Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wanderer1; 1675034]. Is nothing more than Cho's House of Blue Balls.

Battle Suit Ming the Merciless, and the Kenosha AMP scene isn't worth ones time.

I still say you guys in Racine and Kenosha would get a better experience driving North 30 minutes into Milwaukee or South 30+ minutes near Ohare and experience one of the BP Asian Apartments offering massage.

Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]You are spot on with the Keno AMPs. After reading the reviews of the House of Blue Balls, I will skip it entirely. I drive by the place a few times a day during the normal course of my daily business and am always thinking "I got to stop in there" but I'm nixing those thoughts.

One question. In case you might have missed a comma, but is Ming the Merciless the older gal or the same one as Battle Suit.

I've been planning on making the trip north, but the window of opportunity is very narrow, so I'm biding my time.

[QUOTE=Kampyone; 1676659]You are spot on with the Keno AMPs. After reading the reviews of the House of Blue Balls, I will skip it entirely. I drive by the place a few times a day during the normal course of my daily business and am always thinking "I got to stop in there" but I'm nixing those thoughts.

One question. In case you might have missed a comma, but is Ming the Merciless the older gal or the same one as Battle Suit.

I've been planning on making the trip north, but the window of opportunity is very narrow, so I'm biding my time.[/QUOTE]Nope didn't miss a comma. Ming the Merciless is the Battlesuit Girl. Ming the Merciless and her trusty battle suit will not stop til you pop, she pulls your Johnson clean off, or the clock runs out.

PS for those of you who like this location we are fast approaching the last two weeks in February. Last few years this establishment closed the last 2 weeks of February which is when Ming and her coworkers went home to Asia for a visit. Not sure when or if they are doing it this year but be advised if you like this place.

[QUOTE=Wanderer1;1677409]PS for those of you who like this location (AMP on 52nd) we are fast approaching the last two weeks in February. Last few years this establishment closed the last 2 weeks of February which is when Ming and her coworkers went home to Asia for a visit. Not sure when or if they are doing it this year but be advised if you like this place.[/QUOTE]Yep, just drove by today on the way to the bank, and yes, there is a sign in window and they are closed for a while. They must be the Big Star of AMPs. On my way back I tried to do a quick read as I drove by but didn't see any dates. If there are any braver souls than me, feel free to walk up to the door and read it.

[QUOTE=Wanderer1; 1675034]Shanghai Spa or whatever they are calling it today is nothing more than Cho's House of Blue Balls. The set up doesn't really lend itself to anything more than a legit massage. Want to rate a legit AMP there are other sites for that.

Add this place to the place on 52nd featuring Battle Suit Ming the Merciless, and the Kenosha AMP scene isn't worth ones time.

I still say you guys in Racine and Kenosha would get a better experience driving North 30 minutes into Milwaukee or South 30+ minutes near Ohare and experience one of the BP Asian Apartments offering massage.

Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Did that once (along with driving to IL for a competent AMP) and never looked back.

[QUOTE=Fizzman;1674696]After seeing posts about it being open again I just had to go, because of it being so close to home. No shower, hot tub, or sauna. Just nice big massage table. The girl I had was in her 40's, but had a real tight body. She had a sweater on put toke off and had a tank top underneath. She also was wearing yoga pants. I paid sixty for a hour massage. I thought it said sixty five, but gave her two fifty's and got forty back. The rooms didn't have doors and the wall didn't go to the top. Typical asian massage. Ever time the the front door opened I could hear the wind chimes and she would stop and look. I just didn't feel comfortable to try anything even tho the little head was thinking about it. She did ask if it was my first time and I said yes. There was no talk about next time. I gave her a ten as tip. When leaving there was a twenty something girl behind the front desk that said goodbye to me. I wanted to say hello. Just saw face not body.[/QUOTE]Stopped in on Friday, received a very good massage from the 20 something girl. She told me her name 3 times and I couldn't understand her. Massage was interrupted 4 or 5 times when others came in the door and she went to greet you guys. Absolutely no hint of extras, I tried. I would pay very good money for extras from this cute little thing! Damage was 60 + a 10 tip. Still a very good legit massage!

Just wondering if anyone tried to get any extas. Can't get if you don't ask?

[QUOTE=Jkbald;1696072]Stopped in on Friday, received a very good massage from the 20 something girl. She told me her name 3 times and I couldn't understand her. Massage was interrupted 4 or 5 times when others came in the door and she went to greet you guys. Absolutely no hint of extras, I tried. I would pay very good money for extras from this cute little thing! Damage was 60 + a 10 tip. Still a very good legit massage![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillowRut;1696565]Just wondering if anyone tried to get any extas. Can't get if you don't ask?[/QUOTE]I've been in there twice in the last couple weeks. First time was with "Amber." (She said with a big smile, as if she knew I wouldn't understand her if she said her real name.) Was impressed with the massage. I layed down undraped, and she covered me when she came in. She wasn't shy about moving the towel to get where she neeeded, though. I tried lightly touching, grazing her legs, no response. A light thigh rub, she moved just out of range. No real tease. I was hopeful the way she was working on my ass, but she never crossed that line. On the flip, I "accidentally" got uncovered, which she promptly and professionally remedied. Right at the end, I gestured toward the last thing I wanted rubbed, and what ensued was a somewhat confusing and awkward exchange. Resulted in a whole lot of nothing. When I got up, she didn't leave the room, so I didn't try to hide anything. She walked over and gave me a hug while I was standing there at attention. I made some comment about "next time" but who knows what / if she understood.

Second time was a younger girl, she spoke with almost no accent whatsoever. We ended up going "deep tissue" which she delivered unbelievably well, but there was a very "legit" feel to her, and I didn't try anything past a couple leg rubbing attempts. Although, she didn't bother to cover me until the flip, so who knows.

Why does this have to be so impossible.

[QUOTE=WillowRut;1696565]Just wondering if anyone tried to get any extas. Can't get if you don't ask?[/QUOTE]I asked and left money out in the open and was not able to get any extras!

Against all common sense and advice, I just had to try the Shanghai. I think it was because they put their sign back up. That, and there is a liquor store next door. I got the older gal, probably mid 40s, but looked mid 30s, so that was ok. My time is limited and I thought I'd sneak something in the other day. Here's what didn't happen.

I was prepared for the curtain, low wall thing as I've been to a room in Europe that was pretty much a bench / bed with curtains for all the walls. There was only one interuption from another customer, so that didn't bother me too much, although a couple more times would be annoying. Down to business. Got undressed and placed the towel over my rump roast. Ok massage, but honestly I can only tell if its either poor or ok. I either never had a great one or I'm not paying much attention if its anything better than poor. I rubbed a calf when on my gut, but didn't get any teasing done to me. Should have given up at that point. On the flip, no teasing, and she kept out of range of my hands as much as possible after I made a lame attempt to feel the breast. And I've never figure out how to talk to these ladies to break the ice, so I'm not Mr Chaming. I mean what does one say? It just seems like an awkward conversation no matter what you say. Any help with that would be appreciated. I took in. 6 damage to the beer funds.

Kicking myself for letting the little fella guide me instead of the smarter fella upstairs taking the wheel.

Anyone been to Nancy Rae's / Northside lately or is this place still scraping the bottom of the barrel? How I wish there was something like Geisha Bath House (in Madison) closer to Milwaukee / Racine.

PM me if you prefer.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Wanderer1; 1726906]Anyone been to Nancy Rae's / Northside lately or is this place still scraping the bottom of the barrel? How I wish there was something like Geisha Bath House (in Madison) closer to Milwaukee / Racine.

PM me if you prefer.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's been about 4 months, but here are my last two sessions plus some extra info.

The last time I went here Kay / Kenda had returned and was available. The entry price is now 50 without any cards for a reduced session if after 5 trips. She did a nice job with what she has to offer, but is pushing the autumnal stage of her career, so while in decent shape her age is a bit of a turn off. However, if you've been here before you know that's par for the course. Massage and service were decent but the donation for everything was too high since I can get the same service for the same price without house cover charge. I would repeat if she decided to go private and ditch NRS.

Other trip (s) done within the past year have included Paige, who does a good job and is on the younger side, but not a young girl thinking that you owe her something because you're in the same room as her. Decent massage and service, price is ok even with house charge.

Whenever I consider going here I always call first. Set up an appointment with Paige or Kay. If you get Mercedes on the phone and ask who's working she will be evasive and try to get away with telling you how many girls are working, but not who. If you ask for someone by name you usually get a response. Keep in mind that I've been here about 2-3 times in the past year so some info may be off.

For anyone who's recently been here we would appreciate.

New info on new girls if you have it. Sandy looks real bad now, Mercedes is useless, Stacy is a low ok, Paige and Kay are decent.

Kneadin Kitty

[QUOTE=Kneadin Kitty; 1730145]It's been about 4 months, but here are my last two sessions plus some extra info.

The last time I went here Kay / Kenda had returned and was available. The entry price is now 50 without any cards for a reduced session if after 5 trips. She did a nice job with what she has to offer, but is pushing the autumnal stage of her career, so while in decent shape her age is a bit of a turn off. However, if you've been here before you know that's par for the course. Massage and service were decent but the donation for everything was too high since I can get the same service for the same price without house cover charge. I would repeat if she decided to go private and ditch NRS.

Other trip (s) done within the past year have included Paige, who does a good job and is on the younger side, but not a young girl thinking that you owe her something because you're in the same room as her. Decent massage and service, price is ok even with house charge.

Whenever I consider going here I always call first. Set up an appointment with Paige or Kay. If you get Mercedes on the phone and ask who's working she will be evasive and try to get away with telling you how many girls are working, but not who. If you ask for someone by name you usually get a response. Keep in mind that I've been here about 2-3 times in the past year so some info may be off.

For anyone who's recently been here we would appreciate.

New info on new girls if you have it. Sandy looks real bad now, Mercedes is useless, Stacy is a low ok, Paige and Kay are decent.

Kneadin Kitty[/QUOTE]Just to be clear, donation for everything means: house fee, and tips.

[QUOTE=Wanderer1; 1726906]Anyone been to Nancy Rae's / Northside lately or is this place still scraping the bottom of the barrel? How I wish there was something like Geisha Bath House (in Madison) closer to Milwaukee / Racine.

PM me if you prefer.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I stopped in to check it out earlier this week. I don't know the names of all the characters, but a thin hispanic, tattoo clad lady. 40-50, talked a bit funny, greeted me. Was this Mercedes? A gal with Cs was laying on the couch thing watching tv. Overheard a conversation on the phone and deduced that it was Paige who watching tv. Asked about massages. Apparently Paige is very popular as there were no open slots for her that afternoon. The greeter said she was available and I was fumbling to make excuses why I couldn't see her since Paige was 'busy'. In this confusion, I didn't ask about Kay / Kendra. There were also a couple of dudes hanging out. Not sure if they were clients or what. Took mental notes and left.

I stopped in a few days ago, had a relatively new girl Michelle. Overall pleasant experience. In the end, I was happy.

Tried this chick recently:

[url]http://racine.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-massages-by-a-sexy-short-brunette-36c-2634-available-so-just-call-29/7502073[/url]

She advertises on BP every week or so. Quiet but cluttered house in residential Kenosha neighborhood. She's in her mid-to-late 30s, about 5 ft nothing and maybe 120 lbs. Brunette, couldn't tell what color her eyes were, and a smoker but only on the porch. Decent body, nice tits and ass but some belly fat from the kids. Still, pretty decent for this market. She took me upstairs to what I think was her kid's room. Anyway, nude massage with BBBJ and mutual touching was $.6 plus a $.2 tip. FS definitely on the menu but I didn't get a quote on that. I recommend.