Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Johnnygadget;3359999]Had a dream I wanted to throw some dough away and it came true! In all honesty I figured it would but I felt like taking a chance today.

Nice enough young AA girl but 1 minute in and you can tell she's not a CMT. At one point I thought of switching rolls just to teach her. Anything.

If I were to describe her massage style I would say it's like 3 year old finger painting. No tease, no style, no technique, at best I'd say 80/ hour as opposed to the 180 she wants. 15 minutes in and flip to an uneducated finish that took forever and when I started to finish she jumped up, grabbed a towel and wrapped me in it. We're now at about 27 minutes and I'm getting dressed. I mention I'd like the dough back for the other half an hour and she says she'd be happy to massage me for the rest of the time which caused an unexpected guffaw, I politely declined and left.

Summation: not a cmt, not sensual, not fun, no hot experience, lower than average touch.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/v-sexy-and-alluring-cmt-4-massage-fun-and-a-hot-experience/24558350[/URL]

Hi gentlemen & thanks for checking out my ad. I'm interested in meeting nice, friendly & respectful gentlemen for Msg & Erotic Fun. I'm 24.5'6. 34 DD-24-33. I have a great touch & exceptional skills. I'll relax you w my msg & pleasure you completely. I host in Chesterfield and and travel to upscale hotels in the area. All major credit cards accepted. Call / Text 971-319-716 x to book a session.

Location: Chesterfield, St. Louis, West. Chesterfield.[/QUOTE]I was going to see her on Tuesday. But when I asked her to send me real, recent pics she stopped responding. Then the next day I saw another ad with her, and it had a different phone number. I figured it was bogus and moved on. First day her number was 314, then it was 971. And WTF. That's not even a picture of a black girl. I would have fucking bolted.

[QUOTE=Johnnygadget;3359999]Had a dream I wanted to throw some dough away and it came true! In all honesty I figured it would but I felt like taking a chance today.

Nice enough young AA girl but 1 minute in and you can tell she's not a CMT. At one point I thought of switching rolls just to teach her. Anything.

If I were to describe her massage style I would say it's like 3 year old finger painting. No tease, no style, no technique, at best I'd say 80/ hour as opposed to the 180 she wants. 15 minutes in and flip to an uneducated finish that took forever and when I started to finish she jumped up, grabbed a towel and wrapped me in it. We're now at about 27 minutes and I'm getting dressed. I mention I'd like the dough back for the other half an hour and she says she'd be happy to massage me for the rest of the time which caused an unexpected guffaw, I politely declined and left.[/QUOTE]Your dream sounds like a nightmare. Lucky it was just a dream!

Couple places to report on the last 3 weeks.

Went to the place off Highway 94 before it turns into 1st capitol. Lady was mid 40's maybe 50's so I wasn't that interested in getting any extras. Nice massage, didn't seem like anything else going on here.

I visited 101 Massage on Manchester based on a previous report that there was a girl in her mid 30's, slim, tight body. Of course I got a lady in her mid 50's. She did a good job working my trouble areas lower back. This place offers a table shower for $10 and there was a younger lady (maybe late 30's early 40's) there but I pulled an unlucky card I guess. Settled for 30 minutes and bolted.

Feeling not satisfied I went to the place off Clayton a little north based on their BP ad. [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-pretty-asian-girls-in-town-we-are-waiting-for-you-at-classic-spa-massage/24173077.[/URL] Last picture looks like it was actually taken by them (classic massage) and they said they had three new girls. Tricked Again! Only old ladies here. Said bye bye.

So I thought I would try one of the places I've been hearing about so much off Highway K.

Had a dream I went to 364 and Highway K.

Was met by an older, maybe 50's, massage therapist. This place is not playing subtle at all. Dreamed she had C maybe D cups and they were FIRM with a tiny peak. Didn't have to ask and they popped right out half way into the session. The massage was undraped from the start and she was really working my glutes and tailbone from the beginning. Also on three occasions someone tried to enter the exit only door. I told her no no no. She thought she was being funny. I asked for extras and kept increasing my price, all the way up to $$ for extras. Refused the whole way, not that I was going to pay. Just testing the waters. Although this did prompt her to start spitting on Mr. Happy, which was a turn off but I appreciated the effort. I think LFK or DFK was on the table as she left the room and got chewing gum but I refused. I woke up from this dream happy damage was .6 fee .5 tip (feeling generous). Negotiations started at. 6 for tip.

On a side note I visited Harmony massage (highway 94) twice in the last two weeks. Both times they were booked solid with 3 massage girls working. I have a feeling people must be leaving happy there though I've been twice before and its only been DYI. Anyone want to report on this? Very curious myself.

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?

[QUOTE=JackJack11;3361530]

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report. Myself and others have on occasion found slim, attractive girls at the places on the east side of the river. The youngest I've ever seen was probably mid-30's, and they are rare. As always, YMMV and it's very much luck of the draw what you'll get.

Thanks Seniors who pm'ed. I ended up going east and met the infamous Gina near the Y. TS was thorough, massage was ok , flip even better. Roaming was encouraged and I left happy. Price was right at $$.

[QUOTE=LvTheLightsOn;3359394]Gentlemen:

Visiting Sr. Monger in town for work and this will be a repetitive thing. I'm looking for some info regarding the east side vs. The west side. I've RTFF all the way back to Nov and think I have a good handle on the scoop but any private PM's are greatly appreciated. I'm in full support of keeping our uncle away and everything UTR.

Lv.[/QUOTE]

Should have dreamed I went to Adorla in SoCo last night but I really went and wasted $50 last night on a massage. Had a middle aged Asian named Linda perform the deed. She actually gave a good massage but nothing more. Have had luck in the past. You never know about AMPs. To bad it wasn't a dream.

Anybody tried the massage app "Soothe" in STL? Simple app that provides outcall LMT.

No reason to believe it is anything but strictly legit. Worked well for Sports Massage (another larger city) at my hotel after long trip and was affordable.

Just wondering if they made it to STL?

[QUOTE=JackJack11;3361530]Couple places to report on the last 3 weeks.

Went to the place off Highway 94 before it turns into 1st capitol. Lady was mid 40's maybe 50's so I wasn't that interested in getting any extras. Nice massage, didn't seem like anything else going on here.

I visited 101 Massage on Manchester based on a previous report that there was a girl in her mid 30's, slim, tight body. Of course I got a lady in her mid 50's. She did a good job working my trouble areas lower back. This place offers a table shower for $10 and there was a younger lady (maybe late 30's early 40's) there but I pulled an unlucky card I guess. Settled for 30 minutes and bolted.

Feeling not satisfied I went to the place off Clayton a little north based on their BP ad. [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-pretty-asian-girls-in-town-we-are-waiting-for-you-at-classic-spa-massage/24173077.[/URL] Last picture looks like it was actually taken by them (classic massage) and they said they had three new girls. Tricked Again! Only old ladies here. Said bye bye.

So I thought I would try one of the places I've been hearing about so much off Highway K.

Had a dream I went to 364 and Highway K.

Was met by an older, maybe 50's, massage therapist. This place is not playing subtle at all. Dreamed she had C maybe D cups and they were FIRM with a tiny peak. Didn't have to ask and they popped right out half way into the session. The massage was undraped from the start and she was really working my glutes and tailbone from the beginning. Also on three occasions someone tried to enter the exit only door. I told her no no no. She thought she was being funny. I asked for extras and kept increasing my price, all the way up to $$ for extras. Refused the whole way, not that I was going to pay. Just testing the waters. Although this did prompt her to start spitting on Mr. Happy, which was a turn off but I appreciated the effort. I think LFK or DFK was on the table as she left the room and got chewing gum but I refused. I woke up from this dream happy damage was .6 fee .5 tip (feeling generous). Negotiations started at. 6 for tip.

On a side note I visited Harmony massage (highway 94) twice in the last two weeks. Both times they were booked solid with 3 massage girls working. I have a feeling people must be leaving happy there though I've been twice before and its only been DYI. Anyone want to report on this? Very curious myself.

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?[/QUOTE]Stopped by harmony. Good massage. Everything else seems similar to what has previously been reported. No apparent change resulting from competition in O Fallon.

Visited my favorite massage parlor on Highway K very very close to Highway 364 for approximately the 20th time. I have always left with a smile on my face and only one time out of the 20 did I ever have to discuss tipping. The massage is decent, but it is not a sports deep tissue massage. I seem to be more penis driven than aches and pains driven.

The ladies have always been between 20's to approximately 40. Not overly bad to look at, but not the girls in the ads and the hands are allowed to roam. The majority of the experiences have been me being led to a room and undressing. There is a flower and sheet to drape over myself which I always put to the side on a table. So when they come in I am laying face down onto the table. They asked me about the drape and I say no no I am hot and don't want it on. I am giving a full massage and the attendant will leave the room and come back with a hot towel to wipe the oil off of me. On the flip I am given a pillow most the time the girls will kind of gently run her hands across my legs and chest at which time I will take a hand and usually put it onto her ass. When that happens they start moving more aggressively towards my package. They get some oil and start to rub me and I start motioning them to make their top accessible. I have never had one of the girls completely take off their top, but they normally will make them available for groping. On occasion some of the ladies will start playing or sucking on my nipples as they stroke me. I have never asked or wanted a prostate massage and would presume it likely is not on the table. The attendant will get another hot towel after the deed the massage will continue until the time limit is up.

I don't go for a 30 minute massage because I just feel there's no way she's going to do a decent massage and get me off also in 30 minutes. One hour is. 50 and. 70 is 90 minutes. I always do one of the latter. On a hour I will normally tip. 20 for the deed. Two times recently I have seen Amy and gotten a little bit more then normally expected. When the massage was finished and time was up she assisted in dressing me. Socks, underwear, shirt and pants. It was like I had a geisha helping me. The tip went up a little higher.

On only one occasion prior to the attendant starting the deed did she point and want to start negotiating the tip. She wanted. 40 for a hand job and I told her no way. Continue the massage for my full-time and you get nothing. We finally agreed on. 20 and I kinda wish I hadn't even paid her that.

FYI: Never ever climb underneath that drape at the beginning. Doing so gives the impression that you were there strictly for a massage which is not the case boys.

Happy hunting,

Dickisslick.

Hey, why'all. I'm a veteran monger from Columbia and I'd like to get a sense of the best L1, L2, and L3 massage places in SLT. I occasionally go through STL and I'd love to have a few regular places to stop by. Glanced through the reports here, but thought I'd just ask directly what shops you all prefer to save my self time or making a mistake.

Please either reply or if you feel more comfortable PMing me, please do that instead.

Thanks!

Andy.

Oh, and if you want the skinny on CoMO providers (Massage and otherwise), please let met know.

[QUOTE=TheElectrician;3355129]Any AMP's in the south county area offer additional services? I'm in the Festus area and don't feel like traveling to Illinois or or out to O'Fallen. PM me if you would rather. I'm heading to SoCo this afternoon.[/QUOTE]I wish there was one closer to festus.

Thinking about giving this place a try. It's been a while for me financial roadbump.

[QUOTE=Dhfestus;3371990]Thinking about giving this place a try. It's been a while for me financial roadbump.[/QUOTE]I went there a couple of months ago. Session with Janae. I was wrapped up like a mummy, minimal work on glutes, absolutely no teasing or any hint of extras. Massage was ok, but nothing special. Maybe you will have better luck with someone else there.

Stopped by BodyWorks Boutique as a walk-in and was greeted by lovely Victoria. She was booked but Mia was available. She gave a titillating fingertip massage with a lot of tease and body to body and a nice ending.

[QUOTE=Olman;3372771]Stopped by BodyWorks Boutique as a walk-in and was greeted by lovely Victoria. She was booked but Mia was available. She gave a titillating fingertip massage with a lot of tease and body to body and a nice ending.[/QUOTE]I saw Mia when she was in Collinsville a year or so ago. I thought she was friendly and very pretty. She has a fantastic body and she gave me a great handjob. I don't know if more was on the table and I didn't ask. Definitely had a good time with her tho.