Fei fei spa reopened (monona, wi)
Hey guys it opened up again. Let me know if anyone gets happy I will be down in town next Wednesday and want to try it out.
Thanks.
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Kali. Rip Off / Fraud. STAY AWAY!
My ATF masseuse was booked as usual, but I really needed a massage. From the pictures I saw, my interest was piqued in Kali. Her ad was a bit run on, the spelling and grammar were atrocious, but I went for it anyway. MISTAKE!
'Kali', who has had at least 3 different names at this point, answered the door of her trashy studio looking absolutely NOTHING like the beautiful brunette pictured in the ad. She is a pale, strawberry blond who's face is nothing you want to spend too much time on. Ok, and I've got to say it. Either she has teeth that were REALLY brown or they were missing- I didn't get a good enough look, and didn't really want to. Her trashy studio and dirty futon should have been the deal breaker, but I was already there, so I figured, at least I may get a good massage. WRONG AGAIN!
Her uninspired rubbing on of oil was irritating at best. I kept asking her to apply as much pressure as she could. Yet she made absolutely no effort to even fake it. By now, I am just waiting for it to end so I flipped over, closed my eyes and let my imagination run wild.
She did it topless, and her tits are great. If only they were on someone else's body.
Stay away unless you're interested in throwing your money away!
RaQuelle. The NOT so petite masseuse. She's pretty ugly, too
I have been on a mission for the past few weeks searching for a good massage. My favorite girl is always busy unless she has a day or twos notice. And now I know why!
I arrived at RaQuelles and she was not alone. There was somebody else. Maybe a roommate. In her place, which made me extremely uncomfortable. I could hear them walking around during the massage, and I was just waiting for someone to come into the room. Talk about anxiety.
I must say, she cannot be the girl in that picture that is on her ad. If so, it must be pretty damn old. Petite? I would not go that far. And her face? Let's just say she's no supermodel. I am really not sure why these girls keep posting fake / outdated pics, but it is really pissing me off.
Her attitude was blah. I don't know if she was on anything, but If she wasn't, than she has the personality of a doorknob. When I arrived, she said 'hey', And she didn't speak much more after that. It was kind of weird and awkward feeling. She took me in and her ad gives the impression that she really does massage, but I highly doubt it. It was, again, like many other girls, a girl rubbing on oil. That's about it. She couldn't even finish the job and she was so out of it. She is totally disconnected on another planet.
Moral of the story? I am done wasting money on these inadequate, Money grabbing women and Stick to what I know and enjoy.
Point me in the right direction
Hello all! I'm coming up from Milwaukee to the Dells and was wondering if there are any AMP's in the Dells area? Please let me know. Thanks in advance!
ATF on vacation. Need an alternative
My ATF is gone on vacation and need an alternative. I have tried and reviewed a couple girls, disappointed so far. I saw a woman posting on BP before who advertised Tantra. Has anyone seen her or have her contact info?
Wondering what the experience is like. If its a decent massage or some metaphysical crap. I just want a good massage and to leave happy. No interest in exploring my soul or getting ethereal. Just want my knots worked out and to be satisfied.
Thanks in advance,
JBJ