Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by Evas on my way into town tonight. Came up with Tina and took a 30 minute dream. I'd say maybe 30+ but looks well under 35 and amazing little body. Mediocre massage but plenty of teasing and after the flip went with the covered BJ amd daty in 69. Altho she did tell me she's the only one who could touch once she dropped the clothes and I sucked those little b cups and played with that little bean she crawled on and shoved it in my face so I'm assuming she changed her mind about the no touching. Will definitely repeat, and thanks to two nut for the recommendation. $$.

Went to Ib and ruby was who rubbed me. She did do a very good job with massage. She is nice looking slim. No tits rl. Wanted 100 plus 60 house. Stripped down naked with HJ. Nothing special! But I was due for a good massage. Probably won't repeat with her. Play safe.

Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.

[QUOTE=Cjhound;5328340]Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.[/QUOTE]Try out DeeDee, a mature sexy woman with a nice body and boobs. She allows roaming on her nude body and gives an awesome sensual massage with an explosive HE! You won't be disappointed. Also guys she is retiring in October so you better see her now before she leaves us.

[QUOTE=Cjhound;5328340]Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.[/QUOTE]Others including me have different options concerning Evas, read a couple posts down. Maybe your too picky for this area.

[QUOTE=Cjhound;5328340]Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.[/QUOTE]Get an escort.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;5328430]Others including me have different options concerning Evas, read a couple posts down. Maybe your too picky for this area.[/QUOTE]I agree with Two Nutts. Eva's is a clean place with friendly nice looking girls. Very consistent high quality service. The Saran Wrap in my opinion is better than the standard hat. But BBBJ is also available for a more generous tip.

[QUOTE=RdyToPlay59;5323169]I am very curious how this Sara Wrap thing works or how it would feel. I have searched google and porn sites looking for one in action to see if it is worth it. I've used female condoms in the past and I was surprised how well it worked.[/QUOTE]Count me as a fan. Feels much closer to BBBJ than a party hat does, when I can't get a BBBJ anyway.

[QUOTE=RdyToPlay59;5323169]I am very curious how this Sara Wrap thing works or how it would feel. I have searched google and porn sites looking for one in action to see if it is worth it. I've used female condoms in the past and I was surprised how well it worked.[/QUOTE]It safe, better than a condom (IMO) and 100 times better than a HJ. And a lot better than BBBJ with HJ competition. All my opinion. With the wrap, you can cum in her mouth with the wrap, so there's no stopping that warm mouth at the boiling point the go HJ finish. Try it.

Has anybody been to sun spa lately? In the past had some incredible therapists there. Candy, GG, miso. Last two times I went was pretty lackluster but it's been a while. Last time I saw Candy was at Empire. Sure wish she was around. Any info about sun Would be appreciated. Are D.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;5328430]Others including me have different options concerning Evas, read a couple posts down. Maybe your too picky for this area.[/QUOTE]Just giving an opinion and I mainly re-iterated what others have already said. I agree different strokes for different folks. I asked for a little help pre. Visit and had a couple of suggestions. I tried them out and also went on some info from the board. I do read the forums ahead of time and asked for a little help. So as not to be labeled a taker vs. A giver, I decided to be certain to write a review after I left town. Now I get comments like "others have different opinions" and "get an escort" from a couple of senior members, I suppose. By the way, the comments from 2 guys who did not chime in when I asked for some pre-visit help. But I give a review and they are all too quick to disagree or tell me to look elsewhere. C'Mon. I'm trying to help, your comments do nothing but discourage new guys from giving reviews.

I gave a fair and honest review. You want to stick up for Evas, and give a different opinion, that's fine and good. We can agree to disagree. There was nothing bad about my review. It wasn't my cup of tea. If you like Evas, wonderful, keep them busy. I won't be there to take any time off the clock for you guys. So more room for you I guess. I like to explore when I go to other cities. I'll continue to give reviews for the folks here who are also helpful in return.

[QUOTE=Cjhound;5331574]Just giving an opinion and I mainly re-iterated what others have already said. I agree different strokes for different folks. I asked for a little help pre. Visit and had a couple of suggestions. I tried them out and also went on some info from the board. I do read the forums ahead of time and asked for a little help. So as not to be labeled a taker vs. A giver, I decided to be certain to write a review after I left town. Now I get comments like "others have different opinions" and "get an escort" from a couple of senior members, I suppose. By the way, the comments from 2 guys who did not chime in when I asked for some pre-visit help. But I give a review and they are all too quick to disagree or tell me to look elsewhere. C'Mon. I'm trying to help, your comments do nothing but discourage new guys from giving reviews.

I gave a fair and honest review. You want to stick up for Evas, and give a different opinion, that's fine and good. We can agree to disagree. There was nothing bad about my review. It wasn't my cup of tea. If you like Evas, wonderful, keep them busy. I won't be there to take any time off the clock for you guys. So more room for you I guess. I like to explore when I go to other cities. I'll continue to give reviews for the folks here who are also helpful in return.[/QUOTE]Just like some guys are into bbw and others prefer spinners, your opinion and review is both valid and appreciated. I have been to Eva's as well. Still unsure if I will return for a second visit. The saran wrap didn't bother me too much, but the comically large piece she used certainly detracted from the moment. Conversely, A standard cover orally applied adds to the moment. The age and looks of my provider were well within my personal standards, and for this reason chances are high that I will visit again. That I prefer to follow a massage with FS means chances are higher that I will visit elsewhere first.

[QUOTE=Cjhound;5331574]Just giving an opinion and I mainly re-iterated what others have already said. I agree different strokes for different folks. I asked for a little help pre. Visit and had a couple of suggestions. I tried them out and also went on some info from the board. I do read the forums ahead of time and asked for a little help. So as not to be labeled a taker vs. A giver, I decided to be certain to write a review after I left town. Now I get comments like "others have different opinions" and "get an escort" from a couple of senior members, I suppose. By the way, the comments from 2 guys who did not chime in when I asked for some pre-visit help. But I give a review and they are all too quick to disagree or tell me to look elsewhere. C'Mon. I'm trying to help, your comments do nothing but discourage new guys from giving reviews.

I gave a fair and honest review. You want to stick up for Evas, and give a different opinion, that's fine and good. We can agree to disagree. There was nothing bad about my review. It wasn't my cup of tea. If you like Evas, wonderful, keep them busy. I won't be there to take any time off the clock for you guys. So more room for you I guess. I like to explore when I go to other cities. I'll continue to give reviews for the folks here who are also helpful in return.[/QUOTE]I for one appreciate your review. I don't get why people want to defend a place or woman. Everyone's visit is going to be different and everyone has the right to a positive and negative review. Also, The poster that said get an escort is a completely worthless member of this forum. He does nothing but ask for suggestions or more detail on a review, but never offers any reviews Himself.

[QUOTE=Norsem;5321839]Unfortunately that does summarize my experiences. Admittedly never been to Indiana tho. The place on Shelbyville Road. Ivy Spa. Those girls are cute and give an almost decent massage before the HJ but I've been there 3 times and give up. They won't take off a stitch of clothes and only give an HJ. When I offer to tip they have said all 3 times "you don't look like you can afford it". 1 I can afford it. I'm sorry if my NorthFace pull over and Levi's don't scream rich what do you want and 2 plenty of mongers will pay for shit they probably shouldn't. Not really sure what the marketing technique is there. Oh well. There's other mouths to caress my junk.[/QUOTE]It helps to know what kind of shop you're going into. Is it a CAMP (Chinese) or KAMP (Korean)?

If it's Korean, expect no massage and HJ ($40 to $60) up to FS ($140 to $160) with an older woman (50+) who sometimes can be attractive.

If Chinese, expect a somewhat legit massage followed by HJ, BJ, and (maybe) FS, if you're lucky. Don't expect any skin or them to "take off a stitch of clothes".

For those that drop into town and are disappointed, you got to know who you're dealing with, where to go, and what to expect.

FYI LEO is outside Ivy Spa on Shelbyville. There's other businesses there and I wasn't there to go in anyway but they are parked right outside the door.