Escort Reports

[QUOTE=EvilerDuckmann; 1774703]Thanks to Mr. 901 I was able to meet this lovely girl. After lots of texts she finally came to my house. I see this 5'4" 120lb? Brunette wearing just holey jeans, flip flops and a tank top, Hey nothing wrong with a little trashy look. She hugs me and we sit down on the couch and chat. Very danty voice thats a real turn on, pretty pink toes and oh did I mention her voice?

We talk it up, she's new in town but not new to this, hailing in from Houston. After a brief conversation I just had to get started so off to the bedroom where we got comfortable. Now some of you may not like this but she has 20 tattoos. However that body makes up for it, she was a little shy to take off her top, I won't say why, but OMG nicely bald kitty with a small tat above it, I just had to taste her. I stayed down there till she held her legs up and wet the bed, offered a CBJ but I covered and mish it was. Tight, tight, tight, wasnt long before I had to go.

I am sure there was more on the menu for $, CBJ, DATY, Mish, doggy, COB but she doesn't speak greek or cim. She is Mtownplayboi on here but she uses her phone. She is cautious and will text me for verification. Senior members are no problem but If you are new you better find a way to prove yourself before I vouch for you.[/QUOTE]I so forgot to mention she has puerto rican in her but doesn't act like it thats why she has such a pretty complection.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1772881]An open post to all of you freeloaders out there. It seems that every time I post a photograph or a review, I get six or seven posts from guys with zero posts requesting contact information. If you have zero posts, that means you have made zero contributions to the board, and yet you expect the active members to do your work for you. ZERO POSTS, what the hell are you afraid of? That means that you haven't even bothered to introduce yourself to the board. Are you afraid that your momma will find out and send you to the timeout corner for an hour? Lets face it, this great board exists because the active members post valuable reviews and information. If everyone had zero post like you guys, the board would die and you would have no one to mooch off of. Since you are asking for contact information, I assume that once and a while you see the lady. So post about you experience, good or bad. Get off you asses and post.[/QUOTE]Been thinking of a good reply and I agree with Glockman.

This will become a long read, if not interested, please feel free to move on, I won't be offended.

I have initiated contact with one member of this forum, when I noticed that he resides in my region. We discussed a local provider that works the Union City area and when it deemed he has not seen this provider, I felt no more need to bother him with PM's. I have observed when I have seen and made a report on a provider, I get a few PM's. Doesn't bother me, I do check to see if they made posts and go on from there.

Have been a patron of providers, more so, in the 1980's and re-started in the 2000's. Not much since I found this forum a little over a year ago.

Finding this forum, lead me to the backpage site. March of 2012, I have business at the VA in Memphis on two straight days, so I stayed the night and hooked up with Krystal. Good piece of ass, banged her two nights in a row. Sorry to hear the bad reviews of her, not really surprised when I saw she had an A&D issue.

Later last fall, my job begun taking me to the Johnson City area. First trip, I didn't go with a provider. Ones that I called were either out of town or would come to me. Problem, the company paid for my room, if the provider was not discreet, I may not be able to keep a lid on it. Second and third visit, I paid for the room, went with the same provider on both trips. Second time, there was a malfunction and we had to find 'cover', we returned and I think the staff suspected something. But didn't hear anymore.

Mid-80's, I visited what was then Danny's in Memphis. On one trip, I did score with a dancer while she provided a lap dance. Later, I moved to Puerto Rico and found the brothel called the Black Angus in San Juan. Worked well for me, I had a selection to choose from. 1990's, didn't partake of any providers.

This century, with my job taking me on the road often, I would hit the Gold Club and Pony on nearly a monthly basis and throw in the AMP in Jackson (not the new one). Two occasions, managed to get FS at the AMP in Jackson from younger providers. Second trip, really good piece, banged it hard. Other trips, did get FS at an AMP outside of Clarksville and other time in Harriman. Hit the AMP at few times at Hurricane Mills, most of the time, it was HJ's, last time had FS. It closed just after my last trip.

As for AMP's, I will stay away from now on. AMP's have cameras in parking lot and lobby, recording everything. When the AMP gets raided, the footage becomes evidence. Also, when AMP's are under active surveillance, LEO will make an effort to pull over the hobbyist a few miles down the road to ask questions.

Due to my schedule that most of the time I pass through an area, I am unable to schedule with a provider. There the strip clubs are an outlet, that was prior to the changes in rules and all suck for the most part. Once prior to rule changes, I guess it was 2008 or 2009, did meet a provider / dancer at the Gold Club. After some conversation, I got a CFS. She was not the brightest, very concerned the cover stayed on, she didn't want to get knocked up. Didn't bother to tell her that I have had a vasectomy and the cover was for my protection, not hers.

So the first review I posted under general maybe I should have done under backpage but anyway. This one is going here. This time I felt pretty good about the first experience and figured ok maybe I can make this happen trust the board and do as they do and you will be ok. So I saw several reviews of Sweet Alisa and decided ok this is a part of town I am in a lot so lets try. Called it was easy to set up met in about 30 mins at her incall. She welcomed me in looking very nice and no perfume but smelled clean and fresh. I don't like the perfume / strip club smell unless I am going to a strip club. She was very easy going got along we'll I felt pretty comfy right away. She did have a friend working the back of the house in from out of town but she quickly made me forget that. Started with a BBBJ and since it was my first real escort encounter all I really wanted. Employed her nice body some and then let her finish me off. Rates were as advertised no upsell no pressure no complaints. A good time was had and after her friend from the back came out and we hung out for a bit. She nice too. Would repeat if I get the time. Very easy to deal with. Thanks Alisa.

Well I figured ok I think this is definitely something I can do and do safely. I worry about Leo and stds. But more so Leo. Anyway. I been avidly studying the board and you can't help but see all the comments about Memphis Nicole. I saw that she had posted here with her number and decided f it I am going to call and see what's up. I hear about checks all the time didn't really know. So she says do you have any references. I had only seen two people and only once a peice so no I really didn't. Tried to amber and it sounded like she was out of phone area. Tried Alisa she was also out of pocket. So I asked if I could try to line something up for later and work on my references. Anyway next day came and due to a common coincidence she agreed to see me by pure luck. As I am not a senior member I was behind the ball some on this. Anyway after that the set up was very easy she was very accommodating and made me feel at ease right away. I talked and we agreed on anal as I am no monster but I told her maybe we would and maybe not but I didn't want to negotiate that in the middle. She could keep either way for working out the reference. Sorry long story. Started with BBBJ which was wonderful then cg then my fave one leg down one her side with one leg bent up and then miss to finish and cob. Very awesome experience. Will repeat and did. 3 times since and each time was great. And now I have a solid reference. And that is how it done. Thanks Nicole. Now I'm broke as a joke. Come on first of the month. Had to be creative to meet her today and she is very good at working it out with you. I owe her a massage next time. She thinks its for her but nope I dig giving them and then diving in. DATY was also very nice.

[QUOTE=BootyCall;1774406]They have no idea how many hours we put in to set up pics. Especially girl on girl hard to do. We been working on this for about 2 wks. Know you guys appreciate the pics. We do more than just go click. Damn wish I didn't have to wait. Nice work Glock.[/QUOTE]I do know what you and Glockman do to get those pics done. Told you that today. Damn, Gotarun and I are busting ass now. So I guess we will play catch up later. Oh, great pic of Crissy.

Been trying to meet Nicole for the last few days. Finally got a chance and took it, only to have it almost slip away due to her day job. I rescheduled for later in the day. I went from late afternoon to night. Night brings a little safety, but also cuts down on your visibility. The incall location looked sketchy when I reached it, but the room seemed clean, and the location was quiet and uncrowded.

Nicole is a cutie, and as mentioned several times, has a nice personality. She had a cover, but I brought my own just to be on the safe side. She was alot of fun, cg, rcg, mish, ds, DATY. $.20 with the room.

Treat her well, and see her before her day job takes her.

Looking for a thick verified white provider Sapphires seems to be (mia) I am not a spinner type unless she is curvy any suggestions.

I like these UTR girls.

They are real simple to deal with and drama is a minimum.

I'm still looking for the perfect one which I'm starting to believe is non existing.

Another great catdaddy find. She doesn't have the best face but the head game is very good. Takes it in the A like a champ. She lives off 3rd near shelby, unfortunately most of the notels won't do hour rooms due to the best. I will upload video captures soon.

I can't remember if I posted on her before. Everything on menu except greek. Loves to get banged hard and service with a smile. .6 + room gets all you all wishes. Again face isn't the great but very tight and wet. Deep throat is also in play.

Thanks to Murrdog for sharing info on this nymph. Just over the river in west mem resides one of the best pole worshiping ladies in America. Lots of ball worship, deepthroat, and a tounge work. Loves it in the A and she will do you as long as you can stay hard. Time is not even an issues just bang until you give into exhaustion.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1774373]Well, R. D, here is a previously unposted Glockman Glamour shot of Chrissy taken last year for your consideration. If all goes well, I will have a real treat for you guys on Friday. No details yet, but if all goes as planned, there will be some sticky keyboards for all of you girl on girl fans. Only BootyCall know of the details, and he ain't telling. You guys don't appreciate the trouble that us two old farts go through for you guys.[/QUOTE]I decided to show a Prime Rump Roast that I placed on the Spit this past Memorial Weekend. Yes it was Prime!

Can you guess who?

R D.

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[QUOTE=Richard Dicken; 1776662]I decided to show a Prime Rump Roast that I placed on the Spit this past Memorial Weekend. Yes it was Prime!

Can you guess who?

R D.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]251852[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I forgot, I had to flip it over to finish cooking!

R D.

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[QUOTE=Richard Dicken; 1776664]I forgot, I had to flip it over to finish cooking!

R D.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]251853[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]It was USA Grade A! Can't you tell.

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[QUOTE=Richard Dicken; 1776662]I decided to show a Prime Rump Roast that I placed on the Spit this past Memorial Weekend. Yes it was Prime!

Can you guess who?

R D.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]251852[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I would recognize Chrissy from any angle.