QUOTE]Rule 1: They can lie when undercover.
Rule 2: They are allowed limited sexual contact when undercover.
Rule 3: If your in a car they will almost never get in as it puts them into unreasonable danger.
Rule 4: Didn't you read the first 3 rules because you should have.
Now be safe.
Have fun.
For Rule 2, how much? I imagine kiss, touch over clothes, hugs, etc, but can the grab your dick in your pants?
Isn't alcohol a good thing? Have them drink? Probably not now that I think about it.
[QUOTE=MagikalMassag;5794587]Rule 1: They can lie when undercover.
Rule 2: They are allowed limited sexual contact when undercover.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DukesFord;5797033]For Rule 2, how much? I imagine kiss, touch over clothes, hugs, etc, but can the grab your dick in your pants?
Isn't alcohol a good thing? Have them drink? Probably not now that I think about it.[/QUOTE]There are several YouTube videos and law pages about the level they can go to. And until a couple years ago at least in Utah they could have sex as long as it wasn't pleasurable.
So the level is set differently in places. But as to what they cannot do. If an escort coming to your place drinking would be an option.
Though might I recommend a motel / hotel. Don't offer party favors unless your a repeat.
Most female officers won't allow insertion of fingers from a stranger of course.
Best rule is if you gut screams cop leave.
Just be careful.
Yes in some places they can do limited sex. As for Colorado it's a bit more restricted but they can get you other ways still.
Just visiting Colfax and stopping they can say you intended unless there's a good reason to be there.
Specialty restaraunt or friends house help. Have your excuse ready in advance.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/59mbkx/police-are-allegedly-sleeping-with-sex-workers-before-arresting-them
Be safe.
Have fun.
Always talk in the vehicle as that is where they don't want to be.
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Hello fellow mongers, I got a job and making a permanent move to the mile high city. I was wondering if anybody knows the where abouts of a provider that use to go by Khloe Babes? She she used to provide service out of an apartment in Westminster.
Hey fellow mongers, I'll be in town the first week of March and wanted to see what recommended talent you Broncos have in the ways of sexy doubles partners. FS and GFE are a must, preferably under 35. Any solos that are amazing providers would be great info too if my doubles plan doesn't play out.
Thanks in advance for any recommendations!
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Ended up seeing Chloe, who happens to be visiting from Texas. She had a great ass but a bitchy attitude. Went to her somewhat ok hotel in Colfax where she seemed to try and get me out as fast as possible. Didn't allow me to touch her boobs and didn't take her top off at all, which sucks because in the photos they look great. I wouldn't recommend, but if you really just want to fuck a fat white ass, then the qv is the way to go.
Mongers:
Hey, do we know anything worthwhile about this one?
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I keep thinking I've seen reports, but can't find them. Nor really my type, but if things are as they're portrayed, think it'd be fun to play with those for a while!
Curious,
HH, SS,
-SH.
[QUOTE=TheSwampHawk;5805292]Mongers:
Hey, do we know anything worthwhile about this one?
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I keep thinking I've seen reports, but can't find them. Nor really my type, but if things are as they're portrayed, think it'd be fun to play with those for a while!
Curious,
HH, SS,
-SH.[/QUOTE]User 124206 at TOB, Carleybustygirl.
Search her phone number, she's also on TER.
There are reports of her being a possible addict and having a possible pimp / thug around if I recall correctly, these would be about a year or older.