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There are places in LA called "Texas Loosey's."
They serve up stuff like the nurse grill.
The girls are all stunners and all they wear is cowboy boots, leather chaps, G strings and halter tops.
If you be a butt man, its helluva good place to eat and gaze.
To comment on Merlin's report. I'm not a huge fan of gazing and eating at the same time. I like to separate the two and enjoy them both to the fullest! So maybe my post on the Heart Attack was a little biased. The girls DO try to flirt with you to the best of their ability though. Go check it out, from the outside it looks like a Quiznos or something.
I stopped in at MT. It looked like to employee cars were there and one customer car so I thought I could get in right away. I walked in, rang the bell and sat on the couch. About 10 minutes later some lady peeked around the corner (not pretty and overweight. Hadn't seen her there before). She asked if I had an appointment. Yeah right I thought. I told her no and she said they were all booked up for the night and I couldn't be seen.
I stopped by BH later that night (I tried it seveal months ago but it was closed). The open sign was still glowing. I was surprised to see they're open till 11pm! When I entered, I could see a lady sleeping on the couch behind the cashier window. She woke up when I entered. I have been out of the AMP scene a few months but I seem to remember that these door prices were better than I remember. Maybe $40 for 30 minutes and? $60 for the hour. Could it have been that low? Anyway, it was way to close to closing time and I didn't have a full 30-60 minutes so I asked if I could get a 20 minute massage for $20. They didn't really like that idea but they agreed to do it for $30. A second lady escorted me to the room and as I start to undress, I remembered that I had my glock on me. What to do now? I tried to stall so she would leave and I could get undressed and nobody would notice. However, she stayed in the room to watch me undress. This doesn't usually happen. I tried to to be sly and keep it hidden and rolled my jeans around it as put them on the chair and quickly threw my shirt on top. She was too smart for me and immediately asked, "what was that" and walked over and uncovered it. I don't think she was expecting to see a hand gun cause she looked rather upset. I tried to convince that it was ok and that I wasn't a cop (I would be upset I was her too). She said she would go ask if she could give me a massage and come back. She came back and was very nice to me but said she wouldn't be able to give me a massage. I told her I understand and asked for my money back. I got dressed and she escorted me to the front again. She was very nice about it but said her boss doesn't allow guns in the store. I apologized, gave her a quick hug, grabbed a tit and went to the window for my refund. They gave it to me and they watched as I got back into my car and drove away. Damn, I was upset. I should have left it in the car!
Both girls were ok looking, both asian with very small tits. The one that would have done the massage was older than the one that met me at the window when I first entered.
Two strikes today.
Quick question to the group, if you usually carry, do you carry when your mongering or do you leave it at home?
[QUOTE=NeverTell]...
I stopped by BH later that night
... I remembered that I had my glock on me. What to do now? I tried to stall so she would leave and I could get undressed and nobody would notice. However, she stayed in the room to watch me undress. This doesn't usually happen. I tried to to be sly and keep it hidden and rolled my jeans around it as put them on the chair and quickly threw my shirt on top. She was too smart for me and immediately asked, "what was that" and walked over and uncovered it. I don't think she was expecting to see a hand gun cause she looked rather upset. I tried to convince that it was ok and that I wasn't a cop (I would be upset I was her too). She said she would go ask if she could give me a massage and come back. She came back and was very nice to me but said she wouldn't be able to give me a massage. I told her I understand and asked for my money back. I got dressed and she escorted me to the front again. She was very nice about it but said her boss doesn't allow guns in the store. I apologized, gave her a quick hug, grabbed a tit and went to the window for my refund. They gave it to me and they watched as I got back into my car and drove away. Damn, I was upset. I should have left it in the car!
Both girls were ok looking, both asian with very small tits. The one that would have done the massage was older than the one that met me at the window when I first entered.
Two strikes today.
Quick question to the group, if you usually carry, do you carry when your mongering or do you leave it at home?[/QUOTE]
NeverTell,
I assume that you have a valid AZ CCP? or at least a CCP from a state that AZ accepts?. Nothing legally wrong with carrying as long as the amp doesn't display a sign to the contary. That's the trouble with carrying is that you often forget that you are armed. I personally don't even carry id at an amp. Just a basic monger wallet with enough cash for my visit.
From a practical standpoint, I would never consider carrying only because I want the girl to feel completely at ease with me and I would'nt consider it necessary. If the cops did make a surprise visit, you might be jeopardizing your license.
BTW, did you get any names of the girls? The older one is probably Nana who is likely in her forties and manages the place. Nice body, firm ass and small titties...and gives a damn good massage. Was the other girl attractive?
In summary, best to lock your piece in the trunk, the amp will hopefully supply you with a brand-new 'piece'. The only gun I bring with me to an amp is my 'long-gun' which I keep hidden in my pants until I get in the room and I then proudly present it in ... (er...I mean...TO) the girl :).
I am planning an amp visit soon and may try BH again.
Thanks for your report
DN
I would have liked to state my feelings about this incident earlier, but have been out of the country.
Here is my perspective on this:
A: The hotel manager was not merely "surfing the Web" as stated in the article. Anyone who is familiar with craigslist knows that "Erotic Services" are not out in the open, you have to click erotic, then go past the disclaimer, then click to enter, not something you do by accident, or "stumble" across. So, this means that he was INTENTIONALLY searching the erotic services section. I am assuming that Homestead Studio Suites Hotels allows their employees to search and browse for erotic services/porn/nude photos on company equipment on company time. Seems pretty liberal for a company based in South Carolina.
B: If the idiot they popped had kept his mouth shut, there is nothing the police could have done other than charge him with the traffic violation and the drug posession charges (DOHHHHH!) Lessons 1 & 2, Keep your mouth shut and don't have illegal items with you when mongering. Yeah, the cops could hassle you (and would) they would play good cop/bad cop with you, they would tell you she ratted you out, etc etc etc, but it boils down to a simple massage, nothing more, nothing less. She says she fucked you for money, you say you got a massage only. Unless they had the inside of the room bugged or had cameras, they have nothing other than her word. She is gonna go down quicker than you based on her ads and her drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! What are they gonna charge you with, getting an unlicensed massage?? He was in and out in 10 mins? "Gee officer, I went there for a massage, she offered me sex for money, I said NO and left!!!" That is a better story in my opinion. When it boils right down to it, they had NOTHING on this guy other than his confession and his drugs. We all have the right to remain silent, use that right wisely, because it is VERY obvious that what you say CAN and WILL BE used against you. Fermin David Lopez, you are an Idiot!
C: Don't do bonehead things while driving that give them the opportunity to pull you over. Make sure all your lights are working, nothing broken, don't do stupid things. Notice that he was not charged with the illegal tint or the wide turn that he was originally pulled over for. He was charged with what he admitted to and what they found in his car. (pssst. from everything I read, he was arrested at night, illegal tint my ass!)
D: Never, EVER, EVER patronize Homestead Suites Studio Hotels, Extended Stay America, StudioPLUS Deluxe Studios or Extended Stay Deluxe Hotels. It is very obvious that they to not take the privacy of their customers seriously. I could totally understand if the maid tripped over a bale of pot or discovered a meth-lab or something very obvious like that, but for a manager to scan sexually oriented ads looking for sex and finding one of your customers, then turning her in? Come-on, how ridiculously lame is this prick?
E: It is too bad that several thousand people won't write to: Homestead Studio Suites Hotels, 100 Dunbar Street, Spartanburg SC. 29306. or call 864-573-1600 and tell them how disgusted you are with the fact that one of their managers would surf the web for sexually erotic services, apparently on company time. What a PR nightmare!! They allow managers to surf for porn/sex?? Do they let their managers solicit illegal drugs from customers so they can turn them in???
F: What kind of turd is this guy? He is scanning erotic services ads, presumably looking for some kind of erotic service, he comes across a picture of someone he recognizes, he goes straight to the police. This was prior to drugs being found. I think the reasonable thing to do would be to call her up and tell her, hey you can't do that here, you need to move out, leave, etc. No, he wants to be a hero, be famous. Lets make him famous, lets let his bosses know he is seeking erotic services! Again, this prick was not innocently surfing the web, he knew where he was surfing and what he was looking for.
Ok, enough of my rant. What have we learned today??? Be careful out there, and keep your mouth shut!! Oh yeah and write or call Homestead Studio Suites Hotel.
Hi visiting mesa, wanna know if any of you know of any hourly motels that are decent, don't ask for id and convenient to downtown mesa.
Any help is appreciated. And does anyone know anything about lori, the native american girl who advertises on CL? Cell starts with 917?
[QUOTE=El Mono]Hi visiting mesa, wanna know if any of you know of any hourly motels that are decent, don't ask for id and convenient to downtown mesa.
Any help is appreciated. And does anyone know anything about lori, the native american girl who advertises on CL? Cell starts with 917?[/QUOTE]
There aren't any short time motels in Mesa anymore. Cops shut them all down. Bite the bullet and pay for a room. $44 at Motel 6 on Main between Country Club and Extension.
I saw Lori bout 6 months ago and she was hot. Slipped on a condom but it broke, suck and cum in mouth after I came inside her pussy. Didn't try anal because thats not my thing but I'm sure she wouldn't object. Only problem is she shaves her pussy but has a heavy "beard". Started out wearing a condom but slipped out and dragged my crank across her shaved pubic area and it ripped the condom to shreds. I was in the short strokes so I threw it back in anyway and blew my load inside her. Ended up with the ripped condom down around my balls when I finished. I worried about it for a few days until I got tested, came back negative. She was very hot then but I don't think she offers full service anymore. I called her two days ago, think she is useing someone else's cell phone because she is a local gal but she told me she only offers head now. Still, I'm sure it will be good. After we fucked she climbed off and started giving me head without me even asking for it. She really gets into it and she actually came twice when I saw her and I know she wasn't faking it because I could feel her juices on my cock. I think she is probably a squirter. Although she is only offering head for now I'm sure if you can convince her to do a 69 she will get so tore up that she will want to fuck you. If you're insistant about wearing a condom you better have your shit together because she will climb on so fast you won't be prepared for it. So you better have your condom in your hand when she does the U-turn to sit on your dick. I'm guessing she may have picked up an STD somewhere along the way, thats why she only offers head for now. She is a fun lady and it will be money well spent. Just be careful because in the heat of the moment you won't be thinking about safe sex.
Thanks Dougal, I'm going to do all of that next week.
I saw bountiful Barb in Mesa 2 weeks ago. Bigger than her pics, 1 minute bbj, bossy in bed, but she gets the job done. $.2, she was a talker too, I won't repeat.
I saw Candy from CL. The one with the tongue ring, she looks much better than her pics in person. Very accommodating. Will repeat.
Poor girl is 8 mo pregnant and missing all her front teeth. Had poor hygiene and I will not be calling her again. Although she seems like a very nice person.
Why do all these chicks shave their pussy then insist on making you wear a condom. May as well wear 2 condoms, they always break as soon as they hit that stubble, really sucks. I did a really cute girl I found at Extension and 8th Ave by the park. Wanted .2 for bbbj cim and .4 for full, car date. I told her I had a room and she said even better. OK. So we proceed to the notell on Main. Go inside and she starts tossing laundry as soon as we get inside. I start taking off my shirt and she is already naked on the bed. She pulled the bedspread off and tossed it on the floor, said it was dirty because they never wash them. OK, I'll buy that. She starts in with some fantastic BBBJ but tells me not to cum in her mouth. ??? What the fuck? Then she slips on the condom and jumps on top of me. 2 minutes later the condom is shreded and all down around my balls from the pin cushion stubble on her shaved snatch. She says, oh well, we may as well finish, it's too late now. I said too late for what????? She says "safe sex". I told her safe sex was me pulling out and cumming in her mouth and she said OK. What a dumb *****. I still don't believe it. All for $40. First thing tomorrow I'm getting tested
Hey man. She looks good and clean too boot. She probably wanted to feel you unload inside of her. They like that you know.
There are exceptions to everything but the people who turn up pos are having prolonged and repeated contact with an infected person. Most use IV drugs.
I would have gladly accepted seconds on that pretty lady.
Gotta say your picture post is one of the best in a while in PhotoGallery... And what an adventure, hey?
I LOVED the reply to your post which proclaims "She looks clean..." Good luck on that. Especially since she cavalierly says "Oh well..." when the condom broke. With how many guys has she said that? Appearances may have nothing to do with whether she has given you something to remember her by.
And you have a problem with shaven? Actually, FRESHLY shaven is great for not getting crabs, and since it is easier to keep externally clean, one DOES have a cleaner landing zone... But yes, stubble is abrasive fer shure...
But... are you complaining that SWs insist on condoms? Two lessons: any SW that doesn't insist for covered FS may well give you gonorrhea or syphilis (even orally) if they never ask for condoms--Never trust the healthiness of an SW who does you the "favor" of FS without a cover. They don't give a sh*t. They need a fix. And if they insist on a cover, then there is that reduced chance (not zero) that they do not have an STD to give you... And any monger that doesn't insist on a cover is WAY out on thin ice. DUH.
At the same time, your SW is hip in quirky ways. Right on about bedspreads. Great that she is ready to romp as soon as you hit the room. Her bod is fabulous. And all that for 0.4??? What a deal (if you don't catch something.)
Final lesson: getting tested "tomorrow" will tell you zilch. Infections take several days to months to set in and reveal themselves. Especially HIV. I always have to laugh when the news says that the person was tested the next day and were HIV negative... give me a break.
I actually LIKE her, but the caution light is on.
Thanks for a very entertaining story.
Giani
[QUOTE=Dougal]Why do all these chicks shave their pussy then insist on making you wear a condom. May as well wear 2 condoms, they always break as soon as they hit that stubble, really sucks. I did a really cute girl I found at Extension and 8th Ave by the park. Wanted .2 for bbbj cim and .4 for full, car date. I told her I had a room and she said even better. OK. So we proceed to the notell on Main. Go inside and she starts tossing laundry as soon as we get inside. I start taking off my shirt and she is already naked on the bed. She pulled the bedspread off and tossed it on the floor, said it was dirty because they never wash them. OK, I'll buy that. She starts in with some fantastic BBBJ but tells me not to cum in her mouth. ??? What the fuck? Then she slips on the condom and jumps on top of me. 2 minutes later the condom is shreded and all down around my balls from the pin cushion stubble on her shaved snatch. She says, oh well, we may as well finish, it's too late now. I said too late for what????? She says "safe sex". I told her safe sex was me pulling out and cumming in her mouth and she said OK. What a dumb *****. I still don't believe it. All for $40. First thing tomorrow I'm getting tested[/QUOTE]
Don't want to apprear out of line but what is that long blonde/white hair by your pecker?
The girl does look hot. Well done and good luck
[QUOTE=Dougal]Why do all these chicks shave their pussy then insist on making you wear a condom. May as well wear 2 condoms, they always break as soon as they hit that stubble, really sucks. I did a really cute girl I found at Extension and 8th Ave by the park. Wanted .2 for bbbj cim and .4 for full, car date. I told her I had a room and she said even better. OK. So we proceed to the notell on Main. Go inside and she starts tossing laundry as soon as we get inside. I start taking off my shirt and she is already naked on the bed. She pulled the bedspread off and tossed it on the floor, said it was dirty because they never wash them. OK, I'll buy that. She starts in with some fantastic BBBJ but tells me not to cum in her mouth. ??? What the fuck? Then she slips on the condom and jumps on top of me. 2 minutes later the condom is shreded and all down around my balls from the pin cushion stubble on her shaved snatch. She says, oh well, we may as well finish, it's too late now. I said too late for what????? She says "safe sex". I told her safe sex was me pulling out and cumming in her mouth and she said OK. What a dumb *****. I still don't believe it. All for $40. First thing tomorrow I'm getting tested[/QUOTE]
Ah you cant only pin that on SW's. How many times have you had your girlfriend come home after being out with her friends and tasted salty??? They are ALL going to lie. Take it with a grain of salt. Slipping your cock in her to 2 min, your probably going to live, but hey, what is life without a little risk taking?
Me, I would DATY that lady in a heartbeat :-)