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What is with all of this disclaimer stuff?

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[QUOTE=Starks;1561976]What is with all of this disclaimer stuff?[/QUOTE]A bunch of dumbasses are paranoid that their comments on here could be used against them someday if they get busted. Therefore, we now have to search through dozens of these stupid posts to get any information on what we came here for. This site, in the short time that I have been on it, has degenerated from a site that had legitimate info to just people's ramblings and rants. Good luck getting any solid info on massage parlors...

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1561902] [/QUOTE]Damn, thanks Gopher88! That video was most excellent. I'd gladly spend the money for someone that looks like her. Although I'd want her to be naked and me facing up. I was actually half expecting her to go sliding off the end of the bed and hit the floor-stuff looks pretty damned slippery. Would not be surprised if she did land on her ass a few times.

These same guys enter random hotel rooms and apartments to engage in an illegal act with someone they talked to on the phone for 2 minutes. Some even drive around shady neighborhoods at 3am looking for streetwalkers yet they are worried that the feds are going to knock on their doors for talking about it on a webboard. I'm not saying there isn't a risk in talking about certain activities on here but about 1/1, 000, 000th the risk of getting arrested for letting some random girl in your car and banging her in a parking lot at 4am in the hood.

[QUOTE=CottonPanty;1562711]A bunch of dumbasses are paranoid that their comments on here could be used against them someday if they get busted. Therefore, we now have to search through dozens of these stupid posts to get any information on what we came here for. This site, in the short time that I have been on it, has degenerated from a site that had legitimate info to just people's ramblings and rants. Good luck getting any solid info on massage parlors.[/QUOTE]

She is hot, but she is wearing too much clothing! I like the nuru massages they show on youporndotcom. Use your imagination on typing the webpage.

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I did it just for the hell of it!

[QUOTE=CottonPanty;1562711]A bunch of dumbasses are paranoid that their comments on here could be used against them someday if they get busted. Therefore, we now have to search through dozens of these stupid posts to get any information on what we came here for. This site, in the short time that I have been on it, has degenerated from a site that had legitimate info to just people's ramblings and rants. Good luck getting any solid info on massage parlors.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;1563064]I did it just for the hell of it![/QUOTE]Amen you said it all.

[QUOTE=CottonPanty;1562711]A bunch of dumbasses are paranoid that their comments on here could be used against them someday if they get busted. Therefore, we now have to search through dozens of these stupid posts to get any information on what we came here for. This site, in the short time that I have been on it, has degenerated from a site that had legitimate info to just people's ramblings and rants. Good luck getting any solid info on massage parlors.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. Some of the Post R so much bull, And they take three pages to say it. What ever happen to short a sweet?

Long time listener, first time caller. Anybody know what's up w now up-and-running-again spa that used to be Rose's, on Ashland and Augusta? Was never there-more of a Q&Q on Division guy, plus not psyched that its across street from a school, but I'm in the neighborhood, Q&Q's been gone for a while, I've found no new provider, and would go after business hours only. PM would be appreciated. I can verify self however would be appropriate.

[QUOTE=Starks;1561976]What is with all of this disclaimer stuff?[/QUOTE]Total Boredom.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1560746][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-openning-45/12658788[/url]

I called this place a couple of weeks ago for info. 45 for 1/2 hour & 65 for 1 hour, no shower. I passed because I felt that was too pricey for a place with no shower. Anyone here had any luck with this spot? Feel free to PM[/QUOTE]I'm not sure, maybe I've been here? Stopped in earlier in the week. Older masseuse, no English, walked in, walked out. I think the address was 5969, though, and I've seen ads with both of those addresses, different phone numbers. Any chance there's 2 places next to each other? Seems unlikely.

For reference, this is the ad that refers to the address I visited, and let me assure you, the pictures are not accurate.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/our-massage-is-tailored-to-your-needs-27/13332881[/url]

[QUOTE=BigDog16;1560710]Nuru is fun but it has to be with the right provider. Some do it up nice while others are looking for an excuse to jack up their prices.[/QUOTE]Thats pretty much why I won't do them here in the States. I have experienced Nuru and other massages services in Hong Kong, Maccau, and Shangai, and they can be fantastic experiences with the right girl. Even had the amazing Red Rope massage in Shangahi where the girl suspends herself above you on a Red Rope and spins around giving you a helicopter BJ. The amazing thing about those places is that you can spend hours in those spas getting a massage, having sex, eating in the lounge, watching TV, getting a manicure and pedicure, and leaving having only spent $50-100. Truly memorable adventures.

Has anyone seen Yesenia at

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/michelle-sandra-honey-yesenia-80-tantra-special-call-now-21/12168178[/url]

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