Massage Parlor Reports

First off did you read the fucking forum (rtff)? That's what most members will tell you to do. And it helps if you do RTFF. That way it helps you to gain a bit of knowledge and understanding of how things work and how to conduct yourself in the AMP world. But I will give you some advice on where to go.

Yohimbebrother is in a generous mood and will provide some advice to the young would be monger.

I started out a few years ago not know a damn thing about the AMP world. So like any good student I read and studied up on the subject. Read different reports from different cities and more importantly about the city in which I live and traveled to visit (see my san francisco reports as a point of reference).

After several months of reading, researching and memorizing how I need to conduct myself, Yohimbebrother jumped into the sorted world of the AMP scene. There is an article somewhere here on this forum that a fellow monger posted on the fundamental of visiting an AMP, but I can't find it. Someone help us out here.

As a jumping off point go to GOOD TIME SPA located on 1960. Here is a link to their website.

[url]http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sincere-jackie-good-time-spa/7382461[/url]

i've gone there many times with most excellent results. the roaster changes frequently, so i don't have any names for you request.

be cool, confident and calm.. make good eye contact, hug and touch the girl as much as possible. make your laugh does'nt hurt at all. be prepared to make a quick decision with either the girl that escorts you in or ask too see another girl (tell her what type of girl you are in search of,,, hispanic, asian older, younger....) Be prepared to pay the door fee of $60 with you girl of choice and then get ready for a table shower. normally at this point i'm half way undressed already while we are talking and so should you.

Personally, I always go to an amp freshly showered and groomed up and sometimes i make sure that the pipes are flushed out. to the observant person, the table shower room is located in the far right hand corner of the hallway you can't miss it.

One should always be warm, playful and flirtatious with the girls. be observant, to a certain extent follow their lead until you build up a rapport with her over time and just have a good time.

total damage at good time spa is $160, be prepared to pay that amount! on return visits i think you will have better experiences.

one can never be too nice and courteous to any of the people that you meet in an amp. i've had many experiences where a momma played with me and i reciprocated with her, even though i didn't want her at all. several mommas were older and fatter but I think they were testing/feeling me out to see how far i was willing to go before they send in a girl. but it demonstrates that you are there to play and have fun. so when that happens i just go with it. hell feeling up and chatting with the momma wins you some mush needed points, HAVE FUN for a neebie. as it turns out yohimbebrother has had the hottest action with the MILF mommasan vs the younger gals at most amps (ymmv).


bottom line is to give it a go to an amp and report back on what happens. you will have good and bad experiences.

other mongers please feel free to chime in.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=Bodoglife09]Hey

So basically I've never been to an AMP and I really want to. I just wanted to know what to expect when I walk into place and what I should say/do. Just dont want to go to a place blind and not know what to expect and end up with a big hole in my wallet.

Any help/tips would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I agree with Yohimbebrother 100%!! Have fun and dont be nervous, I remember when I started going, and wasted some good times just cause I was so nervous. Another thing I might mention is the mommasan, in most cases, never changes. If she does she stays at one place for awhile. So if you are nice and flirty with them, believe it or not they start to remember your face. Which inturn gives you brownie points for the girls working there. Being clean and fresh is always a must for me I just feel alot better. Don't be affraid to ask for a line up or to see what other girls are there. Theres been many times a girl walks in and I have asked for a line up and all the other girls were out as hell. Other than that, go have fun! No matter what anybody says on here the best way to learn about it, is to go experience it. You can see some of my reviews in Houston AMPs and Biloxi, Ms. AMPs. Good luck and make sure you post your first visit.

Oh yeah mommasan is a good one to be friendly with. Whenever I encounter the mommasan, I flirt and chat them up a little bit. Even play with their butt or boobs. Once I had a momma to play and even licked my balls and penis for a few minutes.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=Swaddict]I agree with Yohimbebrother 100%! Have fun and don't be nervous, I remember when I started going, and wasted some good times just cause I was so nervous. Another thing I might mention is the mommasan, in most cases, never changes. If she does she stays at one place for awhile. So if you are nice and flirty with them, believe it or not they start to remember your face. Which inturn gives you brownie points for the girls working there. Being clean and fresh is always a must for me I just feel alot better. Don't be affraid to ask for a line up or to see what other girls are there. Theres been many times a girl walks in and I have asked for a line up and all the other girls were out as hell. Other than that, go have fun! No matter what anybody says on here the best way to learn about it, is to go experience it. You can see some of my reviews in Houston AMPs and Biloxi, Ms. AMPs. Good luck and make sure you post your first visit.[/QUOTE]

While living in Las Vegas NV, I enjoyed the Foot joints many times and with one place, just the rub was outstanding enough. The rest was a bonus in that joint.

"Foot Spa" on 1960 a bit west of the Vet had me bringing my road trip weary puppies in for a fix.

Nice hot water and 2 averagely cute Chinese girls and 1 guy were in attendance. While chatting up the one shorter, bustier girl the guy starts rubbing my shoulders. "I was hoping for her", says I. "No problem."

While she was older and chubbyish in the middle. She was a cutey IMHO that seemed flirty & playful. All pushed up and a 3's Company, Suzanne Summers type hair-do did it for me.

The rub left much to be desired (by my old Vegas standards). Vaseline and latex gloves and pretty much just rubbing the feet and ankles. Some moments of brilliance but nothing that lasted for a moment or two.

A little tease up the shorts and then the offer came. Into a room for a fairly decent standard HE. Her first "suggestion was .6 which her a shocked look from me. A quick 2nd of .4 I agreed to. A good amount of play prior by us both and full access for me during.

.25 for the feet - .3 for the "room" - .4 for her and it was probably 90 minutes total.

Of course, at the door while leaving her very broken English in the cutsey Chinese voice turned to the normal, harsh-sounding language of hers and her English suddenly improved! Haha! That also caused me to wait for my .05 change...

I doubt I'll return but she was a bit of fun at the moment. If she ever perfects the foot rub, she could do well.

So I had what was clearly the strangest experience here that I hope NEVER gets repeated. Saw ads for Perfect Health Spa and from the boards, knew that the menu would be limited, but that was exactly what I was in the mood for. A good massage with a HE.

.5 to the house and in walks a petite dream from over seas, didn't get her name, but she definitely a looker (no Mama/Papasan in sight which was strange). Massage was great. She didn't mind roaming hands one bit. Really set me up for the expected release. On the flip, she asked if there was anything else I wanted and we agreed to .4 for the HJ. She oiled the hands up, started to really get to know the little guy and that's when the weirdness started...

This place is located in a small strip mall and looks fairly new inside. Was actually quite impressed with how updated it was in comparison to some of the other AMP I've been. The problem was that next door, they were holding a church service that could CLEARLY be heard thru the wall!!!! I don't know about you guys, but I found it very hard to keep the little guy at attention during the middle of a sermon and a choir singing church music. After about 20 minutes, I told her with a little bit of frustration that it wasn't going to happen, tipped her the .40 (it wasn't her fault) and was about to get dressed. She did offer another table shower which was cool, then helped me back into my clothes afterwards. All in all, it could've been a great experience, just the church service next door freaked me out a little. I'd definitely return if I was assured I'd be sermon free next door though.

I'm glad she was accommodating but that still was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time!

[QUOTE=Bobbyj29]The problem was that next door, they were holding a church service that could CLEARLY be heard thru the wall!!!! I don't know about you guys, but I found it very hard to keep the little guy at attention during the middle of a sermon and a choir singing church music.[/QUOTE]Too funny. That's the same reason to avoid Moon Spa on 1960 on a Sunday. There's a church in the strip center and everyone can see you walking in. On the other hand, it's great any other day because there's a fantastic barbecue place to pick up some ribs to take home. Oh, and Moon Spa isn't bad either.

I tried to get into the VIP Hostess Lounge and it seemed like a pretty good hotspot. Unfortunately, they asked for two references since it was a social club. I have no idea how to join if I can't go there to meet the members there!

Anyone feeling generous? I have Men's Club Dollars that I can throw your way.

[QUOTE=Jayb20]I tried to get into the VIP Hostess Lounge and it seemed like a pretty good hotspot. Unfortunately, they asked for two references since it was a social club. I have no idea how to join if I can't go there to meet the members there!

Anyone feeling generous? I have Men's Club Dollars that I can throw your way.[/QUOTE]This place is geared for asians and run by asians. The only person I've ever known that was a member there was asian american (he said that he would take me there as a guest but never did). The hostess lounge is certainly an asian concept.

Found a hidden Gem, well I have been knowing about her for some time now, but I thought I would share. She just moved to a different spa so I told her I would try and get some folks for her. This is for senior members only, sorry but I dont wanna risk her. A little bit about her:GFE!!! She is very sensual, MM B cups, spinner body type, very tiny. I would say under 100 soaking wet. I dont want to give to much out but if you are a senior member and want to hear more and where she is, PM me. I have stayed in contact with this girl from place to place. She has my number so when she relocates she lets me know.

Has anyone been to the Classic Touch Massage or Thai Massage near Richmond ave? I was curious if they were any good. I'm new in town and kinda looking for a nice place, but not really looking at dropping a lot of money for just a rub and tug.

There seemed like there were several massage places right in the area.

Thanks in advance for any info

I will be in Houston on Sunday for the week and will be staying near airport (Bush). I will have a car, but do not want to travel too far. I am searching for something with TS and extended menu. Appreciate a PM with any info you can provide. Be careful and always be nice to the ladies.

Has anyone been here ?

[url]http://theeroticsection.com/posts/2358/adult:body-rub-massage/city/houston[/url]

[QUOTE=Mphelper909]Has anyone been here ?

[url]http://theeroticsection.com/posts/2358/adult:body-rub-massage/city/houston[/url][/QUOTE]I've seen their ad on BP - maybe I'll TOFTT and check it out.

2211-B RICHMOND AVE .... 281-935-5854

Stopped by there last weekend and had a very good time.

Walked in and was greeted by (Ana?). Late 30's, tight Asian body, nice large B's / Small C's.

Started off joking about the noise from the club next door. Paid the .6 door fee and got undressed while she went to hand it off.

The massage was decent, actually, and she spent enough time to make sure I was relaxed before she lighted her touch and started the teasing. Next was the flip, and she worked my legs and chest, lightly teasing before asking what I wanted. Opted for the BBBJ / CIM for 1.0, and she did a real good job. Kept her hair out of the way for best effect (huge mirror on the wall next to the table) and wasn't shy about the eye contact through the mirror. After 15 min or so I popped, she looked up with a nice glisten on her lips, and moved off to spit. Cleaned me up and then got some hot towels for a nice wipe down.

The only awkward moment was when I pulled up (around 11pm), there were a couple "valet" parkers for the club next door (really a sports bar) - but they just gave the thumbs up when i pointed to the spa.

[QUOTE=Mphelper909]Has anyone been here ?

[url]http://theeroticsection.com/posts/2358/adult:body-rub-massage/city/houston[/url][/QUOTE]I noticed that none of the places I frequent in that area are listed here, with the exception of Steam (529). I don't want to post any of the info so seniors, PM me if you like. I need to head north on Hwy. 6 to try some of those places and see if the girls are that much better.

I might have to look for that. I went to MilkyWay once and the girl gave me her cell phone #. Said she like me and wanted to have non-pro fun. Three days later it was closed and her cell was cancelled. I think I cried for an hour.

There is new place opening on Barker-Cypress and 529. Not open but located next to a new sports bar with lots of yellow/orange neon.

Lately I have called a backpage add that I tried last year. Good looking girls from all over but never an asian girl even though the woman who sets up the appointment is Asian. Never got anything close to extras but these girls were unlicensed and gave me some of the best massages I have ever had. For 60 bucks, it was awsome. It is being run from apt building.

I went there on Friday and this time an asian woman in her thirties takes me in. Now here is the thing, most of the girls that did nothing wore fairly sexy attire. This woman is practically wearing a turtl-neck sweater but killer ass.

I figured maybe she was the mamasan or in this case the "massage" manager.

The other girls I had never even remotely gave a feeling that extras are on the table. I always show them that I have more money while paying the fee but never got any attention. I liked the massages these women gave so I always behaved myself.

This woman gave a great massage and I noticed she spent alot more time in my groin then the others. It also appeared she trouble avoiding rubbing her crotch, hips and ass against my hand but the angle was wrong for exploring.

She turns me over and pays lots of attention to my inner thigh and now I am rubber her outer thigh. Before long she asks if she can massage mini-me, who at time was more like "major-me". I gave her $40, 1/2 for the massage and the other for the incredible HJ. I doubt if more is on the table but she is the new girl she told me, so I will ask for her and see if I can get something going between the 2 of us. Once I get some more action from a different girl I will give the digits out via PM. Don't want people pissed at me cause they got nothing.

If anyone knows any good places, or the places with the hottest girls south if 290 please PM me and we can swap information.

Just want to thank YoBro for some excellent intell. Visited Houston recently and followed his advice for one of the FM 1960 locations. Price, quality, atmosphere, provider, etc. Were exactly as described. Very useful! This board is lucky to have such a prolific member, especially one who lays everything out so well, including all the key info and none of the silliness. Boards for other cities could certainly use his clone.

I was also impressed with how many spas in Houston stay open 24/7. It's something I've never run into anywhere else in the US. Not having to rush to get somewhere before 11pm or even 9pm and then having the provider watch the clock to see how close quitting time is was a lovely change.

Later,

ZZ

How about sharing some intel please.

[QUOTE=Zy Zzyzx]Just want to thank YoBro for some excellent intell. Visited Houston recently and followed his advice for one of the FM 1960 locations. Price, quality, atmosphere, provider, etc. Were exactly as described. Very useful! This board is lucky to have such a prolific member, especially one who lays everything out so well, including all the key info and none of the silliness. Boards for other cities could certainly use his clone.

I was also impressed with how many spas in Houston stay open 24/7. It's something I've never run into anywhere else in the US. Not having to rush to get somewhere before 11pm or even 9pm and then having the provider watch the clock to see how close quitting time is was a lovely change.

Later,

ZZ[/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried out the one right behind Lee's Sandwich? I think I'm going to head that way tonight

[QUOTE=1111111111]Has anyone tried out the one right behind Lee's Sandwich? I think I'm going to head that way tonight[/QUOTE]Dude, recheck your GPS, your sense of direction is off. Lee's Sandwich is at Bellaire and Boone.

And behind Lee's Sandwich is Happy Feet Massage, which is still under construction and not even open yet. And anyways for the most part, you're not going to find extra services at foot massage places.

There is a place on Harwin and Wilcrest, just north of Bellaire, called Neon Moon Spa. Mix of Chinese and korean FS providers.

Well, I took one for the team. I was driving up and down Telephone Road for a while at like 1-2 am and didn't find Any action. So after a bad case of Blue balls, I decided to go to the one place that was open. Fuji Massage. Well, it was $40 for a half our massage, and then another $20 for HJ the lady was nasty, she fat and wanted $60 for a BJ and 1 for FS. I really didn't go in there with any additional money, so I ended up getting an extremely expensive HJ.

My recommendation, this place sucks. Maybe there is a younger girl some other time during the day, which would make it worth while, but as it is, the Chinese lady at the fron taking the money and the korean older lady giving the HJ, I will only repeat if there is a younger girl.

I really wanted some hispanic meat, but I coudn't find anything open.

I went in this place a few years ago. Pretty much the same as your experience, though I did get a massage and a HJ from a not so attractive, but not hideous lady. I stopped at the door a couple of times, but have not seem anything to make me want to go in.

[QUOTE=Evilangel1]Well, I took one for the team. I was driving up and down Telephone Road for a while at like 1-2 am and didn't find Any action. So after a bad case of Blue balls, I decided to go to the one place that was open. Fuji Massage. Well, it was $40 for a half our massage, and then another $20 for HJ the lady was nasty, she fat and wanted $60 for a BJ and 1 for FS. I really didn't go in there with any additional money, so I ended up getting an extremely expensive HJ.

My recommendation, this place sucks. Maybe there is a younger girl some other time during the day, which would make it worth while, but as it is, the Chinese lady at the fron taking the money and the korean older lady giving the HJ, I will only repeat if there is a younger girl.

I really wanted some hispanic meat, but I coudn't find anything open.[/QUOTE]

Well, First before I talke about my experience, I hvae to appoligize. I wanted to take pictures of the quality of girls at this location but when I turned on the camera, I realized that I didn't have a memory card. I was so mad. So I appologize that there are no pics to let you judege the quality.

After getting ripped off at Fuji, (old old ugly lady) for $40 door and another $60 for a lousy HJ, I thought, I really need to check out the SW seen. I've tried several time, but couldn't find Anything. So, I decided, I'd try another AMP. I decided I would check out Yellow Spa near the Air port, and also decided to check out this one, close by. So, I drove by and couldn't believe how close it was, and loved that it was fairly secluded, unlike most places on telephone, where you are right out on the main road. So, I decided to drive by 1015 St. Agnes and saw that it was a little house. So I figured, well, why not. So I rung the door bell and was greeted by thise really cute Chinese girl. My first question to a mamisan would have been if there were any Young girls. But since she answered, I figured thatI was in good hands. She was about 25. So, of course, she asked if I had ever been there before, where I should have lied, but I said no, once I realized what I did, I immediatly started to get friendly with her as she walked me to a room. Just so she knew I what I was there for. And I told her I'd been to some other places. She collected $60 to start

Anyways, she told me to use the bathroom to shower, which kinda sucked, but oh well. Once I got finished she had me lay down and started to massage me. I really wasn't interested in that, so I started exploring her body. She had an amaizing body. Messed up teeth, and some nice implants. Nicely groomed, I'm not into the 100% shave, but definitly not into the jungle. So, anyways, tried a little DATY, and she really wasn't into it, as she thought it was gross, Have to say, she had an amaizing Y.

So she put a rain coat on and we got down to FS and she asked me for 1. 0 and I told her I'd do $80 since that is all I had. She was ok with it, and we got started. She had some decent moans, decent movement, but her body was really nice. I'd say she was like 5'3", Firm body, Firm see chest, and amaizingly tight Y. Which got really wet quick. I even put a finger in each whole.

So, for review

Total Damage for FS: 1. 4

Height 5'3"

Body, 9+

Personality, 8+

HJ Skills, 7+

So, if you end up going and don't like what you get at the door, you can ask for Yo-Yo (that's how she pronounced it). If you get one that you do like, PM me with her name so I can ask for a different one by name next time. I imagine you get better service that way.

Would I repeat, yeah, I probably would, but I'd like to see the other girls that they have there, cause if they looked similar her, I'd like to tag them all. I really want to get pictures.

The only thing I didn't like is that the person that greets you at the door is the person that services you. So if I go back if she answers the door, I might have to tap her again. The only thing is, I'm the kind of guy that goes to a resturant and likes to try something different every time I go.

I do recommend this location. But please try to keep the prices down. I know when I left, there was a really nice car in the driveway.

My alternative was to go to the Yellow Rose. Anyone have any recent intel on that place? Maybe I'm cheap but I was really looking to only spend about 1. 0 for everything.

Happy hunting everyone. I'm leaving to go back to PA soon, and lucky for me, you can easily find SW action for. 4, Check out some of the Phili or Baltimore Forums. Your all welcome to visit the action out there. If you spend 1. 4 out there, you can get a room for several hours and quality piece of meat with Everything on the menu.

Thanks for all the intel.

Does anybody have any info on this AMP? I will be in Houston in a couple of weeks and this place is within walking distance from my hotel. If there is noe intel, I will TOFTT and give it a try.

BM

Visting your fair city the last few days, my first foray into Houston, and after much research online, and just not sure which route to take decided to head to Mimosa tonight. Arrived around 11 and the parking lot was parked with people from the Club next door. Parked int he adjacent lot and went to the door only to find it locked. Went back to the car, looked up the number and called, and got the answering machine.

Waited a few minutes and called again and got an assurance that they were open. Walked back over and went in and was greeted at the door by a Korean girl, probably early 30's. Walked back to the room, engaged in some small chit chat, and then asked if any other girls were available. Was told no the other girl was busy. I said thank and decided I would leave, just wasn't what I was looking for. Suddenly there was a wait a minute, a quick conversation and two other girls suddenly appeared. The first was older than the one who greeted me, but the second one was younger, smooth complexion, and engaged me with eyes and a smile. She was about 5-4, maybe 115 with large c/d cup breasts, which were (on later inspection) implants. I chose her. She said she was Chinese and the name was Lisha.

Went to her room where she immediately closed the door and greeted me with a kiss and deep hug. We got right to the negotiation and settled on $60 for the door and 1. 0 for her for everything. CBJ was required by me, don't know if BBBL was an options. Digits, kissing, DATY were all on the agreed upon menu. Maybe it is a little high for the area, but I thought I'd go for it.

Immediately she stook off my pants, and started to play with me. She then asked me to lie down on the table while she delivered the cash. She came back and gave a semi-decent massage then climbed on my back and kissed all over my back and rubbed the implants on me. The flip came and she covered him right away and went to work, and then saddled up for some Chinese cowgirl, followed by some reverse cowgirl, and a doggie finish.

After we finished I lay back down and she crawled up on me and just lay there for a while. When she got up I started to get ready to leave and she said no, "you get massage now". What the heck, I said okay. She then gave me what turned out to be a very good massage. Halfway through she asked, "you married? Need wife? "

On the whole a good experience, not too costly 1. 6 total and I added another $20 just for the great attitude. Would definitely go there again if I ever come back here.

Hello, friends.

Stopping by for my first time in this forum to say what's up and hello!

I will be posting every now an then about Medical Center Spa to let you guys know when new relaxation therapist come and go in order to better your experience. Let me know if it sucks or if it rocks when ya go please. I'm going to try and see if I can get ya hooked up with an awesome time rather than a shit time. So your input whether good or bad is welcomed.

Right now Yaya and Tracie are in the house. Both are very pretty with long soft hair about 5'3 and are in the 20's. Just like any little hot Asian is. LOL

Anyway, I think Tracie is smoking but that my opinion. To each his own.

Yoki will be in around the 29th so we will have to see what she looks like but I hear she is pretty. We will C. I do know you will see Japanese, Asian and Chines girls at this place.

So there ya go. I'm just the info dude seeing if I can't get it to were shit rocks all the time by passing your info rather than hit an miss if you ever come here.

Thanks for your time,

Moe

I will be in Houston Next week and I am looking for huge and or puffy nipples and areolas.

Any intell would be greatly appreciated.

Hey guys,

I wanted to try a new haunt tonight, so I checked out VIP over on 1960. I was greeted by a very sexy Asain SP, named Yoko, (although her name and her thanks were Japanese, she was from South Korea) and lead into a private room. She immediately hip-bumped my crotch, laying on the sex appeal and asking how much, and we agreed on 1.6.

She undressed me, laid me on the table and then got undressed and crawled up on me, rubbing my back and then using her tits to do it too. After a decent massage with lots of moaning on her part, we got into it, starting kissing her way down to do CBJ, cg, mish to completion. She was hot and wild, kissing closed-liped, and letting me gently suckle her nipples. After we finished, she laid with me for a few minutes and then got playful again.

Yoko was easily a 9.5, with a firm sleek and smooth body. IMO, if she had DD-cups a perfect ten (though she had very firm see-cups with long hard nips. She was very motivated, kinky (kept kissing me, and even gave me a slap in the rump, very touchy and happy.

Was back in Houston over the weekend and hit Mimosa the first nite. Ended up with who came to the door. "Wee Wee" is how she said it.

"Vigorous" table shower. Not much in the play / tease department but vigorous and not much to my liking. The room rub wasn't too bad, a little playful and she got around to offering a CBJ with her top down for.8. I told her I only had.6 and after some communication struggles, she began a manual that was very mechanical and rather boring. Boring enough that I finished it for her so I could leave.

So, what I thought was a.6 CBJ turned out to be a pretty crappy hand job by someone who might be in the wrong line of work.

That's the location as listed on Back page. "Kat" looked to be very attractive and if she gave a good Thai style, then I was ahead. Extras or not.

It's not really in a "private townhome" but in the office which seems to be setup with a few different rooms. First the call to set up a time, then a call from the first designated location, then a 2nd from where the office actually was (I was expecting an apt number.

Good looking gal.30ish or so and in nice street clothes. Strictly legit rub but very, very good. On my way out, I asked her about "extras" and she said she doesn't but she can't talk for the other girls.

If you want a nice relaxing and effective rub by someone who has a knack. Kat.

After my visit with Kat I figured I would follow up with what should be yet another great visit to Dream. I haven't gone wrong there before (thanks to "YoBro" and his excellent intel.

A fairly decent looking girl with a fairly banging body and fairly dark skin answers the door. I was hoping that little Cookie from back in May might be back but no. Thought maybe I would say Hello, to mamasan like I usually did on all my last visits but "Everyone not here" the girl says. Almost sounded like she didn't want me talking to mamasan. OK. This one will work, I guess. Peeking in the kitchen, I could see that mamasan wasn't in.

She takes the money and 5 minutes later returns and we hit the table shower room. She disappears again for a few minutes and returns. The TS begins and right away I get a neutral feeling about it all. She just didn't seem to be into it.

Once we get back to the room and I lay down, she, once again, disappears for a few. There was another girl up front and no door action or phone was heard but she kept finding something to do.

She begins a "decent" rub for a few and then takes her costume off and slops her gel on. I turn over and then it begins. Can't touch this. Can't feel that. Can't do anything. Nothing but pure, bad & nasty attitude. I finally get her to bring a small but nice breast up to me. I barely graze it with the tip of my tongue and "Ow! That's too hard. I don't like that. You don't do that anymore". Ditto with a soft stroke along the side of her breast.

Anyway, she does a CBJ that was, at best, fair and hops on after about 2 minutes. Nice and tight and I thought maybe it would turn out OK. Nope! After about 6 basic up / downs, I begin to follow her rhythm. Natural, she complains about that as well. "You stop doing that". Can't grab her cheeks either during the ride so I should lay there I guess.

She then gets up and says "OK now you do it" while she gets on her back. Pretty little box but as expected, can't do anything with it or to it. Or even in the general area. Not really a problem as it was a little off-odor and it wasn't the gel. Before I even get my now shrinking hard to it, she starts her moaning act. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

She kept her breasts covered with her hands, because she won't let any touching. She has a fairly mean attitude thru-out. And thru all of that, she still complains and bitches. At that point, I pull my now-soft self out, she grabs it and says, "Holy shit what's your problem! ". I said "I can't imagine. Fuck this. You're a waste of my time and money. " She responds with "Sex takes two people and you should be better". Yeah well, no shit it takes two people and when one is paying the other, they should provide like a provider who got paid to provide.

This b! Tch had it going from the get-go. Once the she got the cash, she was in her element. Perhaps if I was just released from a 3 year sentence, I would've been able to partake but her attitude and total lack of skill just didn't make it for me.

The funny thing is her first problem with me was "Your mouth stinks". That was interesting as I still had the mint and the taste of the mouthwash that I usually use before entering the joint. The girls always seem to appreciate that. That and a soft and light tongue reminds her of a vacuum cleaner on her nipple made for an interesting encounter.

I don't know if the mamasan is the same as it was in May, but if so, this girl had no reason at all to be bad mouthing her the way she did either. She was talking some pretty strong crap about her. The one I met in May was very, very nice, hospitible and friendly.

Of course, mamasan wasn't there at the time so I was pretty much screwed. Another funny thing is how once we were in the hallway (where the cams are, she starts putting on a show with her smiling, shoulder rub and polite "Thank you". Prior, in the room, pure b! Tch.

This girl was unbelievable. She gave her name as Lucy but I think that was bullsh! T. I don't mean as in a stagename but as in using another girls stagename to deflect any problem away from her. The impression I got was she was out to bring the house down. She certainly wasn't there to enhance its reputation. Think a competitor's mole trying to do damage and that was the scenario.

Bottom line is after 35 years of mongering and having dealt with a few back-alley type ROBs in Vegas in my day, this was the worst provider I have ever dealt with. She should be on the street not in an AMP. She's an absolute disgrace to the industry.

I was on my way out of town and was so pissed, I forgot about knocking a nut out. AND it took almost 250 miles before I could see straight after that episode.

Will be in town for business, do you guys have a recommendation about which massage parlor I absolutely have to visit while I am in Houston? Thanks!

Does anyone know if gfehouston is still around or has moved? Also, would appreciate any info about La Femme.

Haven't been to Houston in years and will be there one night only next week so won't have a lot of extra time for shopping.

Stopped by the Amour on my way thru town on the 7th. Met 1/2 1/2 Vietnamese-American at the window. Told her I wanted Chinese. She lied and said she was it. Saw a bueatiful Chinese on my way out. Do not remember her name. Service was not that good and I would not repeat. She complained about her tip. I tipped more than she was worth. Wish I had gone back to Jenny at the 3 Leaves again. Aka Lotus Spa on FM 1960.

Just got word that the Medical Center an Spa has two new girls in the house.

Tiffany is about 25 tall with a slim figure and nice Ta Tas and beautiful long hair. My kind of girl 4 sure.

Stacy is a regular and is short with blond hair and in her 20s. She is one sweet little girl and is fun to be around.

If you get a chance to check them out please let me know what you think. I'm here to better there services and with your input I can pass the info down so they can provide what you want rather than just not even caring about us. I WANT HOT GIRL! I'm sure you do as well. Blah on the old fugly's

Happy Hunting,

Moe

Hello, my Houston friends. I will be visiting Houston next week and am looking for some advice on places in the southwest part of the city but I have been known to travel into Jersey Village for a good place. I am a senior member and usually post in the Virginia boards. I have asked for advice before and have always received great information form you guys. I, of course, will share my experiences with the board.

In the past I have visited the Perfect Health Spa on Dairy Ashford, Steam spa, and that place at Kaleidascope on Westheimer. Each one of these places took care of business in a very acceptable way but I know that things can change fast in this hobby.

I will be staying in Sugarland so I am looking to stay in the southwest part of the city, but if there is place I have to go to, I am willing to make the trip. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks,

TheKing

I'm relocating to the Houston area in a few days (Coming home after 25 years) , and I'm looking for advice on some providers. I've been in Jacksonville, Fl and we have a few eastern European providers here as well as the typical K girl parlors. I've read the forum and haven't seen anything about Russian girls. I love the orientals as well, but also like the europeans for a change of pace.

Any direction is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Dare Devil07; 1098656]I'm relocating to the Houston area in a few days (Coming home after 25 years) , and I'm looking for advice on some providers. I've been in Jacksonville, Fl and we have a few eastern European providers here as well as the typical K girl parlors. I've read the forum and haven't seen anything about Russian girls. I love the orientals as well, but also like the europeans for a change of pace.

Any direction is appreciated. [/QUOTE]Welcome home to Houston, the home of the best mongering in the world!

Check thru the BPs. There are always some posts in there about Euro girls, although they may not always mention that they are Euros to keep UTR with INS. Or vice versa, some claim they are Euros to sound exotic, but are not.

The scene has changed some in that the providers are many times visiting tourists on 6 month visas, foreign students, etc.

They come to make quick cash and go back their countries unlike in the past where they are working to stay.

Many times Houston is just one of the stops they will make in their 6 month period.

So you have to act quick on the ones that you like, and plus their services may not be the best since they are not interested in the long-term clients.

The better services are usually with the older ones that have established Houston as their homes which depend on regular clients.

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I have never done this before and she could tell I was nervous. She lead me to a dimly lit room told me the door fee was 1. 6 for the room. Left me to undress, she came back and directed me toward a table shower. At that point she scrubbed parts that I don't like to touch. After some light forplay it was time to lay down for the massage. Holy shit my back didn't fee that good since I was a young man. The relief I had from the pain alone was worth the money, however there was more to be had.

In short, My needs were talking care of by a sweet little thing by the name of Suzi. Seems like she just wasn't ready to climb back into the rotation that night so we spent some time talking.

A+ all the way around, granted this is my first true experience like this. I will be returning back.

Be safe gentlemen.

Saturday I decided to make my first spa visit on this trip to the Perfect Health Spa on Dairy Ashford. I visited this place two years ago on a previous trip and back then it seemed to be a place that only offered a hand shake on the way out. From their backpage ads it seemed like more would be on the table so I took he chance. The ads say they have 5 girls working and I saw all five of them while walking through the hallway. All were cute, a couple were very pretty. I got Mimi, a very tiny lady who was cute. She did a decent massage, nothing special. On the flip, she offered a full menu and I accepted. Everything was very mechanical. At one point someone was talking to her through the door and I had to laugh because she tried to answer even though her mouth full.

All and all, it was a decent visit but nothing to get excited about. I may go back becsause there was a girl named Anna walking down the hall who really looked nice.

I will be here for the rest of the week, does anyone have any suggestions for another place to visit?

TheKing