Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Has anyone been there yet? It's 4. for a half and 6. for the hour with extras including fs.[/QUOTE]After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.

Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.

The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!

The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.

If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!

After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price!

After weeks of delaying I finally went to Aries Massage, based on a tip from a fellow hobbist (boy was he ever wrong), who told me it would be 120 for a nude 30 massage with a hj and you get to touch her all over. The girl was a young latina very attractive and busty. I took the half hour massage for 40, I requested a ts but they had none so I had to use the regular stand up shower, after I got out I was freezing cold even when I got into the massage room I was still cold, they apparently had no heat in the place. The massage itself was lackluster she didn't seem into it on the flipside though as she massaged my arms, legs, and chest she offered me extras 50 for a hj, 50 for the top, 50 for the bottom, and 200 for sex. As I was thinking it over and trembling from the cold she covered my stick area with a towel, so I basically didn't get any extras based on this. However I got some payback because when she left the room so I could get dressed I did a self service job on myself with the oil I grabbed from the table and quickly dropped my load all over the massage table cover and quickly left and took off. Bad experince would not recommend.

I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?

I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?

I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.

I read that it got shut down. And the phone # is disconected. Thats one over priced place we won't have to worry about anymore.

[QUOTE=Assman2008]I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?

I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?

I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.[/QUOTE]


I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.

$90 is the rate, options are extra. I was quoted 60 to see the cans, but she settled for 40 when I was there yesterday. They were ginormous! So much so that they had some sag to them. Kind of unfortunate given that she was in her 20s. Please no PMs asking for her name, I didn't pay attention when the receptionist blurted it out. Unless the girl is drop dead gorgeous, I don't make a point of remembering a name. However, for those who are curious, she's short, shoulder length light brown hair, not fat but not thin either. I'll call her athletic. I'm guessing she's Polish. Pretty good teasing massage, flip was okay. She wasn't as mechanical as others I've experienced there. Best massage, in my opinion, is at CTM. However, the therapists at Lisunia are more attractive. I wish I could get the best of both worlds there, but thus far it hasn't happened.

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I went here a couple of weeks ago. I think its called Lisonia or something like that.

Made arrangements and showed up. It was a decent looking hispanic woman there. I'd guess mid 20's. I went in the steam shower but they didn't have one of those zipped up bags to put your things. She gave me a plastic bag like you get at Jewel or Walgreens.

After the steam shower I went into the room and she was very cool. Not friendly at all. She gave a really good massage though. Clearly she has training and it felt good. She kept things covered though so I could tell that I wasn't going to have extras.

After the flip and she massaged the front she asked me if I wanted more and I said that I would. She said she doesn't do that but other girls there do. For that you ask for a sensual massage.

She said for the ending I could have a choice of another steam shower or a table shower and I elected the table shower. It was perfunctory.

No extras but a damn good massage. I bet the massage itself was about an hour long not including the showers It cost 65.00 and I did give her a 15. tip.

She said the 'sensual' massages cost 95. I have no idea what type of tip is required. She said they are well less than an hour long.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.

Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.

The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!

The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.

If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!

After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price![/QUOTE]

Gee. An overpriced hispanic place. Who'da thunk?

Had a pleasant visit to B & B yesterday morning, just as they opened. Saw Annie. After pleasant interaction, a stranger came into B & B acting a bit bizarre. Given the absence of total enclosure for the massage room, I heard conversations with him. All in all, it made me a bit uncomfortable. Left a bit more rushed than I wanted.

Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG

Alright, so I was downtown and wanted some relief from a hottie. This girl posts on CL frequently and uses various photos. I found out that the face shot that she periodically uses is not her. She also uses a photo of a girl in a swim suit in the lake with the face blurred out (that's her), and also uses a torso shot in a bikini (I believe that's her actual photo as well). Her tag lines vary from massage with happy ending to petite blonde massage and sensual massage. Anyhow, through a little bit of research (unfortunately after I already saw her) I found that she had some TER reports under the name of Sara. They're not great reviews -- for a good reason. Although she is attractive with a pretty smokin' body (if you like firm, petite, thin girls), she's in her early-mid 30s and has a cute face. She charges alot ($200) and all you get is a very crummy wristy. Honestly, it was one of the worst that I've ever had. You're allowed to massage her if you're into that, but you don't get to touch any of her goodies and her lingerie remains firmly intact. Sadly I can't recommend this girl. No doubt she's kind of hot, but her service is extremely disappointing and mechanical. It was not remotely sensual as she advertises it to be, and she's kind of cold. An absolute waste of talent at an exorbitant price.

Wow! you lucky bastard! I need to train my wife... what did you tell her? LOL!

[QUOTE=NWBurbGuy]Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.[/QUOTE]

I've had both. Dana is the more liberal of the two, but laura is the more attractive and talentd. The one bad thing about USG is that as soon as a place gets named on here, it's impossible to get last minute appointments! More people read this site than you realize.

Called Lisunia to book and found that my favorite girl Ivonna was not working. Since I do like variety I thought I would try and see if I'd get something new and interesting. Alas it was not to be. When I arrived I actually got to pick from two girls Angelic and Maggie. (that's never happened before, I may have got to pick because I go there rather frequently and Lucy was at the counter so.) Anyway it didn't matter because I picked Angelic who looked like she had a bigger set of tits. Fell into the ol' tit trap. Asked for the table shower first and it was totally uninspired, then came what I can only assume was some kind of massage but just amounted to? Well it felt like she was dusting a coffee table. Anyway not only was it lousy but it lasted all of 5 minutes and then she asked me to turn over. (20 minutes all in, with Ivonna I get 40 minutes + minimum) She started right into the HJ and as I was not being properly excited I asked if she minded if I touched a little which naturally lead to her asking for the. 6 for topless. As bad business men usually do I threw bad money after bad and said sure. While she did have a nice set of tits that were firm (probably a small C) it just cost me more and she didn't get any more into her work. She did finish the job but the whole time I kept thinking to myself this is what I'm getting for 1. 5?

Anyway the point of the post was not to slam Lisunia (I will be back again soon) but just to let everyone know that Angelic is no Ivonna. What these spa owners need to do is get the good massage girls to train the others then us customers can have booth variety and good service most of the time.

If anyone has had Maggie and can give a thumbs up or down on her I would greatly appreciate the info.

[QUOTE=Whisper2000] More people read this site than you realize.[/QUOTE]

Oh no, I know how many people look. Post a picture and see how many views it gets. Click on my name, look at my past reports and see how many views they have.

I go to Ocean twice a month, you poor saps don't know how to read between the lines. The place is very nice, it's designed like a maze, and set up where seekers do not see each other.

The first time I went I was a little dissapointed but having the conversation with the girl Tasha I knew there was more to the place, so I went back a week later. The girl Tasha told the front desk girl that I had been there before, so I ended up seeing Nikki she was alot more friendlier, I asked her about the stripper poles in the day room she told me they were not stripper poles they were fitness poles, I asked her to show me how they work she did so with me joining her on the stage. I could tell that she was alot more relaxed and a whole lot friendlier, after that she took me to my private room and she was even more sociable. I asked her why I was not treated this way by tasha, she told me that maybe tasha felt I was LE in the beginning. Nikki has long legs and shes able to put both legs behind her head, this she showed me on the table. Anyway the secret is in the the body scrub with jacuzzi. They have different girls all the time I have not seen all of them maybe only a hand few, also I like that they do not let gangbanger in the place this was told to me by the latino girl ashley. They have locks on all the room doors, they don't do massages they do mud baths and body scrubs, just tell them you don't want the mud bath only the body scrub with the jacuzzi, oh by the way the cameras are dummies that was told to me by the long legged blond girl nikki. As for the day passes I've been told they are hard to get and that they are very expensive but if you have one you are able to come to the night event they have when they are closed to the public I'm still waiting on mine.

Well I hope this helps.