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[QUOTE=Silvio;1556861]I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.[/QUOTE]"Utter bullshit fabricated" I love it, You Made my Day. Silvio you the man.)

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Hello all. TGIF. All my posts on this board are for entertainment purposes only. Etc. Etc.

Went to New Hope earlier this week. Had fun with a new girl for me. Senior members PM me for details. No full, just HE. But she was young and attentive.

JB

You had to go there didn't you! Hah!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1556404]I hear in Accent Rome the Romans did a lot more thing than we do? Do we have any Roman Massage parlor's? If not maybe we could take to Mamason in Matteson And she could hire one. How about that ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;1557028]You had to go there didn't you! Hah![/QUOTE]Have to watch Goph is realy close Goff, Maybe Goffoff. Maybe Goffy The Dog. All good handle's.

And Gooski is any better? That is what I leave behind when I leave!

QUOTE=Gopher88; 1557057]Have to watch Goph is realy close Goff, Maybe Goffoff. Maybe Goffy The Dog. All good handle's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CottonPanty;1556804]NOOOOOOOOOO! God damn it, I"m going to miss CiCi.[/QUOTE]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1557813]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?[/QUOTE]NO BUT IF ANYONE FINDS OUT PLEASE PM ME!

I know one of the older ladies that worked there for just a couple of months is now down the street at Devon Spa. But I don't like that place.

This place has been around for a while though the ads still say 'Grand Opening'.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-free-table-shower/12456201[/url]

Not very clean. The table shower room was filthy and the towels were wet.

I gave it a shot, won't go back.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1557813]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?[/QUOTE]I heard from CiCi, she gave me a call but of course her number was blocked so I have no way of contacting her. She said she was in New York and would call me if she comes back in town. I guess Sunny (the Mamasan) somehow didn't get the proper paperwork done or something along those lines. Whatever she did or didn't do, it caused them to lose their license.

Sucks that it happened but it was nice of CiCi to call me. I guess I was a good customer, hell I know I dropped a bunch of $$ her way over the years.

Cotton

Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

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Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me

[QUOTE=Fireman469; 1558736]Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-busty-asian-girllucy-nuru-massage-773-936-5230-24/12389533[/url]

Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me[/QUOTE]Fireman,

I posted about one of the Nuru options near O'hare earlier this year. See link below.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1436257#post1436257[/url]

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle; 1558551]This place has been around for a while though the ads still say 'Grand Opening'.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-free-table-shower/12456201[/url]

Not very clean. The table shower room was filthy and the towels were wet.

I gave it a shot, won't go back.[/QUOTE]How was the session? I went there last week and it was pretty good.

If you Google her number. Comes up with apt. Rental's Every where?



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