Mon on Frey during the day
After strolling thru the ghost town off p town I head to Frey with lower standards just needing to hear a little music before heading home. With a loose Jackson and pockets full of stress I eagerly combed the streets. Just as I was giving up I get a text from crystal she's in Newark limited time to settle up some affairs before heading back to pa. I scoop her up on Frey near DD. We found a quiet spot she sand a great song and was on my way.
Picking strawberries in the winter!!
No good deed goes unpunished!
I wanted to share my experience from Monday. I was driving my girl's car on Frey and Emmit around 8 PM. I noticed a really short BSW on the corner waving at me. I gave her the once over and noticed that even though she was ugly as sin, she had humongous tits! I am definitely a big booty lover, but I could appreciate this girl's gigantic chest! I rolled down my window to ask her name and she BEGGED me for a ride. She said "She was freezing cold and could she please have a ride to Central avenue so she could go home". I had no intentions of going out with her at that time, but I figured I could give her a ride, grab her number and then play with them titties at another time.
As soon as "Strawberry" jumped in my car she immediately started with the BS.
Strawberry: "Thank you so much for the ride. Don't worry, I am going to hook you up with a free BJ. I just want to get out of the cold, I haven't made any money tonight. ".
TL: "No, that ok. You don't have to do that, just give me your number so I can call you later.
Strawberry: "No, I will give you a free sample so you can see what I can do. I will hook you up as soon as we get to my place!
TL: "You don't need to do that, it's alright".
Then she started commenting on how big her tits were and did I want to see them and still trying to insist on sucking my dick once we got in front of her apartment. When we pulled in front of her place I pulled put my phone and grabbed her number, then she said "Let me show you my tits. You are going to love them". She pulled up her sweater and sure enough the tits were huge!
I thanked her for showing me her breasts and said I would call her later that night so we could hook up, next thing I know this hoe says.
Strawberry: "Come on TL! I showed you my tits, now you have to give me some money!
TL: I didn't ask to see your tits, you wanted to show them to me. I'll call you later, good night!
Strawberry: "I am not getting out until you give me some money! Come on now, you need to pay me, give me a few dollars!
TL: "Biatch! Are you crazy? I just hooked you up with a ride, you didn't have to pay for a cab. Now you need to get out of my car!
Strawberry: "I am not getting out of this car, till you give me some money! You saw my tits, so you need to pay me!
I looked at the console between the seats and noticed that there was about 3 dollars in quarters, so I told her I would give the change I had on me and then I wanted her to get out. I gave her the change, she put it inher purse and then told me she she still needed more money because "That little bit of change wasnt enough for her". I was super pissed and I thought about either driving up to a police car and telling them that she wouldn't get out or punching her ugly ass in the face. SInce I was in my lady's car, I was scared that if the police became involved, they would call her to come pick up the car and then she would see that I had a hoe in her car. S0 I knew I had to play it cool.
Strawberry and I argued for about another 3 minutes about her leaving without any money. I was getting madder and madder by the second. Finally, I reached into my poket and pulled out a one dollar bill. I told her if she got out right now I would give her the dollar. She said she wasnt getting obecause then I would just pull away. She wanted me to put the money in her purse. I knew if I did that she would just continue to sit her fat ass in my car and ask for more money.
After another two minutes of arguing, I had had enough. I rolled the windows down and turned off the engine. (I didn't want to give her the chance to lock my door once I got out and then I couldn't get back into the car). I grabbed "The Club" from the back seat. (Yes, my lady still uses the club on her car. LOL!) Anyway, I grabbed the club and yelled in my roughest voice "If you don't get the fuck out of my car right now, I am going to fuck you up! I jumped out of my car and ran around the front to the passenger door. I yanked the door open really hard and lifted the club like I was going to smash her in the head with it. Instantly, her attitude changed. She went from asshole to sweet in 2 seconds.
Strawberry: "Awww baby, why are you so upset? Come on. You are so crazy! You don't need to do all of that. You know I am going to suck you dick so good when we get together. I am going to swallow and everything".
TL: "Get the fuck out now!
Finally she got out, I closed the door, jumped back into the drivers side, started the engine and drove away. Pissed as hell and really confused about what just happened. Luckily, the police werent involved and it didn't get any worse. I have been mongering for almost 20 years and I have never had a hoe pull anything like this before. I've had a couple of runners take off with my money, but nothing this crazy. I learned an extremely important lesson that night "Never let a hoe into your car unless you plan on going out with her right then and there!
Sorry for writing a novel, but I just wanted to share my story with the board.
