Massage Parlor Reports

Took my maiden voyage here today. Big Surf,s report was right on target. They have a thing for appointments unlike most amps so call first. I only saw the one girl who took care of me but she was better looking and younger than most places. I would probably rate it the same as Toyoko in that both were good technique no haggle handshakes. My wandering hands were not discouraged but the goods are covered too much for any wettness testing. Both places were very enjoyable but left feeling no other extras were available. Someone PM me if I am wrong. Hairball

Had a new, for me, approach at a local amp. After the flip and about half way through the front massage, she placed my hand on my ding dong, I removed it and replaced it with her hand. She proced with the handshake while I asked for more, but she only shook her head no. Comments?

Snake: That the new girl down at AAA, by any chance? I don't recall her name, but it was the worst visit there ever. Sad, because she was damn fine - but she's in the wrong line of work - Or at least the wrong place :p

On the other hand, I stopped by LOA (?) on 17-92 between 436 & 434. Massage was actually so good I didn't think there'd be a handshake. I was incorrect in my assumption & it actually ended up being a fairly decent one. I didn't ask for more, but it didn't seem like there was anything else was going on. Hell, there wasn't even a negotiation on the handshake, she just started going at it.

Pleasant surprises are always welcome for us north-enders.

[QUOTE=Hairball]... My wandering hands were not discouraged but the goods are covered too much for any wettness testing... [/QUOTE]Do they also keep their top "covered too much" for fleshy exploration?

Just wondering if anyone else has veered away from the few AMP's for handshaking action. In the past, I have met with a couple of providers who advertised in the Orlando Weekly. Both were pretty good, and both were on the east side of town which was very convenient for me. (Im one who truly prefers handshakes to FS for a few reasons, mostly the budget and safety aspects.)

Both charged $ and both were located in residential locations. I am kind of torn between the AMP and the independent provider, both situations have their advantages.

The AMP is very reliable situation in which both provider and customer know the protocol. The massage and TS enhance the experience so you really get a great all around service. However the language barrier can sometimes create miscommunications and the AMP can get kind of boring.

An independent provider can be a great because the girls usually are more likely to get cozy with you and not be so mechanical. The message is usually laughable if one is given at all. For a true handshake connoisseur however it's really nice to have a good ole american gal really get into it and take some instruction rather than what you typically get at an AMP.

Any thoughts or providers worth mentioning?

[QUOTE=Big Surf]... In the past, I have met with a couple of providers who advertised in the Orlando Weekly. Both were pretty good, and both were on the east side of town which was very convenient for me. (Im one who truly prefers handshakes to FS for a few reasons, mostly the budget and safety aspects.)

Both charged $ and both were located in residential locations. I am kind of torn between the AMP and the independent provider, both situations have their advantages. [/QUOTE]I agree with a lot of what you say. If nothing else, the variety would be nice. With non-Asian girls, you at least have a shot at getting a pair of decent-sized naturals (which is totally impossible at an AMP). The problem I have is that the OW indy ads are hard for me to decipher - what's offered, what's not, how much? As you say, the drill is pretty standard at an AMP. Any advice on key words to look for in indy ads?

Agreed. I'd very much appreciate a "regular" American girl that wasn't $$ or $$$/hr. Up north (Cleveland) we had a cool site - Tailfin's Hole In The Wall - Which catered to that type of provider.

Members are screened & it was $100/lifetime membership (Mostly just to weed out the crazies with no jobs, etc). They have their own private reviews, etc..

Hell, maybe it's time to set up a server dedicated to Orlando. Non profit. Anyone have bandwidth to spare? ;-)

[QUOTE=Wsph7]I agree with a lot of what you say. If nothing else, the variety would be nice. With non-Asian girls, you at least have a shot at getting a pair of decent-sized naturals (which is totally impossible at an AMP). The problem I have is that the OW indy ads are hard for me to decipher - what's offered, what's not, how much? As you say, the drill is pretty standard at an AMP. Any advice on key words to look for in indy ads?[/QUOTE]In my experiences with the Orlando Weekly, I've found that simply calling is the best thing to do. If a girl answers, I'll first ask where she is located (2 outta 3 will tell you a hotel on I-Drive) I stay away from those, only because the 35-40 minute drive is simply not worth it to me. I'll usually just tell those ones they are too far outta my way and end the call. If they are reasonably close, I'll then ask how much for a massage, if they respond with $, you'll know you've scored.

The two providers I visited were in listed in the Weekly as Andrea and the other was Diane. Andrea was a 40ish italian gal who was a little big boned, but was very skilled at handshaking. I visited her twice and then noticed she was not listed anymore in the Weekly.

Diane was also late 30's early 40's but a much nicer figure. She was not as attentive when it came to handshaking, and she had a real problem with talking too much which can ruin the experience. She too is no longer listed in the Weekly.

I do make a point of picking up a printed copy of the Weekly rather than just checking the website because there are many more adds in the print copy. Another benefit is that independents will likely let you visit late, after all the AMPs have closed.

Big Surf, wsph & Maggot,

I share in your affinity for private providers. I've never felt comfortable with the AMP scene. PM me if you'd like some references from the OW, but be forwarned that all of my recent providers are mature 40-50s. I would love to find a 20-30s year old private provider - but have had no recent luck - so if anyone has a positive experience they can pass on via PM I'd appreciate it.

TV

Just moved to the area and looking forward to being a part of this board. Anyone try Asia Moon "very friendly" listed in the OW under massage? Is it an amp or independent? Or even worth our time? I can never seem to get anyone to answer when I call.

Anyone have any experience with either Aaliyah or April in the OW. They both list web sites with pics and both look pretty good. On the Aaliyah web site, the chick says her name is Brandi. Sounds like a service and maybe bate and switch. If you have any info, please PM me.

Stay safe,

Snake

Tried to pm you but your box is full. Am very interested in the older woman. please get back to me.

Has anybody had any luck at the massage parlor inside the salon on the corner of park and morse. There is a really hot blonde there, and a hot brunette. Have gotten a massage from each of them but is that all there is? Definitely seemed like there was more in store, but i dont think i was qouting the right figures.

[QUOTE=Winter Park FL]Has anybody had any luck at the massage parlor inside the salon on the corner of park and morse. There is a really hot blonde there, and a hot brunette. Have gotten a massage from each of them but is that all there is? Definitely seemed like there was more in store, but i dont think i was qouting the right figures.[/QUOTE]WPFL - I PM'd you the info - sorry about the full mailbox - late on my spring cleaning. I seriously doubt that any salon on Park Ave is going to offer extras - but PLEASE PM me if you hear otherwise!

TV

I thought someone may have mentioned this place before, but don't remember what the deal was with it. It's the place just west of 436 on east colonial next to the CV Joint repair shop. There is a neon sign turned on in the window that says "massage" , however there is another neon sign that says "open" that is never turned on. It appears to be abandoned or closed. Did this place ever turn up any extras for anyone?

Just Curious,

Big Surf.