Massage Parlor Reports

First time in California. After perusing the forum for awhile settled on Happy in SA. Only two girls were there when I arrived in the afternoon. There was a guy ahead of me so I didn't get to choose. $40 house and got "Lisa. " Full figured, tight black dress revealing ample cleavage, lots of makeup. 5 minute back-rub, the turnover, and the negotiation. Agreed on $140 for FS. A bit steep but I'm a terrible negotiator. CBJ for a bit, she has some skills and I hardly noticed the cover. Followed by the FS in some different positions. Decided it would be fun to finish in her hand at the end. Overall not disappointed but the East-Asian look is my thing (petite, small breasts, black hair, pale complexion) and Lisa seemed more Filipina (full-figured, big breasts, dyed-brown hair, darker complexion). If anyone can recommend a place with exclusively the former would be appreciated.

BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.

[QUOTE=MetalF96;5833868]Yo I need the address to this place. Please.[/QUOTE]Newbie. Please read post 27880 for an example of what your first and only post should look like. In his first post, this monger doesn't ask for help, he did his research and went out to play. He gives the girl's name and description of activities, along with prices. The only thing he could've possibly done better is to review a lesser known MP. So now if this monger posts again asking for help from us, we would probably help him without question. In other words, one must give to receive. Get out there and have fun, and report back with details.

[QUOTE=StWarren503;5836306]First time in California. After perusing the forum for awhile settled on Happy in SA. Only two girls were there when I arrived in the afternoon. There was a guy ahead of me so I didn't get to choose. $40 house and got "Lisa. " Full figured, tight black dress revealing ample cleavage, lots of makeup. 5 minute back-rub, the turnover, and the negotiation. Agreed on $140 for FS. A bit steep but I'm a terrible negotiator. CBJ for a bit, she has some skills and I hardly noticed the cover. Followed by the FS in some different positions. Decided it would be fun to finish in her hand at the end. Overall not disappointed but the East-Asian look is my thing (petite, small breasts, black hair, pale complexion) and Lisa seemed more Filipina (full-figured, big breasts, dyed-brown hair, darker complexion). If anyone can recommend a place with exclusively the former would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Next give her 100.00 . The Petite girl you describe it took me 4 months to find!! 4 months of slammer training!! Tight tight little ass long black hair full lips!! Will suck me for 1 hour straight til I unload. Or fuck for 1 1/2 straight. The only bummer is she won't fuck anyone else!! Only HJ. Anyways if you had her you would orgasm in 5 minutes. Then you would think you got Cheated. By the way the BBBJCIM Swallowed. Was yesterday. Today was the 11/2 hr spring training love fest. Tomorrow she wants 1/2 hr 69 session. To start out. We go at it everyday!! So those girls are out there keep working friends slammer enjoying semi retired.

One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5836424]Newbie. Please read post 27880 for an example of what your first and only post should look like. In his first post, this monger doesn't ask for help, he did his research and went out to play. He gives the girl's name and description of activities, along with prices. The only thing he could've possibly done better is to review a lesser known MP. So now if this monger posts again asking for help from us, we would probably help him without question. In other words, one must give to receive. Get out there and have fun, and report back with details.[/QUOTE]Text them and make an appt online great he.

There you go again complaining and put this in the ranting area lmao. This is more and more like you own this sex review site haha. Check out oc beauty bar in f2 f.

And worst AMPs too LOL.

Good ones.

Bioluna in of.

$40 plus whatever they tell you.

BBFS bbq.

L&L massage in gg.

$40 for half hr good FS $180.

Funny thing lot of little girls and heart douches complain and act like they own this place.

Bad AMPs.

L.

Rose spa 44X Fairview in cm in general.

Honey spa.

[QUOTE=VoltronX;5836681]One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.[/QUOTE]Yeah I don't understand these mongers.

It happens occasionally to me ringing the bell or banging on the door!!

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5834124]Panda. In Tustin. BJ and cim.[/QUOTE]Is this Panda place on first? I visited last week, but just got a weak HJ.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;5835943]I posted this in the Nuru section but see that it's not nearly as active. Hope you don't mind that I'm asking here as well. Going to OC tomorrow.

Wondering how much roaming, fondling, touching, whatever is allowed with these 3 or even if you have someone better. I've always wanted to see Alison B Rose, I've seen Lana (but back when she was Yolanda) and thought about seeing her again, and I've seen Julia OC but, while she's hot AF I didn't get the opportunity to even see her pussy let alone touch it. Lana I recall allowing mutual touching but it's been so long. Just curious what your experiences have been with these 3. I like model types and lover mutual touching. As I'm sure we all do. Also, curious what your thoughts are regarding 30 min vs hour long with them. I used to only do 30 min.

Also, just browsing around I also see rave reviews of this girls Vanessa. Some say she's the best. But that's PD. Anyone here have experience with her? [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ster/valerie26.[/URL].[/QUOTE]I saw Alison B Rose last year and had a great time. She gave a okay massage and was very friendly. She is a bit of a talker and comes right out and tells you if she's talking too much tell her to shut up. As you can see by her pictures she has a banging body. She allows a little bit of roaming but I didn't press too much. On the flip she laid next to me while she was giving me the happy ending and asked me if I would like to suck on her tits which I very happily did. I'm guessing there may be more to be had but for my first visit I didn't want to press my luck. I hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5783443]I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.[/QUOTE]Been out of the game for just over a year (health issues). Used to have some great spots in Lake Forrest or even in SJC. Excellent massage and great CBJ or BBBJ finish. Alas, theose sports are no more and haven't seen any since. 😔.

[QUOTE=BigErection;5836415]BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.[/QUOTE]Ahahaha, ok, give me someones contact to send.

[QUOTE=BigErection;5836415]BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.[/QUOTE]In the legit spa industry we don't even say "masseuse. " CMTs hate that. It has taken on too much of a sexual connotation. We always say "massage therapist. ".

Harbor at McFadden. Behind the shoe store.

This used to be "Solace" where Mindy the OCbarber / waxing queen had her shop.

Plenty of parking available.

Went in and a cute mid 20's. Early 30's girl comes out and leads me to room. Mamasan was yelling from the back. (glad I didn't get her.).

Usually I sit at end of table and wait for her entrance to introduce myself. A good fun icebreaker and being the exhibitionist that I am I love showing off and seeing their reactions. This one came back before I even sat down. She caressed my little buddy and asked what I wanted. I actually was looking forward to an attempted massage followed by fun and so I let her know. Wow, that was one of the least satisfying rubs that I have ever received. She just pushed and pressured. Finally, she asked if I wanted lotion. Well, yea. Unfortunately the lotion didn't help her attempted massage much. So as I was giving up on getting some relaxing massage strokes and teases. She asks me to turn over. She immediately went into negotiation mode as I was saying later, later. Still not too much teasing. (I love the build up.) So apparently hand and beej are on the table. Probably more but I was not interested in that. She took instruction well but only enough to get the job done. I had to laugh when the girl and mamasan were both loudly calling after me. Come back again. Over and over.

Worth a repeat visit? Probably not. No tease, no buildup.

Have fun.

Quick.

[QUOTE=DannyDank;5837223]Is this Panda place on first? I visited last week, but just got a weak HJ.[/QUOTE]I am experienced and usually am good at getting mileage but been here 3 times and handie is all.

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=TheBenster;5838802]Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Damn, you got lucky Most guys have to pay extra for farts.

[QUOTE=TheBenster;5838802]Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I hope she was massaging your legs or feet when she was floating air biscuits.

Being next to your head would wrong so many levels.

I've gotten massages where I've had to use every ounce of my being to keep from ripping farts.

If I can do it, she can do it.

[QUOTE=TheBenster;5838802]Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]That made me nauseous just reading it.

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;5839126]That made me nauseous just reading it.[/QUOTE]Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5839230]Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.[/QUOTE]Got a 4 hand massage and after all was done the awesome personable one left out and the other decided to try to get me to taste my own batter, I was like yo chill no I'm not doing that while they put finger toward my face like 3 times. Once I got up she proceeded to get my attention on her ass, aimed toward me and let a big one rip like WTF. Just cause you had your hands on me doesn't mean everything goes now. I love a girl that farts I'm definitely coming back to see you and give a big ole tip, wrong!

[QUOTE=TheBenster;5838802]Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Let ye among you who hast not slipped and farted cast the first stone. I mean if she turns around, bends over and speckles your face with overspray it's one thing. But getting one stuck in there sideways after some Wong's spicy pork is another. Cut the girl some slack. Of course the lousy massage and phone time are unforgivable.

Does anyone have a good location that does waxing and a happy ending?

Laguna Niguel spa. 60 min massage + 30 min body scrub. Other pieces of professional looking equipment in the room, I think you can get a variety of other more technical services here. Weird young man at front desk (Son? Grandson?) who made me leave and come back 5 min later because I arrived 5 minutes before appointment. Came back, checked in via iPad, so all seemed like more legit massage place. Shown to room, in comes definite gilf, big tits, couldn't tell if Chinese or Korean, face mask. Gave a serious massage for 60 minutes, then body scrub, which I thought was reverse order from what I usually experience. During scrub, started to get much more handsy with my cock and balls, moving them out of the way, etc. Then pointed at them and asked if I wanted massage there too. $.5. Yes, of course. Oiled them up, and started gently and slowly getting things going, ending with a nice firm stroke while she moaned 'yeah, yeah' and I groped her big tits over her shirt. Finished and she cleaned everything up really efficiently, finished rest of body scrub, ended with a final overall body rub. The end. Left the cash on table and left after getting dressed. Weird young man stopped me as I left to ask if I'd given her a tip. Ha.

Recommended for those looking like a pretty solid massage plus HE. I didn't get her name, sadly.

[QUOTE=VoltronX;5836681]One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.[/QUOTE]Where were you? Who were you with?

[QUOTE=Amplify2000;5840520]Then pointed at them and asked if I wanted massage there too. $.5.

Recommended for those looking like a pretty solid massage plus HE. I didn't get her name, sadly.[/QUOTE]Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post!

Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;5840974]Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post![/QUOTE]I never could figure out, by using that notation, is it an attempt to disguise information from LE or noobies? I also wonder about roses. I also agree that I the post was a good post.

[QUOTE=CStew;5841108]Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.[/QUOTE]Wherebis this?

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5841346]Wherebis this?[/QUOTE]Palms Spa in Orange (the city). Not too hard to find if you search around for the name.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;5840974]Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post![/QUOTE]I see nothing wrong with the noobs abbreviations. Just got with plenty. Do I have to explain plenty of what?

[QUOTE=CStew;5841108]Trinity is young (my best guess is 24/25 ish?) and petite! I had my own suspicions since the posts did seem very shilly to me, but I'm glad I took the plunge.

She knows she's attractive and is quite proud of it; the way she speaks and acts (even her tats, LOL) suggest this as well.

The massage was decent; she puts in decent strength for her frame. She aims to please and did not rush; could have me out the door so much sooner if that was the goal but I think she really enjoys bringing me to the edge.

She seems born and raised in California and speaks like it.

Booker has horrible English and the images provided are not her (similar body but not the same face), but close enough and she has a pretty face anyway.[/QUOTE]Trinity in Garden Grove with the tats is the worst. Worst monger experience in my life with her. She has body of a little boy for one and the ad pic is not even close to represent her. She is AB Viet and a mom. Works out of a back room that is a dump and has kids stuff everywhere. This b&$ at) is ghetto and just so rude. If you are speaking about her then I would say I guess YMMV because I would not recommend her to an enemy. My review of her is on MPR to warn you so save your $.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;5840974]Just got to ask, exactly how much in English, did you pay? By the abbreviations, you indicate you paid $150 for a HE, which seems like an unheard of price. Guessing, you paid Fifty Bucks?

FYI.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

As a rule, using the abbreviations for pricing, only leads to confusion, either on the part of the poster or the reader. Most people, would highly recommend they not be used, due to them being commonly confused.

Otherwise, decent 1st post![/QUOTE]Oops no, $50.00. Apologies for incorrect and useless abbreviating.

In town, so decided to try a different spot. Stopped at O Spa in Laguna Hills. It's in the "out building" of a shopping center, with the entrance on the Alicia Parkway side of that building. Typical lobby with a small window to office area and a second interior door. Met by Sally. Easily 50's, and a bit overweight. She had time, so I opted for 45 minute session. Led to a room with a large mirror alongside the table (good sign), paid and she left. Noticed a small sign on the wall near clothes hooks alerting that the rooms are "not private and may be entered by city staff at any time". Never seen that before. I undressed and waited a couple minutes. Sally came back in and began a nice massage. Probably an 8 on the AMP scale, 5 on the CMT scale. She found knots and worked hard to release them. Friendly and chatty at first. She has decent English. Then more quiet as she worked. Very limited teasing, but the towel came off early. She had warm towels in the room to wipe me off before the flip.

On the flip she indicated a HE was available and I asked if she would use her mouth. She giggled and said no, she doesn't do that. Began a nice slow HJ and allowed OTC roaming. After a couple minutes she began softly moaning while my hand was between her legs. I didn't really need to see her naked, but was willing to do a little internal investigation to make it more fun for her. Tugged on her tights and said "I can do better for you without these". Another giggle and definite no. OK. OTC it is. As she continued the HJ, her other hand left my balls and gave a little stroke to the starfish. When I responded positively, she asked, "put in" and when I said yes, she inserted a finger and gave me a really nice prostate massage. Clearly not her first time. That brought things to a positive and prolific finish. "You Superman". There was still time on the clock, so after cleaning me up, she left to wash her hands. Came back and did a few minutes of extra massage.

$50 for 45 minutes and I tipped $40. There was never any discussion of tip and she was happy with what I gave her.

I agree. Have never understood the weird coding when it comes to the cost.

[QUOTE=Caribe;5841118]I never could figure out, by using that notation, is it an attempt to disguise information from LE or noobies? I also wonder about roses. I also agree that I the post was a good post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Onilove96;5841772]Trinity in Garden Grove with the tats is the worst. Worst monger experience in my life with her. She has body of a little boy for one and the ad pic is not even close to represent her. She is AB Viet and a mom. Works out of a back room that is a dump and has kids stuff everywhere. This b&$ at) is ghetto and just so rude. If you are speaking about her then I would say I guess YMMV because I would not recommend her to an enemy. My review of her is on MPR to warn you so save your $.[/QUOTE]She changes her name and number every month. Her adds look all the same.

Cap letters and fake pictures.

Stay far away from this psychopath.

All signs point to this being a legit massage. Signs posted at the door stating no funny business. Not sure which noob monger asked at the front door for extras but was yelled at for even asking. He was promptly kicked out. I tried to walk out after this but lady blocked the door and told me I would enjoy. Okay. Went through with it. Good massage. Even better HE. Topless. She brought down the top half of her dress. She was on the older side. 40's. She said she was Japanese but idk. She was cute tho. $40 for 30 minutes and 60 tip. I don't remember her name. She said she was filling in but normally works weekends only.

[QUOTE=BigErection;5834524][URL]https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/beach-blvd-22-405/21138232.html[/URL]

Holy cow, there's a young Korean masseuse working in OC? Dude it's only Monday but now you got me planning my monger activities for the week already!

I've included a link to their post above. BTW "Mindy" is the last picture the girl bending over in front of the mirror.

Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]Dude thanks for the report. I got some private messages in my mail, and I have to stress the fact that you need to call this place becuz they are appointment only. I won't give out their location because you will be knocking on the friggin door like a cuck and I don't want to hear about that. Anyways, I want to try some new girls there will be reporting again soon.

In posts, I occasionally see admonitions that hobbyists shouldn't "overpay", so as to try and tamp down the rise in tips. After my most recent sessions, and some reflection, I am going to share my thoughts on AMP pricing nowadays.

I began hobbying regularly in the mid 1990's. In CA, excluding SFO (the Bay area has always cost more), the house fee for a 30 min appointment was $40 or $50, and a $100 tip would get you some massage, CBJ and CFS. This pricing scheme was remarkably stable until about 2015. The ladies started asking for more, but one could usually still maintain the $100.

In 2018/19, the house fees were still the same, but you probably began to tip $120 maintain the standards you were accustomed to. Post COVID, tips have really readjusted.

I think there are three price tiers / service levels nowadays.

If you are looking at a place like F&C or Happy, you can still find a house fee of $40, and expect to provide a tip of $80-100. But the women are older, and less attractive.

If you are looking for what passes for a middle of the road AMP experience, the house fee is $40 or $50, and the tip to a MILF is $120 at a CAMP, $140 at a KAMP.

If you are looking for an AMP experience with young attractive RAs, expect to tip $160 above the house fee. And I think these girls know.

I think the young attractive RAs know about the K-AAMPs / K-orgs. They know what those rates are, and that those places screen. So they might not be wrong in thinking that they are offering a discount versus that type of combined rate, and the convenience of no screening.

And a final reality check, using a present value of money calculator:

There is a convenience store that I have visited regularly, for decades. In 1997, I used to pay $1 for a bottle of Coca-Cola. Per that calculator, $1 in 1997 is equivalent to $1. 71 in 2022. And yet, I now pay $2. 25 for a bottle of cola.

Using this same calculator, in 2022, $265 dollars are needed to have the same purchasing power as $150 did in 1997.

Everyone has a different "want" out of their sessions. And these ladies offer a very personal service. The tips might not be out of line.

Be aware that the parking lot now has a security guard. Apparently there isn't enough parking, so management has assigned and allotted parking spaces to each of the businesses in the complex. There are few unassigned parking spaces. Even though the security guard walks around with a clipboard, I think he is there to keep order and prevent arguments. When I was there, he seemed more interested in the guys who pulled into the parking lot to change their flat tire.

The house fee was $40. The tip was $160. Everyone is looking for something; I was satisfied with my session.