Busy Times in Never-Never Land
The other night all the AMPs near the Villages were busy with snowbirds or spring breakers. Ping's had 4 cars in the parking lot and the door was locked so all the gals were working. A bunch of cars in front of Village, and they weren't all playing bingo at the "senior social center". At Lakeview 2 cars in the lot and I made it 3. Grace told me she had a new gal Wendy that would be free in 10 minutes so I put on my Peter Pan outfit and got out my pixie dust. Wendy was about 25-30, trim with nice bolt-ons.
Session was great and got right down to business. About 15 minutes in I had her lie down on the table and applied the pixie dust with my tongue. She flew to never-never land and was so copacetic I probably could have taken this all the way. Wasn't after that so I lied back down and let her do the handy work as usual. Afterwards she filled out the rest of the time with a nice soft powder massage and cuddling.
While this was going on I heard some other monger come in and Grace took him to the room next door and was working when I left. That must have been Captain Hook or one of the Lost Boys. As always, this was just a dream.
Village Spa Lousy Service........
I've been to the Villages Spa many times but haven't been lately. I read some good reports lately with ImnoDaniel and another board member mentioning he felt that they we stepping up their game. Well I'm here to tell you, I had the worse AMP visit ever and I do mean ever... I requested Candy, she came into the room with the girl that greeted me at the door and said " I don't know you, how you know me.." I stated a friend comes in and speaks highly of you. She was rude and said she give you good massage pointing to the other girl and walked away going back in the office to sit down to something that was on her laptop.. I wasn't going to let that stop me so I agreed. I tried to get the name of the girl that I did end up getting but could barely understand her. Her looks, well let's just say I honestly had my suspicions as to whether I had a transgender. I'm not trying to come across as an ass but I don't have her name and that is the best way I can describe her. She was pleasant, didn't have an attitude like Candy but her sweetness is where it ends. Her skills for the massage was, there were no skills, no roaming, had me flip about 40 min in and that was it. Most will finish the remainder of your time with genital caressing, scalp rubs and stuff like that, NOPE, it was okay, thank you.
I won't be back. You would think with two AMP's within a stone throw and the one in Wildwood they would want to make sure you had a stellar time. Oh well, bet if Mamasan was there she'd keep them in line...