Mina (SFV), or. Maybe Not
Replied to an online ad by text. Booker replied. Was given address in Reseda and rates of $. 4 for 1/2, and $. 6 for 1.
Arrive and text the booker. Am told to go in and wait. I enter, and a couple 20-something males scoop up their shirts and scurry on out faster than roaches when you turn on the light.
Gal there ushers me into her room. Not a all like the gal in the ad. Should be a presiding officer in the IBTC. Any less ass on her, she would be without legs. But when do you get actual, accurate photos these days? Girl doesn't know a lick of English, and is using translator with me.
Undressed and am told to get on the bed. Face up. To start? She dives right in and proceeds to give one of the most insipid BJ / HJ's I've ever had. Bunch of tongue flicking, very little suction. Mostly handiwork.
I ask her to climb on my face, to get a little 69 in. However, I never get to plunge into the juice box because my tongue is immediately coated in a thick, oily strawberry-flavored goop that's smeared over this gal's button and slit. I'm now using my tongue to scrape this crap off!
Gal is now just rushing the job and makes me pop in just 10 minutes. So disappointed in this, I just get dressed and get the hell out of there. It's clear this one is only looking to churn and burn.
Ready to write this place off for good when I notice a missed text message received in that narrow 10 minute window. The gal I'm booked for is wondering where I am and is waiting for me! This ***** just stole a client from another provider! I tell the booker that another gal stole me, that I'm already finished and leaving, and to sort this shit out between those ladies.
Laugh and learn.