Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

[QUOTE=BuxKA;4643818]So I have a question. Since the new site has new categories. Are we going to start seeing reviews on Gay, Lesbian and Trans providers sprinkled in with Straight?[/QUOTE]There isn't any ads currently in any section other than straight, so I don't think we will have to worry about that. But I didn't even notice this feature til you brought it up BuxKA. What concerns me the most about the new site is the lack of ads in most of the country by providers. I wish more providers advertised on it but thankfully Dayton & Cinci has a nice selection.

Sex with strippers hookers escorts streetwalkers has been cancelled until further notice, if you must break the ban wear a condom and a mask. The CDC says it strongly discourages masturbation at this time, because its nasty, your all nasty! . :)

[QUOTE=Countryboy72;4702999]Sex with strippers hookers escorts streetwalkers has been cancelled until further notice, if you must break the ban wear a condom and a mask. The CDC says it strongly discourages masturbation at this time, because its nasty, your all nasty! . :)[/QUOTE]Not just with a condom but with haz mat suit on. I'm wondering if the price of admission will drop along with the stock market.

Excuse if this isn't the right forum but it seems to fall under stupid shit. At the grocery around 7:30 pm I'm checking out my wine and fish and get into a conversation with the hot checkout girl. She pauses and looks at me with "those eyes" and asks, "so what are you fixing to eat tonight?" I told her and she winced. So I go into this long explanation of how to fix it. After getting home it dawned on me her "inquiry" likely had nothing to do with food. I'm pretty sure I missed a great opening. Me. Stupid shit.

[QUOTE=Kbrascal;4706066]Excuse if this isn't the right forum but it seems to fall under stupid shit. At the grocery around 7:30 pm I'm checking out my wine and fish and get into a conversation with the hot checkout girl. She pauses and looks at me with "those eyes" and asks, "so what are you fixing to eat tonight?" I told her and she winced. So I go into this long explanation of how to fix it. After getting home it dawned on me her "inquiry" likely had nothing to do with food. I'm pretty sure I missed a great opening. Me. Stupid shit.[/QUOTE]So let us know which store so we cal each try out best pickuo lines. MINE= "I have lot of Toilet paper. Want to come over and use my restroom?

[QUOTE=Kbrascal;4706066]Excuse if this isn't the right forum but it seems to fall under stupid shit. At the grocery around 7:30 pm I'm checking out my wine and fish and get into a conversation with the hot checkout girl. She pauses and looks at me with "those eyes" and asks, "so what are you fixing to eat tonight?" I told her and she winced. So I go into this long explanation of how to fix it. After getting home it dawned on me her "inquiry" likely had nothing to do with food. I'm pretty sure I missed a great opening. Me. Stupid shit.[/QUOTE]You did everything right until you said goodbye. You totally missed the part when after you explained how to prepare it, with, "You should really come and experience it for yourself" But hey, we have all had those moments so don't kick yourself. The good thing is that you know where she is. You have a chance for Er-do.

[QUOTE=Mg7318;4706559]You did everything right until you said goodbye. You totally missed the part when after you explained how to prepare it, with, "You should really come and experience it for yourself" But hey, we have all had those moments so don't kick yourself. The good thing is that you know where she is. You have a chance for Er-do.[/QUOTE]Well I have to admit I'm even more of a stupid shit than I admitted to. I left out a few details in my original post. When she asked what I was eating, I said "fish". That's when she winced. So I proceed to tell her how good it is the way I fix it. She stares at me with a smile and "those eyes" while I blah blah about how "the oven has to be hot for the fish to be firm. " That is exactly How I put it. Then I said. "you don't want mushy fish" to which she said, "oh no mushy isn't good. " I reiterated. "yes and the best way to have it firm is for the oven to be hot."

Seriously, she stood there looked at me like I was Forest Gump. Yes I am going to try this again. I'll use the toilet paper line from another monger here on her. Thanks for the suggestion. Yours truly, SS (stupid shit).

Seems like a good time to reduce maybe even completely suspend whoring. Some of you may be unable to do this because you have too much disposable cash, and, with out the ladies to take it off your hands, well you would just be inundated. In an attempt to help you with this situation I offer the following suggestion: With the Dow down a third in value and the certainty that it will go lower, you might consider diverting those funds into the market. Now, I know this is only a temporary fix as once the pandemic runs it course (assuming you are still alive) and the market recovers (which it will certainly do) you will then will have a super abundance of cash with which to reenter the whoremongering community.

On the other hand, some of you may be so well endowed that you can have sex with the ladies while respecting the six foot social distancing guide line. If so, know that I envy you.

As Roseanne Rosannadanna used to say, "Its always something".

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4714863]Seems like a good time to reduce maybe even completely suspend whoring. Some of you may be unable to do this because you have too much disposable cash, and, with out the ladies to take it off your hands, well you would just be inundated. In an attempt to help you with this situation I offer the following suggestion: With the Dow down a third in value and the certainty that it will go lower, you might consider diverting those funds into the market. Now, I know this is only a temporary fix as once the pandemic runs it course (assuming you are still alive) and the market recovers (which it will certainly do) you will then will have a super abundance of cash with which to reenter the whoremongering community.

On the other hand, some of you may be so well endowed that you can have sex with the ladies while respecting the six foot social distancing guide line. If so, know that I envy you.

As Roseanne Rosannadanna used to say, "Its always something".[/QUOTE]Literally just transferred $30,000 into my Schwabb account to do exactly that.

Well I see a lot of forced detoxes over the next 2 weeks.

[QUOTE=BuxKA;4715695]Well I see a lot of forced detoxes over the next 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]According to dewine you can still go out for the essentials.

Walking and buying her pharmaceuticals are essential.

That said, for those started the hobby in time for the last recession, how was Dayton then?

Will this bring about lower prices? Please comment!

[QUOTE=CatFever;4716476]Will this bring about lower prices? Please comment![/QUOTE]Many mongers are older. And they are Male. So, they are higher risk group for COVID19.

STDs are typically curable, some exceptions (Herpes T2) and they don't kill you.

Escorts don't practice social distancing (sort of negates the purpose) and see many people. So, they are relatively higher of.

Carrying in my opinion.

Therefore, I think monger demand will be down significantly. Meanwhile, females needing $ should increase significantly. Thus escort supply should be up. So, prices should go down. I am out of the market myself. Death trumps desire for pussy.

[QUOTE=CatFever;4716476]Will this bring about lower prices? Please comment![/QUOTE]It already has in Cincinnati. Looking through the Dayton ads, it is starting with many 'specials' being offered. This is only the beginning gentlemen.

[QUOTE=BillBut52;4716653]Many mongers are older. And they are Male. So, they are higher risk group for COVID19.

STDs are typically curable, some exceptions (Herpes T2) and they don't kill you.

Escorts don't practice social distancing (sort of negates the purpose) and see many people. So, they are relatively higher of.

Carrying in my opinion.

Therefore, I think monger demand will be down significantly. Meanwhile, females needing $ should increase significantly. Thus escort supply should be up. So, prices should go down. I am out of the market myself. Death trumps desire for pussy.[/QUOTE]Economic theory application in sex industry, well done.