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[QUOTE=Czfish12;4479994]Saw a popular lady with a headache relief special and been paranoid ever since that my unit is stinging. Has anyone else ever had this happen? Hoping I do not have anything but am very worried. Can't stop thinking about it. I didn't think oral (like 2 minutes worth LOL) was too risky. Any advice?[/QUOTE]Oral is significantly less risky for catching an std. Most likely it's your nerves. As stated, there are plenty of ways to get anonymous testing which is the best way to calm the nerves.

Who are the ladies who actually enjoy wearing lingerie? Seems like a decent amount of pics in lingerie but then read stories of them greeting you in a t shirt. So which ladies actually wear (without request) lingerie and heels?

[QUOTE=Dugglc;4481255]Maybe when I reach senior status and have access to utr's I'll reconsider since most of the utr's are low volume providers I'll be back at it, but until then I'm done. Just not worth it. Luckily my wife is a nurse and if I were to get anything I can just tell her I think I have a uti and get her to write me some antibiotics, but it's still not worth the risk to me. Especially since I've researched it and found that regular antibiotics aren't always enough. Sometimes you need a shot in the ass to cure it. With hipa regulations I don't think the doctor can tell my wife but she is friends with a bunch of them so not taking the chance.[/QUOTE]A couple things caught my attention. First, as has been discussed quite a bit lately, UTR does not necessarily translate to "low volume providers". There seems to be no clear consensus on the definition of UTR, though some have made the argument that it hugely refers to a provider not advertising or posting her info and / or contacts anywhere, with nothing to do with volume. Second, not sure the wife would be the first person I'd go to with a problem with my dick! In fact, I'm thinking I'd probably try to hide that from her, at least initially before any diagnosis. My guess is a nurse would have a pretty damn educated guess on how you could, or could not, get that UTI! Just my two cents!

[QUOTE=RobertJdn;4482134]Oral is significantly less risky for catching an std. Most likely it's your nerves. As stated, there are plenty of ways to get anonymous testing which is the best way to calm the nerves.[/QUOTE]I'd like to know where anonymous testing is available. Confidential is easy. Anonymous is a bit harder due to State Laws on contacting your last sexual partners.

Not knocking you. I really want to know.

HL54.

[QUOTE=HotLuck54;4482291]I'd like to know where anonymous testing is available. Confidential is easy. Anonymous is a bit harder due to State Laws on contacting your last sexual partners.

Not knocking you. I really want to know.

HL54.[/QUOTE]Ditto. Where at.

[QUOTE=HotLuck54;4482291]I'd like to know where anonymous testing is available. Confidential is easy. Anonymous is a bit harder due to State Laws on contacting your last sexual partners.

Not knocking you. I really want to know.

HL54.[/QUOTE]It was about 7-8 years ago and I don't remember all the details but it went something like this. I found an online company that didn't require a real name so I used a fake name. They let me pick a clinic to test, it was one of those that take blood test, drug test, where your doctor would send you for an annual test. Quest or something like that. They order the test online and schedule the appointment. You go in, use the fake name and piss in the cup. Then you get your results online. I paid online with a prepaid visa like you get at Walgreens.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4482230]A couple things caught my attention. First, as has been discussed quite a bit lately, UTR does not necessarily translate to "low volume providers". There seems to be no clear consensus on the definition of UTR, though some have made the argument that it hugely refers to a provider not advertising or posting her info and / or contacts anywhere, with nothing to do with volume. Second, not sure the wife would be the first person I'd go to with a problem with my dick! In fact, I'm thinking I'd probably try to hide that from her, at least initially before any diagnosis. My guess is a nurse would have a pretty damn educated guess on how you could, or could not, get that UTI! Just my two cents![/QUOTE]I would think a UTR would be much less volume then a girl that keeps an ad going all the time, and keep herself up much better. I'm just looking to see girls that don't see 5 to 10 guys a day LOL. As far as the wife being a nurse, she knows you can get a uti at my age anyway from your diet or many other ways. She never asks questions. She just calls in a prescription and goes and picks it up for me. My wife went through menopause a few years ago and has lost all interest in having sex. I'm pretty sure she knows I'm not doing without. I used to bang her every night until the menopause and her losing interest and putting on 50 pounds in only a few months. I just don't rub it in her face. I stay discreet about it and have respect for her. We've been married 36 years, and she used to be smoking hot and was down for a nightly pounding. She knows I'm a horndog LOL. I got her pregnant 2 hrs after meeting her when I was 17 and she was 15. So she may or may not know, but she is always willing to write me a script for whatever I ask for. I've never caught anything, but if I did she would write me a script no questions asked. It's nice having a cool wife with a prescription pad LOL.

[QUOTE=RobertJdn;4482134]Oral is significantly less risky for catching an std. Most likely it's your nerves. As stated, there are plenty of ways to get anonymous testing which is the best way to calm the nerves.[/QUOTE]Dude, you might want to do some research on that. You have just as much if not a higher chance of catching something from oral as from the pussy. The only thing you are safer with oral from is HIV. I would agree he is probably over reacting and just has a uti, but as far as less risk just google cdc and std and read for yourself. I'm pretty sure by his description who he is talking about and have seen her before. I highly doubt she gave him anything. She's pretty clean, although she could have just blown somebody before him and not known she had anything.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-center-orlando-2?osq=free[/URL]+std+testing.

It's called The Center on N. Mills Ave. It's all free. You should get there early because sometimes they can't test you if it's later in the afternoon. Don't get sketched out over the gay vibe there and do it for free.

[QUOTE=Dugglc;4482327]Dude, you might want to do some research on that. You have just as much if not a higher chance of catching something from oral as from the pussy. The only thing you are safer with oral from is HIV. I would agree he is probably over reacting and just has a uti, but as far as less risk just google cdc and std and read for yourself. I'm pretty sure by his description who he is talking about and have seen her before. I highly doubt she gave him anything. She's pretty clean, although she could have just blown somebody before him and not known she had anything.[/QUOTE]It doesn't matter who she is and if she's "pretty clean". Anyone can catch anything at any time. If she sees 3 guys a day and those 3 guys see a few girls a week then there's a lot of potential to catch something. Not everyone that has an STD knows it and you can only find out by being tested.

75 percent of women and 50 percent of men with chlamydia have no symptoms.

[QUOTE=Dugglc;4482320]I would think a UTR would be much less volume then a girl that keeps an ad going all the time, and keep herself up much better. I'm just looking to see girls that don't see 5 to 10 guys a day LOL. As far as the wife being a nurse, she knows you can get a uti at my age anyway from your diet or many other ways. She never asks questions. She just calls in a prescription and goes and picks it up for me. My wife went through menopause a few years ago and has lost all interest in having sex. I'm pretty sure she knows I'm not doing without. I used to bang her every night until the menopause and her losing interest and putting on 50 pounds in only a few months. I just don't rub it in her face. I stay discreet about it and have respect for her. We've been married 36 years, and she used to be smoking hot and was down for a nightly pounding. She knows I'm a horndog LOL. I got her pregnant 2 hrs after meeting her when I was 17 and she was 15. So she may or may not know, but she is always willing to write me a script for whatever I ask for. I've never caught anything, but if I did she would write me a script no questions asked. It's nice having a cool wife with a prescription pad LOL.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately you are dead wrong on your UTR theory. Just because a provider claims to be a UTR does not mean she is a low volume provider. In fact, I know several under the radar chicks throughout the country that service up to 10 guy's or more on a daily basis.

They have a lot of clientele and just because they don't advertise means absolutely nothing. I know several UTR in Las Vegas who have more clients than the ladies that actually DO advertise.

Just sayin.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4481362]I haven't had an Orgasm that didn't burn in years. According to the doctors it is an age thing.[/QUOTE]They say "Use it or Lose it" and I agree but this age thing sucks. Definitely notice changes with age. MSOG is history. Some pops are great and others are not. Freaky. Oh, doctor told me "Always, after a pop, urinate". Cleans out the pipe and reduces the risk of UTI.

[QUOTE=Dugglc;4482320]I would think a UTR would be much less volume then a girl that keeps an ad going all the time, and keep herself up much better. I'm just looking to see girls that don't see 5 to 10 guys a day LOL. As far as the wife being a nurse, she knows you can get a uti at my age anyway from your diet or many other ways. She never asks questions. She just calls in a prescription and goes and picks it up for me. My wife went through menopause a few years ago and has lost all interest in having sex. I'm pretty sure she knows I'm not doing without. I used to bang her every night until the menopause and her losing interest and putting on 50 pounds in only a few months. I just don't rub it in her face. I stay discreet about it and have respect for her. We've been married 36 years, and she used to be smoking hot and was down for a nightly pounding. She knows I'm a horndog LOL. I got her pregnant 2 hrs after meeting her when I was 17 and she was 15. So she may or may not know, but she is always willing to write me a script for whatever I ask for. I've never caught anything, but if I did she would write me a script no questions asked. It's nice having a cool wife with a prescription pad LOL.[/QUOTE]I'd say that's the unusual wife that would completely turn a blind eye towards the cheating husband, especially where the "girlfriend" is a bunch of escorts! But hey, more power to you on that one! As you alluded to, I'd guess she figures she's got no desire to take care of your needs sexually and you need to get it somewhere! So long as you "don't rub it in her face", perhaps she's okay with it.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4482543]I'd say that's the unusual wife that would completely turn a blind eye towards the cheating husband, especially where the "girlfriend" is a bunch of escorts! But hey, more power to you on that one! As you alluded to, I'd guess she figures she's got no desire to take care of your needs sexually and you need to get it somewhere! So long as you "don't rub it in her face", perhaps she's okay with it.[/QUOTE]Personally I think she would rather I be out with prostitutes then to have a girlfriend. With a prostitute there is no chance of getting attatched. On the other hand if I had a girlfriend there is a good chance of becoming attetched and ending up leaving and divorcing her. She has caught me 3 or 4 times over the years with her girlfriends and that didn't sit real well with her. Every time that was her fault though LOL. She would be talking to them about how big I was or about certain skills and they would come to me. I never hit on any of her friends first. She caught me with a girl from Jacksonville that I was seeing a few times a month and it really didn't bother her too much. I think all she really worries about is me hooking up with somebody where I might leave her. I take care of the kids, fix shit around the house, and have a substantial bank account to where we live very comfortable. We haven't slept in the same room for around 10 years, so I guess as long as I'm not coming to her for some pussy she's ok with it. If the day comes when she's not ok with it, I'll take my money and she can have the house and the kids and I'll be on my way. She might get some of the money, but I have enough that is just sitting in a safe deposit box that she doesn't know about that I'll be fine. I haven't counted it in quite a while but there is probably $500,000 that she has no idea about. When I was making $5000 a day for 30 years I would put $2000 in the bank and $3000 in the box. Plus her being a nurse she makes a pretty decent check herself. I think she makes around $36 an hr plus overtime. I haven't looked at my bank balance in 10 years probably. I just go to the atm and get what I need when I need it. All I know is when I do go inside the bank they always ask me "do you realize how much is in your checking account? You do know we sell cd's and have savings right"? I just tell them it's fine where it is and go about my business.

[QUOTE=Dugglc;4482797]Personally I think she would rather I be out with prostitutes then to have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]Some prostitutes go out of their ways to insert themselves into your life. Earlier this year I've got a girl tried to sabotage my personal life diligently. I told her I was going to stop seeing girls to work on my life and be in a healthy relationship. At this point I was seeing 5 different girls on a weekly basis. She would call my number at bed times 3 am and 5 am on some nights. I caught on quick and blocked her number. Few weeks after I started getting phone calls at 4-5 am from different number, when I pick up it's this same psycho.

Other times, they'd tell you they're on the pill or that they're pregnant to have you drop a nut in them LOL.