Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]I am glad to see that sanity is returning to this thread. I have an insight to the world SH writes. As he implied, he writes only of that which is really new for him, and that leaves little to explore.

SH is the undisputed king of the club in both CS and TCWNN. They are his creation, and he is walking a fine line between too much and too little information. Kirsty and I were comparing notes and love the parts we play as "princes" in his kingdom.

I have the same problem in Nogi. That is why I have yet to party with SH in Nogi. He is not used to playing the wingman. <8-) Anyway, this is a public service announcement for those who want to party with LoveLOS.

[post=622321]Time is running out.[/post]

Be well all.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Maybe next time your in town I'll stop in the club and hang for a drink or two.

[QUOTE=Feaster69]Maybe next time your in town I'll stop in the club and hang for a drink or two.[/QUOTE] I would be honored.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]...To Dick North and others who don't get what I'm doing...I am promoting the hobby. I am furthering the hobby by reporting what is possible for any serious hobbyist just the same as any other enthusiast would do about his pastime (autos and sports come to mind). I am reporting on the potential for anyone who seeks to play. In other words, "here's the target, now go out there and aim for it because you, too, can hit it." ...Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]
Sexhobbyist, we have had many exchanges and I believe have established a mutual trust, I appreciate that but must disagree with you vigorously about your recent posts.

A comparison of Strip Club mongering to auto & sports hobbies is nonsense and you know it.

If I enjoy working on a special auto do I use a vocabulary & phrasing that includes?:

"fuck his brains out."
"devoured my shaft into her sweet pussy reverse cowgirl"
"Her little friend was fucking me like it was her last sex ever."
"...took over by sliding me into her tight pussy and cumming almost immediately. Her little friend was now standing over me while I munched on her clit."
"At one point I had the hands of four different dancers working my dick at the same time. The women were taking their turn mounting me and getting their rocks off while others were sticking their heads into my lap to lick the dick/pussy connection point at the clit and others were licking and fondling from behind whoever was in my lap."

Your post was simply an outrage. You are obviously an intelligent person and have worked very hard to create the strip club opportunities, so why do you submit posts that threaten their existence by continuing to explicitly describe illegal activities? Further, you insult the many other mongers who are active on this thread and who are considerate and discrete in their posts and finally, your posts recklessly excite other forum visitors.

A very important point for all of us to remember is that the notion that we can safely submit our posts by only referencing 2 of the 3 critical facts or that we state that "I had a dream that I fucked Julie's brains out"
... is again, nonsense. Vice and anyone else who reads these reports will determine very quickly (and most likely already have) that illegal activities are occurring and they will be able to pinpoint the establishments that allow those activities.

I feel sorry for those individuals in the vip who are there when an UC is also in the vip witnessing the activities. Your butts will be in a sling.

Finally, I offer a quote from a well respected member who offered some excellent advice.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Gglee,
You have committed a serious breach of etiquette, you idiot. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read your private messages.

Your credibility on this forum has evaporated.

To all: One word...discretion.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

Take care all
DN

There simply is no way to convey our exploits without tippin off LE. If you give the message to joe reader, it's obvious to jonny law.

I prefer the forum red flags the rip offs, and denotes the basics necessary to get laid the world over under any and all circumstances. That should be enough for anyone.

Ed...

[QUOTE=Ed...]There simply is no way to convey our exploits without tippin off LE. If you give the message to joe reader, it's obvious to jonny law.
I prefer the forum red flags the rip offs, and denotes the basics necessary to get laid the world over under any and all circumstances. That should be enough for anyone.
Ed...[/QUOTE]
Ed, Your statement is an oversimplification of the facts. But very nice to hear from you.
And ... I do disagree in the sense that we can temper our reporting to minimize the excitement created by current reporting. I would love to hear an account of one of your recent monger activities.
Take Care
DN

...the only problem I see here is the definition of "discretion." I've done my part to contribute here, and this issue is the bane of this thread. I have a definition, SH has one, Dick has another, Ed another, and even the ignorant newbie you guys spanked last week has yet another... And we keep beating each other up when somebody gets in a snip about something somebody else writes.

At the risk of making my retirement seem like a last will and testament of the supermonger legend yada yada yada... Hell, if that is what is takes, take it any way that the bickering can stop for a while:
With all due respect to the strong personalities on this board, please FUCKING STOP IT. Here is the pecking order as I see it:[list][*]Every thread has a different discretion level. Obviously Strip Club takes more discretion than Street Reports - If you disagree at this point, stop reading now because you do not have the mental capacity to understand the concepts we are talking about here.[*]The senior member or members who WRITE the fucking forum must set the standard for their given thread. I.E. Until SH stops carrying this thread, and probably for a long time after, he is the undisputed El Gato of the thread. His definition of discretion is the biblical standard. [*]Other contributing members who wish to be a team player need to heed any PM or post made by SH requesting that they change the post. When I post something in error, I fix my post within minutes of SH's request to do so. I submit my will to him on this thread, others should fucking take a hint here.[*]If a member wants to control a forum on USG and ISG, the method is to partake in the hobby, report your findings, and build your creds one report at a time. Some members, such as industry insiders, seem to get recognition early, just a fact of life, I can trust Feaster is not a cop, which is half the battle here. Again, I hope this concept is not too difficult.[*]I do feel that Dick needs to take his issues with SH to PM. Dick, you are valued here as I have said many times both on this board and by PM, but you do not have the contribution credibility to tell SH that his post is an "outrage." BTW-I thought the report was outrageous in a good way.[/list]May I rest in peace.
LoveLOS

Wow obviously some of you are a tad jealous of a certain members activities, and chose to either not believe it or get mad and complain about it.

It is obvious SH gets a ton of free or low cost action, and the rest of us have to pay top $$$. I'm sure this pisses allot of you off, but if you hang in there for a few years you will get there too. But then again most people do not have that kind of patience.

I myself cant go often enough to develop relationships with dancers so i get what i can when i can and use my hand the rest of the time. I would love to walk in and have half a dozen girls come up to me begging for it, but its not going to happen anytime soon.

So quit all your complaining and go get some. You all know where and when to go, and its not too hard to figure out who does what. Just remember $$$ talks and being a crybaby gets you nothing.

I had about an hour and a half to kill today so I stopped into Ten's first since it had been a long time since my last visit. Now I remember why. I counted 7 girls, one on the stage, rate a 4, and six sitting on their asses doing NOTHING. This was at noon. I admit there were only about 6 guys as well but one goes hand in hand with the other. Few girls, no circulation, no customers. So I go down to TD's where I have a long standing friendship with a couple or three lovelies. One on hand, Christie, a hot little blonde spinner, who was unfortunately for me tied up the entire time by one greedy monger, lol. Good for her! My other cuties were off today, Sierra & Tia, so I had another hot little latina give me a couple of table dances. She was good but not so much that I wanted to head off to the VIP so as my time was winding down I called it an afternoon. I will say that the circulation and customer count at TD's was not much better than at Ten's. From what I have seen the past few times at TD's, the girls that have been around have their regulars that come to see them and the rest dont do much.

I may go see my personal favorite dancer tomorrow. She is one of those ladies that is difficult to forget and will enjoy every minute she spends with me. Then I may have to visit my special "closer girl" for round two. If I have any energy (read cash) left, I will have to pay a visit to our own special Juicy Amy as she gives the most senual dances of any girl I know. No chance of anything silly happening there, but well worth your time if you see our own Juicy one dancing.

Yep thats right now it is my turn to add my two cents and I don't care if you want to complain or not because I have read seven pages of BS! And am not happy and you know what happens when you make a dancer unhappy!!

First of all SH I wish this weren't so, I for one enjoyed the post as well as others did(you know who you are because you are always coming in asking all kinds of questions.) But I know I will still see you around the clubs, so until next time.

Since safe sex was mentioned in here I will also post about that. The few that decide to do what they do usually carry their own protection. Its not just you guys that have to worry they have to too. You would think by reading all of this that women are the ones carring deseases, think again. As for them getting busted or whatever, that is up to each and everone of those ladies doing whatever they do. They are adults and know the consequenses I think they decide for themselfs not a forum.

You guys are always coming in here reading the post, but not reading them at all, why? Do you actually need someone to spell it out for you? READ!!! There you go, stop coming in asking for free advice cause you are not ganna get it!!! Do you guys forget that I know who you are Lurkers, mongers, Newbies, and senior members not all of you are the sweetest angels. What the hell have you been reading because it obviously was not this forum.

Last saterday was one of the worst days I have ever worked and some of you were in there doing it too, you think you can go where ever you want and act like that. Let me tell you it doesn't get you anywhere. You want to come in here bitching and complaining because you didn't have a good time at the club, pulease that is your own fault, just think of how you have been towards the ladies your last few visits change and maybe then you will start to have a good time, until then happy hunting.


RESPECT is the number one issue to going to a strip club, hell dealing with anyone in generaly should require respect, but I guess some people were not taught that or somehow lost it along the way. I am done for now, so have a great weekend I know I will.

SH, again thx for the good advice and stories. Like Sean Connery said "Never say Never", so hope there's more in the future.

This question may be more for the few girls that read the forums, but 10+ years back when I lived in Tucson and frequented TDs East, I was a "nice guy" and to be honest just felt like a chump. You know, the guy who walks in and the girls know they can make some easy money, then leave him when he's out.

Now I play in a band in Phx, have friends and bandmates who date and have fun with girls who work the SC's, and it seems they like the "Bad Boys" best.

So... how does this work with the advise about being a Gentleman? (granted being a jerk and doing unwanted touching will get your face busted by the bouncer real fast)

thx for the advice,
HB

As mentioned below, I got to visit with my favorite girl today. As usual, she does not disappoint. Just a really fun time with a fun girl.

I also have to say that our own Amie was looking incredible in her simple black dress today. Nice choice. I did not get dances from her today but that was my loss. I also got the chance to meet her hubby - you can see how cool you need to be to score the heart of a true sensual lady.

A fun Saturday that bears repeating when the cashflow allows. Be safe out there.

This side of the Arizona board used to be a dead dog in the road. There were verey few reports of any kind on TUS. When I lived in PHX, the board used to have 20 reports on PHX to 1 on TUS. It is different now and Tucson has caught up with PHX in a big way.

It is the constant informative posts of Mr. SH, among countless others here who keep the board revived.

This is much like the lessons I learned in another life long ago when I used to hang out in chat rooms on AOL.Com. This stuff is not real life; it is an escape and chance to vent or air our views in an anonoymous social forum. (Chat rooms are the retarded great grandchild of CB radio).

Again, this is not real life and we need to sit back and enjoy the ride. It is not so serious that one needs to boogie off into the sunset. There is no need for anyone to abandon their efforts here. Roll with the punches and kick ass!!

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]This stuff is not real life; it is an escape and chance to vent or air our views in an anonoymous social forum. (Chat rooms are the retarded great grandchild of CB radio).[/QUOTE]Haha! Love it.

I must agree with Head Banger that being a too nice gets you nowhere, but being a jerk wont work either. There is a fine line in there somewhere that you gotta find your way into.

I am way too damn nice so i would guess more bad than good is whats needed.
It is tough to judge since all women want a different balance of bad and good.

Don't let the few dumbasses that were in the club last saturday keep you down Amie, we are not all that bad.