Massage Parlor Reports

A good friend of mine decided to TOFTT with this one and told me about it, he figured he didn't have much to lose at. 6 for a 1/2 hour. Very easy to set up! She's was in Cleveland that day, but said she works out of Elyria too. The location wasn't that bad during the day, but he wasn't sure if he would go there in the evening. She is the girl in the pictures, and she has a nice little body, with decent boobs, probably not DD, like the ad says, but big enough for her size. Her face is cute, the only thing he said was her teeth weren't the greatest, but it didn't bother him, they were there! The place wasn't filthy, like a lot of the places he's seen, just a lot of stuff for such a small apartment. She kept apologizing for the mess, if only she knew! The appointment started by both of them getting undressed, him completely, her down to her underwear. He laid on his stomach while she actually gave him a pretty decent back and leg rub. On the flip, she removed her bra, rubbed his legs and then finished the rest with the hand. Not too bad! She did indicate that it was that time of the month at one point, but eluded to FS being on the menu also. My friend doesn't ask too many questions, so not sure of donation or what is included in FS, or if YMMV applies. He only takes what he needs to the appointment, especially if he is TOFTT. All-in-all it was a good experience, her attitude was very good and I'm sure he'll go back for more next time.

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TOFFT again, I called her to set up a appointment, I was tol on the phone the rate listed if for a massage, but she tols me a $20 was for GFE, So I said OK. Went to house, and her version of GFE is a quick HJ and out the door in less than 15 minutes. Topless only.

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[QUOTE=Roboguy; 1679311]TOFFT again, I called her to set up a appointment, I was tol on the phone the rate listed if for a massage, but she tols me a $20 was for GFE, So I said OK. Went to house, and her version of GFE is a quick HJ and out the door in less than 15 minutes. Topless only.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-relax-with-me-and-leave-with-a-smile-24/11973865[/url][/QUOTE]I'd visit,

She could of atleast let ya daty.....

I'm heading off this afternoon to this young lady. Any one with info on her before I go?

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This is my back up plan if Heather falls through.

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[QUOTE=Kenny 70; 1680205]I'm heading off this afternoon to this young lady. Any one with info on her before I go?

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/heather-your-blonde-for-relaxation-and-friendly-pampering-touch-35/11214776[/url][/QUOTE]Good luck on the journey. She's been on my short list. Hope all goes well.

[QUOTE=Kenny 70; 1680210]This is my back up plan if Heather falls through.

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[QUOTE=PleezingU;1680358]The world awaits![/QUOTE]If you went with backup what were your thoughts, she has caught my eye

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1685150]If you went with backup what were your thoughts, she has caught my eye[/QUOTE]I like her looks. I did a little digging, and put her phone number in FB, the area she lives in concerns me. But I'm going to throw caution to the wind and go for it.

Does anyone have any information on this one before I go out searching for a new favorite?

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Stopped to see my old friend Mandy, its been awhile, forgot what a great rub she offers, todays was one of the best, still nothing more than her hands and naked body on mine but soo sexy, I like her, thinks she great and affordable, if only she would use her head she would be purrrrfect.

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H.

[QUOTE=VinnyB; 1687043]Does anyone have any information on this one before I go out searching for a new favorite?

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tess-_tess-massage-done-right-31/12840740[/url][/QUOTE]Well Vinny. The another site Review on Tess was pretty poor saying: "ok if it looks to good to be true it probably is. Would not provide much info on phone in regards to service and price. Had to beat around the Bush to get an approximate feel for the price and service. New to the business but not new to ripping guys off. Will not return but it should not be a problem because she will not be around much once word gets out. Vips read on."

Now I don't know the reviewer nor have I seen Tess, but reading this might make me a little cautious.

[QUOTE=CleveGuy35;1680318]Good luck on the journey. She's been on my short list. Hope all goes well.[/QUOTE]Had a dream I Saw her recently. Very cool chick. Works it of a loft on the eastside if town. Place is nice but you shouldn't go bye there after dark. Decent massage. Soft hands. Rub and tug. Hands roam freely. I'm about 98% sure GFE is available. Set me back $1 for the hr.

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Okay guys, I get that YMMV on a lot of this stuff, but I really was disappointed with Danielle down at Mikes.

So let me tell you what happened:

First I really wish Mike's would operate later in the evening. As I was walking in, one of his customers from his LEGIT business walked in right before me. Talk about awkward. Thankfully I know what he does on the books so I said I had an appointment with him, but she could go first as I was in no hurry. If I were someone new to Mike's that could have gone WAY wrong really quick. Especially since this customer was a woman.

Anyways, I square up with Mike and he throws me in the worst room, the one right next to his office, and it's so shodily built you can see through the crack next to the door INTO his office probably about a quarter of an inch, so it always makes you wonder if he hears what you're doing and that's a bit fuckin creepy if you get my drift.

Anyways, Danielle walks in and I'm immediately disappointed. Now I know that Mike would have been happy to refund my money but I'm just an optimist I guess and I figure she'll be able to get it done. First of all the chick has no tits, they are hardly there. Second of all, she would let me touch her snatch but after a moment kept moving her body away in a silent,"Don't fucking touch me." type of action.

But I get ahead of myself here. Anyways the massage was horrible, she literally just slathered me with massage oil, didn't use hardly any pressure or squeezing or anything. Just basted me like I was a thanksgiving turkey.

She asks a lot of questions, where do you work, how much do you make, where do you live, do you live alone etc etc. If I wasn't such a nice guy I would have just said,"Shut up and get on with it already."

So on the flip I think there is some sunshine on the horizon as she says for 40 she'll do oral, so I'm like, why not!

Now I'll tell you why not, she's the most horrible chick I've ever had a blowjob from. I was going soft in her mouth she was so bad. So to end a long disappointing story I left after spending a bill and a half total, without cumming, slathered in massage oil and went home and still had to take care of myself.

I intend to try out Cougar next time, but if she's a bust too, then I'm going to be passing on Mike's joint till he gets some better talent. God I miss Alanna. But she's now with an agency I sorta dislike. Oh well, might need to bite the bullet and deal with it.