Massage Parlor Reports

Agreed, great first post. I've read a lot of good info off here too, it's a great to get some insight and reward the places that cater to what each of us prefers.

On the AMP topic, I have yet to visit one, but constantly find myself in that area of town literally dirty from manhandling equipment or just a bit funky from being in a truck some days doing bids.

Do any of these places have a standard shower to rinse off? I'd really hate to subject any lady to a working mans sweat. I know the table shower gets the goods clean, but I hardly think it would be a replacement for a proper shower. I'm not talking about oil and grime, but a 190# guys normal wear and tear.

I'm considerate and a gentleman, and inquiring for the best interests of all. I assume I would have a much better massage should I arrive clean already, but curious if its commonplace as I hear truckers talk about making stops on their way through.

Appreciate all the commentary on here.

C

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1571055]I was under the impression that the other MP on 31 was affiliated with Houliang. If that's the case the where did the "masterbation assistance" come from. That seems kind of out of character for a legit MP affiliation. And what's up with the paper shorts? Do you have those on during the massage? I need more info on that.[/QUOTE]Spider Man, no shorts during the massage, only during the shower. As far as the self service, she provided no assistance, just permission. My tool was never actually exposed, but it was obvious that it was going nowhere, so I guess she decided to let me handle it.

Smoke

Jokes, a good table shower, or should I say, a good attendant will scrub you from stem to stern. However, I wouldn't go too funky. Hell, I've taken in a full change of clothes so that I didn't have to drive all the way home after work.

Well I broke down and visited the place on 31 last night. I was debating on it or Panda until I read Joda's poat and decided to go that route. All I can say is that I was thoroughly disappointed. The girl was somewhat cute. Had a nice body, decent tits, but would be considered a "butterface" in any fashion. The business itself is very classy as far as MP 's go. She took me to the room, gave me instructions and the bag with paper shorts. Went to get the TS and after laying facedown for about 5 minutes I was then laying facedown in a pillow full of water. She was scrubbing and then would lift the paper shorts and scrub the backside kinda half ass. On the flip the same thing, except she got about waistband low downstairs. I went in expecting the $59 dollar price included the TS. But at the end I was told it was $79. I was under the impression that they had some sort of water massage they did. Anyway after trying to explain my thoughts, I just gave up. It felt like I was trying to eplain to someone in Singapore who Dale Earnhardt was. To make a long story short, unless you absolutely have to have one, I would pass on the TS. Anyway I get led back to the room and told take off evrything and get under the sheet. She comes in, turns the lights down as low as you can get and starts the massage with my back and glutes. Nothing to get worked up about. She moved to the lower body and about the same ampount of attention. On the flip she does both legs and comes nowhere near my balls. The whole experience to this point was nothing to write home about. I was figuring if there was no HJ on the table, at least I would get a great massage. That didn't happen. The massage was one step above a light rubdown. So, when she started with the other leg, I started in my "leg." The room was almost dark and I was trying to work up some wood so when she started on my upper body and stomach, I would give her a subtle hint. But after she finished with the legs, she says "dank eww" and that was it.

My computer fucked out on me mid post, so let me get back to it. So anyway I'm laying there in almost darkness with a half chub and she's done. No upper body, no stomach, nothing. As she's gathering up her lotions and things, I'm pounding my belly with my unit to get her attention, or just to get some sort of reaction. But nothing. So being me, when she left I just grabbed a little of her massage lotion and went to town and utilized a few of there Kleenaxes. All in all the whole thing sucked. The worst part was leaving there all greased from that shit she massaged me with. That shit wouldn't come off. All that she left me with was that robe and it didn't do anything. It felt like someone armor all'd me. Maybe it's one of those places where the more you go, the comfortable they get. For all she knows I could have been LE. I was more disappointed in the massage than anything. I needed a good massage and that came nowhere close. It was like a massage from Pam from Healing Touch. I wished I remembered her name, but you could only make out about 1 out of 10 words.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1573183]My computer fucked out on me mid post, so let me get back to it. So anyway I'm laying there in almost darkness with a half chub and she's done. No upper body, no stomach, nothing. As she's gathering up her lotions and things, I'm pounding my belly with my unit to get her attention, or just to get some sort of reaction. But nothing. So being me, when she left I just grabbed a little of her massage lotion and went to town and utilized a few of there Kleenaxes. All in all the whole thing sucked. The worst part was leaving there all greased from that shit she massaged me with. That shit wouldn't come off. All that she left me with was that robe and it didn't do anything. It felt like someone armor all'd me. Maybe it's one of those places where the more you go, the comfortable they get. For all she knows I could have been LE. I was more disappointed in the massage than anything. I needed a good massage and that came nowhere close. It was like a massage from Pam from Healing Touch. I wished I remembered her name, but you could only make out about 1 out of 10 words.[/QUOTE]I hate that you had such a bad experience Spider. I really don't know what's been going on with them. Cause like I mentioned in my first post, after the great experience I had, they have not come no where near close to matching. Now I'm getting the paper shorts showers. But what shocked me was that you didn't have a good standard massage. From my experience they normally are pretty consistent in that area. I believe I'm giving up with them for now anyways. Until another one of you guys have a successful try. I really don't understand their direction right now.

I've noticed a massage place in Albertville. She stays open late and says that she does "all types" of massages. She has a license, but so does Healing Touch (all they do is HJ.) Anybody been to Albertville? I'd like to know what to expect, since I'm up there with work from time to time.

I have been to many AMPs around the country and I have learned that if the attendants are Chinese, you will get a half-ass massage and you will not leave happy. You want happy, you need a Korean or Thai attendant.

Dam I miss the Paradise but I like Bali just fine.

[QUOTE=Slska20;1575859]I've noticed a massage place in Albertville. She stays open late and says that she does "all types" of massages. She has a license, but so does Healing Touch (all they do is HJ.) Anybody been to Albertville? I'd like to know what to expect, since I'm up there with work from time to time.[/QUOTE]What's the name of the place?

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric;1568861]Back in the day, I used to see Felicia at Healing Touch / Muscular Therapy (any old-timers remember her) who was the queen of teasing. But she did it for cash. If you offered her the right tip, you could get something.[/QUOTE]I used to see Felicia, Robbie and the others at Muscular Therapy, and then at Healing Touch, when it changed locations. Never was sure what all might be available from Felicia. Anything more than HE ever available? I know with Robbie, sky was the limit, and then she had a change of heart.

Ultimate Therapy I believe.

[QUOTE=Keilwerth;1576156]What's the name of the place?[/QUOTE]

Has anyone ventured to VIP since they have been advertising new management. Is it better or still the same old same old?

I tried VIP a few weeks back, but after their change in advertising. It's still the same place, just different ads. I've usually enjoyed my visits there but this last time was a disappointment. Still left happy but massage was very short.

Besides VIP and Bali, what else is there? I don't like going to either because of location, way too sketchy. Or I'm just paranoid.

[QUOTE=Spencer1000;1577600]I tried VIP a few weeks back, but after their change in advertising. It's still the same place, just different ads. I've usually enjoyed my visits there but this last time was a disappointment. Still left happy but massage was very short.[/QUOTE]Are there any other AMP in birmingham that will give HE? I don't like Bali or VIP because of the location so what are other options?