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Has anyone visited the two gals south of MP?

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[QUOTE=Kneadin Kitty]Saw Red the other day had a nice time. Good massage, nice tits - I haven't enjoyed sucking on a pair like hers in quite a while. Good HJ release. Will repeat price was .6. Didn't go for anything more than HJ, but will check on next trip.[/QUOTE]

Red will be up for anything, no holes barred. In fact she might insist on it.

Miller Park - from what I've heard, they are heavyweights but you can have fun.

Yesterday at the Chinese apt. That girl was so stereotypical. "U wun bro jub? $40buck for massajee, 80 buck for bro jub. No massajee only bro jub 80 buck. 20 more for no crows.

She was awful. Had plenty later for my second conquest. Looking for #250 tonight.

Uneventaul. SW, 35, spinner, looked like a meth addict. Pretty nice from the neck down. Very polite, smart and good conversationalist. But had trouble, ED issues. Oh, I'm not getting hung up on the numbers. I can make 251 a celebration if I want. But I was disappointed.

This is stupid. These last few have not been fun. Maybe I need a break from the hobby.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]The last ad I posted was from BP escorts. I found this one on BP body rubs, with a couple more pictures. I know I've seen the picture on the bottom before, but I can't remember where.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/skin-on-skin-body-rub-discount-rates/3265571[/url][/QUOTE]

That last photo has been posted in ads all up and down the east coast. I've seen it in Florida, New Jersey and the Boston area (where I'm located) for about the last year. It smells of "scam" to me. Just my .02 cents worth.

[QUOTE=Santa66]That last photo has been posted in ads all up and down the east coast. I've seen it in Florida, New Jersey and the Boston area (where I'm located) for about the last year. It smells of "scam" to me. Just my .02 cents worth.[/QUOTE]

I (almost) always check with [url]www.tineye.com[/url] prior to investing any of my time into girl's profile.

I tried tineye and didn't come up with anything, but that's not surprising for technologically challenged me.

[QUOTE=Tanaka]I (almost) always check with [url]www.tineye.com[/url] prior to investing any of my time into girl's profile.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I tried tineye and didn't come up with anything, but that's not surprising for technologically challenged me.[/QUOTE]There may not have been any hits because there just were no matches from tineye's database.

I've found that posting questionable photos to the USASexGuide's photo gallery sometimes yields valuable feedback too from the members, considering the nation-wide coverage of this forum.

I called a few old friends and one new one I want to be friends with, but could not connect, so I responded to Red's craigslist post. She said she could see me right away.

We agreed on .7 for 45 minutes. I had read the posts here, so was not expecting FS, but was not really sure what would be on the menu. I told her right off I usually only see fs providers, but she said that would not happen today. After a very nice soft touch massage she had me flip and pulled up her top. I sucked on those wonderful tits while she gave me an hj. I asked her to take off her shorts. She just pulled them to the side and invited me to touch.

I told her I wanted a bj, and she said it would be extra. She proceeded to bbj to completion. Not the best technique, but it did the job. When I asked her how much she told me to give her what I thought I should. I ended up giving her $ total .7 + .3 tip.

She promised fs next time. Has anyone repeated and gotten fs? If so how much did you pay and how was it? You can pm me if you want.

I thought it was worth it and will probably give her another try.

So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.

The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below.

When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.

She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.

She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.

On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?

Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.

In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.

Native American, 20, cute, looked like a high schooler. Very polite and well spoken. No sign of drugs. Took her to my place. About 5 ft tall, maybe 125, a little belly on her but still cute. I expected her to just lay there but she really got into it. Maybe it was real, or maybe she wants an Oscar for good acting. If you saw her, with her backpack and the way she was dressed you'd think it was just another school girl. Gave me the line she need tution money for college. She had no protection so I dropped her at a convenience store. She paid with her own money!!! She told me .5 for bj and $1.0 for everything. We did everything but she only asked for .5. That broke my heart and I gave her $1.0. She is not an old pro at this at all. She was so sweet any one of you would like to have her as a daughter. She just did not fit the profile at all. I was scared to death she was only 15-16, but she convinced me she was 20. Hope she stops doing this because I don't think she should have to be doing the street scene.

Wetboy,

The Asians down in Chicago are top notch.

Yet, you still need to sort threw the crap to find the good sometimes.

If you didn't like it from the beginning just bail and go to the next one till you find the one you like.

But hell, to say Asians aren't better down there then up here is goofy.

Their is like a colony of china girls down there. Ones you really don't have to pay for if you know the right places to look.

I also saw Red last week. Really quick visit. Long enough for a HE on the spot, which for .6 isn't bad. Playing with those D-cups is worth the price alone! Red said she has a friend who does doubles. Anyone have any experience with her in a 3-some?

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I called a few old friends and one new one I want to be friends with, but could not connect, so I responded to Red's craigslist post. She said she could see me right away.

We agreed on .7 for 45 minutes. I had read the posts here, so was not expecting FS, but was not really sure what would be on the menu. I told her right off I usually only see fs providers, but she said that would not happen today. After a very nice soft touch massage she had me flip and pulled up her top. I sucked on those wonderful tits while she gave me an hj. I asked her to take off her shorts. She just pulled them to the side and invited me to touch.

I told her I wanted a bj, and she said it would be extra. She proceeded to bbj to completion. Not the best technique, but it did the job. When I asked her how much she told me to give her what I thought I should. I ended up giving her $ total .7 + .3 tip.

She promised fs next time. Has anyone repeated and gotten fs? If so how much did you pay and how was it? You can pm me if you want.

I thought it was worth it and will probably give her another try.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about you guys but I've tried to hook up with Red twice. The first time I drove by and saw several teenagers outside and an old guy cutting the grass. I emailed her and she said it was her father outside but he doesn't care, so I told her I wasn't comfortable with that. The next time I drove by five minutes early and there was a 20-something kid jumping out of a car going to her house. Again I opted not to go. What's the deal with that? Has anybody else had these probs?

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Wetboy,

The Asians down in Chicago are top notch.

Yet, you still need to sort threw the crap to find the good sometimes.

If you didn't like it from the beginning just bail and go to the next one till you find the one you like.

But hell, to say Asians aren't better down there then up here is goofy.

Their is like a colony of china girls down there. Ones you really don't have to pay for if you know the right places to look.[/QUOTE]I never said the Asian's aren't better in Chicago. You just restated my question. "if you know the right places to look". That was my point. Obviously the one in Wheaton is NOT the right place, OK so I TOFTT, but where is the right place?

Could someone link to Red's ad?

I mean, I only go for handshakes but she sounds like a blast.